"Life really lacks passion." Xiahou led the way with the extremely scary mace in his hand, leading Andor and others towards the mountain without saying a word.
"I think back then, I was unfortunately picked up by those instructors from the university. Wasn't it just to be an agent? I am also a passionate young man. What should I be afraid of as an agent? Don't look at me at that time. I liked to plant a yard of jasmine flowers and sit in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River.
I drink and drink tea, but I also often go on missions. That excitement, that tension, that’s what life is! But what about now?”
"Jiuzhou Ding, Jiuzhou Ding, you old man is the legendary Jiuzhou artifact! It was actually sold to the United States by smugglers who robbed tombs. Isn't this a bit shabby? How come you, the old man, have to be enshrined in the Kunlun Moral Hall as a guard?
Magic weapon. How are you? In which zone?
53. I was almost torn apart by those scientific lunatics. I am here to help you regain your place. You are the quintessence of China, and I don’t want to be touched by those foreigners’ hands.
Bar?"
"How are you? Although you saved me, you sent me back to China, even if you left me in the center of Beijing. I am grateful to you. You are an artifact. It should have such a function, right? But what about you? You put me there
I was thrown into the Xia Dynasty, which has no historical records at all! It was still an era where witchcraft and high technology danced together, and the great witches and the Atlanteans worked hard. Look at this star chart and the relationship between you and the old man.
, I should still be on Earth, it’s just the Earth I don’t know how many years ago.”
"Then the big star between Mars and Jupiter was later destroyed, right? This can explain why there was one less planet and one more asteroid belt there later. But what about the moon? There is no moon in the sky now. Is it possible?
Are you saying that, just like the looted manuscripts we saw in the Secret Service Secret Archives before, the moon was created by the Atlanteans and then rose straight up from the earth for nine days? That is too exaggerated.
Already."
"But, as long as this is the earth, at least I still have hope of going home. But, passion is this thing."
"Is it passion to be a thug for the Xingtian family? No."
"Is it passion to be a thug for the Great Xia Dynasty? No."
"Is it passion to be a killer for the Daxia Army? No."
"Jiuzhou Ding, Jiuzhou Ding, you old man actually threw me into a barbarian tribe. Fortunately, I was lucky, and soon I got connected with the highest power class in the world. This is called luck. Look, my pursuit
It’s not high, but I need to cultivate enough strength to break through the void, go back to my lovely little courtyard in Jiangnan, have a baby with my little peanut, and then live quietly with my salary and task allowance.
That’s it.”
"I, Xia Hou, am not an overly ambitious person. What I need is the kind of passion that can make my heart beat unconsciously. Of course, it is definitely not the kind that can make me shatter to pieces without knowing how to return.
The passion for things! God, you sent a group of great gods like Taoist Tongtian to me. I can't bear this passion! This, if you have it, you don't have it."
Xiahou murmured: "If you don't have passion, how about creating your own passion and beating up the governor of the sea people vigorously here? Well, I can't bear this kind of passion."
"Life is like a woman being raped. If you can't resist, just close your eyes and enjoy it. But after you enjoy it, if you can kick the penis of the person who raped you,
, this may be the so-called passion." Xia Hou had a weird smile on his face, suddenly looked up at the white clouds in the blue sky, and muttered: "What on earth am I thinking about? Why do I think so much? Close your eyes and enjoy this kind of thing.
Damn your life."
"Actually, I have a chance to get rid of this boring life. When I get the Sun Shooting Technique, I can leave Anyi. But for the sake of certain things, can I not stay?"
Xiahou was incomprehensible and didn't know why his heart suddenly turned into a mess. His recent practice has been going very well, and he has never heard of the sorcerer's practice of going crazy. Why did the five thieves suddenly appear in his heart without any warning?
Has the commotion started?
But now that he was leading the way for Andor and Thor, Xiahou didn't have time to think too much. He didn't care whether his ideas were a little weird or contradictory. He put on a very professional smile on his face and led the guests step by step.
As they walked forward, Xia Hou cast a small spell, so they took one step forward, which was more than ten feet away. With the sound of wind in their ears, they soon arrived at the hunting party site: the mountains.
A meadow in a package.
Andor, Thor and the others were shocked. They naturally knew what speed they were traveling at just now. But they felt that they were just walking slowly as usual, so why did their speed suddenly become so outrageous? Cain's eyes flashed.
Like his descendants, all of them were so greedy that their saliva almost drooled as they stared at the backs of Xiahou and Shen Gongbao. Cain could feel the subtle fluctuations in Xiahou's body. It was this kind of fluctuation that made them
The walking speed of a group of people increased extremely abnormally.
Xingtian Dafeng had already led the people to jump off the nearby hilltop, and deliberately stepped heavily on the ground, stirring up high dust and grass clippings. He casually patted his body a few times, and Xingtian Dafeng was far away.
He stretched out his hands toward Andor: "Hahahahaha, Your Majesty the Governor, it's great to see you alive. I just heard that you were the one our Chihu brothers met by the river last time?
Hahahaha, in broad daylight, Your Excellency the Governor is naked and playing with pedophiles, he is indeed very, very happy."
Xiahou was speechless, why are these guys' ears so sharp? He was talking at the mountain pass, and they heard it on the top of the mountain more than ten miles away.
Andor looked at Xing Tian Dafeng with a blank expression: "What? What did you say? What kind of child molester?" Although he can speak fluent Daxia Mandarin, it does not mean that Andor can understand some very profound words.
A mysterious vocabulary with a domain nature.
Xingtian Dafeng looked at him strangely, blinked his eyes, and felt that it was still not good to tell this matter in public. After all, he was also the governor of a country, and it would not be good to humiliate him face to face with these things, so it would not be good. So,
, he just hugged Andor tightly, almost suffocating Andor, and then whispered in Andor's ear: "The so-called pedophile, isn't it just between two men?
Isn’t that kind of obscene relationship that transcends friendship but is definitely not a relationship between husband and wife and is purely an adulterous affair?”
Andor was so angry that his hands and feet were numb, and he almost fainted with his head on the ground. He glanced at Xiahou with resentment, recalled the scene when he was robbed by Xiahou, and finally understood what was wrong. He was so angry that his teeth
It was itching, and he wanted to scream to the sky, "I'm not gay!" However, because of the face problem of a golden noble, could he shout like this in front of so many people? Of course not! So, he could only swallow this mouthful of grievances.
resentment.
However, the demeanor of a golden noble must be maintained. Although all the bones in his upper body were almost broken by Xingtian Gale, Andor still grinned and showed the most elegant demeanor of an Atlantean golden noble.
Proper conversation. He started from reviewing the historical "friendly exchanges" between the two countries and looking forward to the possible "harmonious relationship" between the two countries in the future. He used the rhetoric in the temple to its fullest potential.
This is the difference between Atlantis and Bactria.
The golden aristocrats all have a clever tongue. They can talk about one thing in a dazzling way. It is clear that the two countries have only been fighting each other for thousands of years, and they don’t know how much hatred they have accumulated. He can forcefully say that the two countries are in the same boat.
, friendly neighbors, etc. The sincerity of their words and the sincerity of their feelings made the generals of Daxia tremble with fear. Although the generals of Daxia, although they were all very dexterous in their intrigues in Anyi, they were so talkative.
However, their kung fu is very different from Andor's. It's almost the same as the gap between a first-class Wu Wu and a Jiuding Great Wu. It's simply incomparable.
These golden nobles have raised nonsense to the realm of art, and have reached a kind of sublimation. When they received education in the temple, they specifically learned these nonsense skills. And the great witches, even the most sinister witches, here
On the one hand, they are also very different. Xingtian Dafeng and the others could only look at Andorra standing there and talking stupidly, and they had even sublimated today's hunting party into an 'ice-breaking trip' between the two countries.
Among all the Daxia generals present, only Xiahou had the strongest resistance to such rhetoric. Otherwise, he had heard this kind of talk too much in his previous life. Friendly neighbors separated by a narrow strip of water were always at odds with each other behind their backs.
You have to live and die, live and die, die and live again? He knows very well that this kind of talk is nonsense, and it makes no difference whether he listens to it or not.
So he coughed heavily and shouted loudly: "Okay, while it's still early, it would be good for us to hunt some wild animals to eat. What are we doing standing here stupidly?" After that, he casually said
He introduced his generals to Andorra and the others.
Bai came up behind Andor who was chatting at the right time, and used his sharp claws to pinch Andor's plump, thick and elastic buttocks. Bai's saliva almost flowed down, it was such a delicious piece of flesh and blood.
But Andor was so frightened that he almost screamed. How come such a big beast came up behind him, but none of his bodyguards reacted? However, his reaction was very fast. He heard Xia Hou's last words.
In a few words, he quickly introduced his entourage and others.
Xingtian Dafeng smiled and said: "Okay, okay, today we are here to hunt. What is the relationship between the two countries, but we don't need to talk nonsense." He muttered in his heart: "Today I just invited you to come over and give you a good beating.
You gave me a meal, but if Chihu hadn’t reminded you, wouldn’t it be troublesome for you to keep talking nonsense here until night?”
At that moment, he grabbed Andor's wrist with one hand and pulled him towards the seats with carpets and leather cushions in the middle of the meadow. Xingtian Xuanzhi followed Thor coldly and led him towards the second seat.
In Andorra, more than a thousand guards brought by Thor followed behind them with neat but rigid steps, standing in a neat square formation on one side.
All the generals of Daxia frowned. Especially those generals who stayed behind in the Violent Bear Army were even more uneasy. Speaking of elites, the generals of the Violent Bear Army had seen too many elite soldiers. But no matter what
Such elite soldiers cannot be as good as the thousand guards accompanying Andorra. They are all tall, short, fat and thin. They even have similar faces and looks. They stand there with their hands behind their backs, and their movements are like this.
Standard, there is no error at all.
"Is this still a human being?" All the generals of the Xia Army had an unfathomable feeling. Indeed, they could not feel any popularity from these accompanying guards.
In Daxia, the high-ranking officials and generals of the Hairen sat cross-legged on their seats. Every Hairen official was accompanied by an officer from Daxia. Of course, you have to say it was surveillance or something else.
But it can be understood this way. Sitting next to Xiahou was a wonderful person: one of Thor's adjutants, the female officer Lilith. Xiahou could not help but wrinkled when he smelled the rich fragrance of Lilith.
He frowned, moved his hips a few times, and sat down next to Xiang Liurou.
As soon as they sat down, Xia Army soldiers poured the red wine into the horn cups and handed it to everyone. Xing Tian Dafeng sat on the chief table, raised the horn cup high, and shouted loudly: "For
Mr. Andor, the Governor of the Eastern Kingdom of Atlantis, is here. Let’s have a drink!” After saying that, he drank at least one kilogram of strong liquor in the horn cup in one gulp.
The generals of Daxia cheered thunderously, and raised their horn cups one after another and drank to their heart's content. It was just a pound of strong wine, but to these generals of Daxia, what was it?
Andor, Thor, Morpheus and other sea officials almost didn't cry. They usually drink soft fruit wine. Where have you seen this kind of spirit that is no different from pure alcohol? Especially that wine
The liquid was bright red, and there were traces of bright red stuff floating in it. They didn’t know what evil stuff it was, so how could they dare to drink it?
However, the generals of the Xia Army are all staring at him. For the sake of diplomatic etiquette, this is the first time the master is toasting. It would be rude if you don’t drink it. For a group of arrogant Atlantis,
For the golden nobles, their heads may be cut off and their blood may be shed, but these etiquette and face must never be lost.
Andor reminded himself in a low voice: "You are also a genetically modified warrior. Although there is no way to compare with them, but why do you say that such a small amount of wine should be okay?" He raised the glass without hesitation and drank the more than one kilogram.
The strong alcohol was poured directly into his stomach.
Seeing that their governor had done this, all the sea officials from Thor down raised their horn glasses at the same time, pursed their lips, twitched their eyebrows, and downed the red wine in one gulp.
Xingtian Dafeng immediately clapped his hands and said with a loud laugh: "They are indeed all good men. No wonder they have been able to fight with our Daxia for so many years without falling behind at all! This wine is a good thing, but our Chihu brothers specially asked someone to prepare it.
, If it weren’t for your Excellency, the Governor, you are here today, we would still be reluctant to take it out to entertain guests.”
The tradition of Hai people is that they will never boast in front of their guests about how precious they are with the items they entertain. So when he heard Xingtian Dafeng’s bragging, Andor immediately became curious: “So, may I ask, why is this wine so precious?
Where is it? It seems to have a little fishy smell. To be honest, compared with our Atlantis wine, this is not a good wine."
Mr.
We have distilled the harvested grain wine three times. But the content in this wine is good, and we have to thank our Prime Minister Liu Yin and Lieutenant Liu for this. If he hadn't been willing to give up, how could we have such good wine to drink?"
Andor looked at Xiang Liuyin with a sinister smile on his face, and couldn't help but asked with a chill in his heart: "Well, I wonder what's in the wine?"
Xiang Liuyin laughed a few times, looked at Andor and smiled lightly: "The bee venom, scorpion venom, spider venom and earthworm venom picked from the mountains and forests by the tiger army are all selected from poisonous insects that have been in the climate for hundreds of years.
, the essence of the venom is very rich. With the venom of a different species of five-color three-headed dragon in our anaconda army, and the bile of a five-flower python, we can combine it into this 'Five Poison Medicinal Wine'. This is Chi
Hu Junhou is a witchcraft prescription circulated in his hometown, isn’t it, Chihu Junhou?”
Xiahou looked at Andor with a simple and honest face: "Hey, that's right. This recipe is secretly taught by our Chihu tribe. Men drink it to strengthen yang and nourish the kidneys. If you have kidney deficiency, just drink it. Women drink it.
It nourishes yin and moisturizes the lungs, especially for women to take care of themselves before giving birth."
'Well, well', Lilith couldn't bear it for the first time. She suddenly jumped up and rushed into a clump of woods near the meadow. Then there was a violent vomiting sound. But soon, Lily
Si screamed again, and ran back with almost crazy dancing. A huge black python slowly rolled out of the forest, spit out the message a few times, and then shrank back. Lilith moved toward
Thor jumped and screamed for a while, suddenly rolled his eyes, and fainted on the ground in fright.
