Chapter 251 Far away in the horizon, close in front of us Wen Xu hung up the phone and walked to the door of the girls' dormitory without knowing it.
"Actually, I..." Wen Xugang was about to answer Xia Yuwei's question, but Xia Yuwei shook her head and walked towards the dormitory.
"It's better to wait until you think about it before you answer me! I'm going up, so you should go back quickly! Good night."
Xia Yuwei's whirling figure disappeared in the dim light, and Wen Xu slowly pulled his eyes back from the distance and walked along the street lights towards the boys' dormitory.
As soon as Wen Xu stepped into the bedroom door, he heard a familiar wolf roar: "Old Wen, you are finally back!"
Wen Xu was startled by Guo Xingyun's cry. He rolled his eyes angrily and said, "You want to scare me to death?"
"It's not like I don't know how cowardly you are, how can such a trivial thing scare you to death?" Guo Xingyun jumped up from Wen Xu's bed, patted Wen Xu on the shoulder and asked, "You came back so late, why don't you follow me?"
Which beautiful woman went on a date?"
Wen Xu rolled his eyes and said angrily: "I haven't asked you yet, but you have questioned me. Tell me honestly, why did you remember to come back today?"
"I...I'll come back if I want to." Guo Xingyun said nonchalantly.
"Tch! If you hadn't quarreled with Guo Lulu, would you be willing to come back?" Wen Xu said with a smile, "Tell me! What conflict did you two have again?"
"What do you mean, it's just a little friction between the two of us!" Guo Xingyun said nonchalantly while gesturing.
"Then I would like to know what the so-called little friction in your mouth is." Wen Xu changed his shoes, put his feet on the bed, and asked Guo Xingyun cross-legged.
Guo Xingyun hesitated for a moment, then turned to Wen Xu and said, "I told you, you can't laugh at me!"
"I promise I won't laugh at you!" Wen Xu vowed, "I promise!"
Guo Xingyun said to Wen Xu: "This afternoon, Lulu's relatives came and asked me to buy that thing for her."
"Who is that thing?" Wen Xu asked Guo Xingyun, tilting his head and pretending not to understand, but he was laughing in his heart.
Guo Xingyun rolled his eyes and explained impatiently: "It's something you won't need in your lifetime, but your wife needs to use it every month."
"Oh..." Wen Xu deliberately protracted his voice, and then looked like he suddenly realized something, and nodded to Guo Xingyun, "If you just said sanitary napkins, it would be fine. I had to think about it for a long time, and spent so much money."
Brain Cells."
Guo Xingyun ignored Wen Xutaokan's tone and continued: "Then I went to the supermarket to buy that thing for her. You know, as a man, buying that thing will definitely be very embarrassing."
"I don't know, because I have never bought that thing, and I have never even been to the section where it is sold." Wen Xu shook his head and said to Guo Xingyun seriously.
Guo Xingyun continued to ignore Wen Xu's Tao Kan, and then said: "In the end, because I was nervous, I just took a pack without looking at it and accidentally turned it into toilet paper."
"So, you were criticized when you went back?" Wen Xu asked Guo Xingyun, barely holding back his laughter.
"If that's not the case, what else can we do!" Guo Xingyun shrugged helplessly, and said sadly, raising his head.
In fact, there is one detail that Guo Xingyun did not tell. The main reason why Guo Lulu was so angry was because Guo Lulu took the "sanitary napkin" bought by Guo Xingyun and rushed it into the toilet without even looking at it. It was not until she opened it that she realized something was wrong, which eventually led to
Guo Lulu’s pants were covered in blood.
Wen Xu patted Guo Xingyun on the shoulder and comforted him: "Brother, it's okay! It's normal for a woman to have a bad temper these days. Once her days are over, her anger will naturally subside. Later, you give Monkey a call.
, ask him to help you persuade Guo Lulu."
"That's not what I'm worried about!" Guo Xingyun said with a sad face.
"Then what are you worried about?" Wen Xu asked puzzledly.
Guo Xingyun sighed softly and said helplessly: "Lulu asked me to wash her pants and said that if I couldn't wash them clean, there was no need to see her."
"Ah!" Wen Xu couldn't help laughing anymore, fell down on the bed, and burst out laughing, "Lao Guo, I think you are really famous this time."
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The next day, Wen Xu followed Guo Xingyun to the classroom, and everyone present cast incredulous looks at Wen Xu.
"Hi, classmates, hello everyone!" Wen Xu greeted his classmates with a smile and quietly asked Guo Xingyun, "Why do they look at me like this? It makes me feel like I came from Mars."
Guo Xingyun rolled his eyes at Wen Xu and said angrily: "Calculate for yourself, how long has it been since you came to class? They don't need to look at you like this, and I will look at them like this."
"Oh!" Wen Xu nodded lightly, and suddenly asked Guo Xingyun: "That's not right! Didn't Liu Yunfei not come for a long time?"
When Wen Xu said this, Guo Xingyun thought about it and couldn't help but said coldly: "No wonder I haven't seen that turtle son for so long. It turns out he didn't come!"
Wen Xufei rolled his eyes at Guo Xingyun and said angrily: "It's almost as if you didn't come."
"One of you made your girlfriend vomit blood with anger, and the other went to have a tryst with a beautiful woman behind our backs. You two really have the same chemistry!" Ye Mei's cold voice came unexpectedly from behind Wen Xu and Guo Xingyun, and they were really startled.
"Ye Mei, it was purely an operational error on my part. I am inexperienced!" Guo Xingyun said with an embarrassed smile. It was rare for a person like him to blush.
"Either you have a problem with your IQ, or you don't take Lulu to heart. We girls are already very annoyed when they bleed so much. If you do it again, it's easy to get angry. If it had been me, I would have been a long time ago
One stick will wipe you out of the earth." Ye Mei shouted at Guo Xingyun.
"Uh..." Wen Xu and Guo Xingyun looked at each other, feeling so cold all over their bodies that they couldn't help praying for the poor monkey.
Ye Mei was so angry when she saw Wen Xu gloating about his misfortune that he put her hands on her hips and scolded Wen Xu: "Don't laugh, your problem is even more serious. You went on a date with a beautiful woman behind our backs."
Wen Xu couldn't help but smile bitterly and said: "She and I just went out for a trip, why do we go on a date behind your back?"
"Then did you inform us?" Ye Mei asked with her hands on her hips unwilling to be outdone.
Why should I inform you when I go out? Wen Xu smiled disdainfully in his heart and stopped arguing with Ye Mei. Women are unreasonable animals anyway.
"Are you acquiescing?" Ye Mei shouted with eyes wide open, as if she had really suffered a huge loss.
Wen Xu changed the subject and asked, "By the way, why isn't Gu Anyue with you?"
"Oh! You finally realized that Yueyue is gone, right?" Ye Mei said mockingly, "I thought you never noticed Yueyue's existence!"
Ye Mei's words were a bit of a pun, but Wen Xu's ears automatically filtered them out, and he asked: "I found out that Gu Anyue is not here, but you never gave me a chance to ask." Speaking of bickering, Wen Xu
I won’t lose to Ye Mei, I just think it’s boring.
Ye Mei thought about it and felt that the situation seemed to be like this. She couldn't help but glare at Wen Xu and said to him: "Yue Yue is comforting Lulu in the dormitory now." After saying that, she couldn't help but glance at Guo Xingyun, the "culprit" of this incident.
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Guo Xingyun shrugged helplessly and asked with concern: "Is Lulu okay?"
Seeing that Guo Xingyun cared so much about Guo Lulu, Ye Mei couldn't blame him too much. She sighed softly and said to Guo Xingyun: "Don't worry, Yueyue is by her side, Lulu will be fine. Wait a minute, you can be patient
Just coax her and she'll be fine. This is a trivial matter in the first place, but it won't be a big deal once you get over it."
"Yeah!" After hearing Ye Mei's words, Guo Xingyun nodded in agreement.
When did this little girl become so reasonable? Wen Xu looked at Ye Mei strangely and suddenly realized that she was quite reasonable most of the time, but she only acted a little barbaric when she was targeting him.
I don't owe her any money, Wen Xu couldn't help but recall in his head.
After not coming to class for many days, Wen Xu seemed to have suddenly lost interest in learning. He fell asleep while listening and had no idea what the other person was talking about.
"Old Wen, the teacher wants you to answer the question." Wen Xu slept soundly and had good dreams, but Guo Xingyun on the side pushed Wen Xu and motioned for him to get up quickly.
"Male student sitting in the last row on the left, please answer this question." The teacher shouted in the direction of Wen Xu.
Wen Xu looked at the seats where he and Guo Xingyun were sitting. Didn't they call him that? He slowly stood up from his seat and asked Guo Xingyun in a low voice: "What question did she ask?"
Guo Xingyun rolled his eyes at Wen Xu and whispered to him: "She asked you, what do you think of Jiangnan beauties?"
"This classmate, tell me what you think of Jiangnan beauties?" the teacher asked Wen Xu.
When it comes to beauties, Wen Xu knows quite a few. Gu Anyue, Xia Yuwei, Xu Chun, the two sisters Helian Youmeng, and the two sisters Chu Tingyu, who are all first-class beauties. I just want to say that this Jiangnan beauty, Wen Xu
That’s a lot to say.
Wen Xu thought for a while and said to the teacher: "Teacher, if you want to ask what the beauties from Jiangnan look like, I have never seen them and don't know what they look like. But if you want to ask what the beauties look like, I can tell you."
When the teacher heard Wen Xu's words, he was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "Then what do you think the beauty in your mind looks like?"
Wen Xu glanced at Gu Anyue, who was sitting in the front row. He didn't know when this girl came over, but since she was there, he didn't need to waste time and said directly to the teacher: "Teacher, my eloquence is not very good.
If I describe it, you probably won’t understand it, so I’ll point it out to you! The so-called beauty is far away in the horizon but right in front of you.” As he said that, he pointed his hand at Gu Anyue.