151 Excuse me, are you recruiting me to join the gang?
Yuyan asked nonchalantly: "Brother, are you robbing?"
"Well, since you said so, let's forget it. Hand over all the equipment, gold coins, and the little sister behind you to me???" Xie Tian said with a wistful smile.
"Brother, just do it. Little brother, I have an eighty-year-old mother above me and a baby waiting to be fed. Just treat it like a fart and let me go. As for this little sister, brother, you can do whatever you want." Half Yu Yan said bitterly.
He begged for mercy.
"No way." Xie Tian and Ruo Xi stared at the half-smoke of smoke kneeling on the ground in surprise, their eyes showing contempt.
But at this moment, Half Yu Yan suddenly made a leap, and then Xie Tian felt a cold light flash through, followed by a bright knife appearing in front of him.
"You little bastard, you unexpectedly attacked my master." The bull-headed horse-faced man immediately trampled him, knocking half of Yuyan to the ground, and the sword in his hand was about to fall on his neck.
"Save someone under the sword." Xie Tian shouted, and saw the horse-killing knife in the hand of Niutou Mamian stopping abruptly one millimeter away from the remaining smoke.
"Damn, I was scared to death." Half Yu Yan immediately crawled out from under the knife of the bull-headed horse face and said.
"You guys are so courageous. You dare to sneak attack me. Guys, please burst his anus first." Xie Tian shouted. Then a series of shrill screams came from the mouth of Ban Yu Yan, and Xie Tian
At this time, he was helping Ruo Xi cover her ears and shield her eyes to avoid dirtying her pure and beautiful heart.
"Hey, it seems like you are the second person to have my asshole fucked, Half Yu Yan." Xie Tian said as he looked at Half Yu Yan lying on the ground, covering his butt with both hands.
"Who is the first one?" Ban Zhan Yu Yan asked as he was dying.
"It seems to be the Ten Thousand Years Corpse King, the First Emperor." Xie Tian responded.
"It turns out that the First Emperor was so angry that he was tortured like this by you. I, I surrendered to you, eh? Why did you fall into his arms, sister? He is a bad person." Half Yuyan said, and immediately discovered that the evil
Ruo Xi, who was in Tian's arms, asked in surprise.
"Well, it seems like we and I were playing the game of Big Bad Wolf and Little White Rabbit just now. Who would have thought that you would step in and step in?" Xie Tian said with disdain.
"Oh heaven, earth, which fairy sister came down to earth to torture me? Why don't you just strike me to death with a thunderclap?" Half of the remaining smoke pointed directly to the sky and shouted. "Crackling???"
"Uh, just pretend I didn't say what I just said."
"Haha, haha."
"Xiao Xie, look at him. He is obviously very sad and helpless, but his expression is still extremely cold, like a man with facial paralysis. Don't you think it's funny?" Ruo Xi pointed at the remaining smoke and said.
"Hey, Ruoxi, how can you laugh at others? He is obviously a man with facial paralysis, how can you say he looks like him? You have to be practical and realistic." Xietian taught Ruoxi a lesson.
The speaker is unintentional, the listener is intentional. This has been the case since ancient times. When Ban Yuyan heard that Yang Xiaoxie and his wife had been making fun of him from the beginning, and even said that he was a man with facial paralysis, he immediately burst into tears.
.
"Yaoyao, a grown man can actually shed tears." Ruo Xi said with disdain.
"Well, it seems that he has made some progress and will shed tears. If I heard you right, he said that he has not shown other expressions for fifteen years." Xie Tian said, rubbing his head.
After listening to Xie Tian's words, Ban Yuyan immediately stopped crying and asked with a stern expression: "Brother, do you think my expression changed just now?"
"Oh, that's not true, but it seems that you have made some progress. Didn't you say so yourself? You have always had this expression for fifteen years." Xie Tian said again.
"Oh haha, today looks like a happy day, thank you, thank you." Ban Yuyan said excitedly, but in the eyes of Xie Tian and Ruo Xi, he had not changed at all.
"By the way, let me ask you something. When you shot the first arrow at me, it seemed to be very powerful." Xie Tian asked.
"Well, hey, actually I am a hidden profession, a violent archer, and the blow just now is a skill exclusive to violent archers. A violent blow increases the attack power by 200%." Banzhi Yuyan said.
Hearing his words, Xie Tian rolled his eyes and immediately thought about it, so he showed a shameless smile and asked: "Xiao Yuzi, do you want to change your extremely cold expression?"
"I think about it, of course I think about it, I even dream about it." Half Yu Yan responded.
"Well, how about joining my guild and I guarantee that you will become a normal person within three years?" Xie Tian offered an olive branch.
"Well, please tell me, brother, are you trying to get me to join the gang?" Ban Yuyan asked doubtfully.
"It seems so, but it's not called joining a gang, it's joining a guild and joining my guild, Yang Xiaoxie Guild." Xie Tian corrected.
"Well, if it can change my extremely cold face, I will sell it to you." Ban Yuyan said.
"Hey, it's settled." Xie Tian said, extending the invitation. Yu Zhi lit up his cigarette to confirm, and successfully joined his guild. In this way, the two people admitted today seemed to have hidden professions. Now
Only my own Ruoxi is left.
"Ruoxi, do you think this is the icing on the cake for my husband?" Xie Tian asked wistfully.
"You, you haven't sent me an invitation yet," Ruo Xi said, licking Xie Tian's big nose.
"Hehe???" Xie Tian smiled shamelessly and sent the invitation to Ruo Xi.
"Ruoxi, what's your occupation?" Xietian had always wanted to ask Ruoxi, but there was orange soda in front of him and half of the smoke behind him, so he asked now.
"A thief is just a thief with a hidden profession, an assassin with a thousand faces." Ruo Xi said.
"Assassin with a Thousand Faces? What kind of profession is this?" Xie Tian asked doubtfully. Not only Xie Tian but also Yu Yan came over to wait for Ruo Xi's answer.
"The Thousand-Faced Assassin, as the name suggests, is an assassin who can change a thousand faces. It may be an acquaintance around you, it may be your closest person, it may be your enemy, it doesn't matter, it mainly depends on my mood, hehe
." Ruo Xi smiled slyly.
"Halo, it seems that I have to be more careful when flirting with my sister in the future. Don't do it for a while only to find out it's you in the end." Xie Tian said in a low voice.
"What did you say?" Ruo Xi asked with a slight frown.
"No, I didn't say anything. By the way, Ruo Xi, who did you learn your movement skills from? I always feel like we have seen each other before." Xie Tian asked what he had always wanted to ask.
"Do I have to say this?" Ruo Xi frowned and asked as if she was a little sad.
"If it's difficult, then forget it." Xie Tian said.
"I will tell you later, but don't ask now, okay?" Ruo Xi said, staring at Xie Tian with her big eyes flashing.
