'Uuuuuu~~~My son~~~', wailing loudly, Tai Yi rolled and crawled towards Xia Jie. His dark wooden staff was messy under his arm.
After stabbing him in the back a few times, a dozen guards groaned, rolled their eyes, and slowly fell to the ground while holding their lower bodies.
'Woohoo ~~~ My child ~~~', tears flying horizontally, Tai Yi rolled around the official's team. The wooden stick is like a dragonfly a little bit of water, and the lightly knocked on the surroundings, twenty more than twenty, more than 20 more
A well-dressed official howled miserably, hugged his knees, ankles and other parts that hurt the most, and jumped up and down.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" tears splashed everywhere, Taiyi's two big black feet "baji" stepped on Xingtian Dafeng's face and ran over.
The big lacquered footprints were so conspicuous on Xingtian Dafeng's face, and the stench of mud mixed with something unknown made Xingtian Dafeng groan, pinch his neck and vomit crazily.
With a pale exclamation, he hurriedly jumped up and flew a hundred feet away as fast as lightning. Taiyi kicked Xuanwu back three or five steps, and threw himself on Xia Jie, crying bitterly.
Xia Jie moved his hands up and down his body and howled loudly: "Dad, I haven't seen you for a long time. Woohoo, I miss you so much! Woohoo! You have become human-like now!"
The corners of Xia Jie's mouth were cramped, the corners of his eyes were twitching, and his body was trembling rapidly. God, where did Tai Yi just go and tumble? In addition to the smell of mud, Xia Jie relied on his experience in his previous life and this life, he could clearly distinguish
Chu Taiyi's body was covered in beast excrement, urine, rotten corpses and all kinds of the most unpleasant smells. Among them, there seemed to be a unique smell of the stinking body fluids sprayed by some kind of beetles called "slap bugs"
.This strong smell rushed straight into Xia Jie's nasal cavity. Wu Wu's five senses were a thousand times more sensitive than ordinary people. The stench almost made Xia Jie faint. He finally understood why he was so...
Xingtian Dafeng, who stepped on both feet, could vomit so happily.
Forcibly controlling himself to prevent himself from being fainted by the stench, Xia Jie opened his hands, wanting to show his kindness as a father and a filial son, and wanted to hug Tai Yi with all his strength, but he really didn't have the courage to do so. Tai Yi
The mud on his back was almost an inch thick, how could he dare to hug him? Xia Jie could only say dry and high-sounding words: "You, you have suffered... My child... My child is unfilial... You, you
How did it become like this?"
Tai Yi's tears flowed down in large clusters, and the tears washed away the mud on his face, revealing his face that was still dark under the mud. God knows if it was the last time he went to Dongyi as an envoy that his old man had not seen him for so long.
It was time to take a shower. He cried loudly and muttered something vaguely. Gradually, Taiyi's body began to tremble violently.
Something is wrong, very wrong.
Based on Xia Jie's understanding of Tai Yi, if he was crawling and rolling around in the mud pit just now and viciously calculating the guards, now he is holding his own and crying in pain, but... Tai Yi is really
Crying sadly! Not the kind of malicious howl that makes fun of people, but really crying loudly!
At this time, Tai Yi's body was shaking like a fallen leaf in the wind. He had no strength at all. He was leaning softly on Xia Jie's body, as if he was about to collapse to the ground. Xia Jie was frightened and hurriedly hugged him.
When Tai Yi stayed, he didn't care that the mud on his body had stained a large area on his hands. He just hugged him, not knowing what was wrong with him.
Xingtian Xuanzhi on the side had just made some water to help Xingtian Dafeng wash away the foul-smelling footprints on his face. Those of them who knew Taiyi's character and style from Xia Jie's mouth just stood aside and were filled with excitement.
They looked up at the sky with a bitter and helpless face, unable to make any response. Facing the majestic Hidden Witch, the leader of the Xing Sect of the Daxia Witch Sect, what can they do? He may pretend to be crazy or act stupid, or he may deliberately tease people.
, these juniors can only endure it for life!
Tai Yi's crying lasted for a full quarter of an hour.
Then, he suddenly wiped off the mud and tears on Xia Jie's face with the hem of the only clean robe on Xia Jie's body, and hit Xia Jie hard with the wooden stick in his hand. He smiled and said: "
Good boy, this 'Goddess Lake' has actually become your fiefdom, not bad, not bad! Oh, remember, when I die in the future, I will be buried on the island in the middle of the lake."
Xia Jie was stunned, while Qi Xin next to her had a distorted face, full of unhappiness. Burying an old man like Tai Yi on an island in the middle of the lake? Qi Xin was reluctant. In her opinion, this goddess
The lake has become her private property, because she just took it from Xia Jie! However, facing such a lazy person like Tai Yi, Qi Xin could only endure the bad breath.
His eyes were rolling wildly, thinking about how to say this in the future.
Holding Tai Yi's shoulders tightly, Xia Jie frowned and asked him in a low voice: "Are you okay?"
Tai Yi shook his head gently. Instead of his normal laughter and scolding, he sighed weakly: "It doesn't matter... Do you know that this 'Goddess Lake' was created when I was a prince?"
Where is the palace used to cool off during the summer? I haven't been back here for many years. I didn't expect that boy Lu Gui to seal this place to you."
With a sigh, Tai Yi put his hands behind his back, and touched the ground gently with the wooden stick in his hand. He said quietly: "This 'Goddess Lake', when I left, I handed this piece of land back to
Wang Ting, I didn’t expect that Lu Gui would award it to you, alas!” With an extremely resentful sigh, Tai Yi looked at Xia Jie with the kind of gentle eyes that made Xia Jie’s hair stand on end, and shuddered, and patted him gently with his hand.
He patted Xia Jie's face and said quietly: "Xia Jie, this is our fate!"
The stench hit his nostrils. Tai Yi's hand, God knows what it was, covered Xia Jie's face with two dark fingerprints. Xia Jie's stomach was churning.
In his previous life, he had gone through the so-called perverted ordeal of eating bento in a cesspit, and he was still almost vomited by the stench on Tai Yi's hands. This mixed odor of hundreds of inexplicable raw materials was lethal.
The power is really amazing.
After getting off the carriage, the five priests and Brad Reed, who stood aside and watched the show stupidly for a quarter of an hour, stared blankly at Tai Yi and Xia Jie, father and son, who were so intimate.
'Emotional exchange'. After a long time, Brad Reed stammered, raised his front hooves and shouted: "Poseidon, Mr. Xia Jie, is this your father?"
Tai Yi glanced at Xia Jie strangely, and glared at Xia Jie with an extremely fierce look. Then Tai Yi shook his body carelessly and walked a few steps forward, reaching out to hold Brad Reed's hand.
With clean hooves, he laughed loudly and said: "Hahaha, Xia Jie is my son. No one in this world dares to say otherwise! This gentleman has a delicate face, a unique description, and strange bones all over his body.
, he must be a very important figure among the sea people?"
Taiyi hugged Brad Reed viciously.
Brad Reed let out a 'whoop' and jumped out dozens of steps as if his butt was on fire. Then he lay down on the side of the road and vomited crazily. His whole body was shaking violently. It only lasted for a while, Brad?
Yellow-green foam had sprayed out of the corner of Rhett's mouth, apparently vomiting out the gall water.
Xia Jie, Qi Xin, Xing Tian Dafeng, and Bai squatting on Xia Jie's shoulders simultaneously raised their right hands and slapped themselves in the face helplessly.
However, Tai Yi greeted the five ocean priests with a face full of joy. He laughed loudly and said: "Hahahahaha, you have come all the way, and you are originally guests. I don't know what business you have in Daxia this time.
But since it is my unachievable child who welcomes you, and now you have arrived at my child's territory, you are my guest! I, Xia Yi, represent the millions of people of the 'Fierce Ghost Territory', welcome you all from Atlanta
Distinguished guest of Tees!"
As fast as lightning and as fast as thunder, before the five ocean priests could react, Tai Yi, who called himself Xia Yi, had already rushed in front of the five priests and hugged them warmly. At the same time, Tai Yi was bored.
, almost shamelessly using his dark face to have an extremely intimate face-to-face ceremony with the five ocean priests.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo", the five ocean priests ran away crazily, ran to the side of the road, and vomited loudly. Poor these nobles and priests of Atlantis, their bodies may have never been exposed to it in their lives.
The mud was now covered in filth by Tai Yi! In just a few snaps of his fingers, the five ocean priests spit out the gall water. Their golden scepters were thrown to the ground carelessly, and they no longer cared about it at this moment.
These are external things.
"What a demeanor! What a demeanor!" Xia Jie looked numbly at Tai Yi's petty and petty behavior. Da Xia is a big country after all, and he, Tai Yi, is also an important minister among Da Xia's important ministers, even if these people from the sea are
As an envoy from an enemy country, he did such a thing, which really brought great shame to Daxia. Especially, he now keeps claiming to be Xia Jie's father, and even maliciously changed his name to Xia Yi, which makes people laugh and cry.
Even Xia Jie's face has been completely humiliated by this title!
Before Tai Yi could stop this bad behavior, Tai Yi had already hugged the livid-faced Mutu affectionately. Mutu, who had always been standing aside with a majestic face and a solemn face, now seemed to have an expression on his face.
The man forced three big steamed buns into his mouth. His mouth was opened wide and he couldn't close it for a long time. Everyone watched helplessly as the color on Mutu's face became more and more ugly. Gradually, the muscles on Mutu's body became lumpy.
The lumps swelled, and the protruding muscle knots appeared so clearly under the tight leather jacket. The blood vessels on Mutu's neck were almost as thick as a thumb!
Xia Jie clearly heard that Mutu was roaring hoarsely: "You... let go!" Maybe it was severe pain, maybe it was something else, in short, Mutu's voice seemed to be the last bit of energy in his body.
The air is squeezed out of the lung cavity, causing the vocal cords to emit a little hiss.
Tai Yi was humming a very helpless folk tune in a low voice. While humming, he muttered slowly: "Well, are you one of the monsters created by those water-playing guys? Hahahaha
, Not bad, not bad, it really surprised me. How did they make you so powerful? Sanding Wuwu’s **! Tsk tsk, it’s really good.”
Just like a butcher selecting meat in the market, Taiyi tightened Mutu's body hard while his two dark hands kept wandering around Mutu's back, sometimes pinching his buttocks, sometimes squeezing him.
The muscles in his waist. Mutu's face became redder and redder, and gradually turned purple, and his eyes almost jumped out of his sockets. Tai Yi suddenly laughed loudly: "Hahaha, yes
You are a good man. My kid likes to make friends with good men. Well, you look good with all the bumps on your body!"
Several werewolf generals on the side saw that something was wrong. Tai Yi's words sounded nice, but why did his leader's face become more and more ugly? They snorted coldly and were about to approach, but Tai Yi had already let go.
He picked up Mutu and hugged them with great enthusiasm. The stench was extremely stench, especially for this group of werewolf warriors who had a good sense of smell like wolves. This stench was simply more lethal than any weapon.
amazing!
Immediately, two werewolf generals were fainted alive. Mutu, who was still breathing, pointed at Tai Yi angrily and angrily said: "Do you want to provoke a war between the two countries?"
Tai Yi 'flinched' and jumped back in 'horror'. He looked at Mutu in surprise and whispered in an extremely 'cowardly' voice: "I welcome you on behalf of my child. Is there anything wrong?"
Mutu was so angry that he was trembling all over. He was horrified by Tai Yi's incomparable tyranny, which was as irresistible and huge force as the top of a mountain. He looked at Tai Yi angrily, but couldn't say another word. This is terrible
The old man may be a little dirty, maybe a little too smelly, but his power is really shocking! Could it be that all the bad old men in Daxia have such strong strength?
What especially made Mutu feel annoyed but helpless was that although Tai Yi was a little dirty, he hugged them face to face under the guise of welcoming everyone. It's hard to say that it was not his fault. He suffered a loss, but he still managed to do it.
It was really frustrating to have to laugh and fight with this buried old man.
Five ocean priests finished vomiting on the side, and they walked over carrying their golden scepters with great anger. A tall ocean priest said angrily: "I, Ocean Priest Wolf of the Atlantis Ocean Temple
S. Alexander, we have had enough of your rudeness in Great Xia! We have decided to go to war! Let’s go to war now!”
Tai Yi rolled his eyes, took a few steps back in panic, pulled Xia Jie's sleeve and said in horror: "My good son, what did he mean by starting a war?"
Xia Jie spread his hands and was about to speak. The expression of the ocean priest who called himself Wolfs Alexander suddenly changed. He seemed to be listening to something. Then, he gritted his teeth and roared: "But, our Atlan
The people of Tis are magnanimous and magnanimous. We are not willing to cause big disasters because of the stupidity of some members of your Xia Kingdom! You should be grateful for our magnanimity. We, we have decided to accept your sincerity and accept your offer.
We will not, will not attack you again before the original witch staff!"
Xia Jie and Tai Yi looked at each other in surprise, and looked up at the sky at the same time. What surprised them was that the Doomsday Fortress of the Hairen in the sky was slowly descending. Now in their field of vision, the Doomsday Fortress of the Hairen had disappeared.
It's about the size of an ordinary small orange, about twice as big as what we saw a few days ago. Yes, this fortress is slowly approaching the ground.
A trace of surprise flashed across Tai Yi's face, and he frowned. He didn't know what the Hai people were planning. Aren't they afraid that their fortress would be lowered too low, allowing Daxia to take advantage of it? Their biggest advantage
, that is the absolute height. If their height drops too much, there are many powerful methods in Daxia's witchcraft that can kill people hundreds of thousands of miles away.
Wolfs Alexander proudly looked at the shocked faces of Tai Yi and Xia Jie. He chuckled and said, "Sure enough, Mr. Xia Jie is the representative of the main battle force? You deliberately want to create all kinds of contradictions for us.
Atlantis is fighting a decisive battle with your Daxia, and is not willing to let your Daxia surrender to Atlantis. So, no wonder you created so many conflicts when you were in Atlantis.
This time, you also deliberately provoked us."
Thinking that they had discovered Xia Jie's intentions, Wolfs Alexander and five other sea priests, as well as Brad Reed, and a group of sea people representatives no longer looked at Tai Yi, but urged Xia Jie to make arrangements quickly.
The resting place. The sludge on their bodies was too smelly, and they were in a hurry to wash it off. At the same time, Wolfs Alexander solemnly proposed to Xia Jie that they should speed up their journey, and they should rush to raise the original witch from the Hidden Witch Palace.
They rushed to Yunmeng Daze in front of the staff because they wanted to observe the ceremony of taking out the witch staff!
