When Lin Keer saw Qin Shaofeng frowning, she panicked again and tried hard to tell the joke well:
"The out-of-towner said to the salesperson: 'I want to buy a mirror to look at the hook!'"
When saying this sentence, Lin Keer used a semi-ordinary but not ordinary dialect, which sounded very funny.
"The salesperson was very angry when he heard that he wanted to buy a mirror to look at the hook..."
Qin Shaofeng interrupted her and asked: "Why is the salesperson angry?"
"Because he said he wanted to buy a mirror to look at the hook!" Lin Ke'er replied. Suddenly she was stunned again, looked up at him and asked: "Uh, do you know what a hook is?"
Qin Shaofeng shook his head: "I don't know, what is it?"
"Hookzi is a dialect. In Mandarin, it means butt."
Qin Shaofeng frowned, stretched out his hand, patted Lin Keer's butt, imitated her tone, and said, "Is this your hook?"
"Ah!" Lin Ke'er yelled, her butt suddenly tightened, her whole body felt uncomfortable, and she wanted to slide off his lap.
Qin Shaofeng reached out to her waist and hugged her upwards, and Lin Keer sat on his lap again.
Qin Shaofeng said: "Go on."
Lin Keer blushed and thought for a long time before remembering where she was talking about: "Because the mirror was originally used to look at the face. The salesperson heard him say that he wanted to buy a mirror to look at the hook. At that time, the salesperson was holding the mirror.
Judging by my own face, of course I would be angry when I heard him say that."
"Oh," Qin Shaofeng understood: "The salesperson was using a mirror to look at her face, but he said he wanted to buy a mirror to look at her hooks. The salesperson thought he was scolding her for using a mirror to look at her butt."
"That's right!" Lin Ke'er nodded: "That's it! So the salesperson quarreled with him and asked him why he was swearing. He refused to admit that he was swearing and said: 'I just want to buy a mirror to look at the hook!'"
"What happened next?" Qin Shaofeng fed her a piece of steak and asked.
Lin Ke'er chewed the food and continued: "They quarreled, which alerted the manager. The manager hurriedly came out and asked what was going on. The two of them gave their reasons respectively. When the manager heard that the man had a foreign accent, he asked
He said: 'Where are you from?' "The man replied: 'I am your ancestor!' The salesperson became even more angry and said to the manager: 'Look, he still dares to scold you!' The manager
He waved his hand to the salesperson and signaled him to stop making noise. He took out a paper and pen and said to the person, "Can you please write down what you want to buy?" After the person finished writing, the manager took it over and looked at it. He wrote
:
‘I want to buy a mirror and a cover hook. I’m from Hitachi Prefecture’!”
"It's over?" Qin Shaofeng looked at her.
"It's over... it's over!"
Lin Ke'er's heart started to beat again. Why didn't this person laugh? I have lived for so many years and this joke has always been with me. Every time I tell it to others, they laugh half to death. As soon as Fang Xiaoyi gets bored,
Let me tell her this. She laughs every time I tell her. What's going on with Qin Shaofeng? He doesn't react at all. Does he lack the cells to laugh?
After a while, Qin Shaofeng asked: "What exactly is the cover hook that man is talking about?"
Lin Keer suddenly realized that he didn't know what a cover hook was, so no wonder he didn't laugh.
Lin Keer gestured to him: "The cover hook is... the mosquito net, you know? The hook on both sides of the mosquito net during the day."
Qin Shaofeng nodded: "What that man wanted to buy was a mirror and a cover hook, but because he said them together, it turned into a mirror hook."
"Yes! That's it." Lin Ke'er looked at him expectantly. Now that he understood, he should have laughed.
After a while, Qin Shaofeng curved the corners of his mouth, smiled faintly, handed the wine glass to her mouth, and said, "Drink!"
"Oh!" Lin Keer breathed a sigh of relief. She was afraid that he would punish her in some other way.
After drinking, Qin Shaofeng said: "Out again!"
Lin Keer thought for a while and came up with a question that she found very difficult: "If you use a hammer to hit an egg, why can't it break it?"
After finishing speaking, she looked at Qin Shaofeng's face intently. She had tested this question on many people, but no one answered it correctly.
However, Lin Keer overlooked one thing. Most of the people she took the exam were girls, and the few men who were not Qin Shaofeng.