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Chapter Thirty-Six: Headbutting the Toilet

I was stunned, is there such a thing? Then I replied: "Princess, don't worry, we will definitely take you out even if we don't repair the fire!"

Princess Musa was overjoyed: "Really? It all depends on you."

"Ding, your small team accepts the mission: rescue the princess. Mission requirements: rescue Princess Musa from the ant underground palace. Once Princess Musa dies, the mission will be considered a failure, and the failure penalty level will be reduced by 5 levels."

Several girls looked at each other in confusion. This is too perverted. If you fail, you will be awarded level 5. I couldn't help but think of the mission to kill Parker. If I failed, I would be downgraded by level 5. Why did I receive such a perverted mission? I was depressed.

But seeing her expectant eyes, a few of us decided to take her out.

"There is no other exit here, you can only go out through the door at the back, and there is a particularly powerful Ant-Man guarding it. You can only go out by defeating it."

Xia Tian looked confused: "Can't we go out through the door we just came in from?"

Princess Musa shook her head: "You have a pass, but I can't pass through that door."

"Then let's kill it." As long as the killing path is passed, the boss is difficult to kill at most. I couldn't help but ask: "What level is the monster guarding the gate at the end?"

"It seems to be a level 55 gold-level boss!"

I immediately changed the chat channel to team mode: "Xin'er, let's go home."

"Brother, why are you so unsympathetic? Do you want me to continue to stay here?"

"Then how can you kill the level 55 gold-level boss?"

"Then...you see there are so many monsters here, we can level up first, maybe we can change it to 45 suit after reaching level 45!"

"Uh, okay, let's level up first." I forgot about the suit, but the suit on the equipment definitely can't compete with the level 55 gold-level boss. The suit is just a comfort to myself.

Fortunately, the monsters here will explode level 50 silver jewelry, so when we reach level 50, we can replace the lower level jewelry. And when we came out just now, we bought a lot of blue medicine, which is enough for Sister Wang and Ling'er.

It will take two days, and since Sister Wang has instant magic, she can save a lot of blue potion.

"The old method, since the monsters can't get close to the statue, then Xiaoyu should use the Bolide Shower!"

Princess Musa hurriedly said, "No, you can't attack anywhere near the statue!"

"It's really not possible. The system prompts that this is a non-attack area." Sister Wang also looked depressed.

Then, it is impossible to farm monsters in groups. You can only hide in the corner and attract them to kill one by one. Now Ling'er's recovery is close to 400, plus the recovery potion, the health is basically maintained above 4000, and the monster's defense is not

It's very high and relatively easy to practice.

Of course, I don't dare to use sword energy. If I accidentally attract two monsters, we will die.

Fortunately, Princess Musa was quite well-behaved and stayed with us all the time without running around, otherwise we would have been in trouble. I kept playing until 6pm, and my stomach growled with hunger before I remembered to have dinner and sent Princess Musa back to the statue.

Bian went offline immediately.

While Sister Wang was preparing the meal, Xin'er came over holding Sister Wang's notebook, "Do you know what the nine guardians of the demon clan are about?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"It's time to learn knowledge. Listen carefully. The first among the nine guardians of the demon clan is False God Zhi Ge, followed by Necromancer Qingxin, Flame Star Demon Emperor, Abyss Nightmare, Ambassador Xiangtian, and the Bloodthirsty Five Elements Demon.

, Shenwu Luo, Red Armor Thunder, Demon Commander, and the other one is the Ant Emperor. These nine are at least the level of mythical beasts, and there are also the level of holy beasts. Of course, the Ant Emperor is the most stupid one, but he is also a mythical beast.

And that Demon Emperor needs the Blue Dragon, White Tiger, Suzaku Xuanwu to join forces to make him a draw."

I was shocked, "The Demon King is so powerful? Only with the four holy beasts joining forces can we tie him. Wouldn't that be a god?"

"No, it's almost the same. Anyway, it's just awesome!"

"So awesome, catch him and keep him as a pet for me!" Xia Tian brought a bowl of food.

I rolled my eyes at her, "I would rather give you to the Demon King as a pet."

"Humph, go to hell"

...

Looking at the food on the table, I suddenly felt that this kind of life is so happy. Sister Wang and Ling'er will definitely be good wives and mothers in the future. Ling'er is my sister. Sister Wang, I decided to launch a love offensive towards her.

"Xiaoyu, let's go have supper together when we log off tonight."

As soon as these words came out, Xin'er immediately became unhappy: "Hey, brother, you are partial, why don't you invite me?"

"Uh, there's Xin'er and Ling'er coming too."

"What about sister Xia Tian?"

"Let's all come together!" It seemed that I would have to ask her secretly next time. I glared at Xin'er fiercely, but it turned out that she was picking fish bones and completely ignoring me, feeling depressed.

After dinner, everyone appeared together under the statue. When Musa saw us appearing, he immediately smiled and said: "Let's go, I want to see Xiu Huo soon!"

"Well, Princess Musa, I have to be honest with you. We are not opponents of the level 55 golden boss yet. If I take you there now, I'm afraid I won't be able to protect you by then!"

Musa's reaction was very calm, "So do you need to improve your strength first? It doesn't matter, I am willing to wait a few more years to see Xiu Huo!"

I continued: "I hope you stay here first, and let's go and get rid of the monsters around us."

"Um"

Musa stayed under the statue and had no worries, so the five of us started killing monsters again. The whole palace was very big, and it was probably enough for us to reach level 50. By then, Xia Xin'er and I would only have to equip ourselves with level 45 equipment.

With the suit, you might actually have a chance to defeat the level 55 ghost boss.

I kept fighting until around 9pm. The system reminded me that I had been online for more than 11 consecutive hours, so I had to log off. I checked the rankings before logging off, and sure enough, all 5 people were on the list.

1. One Sword Juechen 43 Swordsman 2. Fire Dance 42 Mage 3. Poetry 42 Yanlong Mage 4. Understatement 41 Holy Swordsman 5. Pink Butterfly Rain 40 Swordsman 6. Light Description 39 Holy Swordsman 7. Summer 38

Swordsman 8. Zi Ling 38 Five Elements Priest 9. Yan Fei Meier 37 Elf Archer 10. Skeleton King 36 Archer Ling'er's treatment output is quite impressive, and he deserves more experience, but that is because of his low level.

The relationship can be upgraded quickly. If he keeps practicing like this, Ling'er's level will definitely not be higher than that of Xin'er, but it is still no problem to surpass Xia Tian. That guy is always chatting and making soy sauce, but it's good to have her, otherwise it will definitely be boring.

However, the Elf Archer is quite surprising. I have never seen him ranked ninth. It seems that this profession is not easy.

Xin'er quickly opened the door and called: "Brother is leaving, take us out for supper!"

Helplessly, "Xiaoyu, what do you want to eat?"

Just as Sister Wang was about to speak, Xin'er jumped in and said, "Let's go have barbecue!"

Sister Wang smiled and said: "Well, let's go have barbecue!"

Now that Sister Wang has spoken, let's go barbecue.

"There is a new barbecue restaurant. Let me take you there."

I turned around and looked at Xia Tian strangely: "Don't you say the food on the roadside is delicious?"

Xia Tian pointed to Ling'er in front of me, and I immediately thought of that barbecue stall nearby. If I went there, Ling'er might be sad. I didn't expect that Xia Tian could be careful sometimes.

It is said that eating barbecue is not good for beautiful women's skin, but the few people around me are born with good fortunes, so there is no need to worry about this. Unfortunately, except for Ling'er and Sister Wang, the other two are really not in good shape.

"Xiaoyu, you are a little strange today." I couldn't help but ask.

Sister Wang looked up and down: "No, what's weird?"

"I think your eating posture is good."

"Haha, really?" It's really good, much better than before, which was completely miserable.

I couldn't help but look at Sister Wang carefully. It's not unreasonable for Sister Wang to be called the beauty of our school. No one will forget her exquisite appearance. And such a beauty is now living in my house. How can I let it go?

, I must look for more opportunities to be alone with Sister Wang in the future, and go when it’s time to go to sleep, well, that’s it!

"Idiom, is there something on my face? You look at me and I feel embarrassed."

"Uh, it's okay, let's have barbecue..."

Suddenly I found that Xia Tian looked at me a little strangely, "Xia Tian, ​​why are you looking at me?"

"You don't think you're handsome enough to even look at it?"

"That's it, I think I'm pretty handsome too!"

Xin'er went into a coma, and Xia Tian also coughed several times, "Idiom, I have something to tell you."

"Um?"

"I think you are so shameless!"

"..."

When I got home, I just wanted to take a shower, but Xin'er came over with clothes and educated me on the principle of ladies first. Let her wash it first.

When Xin'er came out, I was about to go in and found Ling'er coming over. Well, I should let Ling'er wash first.

When Ling'er came out, Sister Wang came again. Naturally, I had to let Sister Wang go first, and I should be next.

As a result, Sister Wang came out and Xia Tian rushed in. I pushed the injection door with one hand and said righteously: "Xia Tian, ​​you can't grab it. I have been waiting for almost more than an hour!"

"Then just wait 10 more minutes. Sister, I will be quick!"

I said firmly, "No, this is my home, you have to listen to me!"

"If you don't let me, I'll scream indecency!"

"You can shout, I'm not afraid!"

"Xiaoyu, she is very..."

"Okay, okay, I'm scared of you"

Xia Tian smiled and said, "Be good, sister, I'll treat you to some sweets later!"

"...."

But Xia Tian also looks pretty when she smiles.

After another 20 minutes, summer finally came out. It takes so long to take a shower. What a world!

I saw Xia Tian smiling at me: "Wait a minute and come down to sister's room!"

"what?"

"Please eat some sweets!"

"Neuropathy"

Just rinse it with cold water and it will take a few minutes. It is quick for men to take a shower.

Thinking of summer, forget it and go, maybe something will happen.

Pushing open Xia Tian's door, I was immediately stunned by the scene in front of me.

Inside, there was a completely naked woman with her back to me. Her soft and slender waist was less than a handhold away, her pert buttocks were extremely round, her slender legs were straight and slender, and her skin was as crystal clear as jade.

The woman turned around, and I saw even more things I shouldn't have seen.

Suddenly, the woman in front of me let out a scream, which made my eardrums hurt. Then an unknown object flew towards my head, and there was a "bang" sound. Stars appeared in my eyes, and I lost consciousness the next moment.

When I woke up again, I was already lying on my bed. Ling'er and Sister Wang were sitting on the bed with distressed expressions on their faces, Xin'er was sitting at the computer desk with a playful expression, and Xia Tian was standing at the door with an angry expression.

.

"Brother, you're awake!"

"Um, what's wrong with me? My head hurts."

Sister Wang touched my head and said, "You were lying in the bathroom and your head hit the toilet. Fortunately, Xia Tian found it, otherwise you would have been lying in the bathroom the whole night. Are you okay now?"

"Ah, bathroom?" The erotic scene just now suddenly appeared in my mind, and I immediately reacted, "Well, I fell down there. I remembered, it's okay, but my head still hurts a little."

"It's good that you're not dead. Go back and sleep." Xia Tian left without looking back.

"It'll be fine if you don't have amnesia. Sister Wang, Ling'er, you go to bed first. I'll take care of my brother tonight!"

Sister Wang seemed to be pushed out of the room by Xin'er without saying anything. I saw Xin'er closing the door and looking at me with a smile. I suddenly felt a bad feeling.

"Hehe, brother, you are so timid."

Damn it, she found out!

I hurriedly explained: "Xin'er, please listen to my explanation. I didn't do it on purpose. She asked me to go. As soon as I opened the door, I got into trouble unexpectedly."

"Yeah, sister Xia Tian's figure is not bad."

"Depressed, why do you care about this? Hurry up and help me think of how to explain it to Xia Tian."

Xin'er smiled evilly, "What are you explaining? I originally thought you would pursue Sister Wang, but Sister Xia Tian is also good, come on!"

"Hello..." Xin'er ran away before she could finish her words. Then her cell phone rang. When she saw it, it was Xia Tian's call.

(please collect)


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