The weather is good today, quite windy and sunny... Ahem... Hello everyone, because the author Tomato's books are in an aging state, last night he unfortunately became the carrier of the virus while browsing some severely cracked down websites.
Blue screen, then paralysis, and now it is probably being dismantled and sold for scrap metal, so I strongly remind all comrades not to go to those websites with colors, the world is in decline... I strongly recommend that the author Tomato never comes back.
What, you ask me who I am, cough cough... I have read three volumes of the story, and you don’t even recognize me, the great protagonist who is wise and chivalrous, the incarnation of angels and devils, ouch! Who hit me with rotten tomatoes?
!Although I am ordinary, don’t I even have the qualifications to live in fantasy?! It’s so unreasonable! Okay, let’s stop talking about it. Due to the author’s crime, his book was temporarily written off. Maybe Tomato is hiding under the covers and dropping beans.
Dou, so this time the story will be narrated to you by me, Ling Fan. Although I was born tone deaf and can hardly sing in tune, I still ask you to bear with me, thank you.
On a strange road, there is a strange car, but the people in the car are not strange. It is me and my beautiful partner Chu Tianyu who are sitting in it. As the protagonist, I have always been happy to ride in a car. I don’t do hard work like driving.
Qian: Firstly, I don’t know how to drive at all. Secondly, there is a famous saying from a famous person: the protagonists all ride in cars, and the supporting characters all drive! But now I have to let go of the principles I have always adhered to, Tianyu.
The violent girl didn't know what she had eaten today, so she forced me to learn to drive. As long as you look at the violent vibrations of the butt of my car, you will know that I am a standard car addict.
Tianyu and I were fighting over each other in the car. She always said that this was wrong with me, that was wrong with me, what I should change gears, pay attention to the brakes, look at the rearview mirror, how to hold the steering wheel... Anyway, it was all something that made me happy.
Big-headed thing, we kept making noises while driving forward crookedly, and some kind-hearted goths came over and asked me if I had been robbed by a villain and if I wanted to call the police. Tianyu was so angry that he
He punched out the kind driver, and also gave me a kick...
We were driving in the noise, and when the two of us calmed down, damn it, I found something very embarrassing, I was lost. I asked Tianyu if she knew where this was, Tianyu left and right
Wangwang also had an expression of uncertainty.
Damn it, the scenery in front of me is unfamiliar. I remember that we chose a relatively deserted road in Qingshan City, but now we actually drove the car onto a bumpy and bumpy dirt road. There were some plants growing on the side of the road that emitted a fragrance.
Wild flowers... There seems to be a small village in front, but there is a thick gray smoke rising straight into the sky from the village, as if something is burning, maybe they are having a picnic. Thinking of the picnic, I feel hungry, Tianyu also touches it
She has a flat belly and curls her lips from time to time.
By the way, Tianyu did not wear her standard camouflage clothes when she came out today, but changed into a beige blouse and blue jeans. If I hadn't come out with her, I would have thought it was some female star who fell from the sky.
It hit me, a hungry and thirsty person.
Her curly black hair is tied casually behind her head, with strands of hair fluttering around her ears. Her tall breasts and curvy body are tightly wrapped in jeans, exuding all the beauty of women vividly.
"Yin thief, what are you looking at! If you look again, I will dig out your eyes!!" Tianyu found out that I was peeping at her, and her face that was still hungry just now suddenly became fierce, and she habitually touched her hands behind her butt.
I went there, only to find that she was wearing jeans today. If a gun were stuffed into her small butt pocket, it would be a big disgrace.
"I'm looking at the village in front of me. Since we're lost, let's go to the village in front of us. Maybe they are having a picnic. Maybe some kind-hearted people will give us a piece of meat..." I was imagining,
The corners of my mouth are drooling. There are two things that can make me drool: beautiful women and delicious food!
"Then why are you stunned? Why don't you drive quickly!" Tianyu stepped on the accelerator for me. Before I could react, the car swooshed along the small dirt road towards the village. Damn it, it's all.
It is said that going out with beautiful women is a great blessing in life, but now I feel that I am quite tragic. Tianyu has the face of an angel and the character of a devil. It is a blessing in my previous life that I can live to this day.
Our strangely modified jeep was driving forward at a speed and route unimaginable to ordinary people. Soon we arrived at the smoke spot in the center of the village. At this time, a man holding a torch appeared in front of us.
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"People...someone...get out of the way!!" I stuck my head out of the car window and shouted at the middle-aged man holding a torch. Tianyu stepped on the brakes and controlled the steering wheel.
As soon as the torch man saw a jeep like a ferocious beast rushing towards him, his red face turned pale with fright. He yelled, dropped the torch in his hand and rolled to the side. With a loud bang, the jeep hit a pile of corn.
Fortunately, we were all wearing seat belts, but my stomach seemed to be stirred by a monkey, which was abnormal. Look at Tianyu, her expression is not much different from mine, I guess she
There is also a monkey in his belly, but Tianyu is not that little white-haired mouse spirit.
The villagers were so frightened that the jeep driver hid far away. When they saw that the jeep hit the corn stack and there was no movement, they slowly gathered together. Some people were holding shovels, some were holding wooden sticks, and
Some were holding the rakes used by Marshal Pigs. Damn it, they really thought we were monsters!
"Come out! Who are you! Why did you just break into other people's villages and destroy our ceremony!!" The villagers gathered around the jeep, banging it with their hands and making a loud noise. The jeep was owned by the government.
I don’t feel bad, but it hurts a little to be surrounded by so many people!
I didn’t want to be beaten into meat cakes by the villagers and burned to eat, so I reached into my arms and tried to take out the amulet police ID card, but damn it! I didn’t even bring it with me, so I pinned my hope of survival on Tian Yu.
Then looking at her soft and bright clothes, graceful figure, and her confused face, my last glimmer of hope was ruthlessly extinguished.
"Come out! You bastard! You are not a good person at first sight!!" A young and strong man smashed my car window with a wooden stick and shouted.
Tian Yu had a relaxed expression, shrugged slightly and looked at me with a smile on her face. Damn it, beauties are popular everywhere. I guess there are a few young men in the village who have fallen in love with her now! Like me.
Brother Ku, I guess you will only get beaten wherever you go.
But I had to find a way to get out. Looking at the angry expressions of everyone, I felt that this was a too friendly village. And when I looked sideways, I saw a man lying quietly on a platform built with firewood.
One person, I felt a sense of surprise. Could it be that they were conducting a cremation!?