But when I posted the attributes of this boss on the team, everyone lost their smile:
Lord of the Earth? Red clay C-class elite boss level: 65hp: 4000000 Physical attack: 3500~3800 Physical defense: 4800 Magical defense: 2200 Skills: Sword and shield furious attack, capture, iron barrel defense, counterattack, the extreme of things must turn against Wu Yun, the leader of the Demon Cult
One of the four great kings under his command, he is lustful, stupid, and gullible.
"Brother, can you still break through the defense?" Xiaoyao asked tentatively.
"Small range..." I was sweating, md, this guy is really a super invincible little iron bucket, his physical defense is too high!
"What kind of trick is this?" Shinhwa said depressedly, "I don't have this skill."
"Haha!" While we were studying him, Little Iron Bucket spoke, but his voice was childish and sounded a bit funny, "This beauty is much prettier than that Silage Princess!"
My sister blushed, "Xiangxiang, he praised you!"
"No, sister, I'm complimenting you..." Hua Xiang said timidly, "Sister, we are in trouble."
My sister said quietly, "We are just a team...it doesn't matter if there is one more."
We grown men looked at each other and said, "Who have we offended?"
But the boss was still confused and said, "Beauty, I'm coming! Haha!" After saying that, the little iron bucket ran over like flying and ran directly towards my sister!
I was shocked. This guy looked short and fat, and he couldn't run very slowly! "Sister, run!"
But unexpectedly, the boss's hand suddenly flashed, and a thick whip flew straight over and grabbed my sister's waist!
Just when we were in great shock, my sister had been dragged away by this ugly little dwarf!
"Ding dong!" The system prompts: "Player = Luo Shen has been affected by the capture skill of Earth Respect Red Earth, and cannot use any skills within 30 seconds!
"Lord Earth, the Lord of the Earth, began to retreat to the third floor of the Green Bamboo Tower!" I was furious, "MD, you are seeking death!" At this time, two consecutive ice picks rose from the ground! The boss staggered, and the small iron barrel immediately transformed into a
It became a Sprite bottle! (Sprite: Damn it, your adjectives can't be so strong, right?) "5961!" "6598!" At the critical moment, two powerful mages took action!
Xiaoyao, Ah Shen and I rushed forward!
I picked up the Purple Bamboo Dagger and thrust it violently into the boss's back!
Wow! Blood splattered everywhere!
"12618!" The backstab did not disappoint me! It is still vigorous!
However, this boss just picked up his sister, used the shield as a bed, and laid her flat on it. He picked up the shield himself, and ran towards the stairs without repentance despite being slowed down by the ice cone.
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"Wipe! Think we are transparent!" Shinhwa scolded, "Taste the furious blows of my sword and shield!"
Boom! There was a loud noise! The tower shield in Shinhwa's hand suddenly hit the little iron barrel's head!
A stun symbol appeared above his head!
The younger brother remained silent and rounded the battle ax in his hand. The back of the ax hung sideways on the little girl's face!
Under the heavy blow from the powerful berserker's axe, this guy was so shocked that his eyes were filled with stars, and he stepped back several steps! I took advantage of the situation and pulled my sister. However, I couldn't pull her!
My sister was very depressed, "Yuntian, it seems that I am going to be the wife of this guy!"
I was angry and laughing at the same time, "As long as I'm here, wait in line behind this guy!"
My sister looked at me faintly, smiling and saying nothing.
I immediately realized that I had said the wrong thing.md, disaster comes from the mouth.
This guy quickly regained consciousness, his shield swung horizontally, and with a "bang" sound, I was knocked far away!
"3166!" After an auspicious number, I only had to count the stars! However, the boss was still running away. With his quick eyes and quick hands, he was locked in place with a binding technique!
After he got rid of the bondage, Hua Xiang's flying sand and stones also followed in time! I saw wind and sand flying everywhere, and a large stone hit the ugly little face of the little iron bucket! At this time, various magic lights and
The sharp edge of the cold weapon is raging on the boss!
After being rescued by everyone, my sister finally got rid of her restraints and ran over with a look of horror on her face, "This guy really wants to steal my position as Mrs. Zhai!"
Yue Ze giggled, "Sister, he is quite cute."
"Damn girl, you owe me a favor, right?"
I also got out of the state of counting stars, put my hands on the ground, and stood up, "This boss hasn't seen a woman in how many years! If a strong woman like my sister is married, she will suffer from bronchitis.
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"Death Yuntian. After beating this boss in a while, let's see if I can't really beat you!" my sister laughed and scolded.
But the next second, I couldn’t laugh anymore!
After waking up, the boss suddenly trembled all over, "You are so impatient!"
Suddenly, his whole body emitted a burst of blood-red light! He raised the sharp sword in his hand and said, "Die!"
"Brother, God! Run away!"
However, before my voice fell, the sharp sword in the boss's hand had already swept across them!
"16723!" "15926!" Two astonishing numbers floated out from above the heads of brother and Shinhwa!
The younger brother's health bar suddenly dropped to one-fifth! But Shinhwa stood there blankly, with blood pouring out of his abdomen...
"Ding dong!" The system prompts: "Lord Earth Venerable Hongtu used the extreme counterattack skill on the player BT Myth. BT Myth lost 15926 HP, and BT Myth died!" Damn, it was an instant kill!
I saw Shinhwa glaring at the boss unwillingly, and his body turned into pieces!
At this moment, the healing skills of sister, Duke and Yue also completed singing, three rays of holy light poured out, and the brother's blood volume was pulled back to more than half!
I felt a chill in my heart. I didn’t expect that Shinhwa would die just after we defeated a boss. For our team, the loss was too great!
However.
"Gong Sui! Tai Gong Sui! He actually killed me instantly." Shinhwa was beside me and said depressedly, "Yueyue, thanks to your resurrection mantra."
While I was thankful, the little iron bucket once again rushed towards my sister in a lustful manner.
At this time, the line of comments in the boss attributes made me realize. md, the weakness of this small iron bucket is too obvious!
"Brother, Ah Shen, don't go up. This skill should ignore defense, and it is an enhanced version of counterattack. Sister, Yue, have you two watched Journey to the West?"
Yue was puzzled, "Brother, does this have something to do with Journey to the West?"
I explained patiently, "In one episode, Zhu Bajie was pranked by three beauties who transformed into gods."
Yue blinked, "I remembered."
"Duke, Fanxing, the three of us take turns to use deceleration and control skills!"
Hua Xiang: What about me?
"You tomboy, take control with us."
Yue: Brother, how to seduce him?
My sister is very tough: Look at me...
"Hi~ handsome boy! As long as you catch me, I will be your wife~"
"Ah? Great! Here I come, a beautiful lady!"
"However, you have to promise not to use a whip. They run very slowly."
My face was sweating, and my sister started to scream, which was invincible.
"No problem, I must listen to what the great beauty says!"
"Hey, do you want to take me with you to play?" Yue said with a wicked smile.
"Huh? Wow, oh wow! Two beauties! I am so blessed today!"
I laughed secretly in my heart, this little pervert took the bait!
…
One minute later.
"Damn it, why can't I catch it! That boy with the bow, why do you keep spanking me with the bow?"
"Hmph, if you want to marry my two sisters, you have to persevere! If you can catch up with them in front of our brothers-in-law, you will be considered a winner~"
"Uh, okay! This is what you said! Is that sissy in a skirt also my brother-in-law?" Little Tie Tong asked.
"It's your grandma!" Boom! Hua Xiang responded with a fireball and threw it to the boss.
ten minutes later.
"I'm so exhausted! I can't run anymore!"
"Idiot, you won't put down your shield and sword!" Shinhwa tried.
I smiled to myself, this boss wouldn't be so careless, would he?
"You're quite smart! You're right, I was stupid!" After saying that, Xiao Tieguo immediately threw the shield and the long sword in his hand to Shinhwa, "Keep it safe for me, brother-in-law!"
We gentlemen looked at each other, our jaws almost dropped, "Fuck! This is okay!"
At this time, three consecutive system prompts: "Lord Earth Venerable dropped the C-level elite weapon Green Bamboo Sword!"
"The Lord of the Earth, Red Earth, dropped the C-class elite metal armor, the Red Earth Shield!"
"The movement speed of Earth Venerable Red Earth has been increased by 20%"
I smiled indifferently, raised my left arm, and a strange halo flashed under Yue's feet. Advanced speed walking came in handy in this funny situation.
Half an hour has passed...
"I'm so tired, so exhausted!"
"You idiot, can you run fast in such thick armor?" The Duke smiled darkly.
"You are quite smart too!"
After that, Xiao Tiegu quickly took off all his equipment! So...
"Venerable Red Earth of the Earth dropped C-level reinforced metal armor, the Venerable Heavy Helmet Set (four pieces)!"
"All attributes of Earth Venerable Red Earth have been reduced by 80%!"
"The life of Lord Earth is below 10% and he is in a dying state!"
At this time, Sister Heyue stopped and smiled, but the smile was extremely cunning.
The boss was stunned, then the next level up understood, "I've been fooled!"
However, we all had already stepped forward and formed a crowd of spectators.
"You, you are bullying others!" This child cried when we were angry...
My sister touched his head and said with regret, "You know too much..."
But the little guy slipped through between his sister's legs and ran towards the third floor stairs like flying!