The top political and military leaders of the eastern Atlantis region were only wearing trousers and sat on a raft basking in the autumn sun. They looked up to the sky and laughed for a while before continuing to talk.
Thor sighed: "Look, we were sent to the Far East in a hurry by our family, but all the necessary things were not replenished. Seventeen legions, less than a thousand small-caliber cannons. God, you let me die.
Forget it. With more than two million people, there are only less than a thousand small-caliber cannons. According to the war records I read before, artillery of this caliber can only pose a threat to the Xia people's fourth-class or lower warriors.
Soldiers of the fourth level and above can use their weapons to intercept those small-caliber artillery shells. How do you ask me to build a death line of defense?"
After looking at Thor deeply for a long time, and after Thor had raised his fist and made a death threat, Andor deliberately said to Thor in an affectionate tone: "Dear, I understand your concerns, but
You have to believe in my ability. Can I only be a despicable politician and not an excellent commander? I have already made a request for supplies to the ruling council, and they have given an agreed reply! But you have to know
, it takes a lot of time to mobilize a large number of arms."
Thor suddenly became energetic, ignored Andor's deliberately disgusting tone, and asked hurriedly: "What did you ask those stingy old guys for?"
Andor raised his fingers and muttered: "They said they want us to defend to the death, so I want three strategic-level destruction cannons, twelve sets of strategic-level weapon systems, three hundred sets of tactical-level weapon systems, and five large-caliber energy cannons."
Thousands of sets, 20,000 sets of large-caliber artillery, and medium- and small-caliber weapon systems are distributed at a quota that exceeds the standard by 30%."
Andor said triumphantly: "Look, we have enough firepower."
Thor looked at Andor with dumbfounded eyes, and suddenly shouted: "You actually got twelve strategic-level weapon systems? Ah, you despicable guy, do you want to completely destroy the entire Xia army? Those stingy people
How could I agree to your rude request?"
Thor grabbed his hair and spun around on the raft several times, and suddenly shouted: "Ah, you damn guy, I actually forgot that your fiancée's father is the Arms Consul of the Consulate! Of course he wants to
Special treatment for you, my future son-in-law. Aha, this time, I borrowed your advantage! Twelve strategic weapon systems? Three strategic-level destruction cannons? Oh, I even have the confidence to face the Xia people’s terrifying
Ding witches! Maybe, we can even kill a few of their high-ranking witches this time? Oh, what a great achievement!"
Thor excitedly danced a lively and cheerful dance on the raft, but he was only wearing a pair of trousers, which looked particularly funny.
Andor looked at his excited old friend with a smile, and sighed sincerely: "Sure enough, no matter what you do, you are happiest when you do it with your friends. Playing with those noble ladies is like this, corruption is like this, fighting is like this
The same is true."
Andor gave a soft 'shhh' and whispered mysteriously: "You will know these things sooner or later. But from my top-secret channels, I also know some top-secret things that are only available to high-level officials now.
intelligence."
Thor looked around and immediately sat down. The two men, who were almost naked, leaned closely together and whispered to each other.
Andor whispered: "You must keep the secret, otherwise I will be unlucky."
Thor said impatiently: "Damn it, when did I leak anything related to you? Even when you were seven years old, you took me to peek at the high priest Weiner taking a shower, and I didn't say a word!
Of course, I have to say that although Weiner is a bit older, he still has a really good figure."
Andor 'shushed' and cursed: "Shut your mouth, you damn guy, do you want Weiner to grab the infrasonic cannon with his own hands and kill us?"
After looking around again, Andor hugged Thor's shoulders tightly and whispered in his ear: "Our reinforcements will be a huge expeditionary force composed of nearly a hundred legions.
Equipped with our most sophisticated weapons and equipment, we are determined to engage in a large-scale decisive battle on the ground with the Xia people. However, this is just a gimmick, a gimmick to attract everyone's attention. Our true feelings towards the Xia people
The killer is up there."
Thor looked up at the sky and said in shock: "Ah? Above?"
Andor sneered and said with a ferocious smile: "A plan that has been carried out secretly for thousands of years, a plan that can completely destroy the entire Xia Kingdom. A huge and incredible plan that is simply beyond natural imagination. We, Atlantis,
Here, an artificial planet will rise in the sky, a purely artificial space fortress! As long as our plan is finally completed, the Xia people will have no power to resist."
Thor's eyes widened in surprise: "Are you saying that the rumor spread in the temple is true?"
Andor nodded proudly: "Oh, dear Thor, there are so many students in the temple, and I am the first one to confirm the news. An artificial satellite with a diameter of about 8,000 miles surrounds the planet below our feet.
A satellite that the planet rotates at a synchronous autobiographical rate! Ah, poor Xia people, they even think that the land under their feet is a flat piece!"
Thor could only open his mouth, shook his head repeatedly, and sighed in a low voice: "We in Atlantis are really amazing."
Andor also shook his head repeatedly: "Yes, we are really great. Our bloodline is so noble, our creativity is as great as gods, we are gods."
The two guys who were almost naked didn't notice that their current posture was so ambiguous. The two of them were leaning closely together, their faces so close, and they shook their heads in small increments, looking at each other from a certain angle.
It was almost like two handsome men were kissing, and it was the kind of kissing that involved sucking and biting.
Unfortunately, Xiahou, who appeared on the other side of the river with a small patrol, was a man who was horrified by homosexuality. He and the nearly a hundred carefully selected soldiers behind him, who were agile and powerful in witchcraft, were frightened.
Looking at the two blond men hugging each other on the river in the distance, 'kissing', 'stroking', and 'stroking' their bodies, they all had big eyes and small eyes, and almost vomited.
The Mo Qilin that Xia Hou was riding took a few steps forward curiously. Maybe it was the first time in his life that he saw a man kiss? The Mo Qilin looked up to the sky and roared in confusion. The Qilin's voice was clear and loud,
It was just a soft cry, but it penetrated into the sky. The clouds in the sky rolled up, and the entire river surface was filled with water waves that were several feet high.
While Andor was marveling and sighing, Thor turned around in surprise and suddenly saw a man wearing a set of ferocious pitch black armor, riding a huge black monster, and holding a huge white weapon in his hand. Mace Xiahou. Andorra, who was a civil servant, screamed like a little girl who had been raped: "Enemy attack! Xia people's army!" He quickly jumped up and retreated, but he forgot again. He was on a small raft, and he stepped on the air and fell into the water again.
Thor jumped up suddenly and cursed angrily: "This is hundreds of miles away from their military camp. How could they suddenly appear here? Damn it, there are so many patrols on the road, are they all dead?" Guards! Guards! Kill them!"
When Thor went out to fish, he brought more than a hundred elite warriors and dozens of powerful tanks, plus Andorra's specially modified heavy-duty tank specially made for senior governor-level officials. Che, Thor is 100% sure to kill a small Daxia patrol!
If it were just a patrol of a hundred people, Thor and the others would not be in any danger.
However, there is a Xiahou in this patrol. And Xiahou, he is so stubborn that he rides a magical beast called Mo Qilin.
He stretched out his hand and slapped Mo Qilin on the neck. The Mo Qilin let out a long roar, and clouds of smoke rose under his feet. He crossed the river very quickly and reached the other side of the river. When passing the raft, Bai had already jumped down from behind Xia Hou and grabbed it with his paw. Thor was pushed down on the raft, and ten white, extremely sharp claws were gesticulating on Thor's body. Especially, Thor's muscular buttocks with fine flesh patterns were slapped hard several times. Bai had already begun to fantasize. When you take your mouth from Thor's buttocks, it is a chewy and delicious dish.
When Mo Qilin passed over Andorra, Xiahou casually picked up the mace in his right hand and picked Andorra on top of the mace.
Mo Qilin stood quietly on the grass on the river bank. Xiahou Ping held the murderous weapon in his hand, while Andor sat on the mace head full of sharp protrusions in shock, staring blankly at Xiahou who was close at hand. Xiahou looked at Andor, whose face was lifeless, without saying a word.
The guards and the drivers of the chariots were stunned at the same time. In just a blink of an eye, the highest military and political officer in the eastern part of the Kingdom of Atlantis fell into the hands of the enemy. They did not dare to kill these guards. There was no movement at all.
After a long silence, Andor stammered: "This, sir, I'm glad to see you. Oh, of course, if we weren't in such a hostile situation, it would be perfect. .Look, the sun is so bright, the river is so clear, the woods are so dense, and life is so beautiful. You, I look at your dress, you should be a very good warrior, you should not be on such a beautiful day, Take away the life of a young man?"
The more he spoke, the more Andor's tongue became more flexible, and the stammering disappeared. He said affectionately to Xiahou in the tone of a poetic aria: "The cruel fingers gently pinched away a blooming flower in the rose garden in the morning. Rose, what a cruel thing is this? Let a young man as vigorous as Asahi shed blood, and the warrior does not even have the power to resist. Is this what you, a great warrior, should do?"
Xia Hou shrugged his shoulders and muttered: "I have to say, you speak Daxia language very well."
Andor smiled, sitting on the head of the mace in an extremely funny manner and bowed deeply towards Xiahou: "I am honored to graduate from the Temple of Education with high scores."
High scores? Graduation? Xia Hou had a sense of confusion in time. He seemed to have gone back to a long time ago, the era of sudden review in order to successfully pass the final exam.
The mace in his hand was slowly put down, and Andor's feet were planted on the ground. A smile appeared on Xiahou's serious face: "So, you are a senior general of the sea people?"
Andor was so frightened that Thor almost fainted while lying on the raft. More than just senior generals? The two of them are now the highest officers of the Eastern Territory of the Sea People. If Xiahou captures them, the two of them will immediately
His reputation in the country was ruined, and it was obvious that Xiahou's military achievements would be unimaginably high.
Looking at his nearly naked body, Andor was glad for a moment that he had no marks on his body that could indicate his identity. But if he was still wearing a military uniform, it would obviously be unlucky for him. He quickly smiled and said: "Oh, very
Sorry, I'm just a poor junior commander, sir."
Xiahou said with a sarcastic smile: "So, the education quality of your sea people is good. A junior commander can casually say a long list of arias."
A burst of cold sweat broke out on Andor's forehead. He didn't even notice the weirdness in Xiahou's words. A real Daxia person would not be able to say words like 'quality of education' and 'aria'
. He just looked at Xia Hou almost numbly, not daring to make the slightest move. He had no doubt that the mace in Xia Hou's hand had the power to beat him to a pulp with just one blow.
Xia Hou laughed softly a few times and shook his head gently: "Forget it, don't be nervous, no matter what your status is, but since you are not wearing any clothes, I have the right to think that you are a low-level officer. Although
, I don’t think a low-level officer can bring hundreds of guards to the river to fish and play, unless the military benefits of you sea people are really to the extent that you have no place to spend your money."
Mr.
Disrupt your war plan."
Hearing Xiahou's words, Andor and Thor almost fainted from fright. Yes, Xiahou was right, the two top officers of the Eastern Territory were right in front of Xiahou.
After hanging the mace on one of the horns of Qilin, Xiahou looked around and raised his finger at Bai: "Bai, bring the map on the raft. Well, the workmanship is very detailed, well, it's
Printed by machine?" Xiahou got the map and asked Andorra cordially.
Andor nodded quickly: "Yes, light wave typesetting printing, the latest version of the Eastern Territory military map, printed using photos taken by high-altitude reconnaissance aircraft, has a large scale, and even marked the trails that the indigenous people on the mountain walked out of, which is of great tactical value
.”
Xia Hou bent down and asked him: "So, do you have no objection if I take this map? Well, look, the maps used by our Daxia army, I can only say that they are just like splash-ink landscape paintings. I can only let
I roughly understand where I am, but if I really follow our military map, I suspect that when I return to the military camp, I will have to detour at least several hundred miles."
Andor shook his head quickly: "Of course, I have no objection, this map is yours."
A map was exchanged for the lives of two top officials. With such a cheap deal, Andor even felt that his worth was too low, and he wanted to make Xiahou make more demands.
Sure enough, Xia Hou smiled again and said: "I'm afraid one copy is not enough. You know our military system is very complicated. If each commander does not have such a map, it will be very difficult." Every time the Hairen were defeated,
, when they retreated, they carefully destroyed all supplies that could be used by the Daxia army. Therefore, this kind of high-precision map had never been seen by the Daxia army. Xiahou naturally knew the strategic value of such a map.
Without any hesitation, the box of military maps, comparison charts, etc. placed in the Andorran chariot all became Xiahou's trophies.
Xia Hou glanced at the guard who brought the map curiously, and pointed at him: "Well, since you are so generous, can you give me some of his equipment? Look,
I'm very curious about your equipment. Although my colleagues have no interest in your equipment and they don't know how to use it, I am a person who loves to learn."
Andor shouted to the guard majestically: "Take off all your clothes and give them to this gentleman."
The guard neatly took off all his equipment and handed it to Xiahou honestly.
Xiahou smiled a few times at Andor'er. Just when Andor'er was feeling bad, suddenly several Kaihai attack planes flew in the sky in the distance, circling low in the sky, but they didn't dare to
Launched an attack. Xiahou was startled. Looking at the streamlined bodies of those attack aircraft and the various epoch-making weapons hanging outside the cabin, he cursed angrily: "Damn it, what era is this place in? Atlantis
?Holy shit!”
Knowing that he might have entered the territory of the sea people, Xiahou did not dare to stay here any longer, and immediately shouted at Andor: "I took people away, you won't order people to chase me behind, right? Or
, should I kill you first?"
Andor immediately shouted: "I swear in the name of the golden nobles of Atlantis, I will never send troops to chase you." As soon as the words came out, Andor's eyes went dark and he almost fainted. Oh my god, how could he?
Revealed his identity? Golden noble! At least until now, no golden noble has been captured by Daxia.
Xiahou raised his eyebrows fiercely and pointed his mace at Andor. Andor immediately shouted: "I swear I will not send anyone to hunt you down. But if you capture me, I will immediately order everyone to be destroyed. My family cannot do anything."
Bear the shame of being captured, and they will sacrifice me immediately. And if you kill me, I swear, you will not be able to return to the military camp."
Thor shouted on the raft: "Yes, barbarian, if you dare to do anything to us, you will definitely be buried with you. How about we all swear an oath and treat today's things as if they never happened? This is
Your best choice is also our best choice. Don't you want to take risks?" Thor said smartly: "Andorra's uncle is the governor of our eastern territory. If he knows that we are captured, he will immediately order to kill us.
We want to avoid bringing shame on our family."
Andor made a very frank appearance, spreading his hands and looking at Xiahou: "If you let me go or kill me, they will attack immediately."
Xia Hou thought quickly for a while, glanced at his companions on the other side of the river, and said coldly: "In other words, you won't let them attack?"
Andor nodded solemnly: "I swear in the name of the golden nobles!"
Xia Hou smiled, suddenly jumped out, and hit a huge chariot with a mace. The tens of thousands of kilograms of the chariot made a 'bang' sound, and was hit in the middle by the mace. There was a deep mark, and it was like playing baseball, and Xia Hou was hitting it and flying into the sky.
An attack plane happened to fly by and was hit by the tank. The two war machines exploded into a huge fireball in the sky.
The eyes of Andor, Thor and their guards almost jumped out of their sockets. Andor screamed unconsciously: "Oh my God, my God, I finally saw with my own eyes the perversion of the Xia army! Oh my God, Is this still the power that humans should use? His power alone is equivalent to a large-caliber artillery! Oh my god, no, it’s impossible!”
Thor's face turned pale. He looked through the war records in the Temple of Education. Those records had been cut by the priests of the temple. Many incredible records. How can there be such a shock to see the witches of Great Xia exerting their power with their own eyes? A warrior of Xia people, it seems, He is just a low-level officer commanding a group of patrols, but he can use that kind of primitive cold weapon to smash a high-tech tank out! Is this still the power that humans can possess?
Thor felt a chill in his heart. The army he commanded was about to fight against such a monster? No wonder the Eastern Territory had slowly eroded one-third of its territory in so many years of war! Oh my god, where are these? People? They are all a bunch of monsters!
Xiahou looked at the shocking results he had caused with satisfaction, and smiled at Andor: "Look, I used 30% of my muscle strength! There is no way, if I use all my strength, this big guy will be smashed by me on the ground. , and there’s no way to maintain too good an accuracy.”
Andor was stunned with fright, 30% of his muscle strength! Just 30% of his muscle strength! Although the attack plane was flying very low just now, it was still about a hundred meters away from the ground, but he actually used one The chariot was knocked down? This was only 30% of the muscle strength? Andorra suddenly felt that his bladder was swollen, his urethra muscles were twitching uncontrollably, and he already had the urge to urinate.
If he were in the combat command room, Andor would easily issue orders and ask his troops to use powerful firearms to kill these barbaric Xia troops.
But when he actually faced a Xia wizard who was like a wild beast, Andor suddenly found that he could no longer maintain the so-called gentlemanly demeanor, aristocratic style and the elegance of Atlantis's most popular playboy. His temperament was so strong that he was about to pee in fear.
Xiahou chuckled. In order to completely frighten these sea people, Xiahou hung the mace on the unicorn horn. He took out the sun-shooting bow from the bracelet of Taoist Tongtian's Qiankun bag, and attached it to a heavy weapon. Arrow, he shouted at the frightened attack aircraft that had already flown thousands of meters high: "Shooting Sun Technique: Wind-Breaking Arrow Technique! Attack!"
The nearly two-meter-long cold iron heavy arrow made a crisp sound of breaking the wind, and was covered with a layer of cyan wind shadow. It tore through a distance of several thousand meters in an instant, accurately penetrated the glass of the cockpit, and shot
It penetrated the driver's body.
Andorra and the others could even hear the pilot's disbelieving screams. They could only feel their hands and feet numb as they watched the out-of-control attack aircraft plunge towards the ground and explode into a bright cloud.
of fire.
Andor stared blankly at the bow and arrow in Xiahou's hand, and asked him numbly: "Are you sure that this is a primitive bow and arrow? There is no energy system in it? There is no firing system? There is no aiming device? Are you sure? You
Are you sure that you used a standard primitive cold weapon bow and arrow to shoot down a powerful attack aircraft of our Atlantis?"
Xiahou smiled strangely at Andor Jiejie a few times, but said nothing. He stuffed the sun-shooting bow back into his bracelet, jumped on Mo Qilin's back, patted Mo Qilin's neck, and shouted loudly in Bai
In the cheers, Mo Qilin crossed the river with his head and tail swaying. Xiahou led more than a hundred elite warriors riding black swords and left quickly toward the east with a "Yohu" sound.
A guard ran to Andorra and asked in a low voice: "Mr. Governor, are we going to hunt them down?"
Andor's whole body was trembling slightly, and he suddenly slapped the guard hard on the face. He roared angrily: "Pursuit? If you go after him now, that person will come back immediately to kill me and Toto.
Er! Do you have some brains, okay? The power of that man's bow and arrow is equivalent to a heavy long-distance sniper rifle! Do you want to kill me when you go after me now?"
Thor also jumped ashore angrily, punched and kicked the flattering guard, and cursed: "You have some brains, okay? If you go after us now, you are going to kill us! But go back later, their mounts
Don’t you know how fast it is? They have returned to the camp long ago!”
Suddenly, Thor stopped in surprise and asked Andor in surprise: "But, damn it, it's just that the patrols along the way didn't find them, so many detectors didn't find them? How did they get here?"
Here? No matter what, this should be within our control, right?"
Andor walked towards his chariot angrily and cursed loudly: "You ask me, how do I know? This is something that your army commander should be responsible for! But I will give you a proposal. All the captains of the patrol today,
Bring them all to court-martial. I've had enough of this group of incompetent trash! Also, my governor's residence and your frontline headquarters must be retreated a thousand miles immediately. I can't be in a place where big guns may appear anytime and anywhere.
Xia Patroller is in charge of the dangerous zone!"
Thor spread his hands: "Oh, Andorra, it was you who said you wanted to show our heroism on the front line."
Andor looked at him angrily: "But I didn't know these damn Xia people were so terrifying before! Look, a tank weighing more than 50,000 kilograms was knocked away by that man like a football.
Can knock down an attack plane! Oh, my God, I now suspect that my family sent me here not to accumulate political capital, but to murder me! I can't spare those elders, I swear,
I will take revenge on them!"
Thor's face was also full of anger. The brothers looked at each other and boarded a chariot together. Under the protection of the large army that came after hearing the news, they quickly retreated towards the west.
You can vaguely hear Andor's curses in the chariot, cursing the family that sent him to such a terrible and dangerous place.
Thor was also clamoring crazily. He was clamoring that he needed more heavy weapons!
"Andorra, look, look, a Daxia witch is so terrifying! But in our Xia military camp to the east, there are millions of such terrifying people! Oh my god, what happened to my seventeen legions?
Maybe resist them? I need to replenish ten, no, thirty legions of troops as soon as possible! And more heavy weapons, otherwise we will wait to be torn to pieces by these terrible guys! And, my tank
, modify it for me immediately, at least it won’t be flattened by that scary guy’s stick!”
"Of course, of course, I will make a request. Twelve sets of strategic weapons systems? Oh, my God, I will ask the Consulate for an additional thirty sets of such systems, otherwise, otherwise, otherwise I will really ask
The Xia people surrender! My poor former governors, how did they persist for so long under the threat of the Xia people?"
The convoy quickly moved away, and Xiahou, who accidentally got here because he took the wrong route, also led his patrol team to quickly break away from the Hairen controlled area and return to his military camp.