12-75 Even a good man can’t stand up to three shits
Anu's heart was shocked. She intuitively told her that this flag bearer was Liu Ziguang himself, ten thousand elite cavalry. Just like this, the meat buns are gone and there is no return. You must know that these ten thousand people are the strongest warriors selected.
Each of them had dozens of lives under their sabers. They killed countless people and destroyed countless countries. They traveled thousands of miles without encountering an opponent. They reached their peak under the city of Nanjing. They defeated the Ming Empire with 20,000 troops and crossed the natural barrier.
, what an honor and majesty it is to capture your opponent’s wife, children and grandchildren.
However, after only a few days, the Xixia Army fell from the clouds to the bottom. From the beginning to the end of this battle, not even the shadow of the enemy's brigade was seen, only a flag bearer was seen. How could this situation not be frightening?
It was already dark, and the fields were vast. The wind blew through the woods and made a whining sound. Behind the hillside, there were still flames rising into the sky. The flag bearer stood motionless. Against the background of the flames, he looked like a messenger from hell.
I feel that my heartache is getting worse, and it is slowly moving from the top to the bottom, and my lower abdomen is like a knife. No, it’s bad, it’s bad for my stomach!
This situation is rare. No matter how difficult the conditions are, Anu pays great attention to food hygiene. His staple food is dried meat and naan, he drinks mare's milk and water, and he basically doesn't eat Han food. How could he suddenly have a stomachache?
People have three urgent needs, and this is the first one. The large one is more urgent than the small one, because the small one is purely water and can be controlled if you hold it back for a while. The large one is different. It has richer content. In addition to being solid, it is also
There was a large amount of gas, and this gas continued to increase, expand, and fill the intestines. The huge pressure could not be controlled by the sphincter alone. Therefore, although the enemy was at hand, Anu still turned over and dismounted, covering his stomach with one hand,
They moved towards her tent with their legs tightly together. As they walked, they ordered their subordinates: "Stand tight and don't go out to fight. Report any situation immediately."
The subordinates watched suspiciously as the deputy marshal walked into the tent with a pale face, not knowing what was going on. At this time, popping sounds gradually sounded in the team, one after another, and the tones were all strange, but the smell was the same stench, many of them
The soldiers who couldn't hold it back turned over and dismounted, stumbled over and unbuttoned their trousers and pulled them up. Those who couldn't make it in time used the Mongolians' superb equestrian skills and squatted on the saddle to solve the problem. The officers couldn't do anything about it, because they were also facing the problem.
This question caused a constant stench in the queue, and there was a lot of feces and urine. Where could I find the Xixia cavalry?
There was chaos outside, but Anu, as the coach, could not hear it at all, because at this time she was suffering, with beads of sweat as big as soybeans on her head, her back was soaked, and there was a black fog in front of her eyes, and in her mind
He was dizzy, his ears were ringing constantly, he was so weak that he couldn't even stand up, and the pain in his stomach was hard to describe in words. In short, the strong-willed Anu completely failed this time.
The rough Mongolian men just had a good stomach. After taking a pee, they gasped for air. As soon as they pulled up their pants, they felt the pressure in the abdominal cavity increase rapidly, so they took off their pants again to relieve the pressure. Some comrades were exhausted from pulling their pants.
They were sweating so hard that they could no longer squat, so they had to pull the horses' tails with their hands. These people were the most unlucky, because the horses also started to have loose stools. It was not the kind of baseball-sized horse droppings, but yellow loose droppings that sprayed like fire hoses.
Their heads and faces were covered with wounds, and the misery was indescribable.
As the saying goes, even a good man can't hold back three stools. Even a tough guy can fall down, let alone a human being. Even a fat and strong war horse can't hold back diarrhea. Do you think this medicine has the power?
How big must it be? By now, the Xixia army knew from top to bottom that it was poisoned by the enemy. The source of the poison was probably the pond where the horses drank water just now. It's too late to say anything now. Everyone in the army knew that they were poisoned by the enemy.
Collapse, excrement and urine everywhere, not even a space for protruding, many people collapsed from defecation, and continued to excrete while lying in feces and urine, but there was nothing left to poop, so they could only excrete blood.
On the other hand, most of the Han prisoners who drank water from the same pond as the Mongols were safe and sound. Only a few of the bastards who followed the Mongols to help the tigers clutched their stomachs and had diarrhea. The people who survived looked at each other in confusion.
Explanation, could it be that God has opened his eyes?
Is it Changshengtian who is punishing us? The Xixia generals are also wailing to the sky. If the Ming army launches an attack at this time, they will be completely powerless. None of them can even lift their knives, and their horses will whine and lie down.
, the four hooves are so weak that they can't stand up. Of the 20,000 Xixia troops, 10,000 died behind the hillside, and the 10,000 are lying in a pile of excrement and urine, a life worse than death. Until now, they haven't seen the true face of the enemy. It's really hard to fight like this.
It was a shame to be thrown into grandma's house.
Even so, the prisoners did not dare to move without authorization. They were all surrounded in the car formation, and were petrified by such a strange scene. It is no wonder that there were more than 10,000 living people and the same number of animals were diarrhea at the same time.
This scene is too spectacular, and even those with a little nerve can't bear it, not to mention that the thin shit on the ground is almost flowing into a river, and it is not easy to escape.
The rumbling sound of war drums came from the clouds in the distance. Yes, the sound of war drums came from the clouds. The sound was low and strong. Every sound seemed to hit people's hearts. Suddenly, a white light pierced the dark night.
The sky shone brightly, and then the beam of light hit the hillside, like a spotlight on a stage, covering the knight holding the red flag in the center. The knight held the flag high and drew a circle in the air, and the lights suddenly switched
It grew into a strip, covering the entire hillside. A group of knights emerged from behind the hillside. They were all red shirts, all black horses, and all battle flags. However, the flags they held high were different from the big flag in the middle.
There are more words.
Amid the sound of war drums, a group of knights stood on the hillside. Everything was pitch dark. Only the hill was shrouded in the sky, just like the whole world was used as a screen. This stereo effect, this visual effect, even if
Even American blockbusters can’t match it! In the Xixia car queue below, everyone was dumbfounded. Even the classmates who were bleeding stopped and lay in a pile of feces and urine, dumbfounded.
The war drums beat for a moment, then suddenly accelerated the rhythm, and the war drums and horns sounded in unison. The knight in the middle reined in his horse, and the front hooves of the war horse leaped into the air with a long neigh, and then he rushed down at the head of the horse. The other knights followed closely behind, forming a goose-wing shape.
Rushing down from the mountain, in the middle were eighteen battle flags with a red background. When the wind blew the flags spread out, they all had the same four characters: "Liu Ziguang has arrived."