Tomato Supernatural Tips: Rat Eaters and Rat Complaints
Xiaoxue's screams immediately came from the only bedroom. Jiang Siping immediately sprinted at a speed of 100 meters, rushed to Xiaoxue's side in the blink of an eye, and asked: "Xiaoxue, what's wrong?" Then his eyes
She quickly scanned the room and found nothing unusual. However, Xiaoxue hugged him, her petite body trembling. She stretched out her hand tremblingly, pointed to the corner of the room, and said: "Siping, there are... there are mice...
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Jiang Siping thought something terrible had happened at first, so he breathed a long sigh of relief. He thought to himself that she is really a little woman, even a mouse is scared. So he followed Xiaoxue's fingers and saw the little girl in the corner of the room.
A pile of little pink squirming things.
"Don't be afraid, there are some little mice, I will take them away." Jiang Siping patted Xiaoxue on the shoulder and walked over.
Xiaoxue was still very scared. She stroked her breasts with her little hands and followed Jiang Siping in fear. In fact, she was scared and curious at the same time.
Wang Siping casually picked up a ruler next to him and rummaged through the pile of small things. Those pink little things didn't even have hair growing out. They were squirming in the drawer with his eyes closed. Wang Siping pushed them away and said, "This may be
It’s a newborn mouse, it’s a pity to let the big one run away.”
So Jiang Siping pushed the little mice to the side of the newspaper, and then his eyes suddenly lit up and he exclaimed: "Seven?" He quickly counted them again, and it was indeed seven.
"That's great." Wang Siping shouted in surprise, then put down the ruler and looked around.
"What's so good?" Xiaoxue walked away a little disgustedly and asked, "Why don't you get rid of them? You almost scared me to death just now."
Wang Siping was looking around, and suddenly his eyes lit up. He saw a small Coke bottle next to the door, so he took the Coke bottle over. Fortunately, it was clean. He began to put the little mice in one by one.
In a Coke bottle.
Seeing Jiang Siping doing such a thing, Xiaoxue immediately screamed and shouted: "What are you doing? How disgusting, how old are you? You are still playing with mice."
Jiang Siping ignored his girlfriend's shouts. When he put the last mouse in, he stood up, looked at the bottle in his hand proudly, and said with a smile: "What do you know? There are seven in a litter."
Rats are the rarest. Soak them in sesame oil for a week, and it will be the best medicine for treating burns." Then he suddenly stretched the bottle in front of Xiaoxue like a prank, and Xiaoxue immediately screamed, and hurriedly pulled and pinched it with both hands.
Shouted: "Get it away, you hate it."
Jiang Siping happily took the bottle to the kitchen, and then without hesitation poured all the pound of sesame oil he bought a few days ago into the Coke bottle. He watched the little mouse in the bottle struggle in the sesame oil, with a look on his face.
But he showed a cruel smile.
Xiaoxue, who was standing behind him, covered her mouth with her hands, frowned her delicate brows, and said in disgust: "It's so disgusting, Siping, who on earth did you hear that such disgusting things can cure burns?"
Seeing that the mice had stopped struggling, Wang Siping tightened the cap of the Coke bottle, raised it high like a treasure, and raised it in front of Xiaoxue. He smiled and said: "What do you know? This is my personal experience. I was in elementary school."
I was burned by boiling water when I was traveling, so my grandma asked someone for some sesame oil like this and put it on me."
To prove what he said, Wang Siping stretched out his arm in front of Xiaoxue and said, "Look, there's not even a scar left. He's so fascinated."
Xiaoxue looked at Jiang Siping's arm. Sure enough, the skin he pointed at was as smooth as new, and there were no traces of burns anywhere. She couldn't help but marveled, and said: "Siping, this is so magical. As expected, there is nothing. It's amazing.
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When Jiang Siping heard Xiaoxue's words, he quickly stretched out his finger and shushed, telling her to keep her voice down. Then he lowered his voice, looked around carefully, and said to Xiaoxue: "People said, a nest like this
It’s rare to see a rat that can give birth to seven little ones. Such female rats are all rat spirits.”
Xiaoxue immediately opened his arms, widened her eyes and said loudly in disbelief: "Really? Rats can also become spirits?"
Seeing her innocent question, Wang Siping burst out laughing, patted her little head, and said with a smile: "It's so childish. If mice could become sperms, you and I would be gods. I'm so stupid, I can't even believe it when I lie to you."
"Then Jiang Siping put the Coke bottle containing the seven little mice in the kitchen wall cabinet. He clapped his hands and shouted at Xiaoxue, ready to continue working and tidy the room.
However, Jiang Pingsi had just come out of the kitchen. He suddenly felt as if there was a pair of eyes staring at him viciously from behind. He was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat. When he looked back, he realized that it was Xiaoxue who had been fooled and was rolling her eyes at him.
Without getting angry, Wang Siping quickly carried two large garbage bags and ran out, smiling and saying, "Take the garbage away."
"Jiang Siping, you bastard, stop here!" Xiaoxue heard Jiang Siping running away like this. She couldn't bear this anger, so she immediately chased after him with a broom.
A warm and sweet atmosphere suddenly filled the entire bedroom.
After Jiang Siping and Xiaoxue thoroughly cleaned the house, they quickly got their marriage certificates back, and invited the elders of the two families and a few close friends to have a meal. Even though they were officially under siege.
The two have already done everything a couple should do, but tonight is their wedding night after all. Taking Siping to take a shower, Xiaoxue put on a pink gauze-like pajamas that she had prepared earlier.
He lay on the bed in an extremely seductive posture, closed his eyes, and waited for Siping to be amazed.
Hearing the sound of tiptoeing, Xiaoxue smiled proudly: "If you want to scare me, there's no way. She closed her eyes tightly, pretending not to know, and straightened her legs.
Jiang Siping gently got on the bed, first gently caressing Xiaoxue's body through the pink pajamas, then began to kiss her legs, then moved up a little bit towards the garden, and finally towards her raised breasts.
Kiss Bailan's chest.
Xiaoxue closed her beautiful eyes, stretched her body naturally, and enjoyed the pleasure Siping brought her. Suddenly she felt something was wrong. When Siping's hand passed over her body, she felt a bit tingling.
Xiaoxue closed her eyes and said lazily, "Siping, be gentle, your hands are so painful." Siping did not answer her, and his lips moved from his chest to Xiaoxue's beautiful neck. Xiaoxue felt that his chin was a little itchy.
He raised his hand and scratched it, and during this scratching, he found that his hand touched a piece of hair.
"A piece of hair?" Xiaoxue opened her eyes in confusion and saw something on her chest!
The next second, Xiaoxue jumped up from the bed as if she had been stabbed by a needle, and screamed as loud as she could: "Ah..."
"Xiaoxue, what's wrong? What's wrong? What happened?!" When Siping rushed over from the bathroom covered in water, he saw a huge mouse jumping out of the bed and looked at him provocatively.
Seconds later, he ran out of the bedroom and disappeared into the living room.
Xiaoxue stood on the bed with her eyes closed, still holding her chest and screaming. Siping didn't care that her whole body was still wet and rushed to Xiaoxue and hugged her tightly. He comforted her and said, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, we Xiaoxue are not afraid."
." Although she didn't know what happened, Siping was sure that the mice had scared Xiaoxue. She was most afraid of mice.
Xiaoxue huddled in Siping's arms and gradually stopped screaming, but she kept trembling, and her tears kept flowing down. She was so frightened that she couldn't even speak, and she hugged Siping's neck tightly.
Even when Siping wanted to take a tissue to wipe her tears, she refused to let go. Feeling her fear and helplessness, Siping had no choice but to hug her tightly and comfort her constantly.
The first night of their wedding was ruined by a mouse. Siping felt like he was crying without tears. Xiaoxue was tired from crying and fell asleep in his arms, but her hands were still holding Siping tightly.
Neck. Looking at the wet tears on Xiaoxue's face, Siping vowed to catch that nasty rat.
At dawn, Xiaoxue woke up and saw Siping sitting on the bed, hugging her and sleeping all night. She felt extremely sweet in her heart, but when she thought of the mouse last night, she still couldn't help but tremble, and she told Siping intermittently what happened.
, she suddenly had a bad premonition and said fearfully: "Siping, I always feel like that rat is going to bite my neck."
Jiang Siping tapped her pretty little nose and said with a smile: "Idiot, can mice still bite people? Stupid." Then Jiang Siping's big hand moved dishonestly to Xiaoxue's pajamas, and gently
Caressing her, he said with blazing eyes: "Maybe you are too sexy, so even the mice were attracted to you." With a sudden movement, Jiang Siping took off Xiaoxue's pajamas and buried his head deeply into Xiaoxue's chest.
forward.
"No." Xiaoxue tried her best to believe Siping's words, pushed him away, stood up, and said, "It's already dawn, I'm going to wash my face."
All his enthusiasm was wiped out by a push. Jiang Siping got down from the bed helplessly, took a step, stopped again, and said to Xiaoxue: "By the way, I must buy rat poison today, don't you?"
That rat caught it and refused to stop, daring to scare me." Then he made a clenched fist gesture and walked into the bathroom.
But Xiaoxue, who was scared by you, didn't think so. She was not as relaxed as Siping. She always felt that the mouse was unusual and unusual.
Just do what they said. After washing up, the young couple went out to buy rat poison. Naturally, they had to go to the vegetable market to buy rat poison. The open-air vegetable market was really lively. Because the vendors occupied the middle road and there were so many people, they were so busy.
After crowding for a long time, we reached the end of the crowd where there were few people. After taking a breath, we walked directly to the small stall selling rat poison at the end of the market. The stall owner was an old man with a gray beard. His eyes were small, but he was very smart.
God, when he saw someone coming, he greeted him with a smile and asked, "What kind of rat poison do you want?"
"Are there many kinds of rat poison?" Xiaoxue blurted out, not hiding her curiosity at all.
"Of course, there are many kinds of rats, and of course there are many kinds of rat poisons." The little old man blinked and said it as if it was true.
"Then...if it's a very big rat, what kind of medicine should be used?" Xiaoxue's eyes began to patrol the simple stall.
The stall in front of me is not big. It is a small open folding table with a layer of cloth spread on it. The cloth is so dirty that the color cannot be seen. On it are many small packages made of newspapers and several boxes of red needle drops.
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When he heard that it was a big rat, the old man immediately became excited. His little eyes flashed with surprise and he asked: "How big is the rat?"
Xiaoxue looked at Siping, gestured at the size of the mouse last night, and said, "It's probably about this big."
She opened her hands to make a gesture the size of a football.
"No." Seeing that Xiaoxue seemed to be frightened by the mouse, Siping quickly corrected him, "It's not that big anymore, but it's not much smaller. It's a pretty big one anyway." He suddenly thought of the seven little mice.
Rats, he added, "I caught a litter of little rats a few days ago. Maybe the big one is a female."
The old man's small eyes suddenly became unusually bright, and he said: "Such a big mouse, do you still remember how many small ones were in the litter?"
The two men nodded with absolute certainty and said in unison: "Seven."
"Seven?" The old man jumped up from his pony as if he had been pricked by a needle, and asked excitedly, "What about the little mice? Where are they now?!"
The two were startled by the old man's appearance. Jiang Siping suddenly felt that the old man was a little abnormal, and asked nervously: "What are you doing? What's wrong with the seven?" He paused for a moment, lied, and said, "Take care of it."
The room threw them all away.”
"Oops." The old man had a look of fear on his face. He bent down and took out a strange-shaped clip from under the stall and handed it to Siping. "You threw away the little mouse. You don't know that the female mouse is very powerful."
It's a species that has spiritual power. Ordinary rat poison won't have any effect on it. You can use this clip. Although it's a little more expensive, you can catch it." Seeing that the two of them didn't seem to believe it, the old man added: "
If you don't catch it, you won't be able to think about being safe. If you throw away its rat cubs, it will definitely take revenge on you."
Jiang Siping didn't believe this theory of ghosts and gods. He smiled disdainfully, took out a melon seed and threw it into his mouth. He looked around boredly and said with a smile: "You said it is so scary, are you just trying to sell his mousetrap?
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But what the old man said made Xiaoxue startled. She reached out and took the mousetrap from the old man's hand, and asked dubiously, "Can you really catch it? Then... how much does it cost?"
The old man stretched out a hand and looked at his open fingers. Xiaoxue took out money from his pocket and said, "Oh, five yuan." But the old man shook his head and still stretched out his hand. Xiaoxue frowned and asked tentatively,
"Fifty?" The old man withdrew his hand, "Five hundred yuan, we won't sell it for a penny less."
"How much?" Jiang Siping staggered in fright and almost died from being stuck in the melon seeds.
"Five hundred." The old man repeated it again.
Xiaoxue took the mousetrap and didn't know whether to put it back or buy it with money. Oh my God, a mousetrap cost five hundred yuan. This was half a month's salary. Look at Siping, Siping had spit out the melon seeds. He stretched out his hand to grab Xiaoxue.
He took the mousetrap from his hand and put it on the stall, and said angrily: "Okay, just give us a pack of the best mouse poison."
The old man looked regretful, sighed heavily, and said: "Young man, don't say I didn't warn you, that mouse is not ordinary..." Before he finished speaking, Jiang Siping took the five pieces of Xiaoxue's hand.
He took the yuan and put it on the stall, interrupting the old man and saying, "Tell me which of your medicines is the most powerful."
Seeing him like this, the old man sighed, took out two packages of larger medicines and handed them to him, saying: "Oh, you don't believe me even if I tell you, I'm afraid it's not good..."
Xiaoxue wanted to say something more, but Jiang Siping had already pulled her away. In the next day, Siping actually taught Xiaoxue a materialist politics lesson, saying: "You are so stupid. You will believe anyone who lies to you."
, if someone sells you one day, you might still count the money for them?"
Xiaoxue argued unconvinced, "What if it's true and the rat is so powerful?"
Siping looked at her and sighed, "Oh, why did I find such a stupid wife?" Xiaoxue glared and chased her all over the house until Siping raised his hands in surrender.
Then Jiang Siping put a little bit of rat poison in each room. After keeping watch, he clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Now even if it has extraordinary abilities, it can never escape our trap."
"Yes." Xiaoxue nodded vigorously, "Dare you eat my tofu? I'll poison you to death, you stinky rat."
Now they can feel at ease, and the couple can finally start their sweet newlywed life. After a quick shower, Siping hugged Xiaoxue from behind with a sly smile on his face, and decided to make up for the regrets of last night.
When she came back, Xiaoxue stretched out her hand as hard as she could and turned off the small lamp beside the bed.
When the lights came back on, both of them were sweating profusely. They were so tired that they quickly fell into a deep sleep.
"Hmm." Xiaoxue closed her eyes and pushed Siping's arm on her chest away and turned over. Soon she felt Siping's hand coming over again and began to touch her body. A trace of boredom surged in her heart.