Liu Zile shook Ai Ren's arm and said in a coquettish voice: "Oh, you are so bad. Don't make people interested. Come on, give me a ticket."
Ai Ren knocked off Liu Zile's hand in disgust, took three steps back, and suddenly bowed deeply to him. His expression was extremely pious, as if he saw his 'sir', and cried out: "Boss, I want to beg you."
You must promise me something."
Liu Zile was stunned, and the other brothers were no exception. Who was begging whom?
"Boss, to be honest, I am also a super fan of a2. Please help me get their autographs tonight. It would be better if you have photos. It would be best if I can take a photo with them!" Ai Ren said with tears.
, seems to be a die-hard fan.
"Go! Stop fighting with me. I don't have a damn ticket. I can't even see it. A2 is not my girlfriend. How can I get an autograph for you?" Liu Zile said fiercely.
"Boss, although you don't have a ticket, you are the host of this freshman orientation party!" Ai Ren made the shocking revelation.
"Ah——" The trio were shocked. Liu Zile quickly took out a mirror and looked at it. He was actually the host? He looked like the abbot of the temple!
Seeing the surprised expressions of the three of them, Ai Ren quickly explained: "Boss, you may not know your recent popularity, and the school doesn't know which department organized a ** survey. You were elected the most popular among the freshmen with unanimous votes.
The best newcomer, the popularity index exceeds that of all major school beauties, bullies, second-generation ancestors, and is even equal to the principal!"
"I'm dizzy, don't talk nonsense, why am I forcing the principal to do this?" Liu Zile's face was angry, but his heart was filled with joy. "Newcomer King, what a resounding title, he was elected unanimously, how loved he is!"
"But what does the boss, the newbie Wang, have to do with the host of the party?" Wang Ling asked in confusion.
"Nonsense, you have no brains." Su Shi scolded at the side: "Since it is a party to welcome freshmen, of course the freshmen must appear. The boss is extremely popular and is at the peak of his popularity, which can better mobilize the enthusiasm of the freshmen!"
Ai Ren couldn't help but nodded, Liu Zile was already rolling on the bed, so happy!
"Boss, you will definitely have a chance to meet the A2 group. With your thick skin and shameless character, getting autographs will be a piece of cake." Ai Ren praised.
"Bah, are you complimenting me?" Liu Zile scolded angrily.
"No matter what, boss, you are the person closest to the idol, so please sign it." Ai Ren said respectfully.
"Boss, one is also a signature, and two are also signatures. The three of us are not short of these three, right?" Su Shi came up with a shy face.
Liu Zile squinted his eyes, a hundred times crazier than Ai Ren just now: "Huh? Idol? Signature? Is it important? Young people should not blindly chase stars. You should spend your energy on studying now and serve the people well in the future!"
After hearing this, the three of them suddenly realized that the boss is a typical villain who can't afford to be early. He just made a big promise when asking for votes, and now he wants to sign... Forget it, he spent a lot of money for his idol!
"Boss, from now on until graduation, unless there are special circumstances that cannot be avoided by human resources, I will take care of all your lunches. You can order any delicacies from the mountains and seas, stir-fry, stir-fry or something else!" Wang Ling said through gritted teeth.
"Boss, in the next four years, you will have to clean your coat, underpants, underwear, shoes and socks, as well as your personal hygiene. I will fan you when the weather is hot, and warm your bed when the weather is cold.
When you are thirsty, I will pour you water; when you are hungry, I will cook for you; when you are tired, I will kill your horse and chicken; when you are tired, we will sing a song together..." This was Su Shi's oath of allegiance.
This time it was Ai Ren's turn to be worried. The two brothers were too cruel. As for him, there was nothing left to do. He gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, took out a contract, handed it to Liu Zile directly, and said: "
Boss, I told my family about our accommodation environment a few days ago. As a result, my mother felt sorry for me and specially sent me money to let me find a small apartment with excellent environment to live alone. No, the agency found it for me yesterday.
I moved into a family, and I went to see the house. It was a community not far from the school. It had a good environment, two bedrooms and one living room, and complete facilities. I paid a deposit. Now that I think about it, I couldn’t bear to leave my brothers when I moved out, so I donated the house directly.
Here you go, you will have a place to go when you want to have sex with any sister-in-law in the future!"
Liu Zile's hair stood on end after hearing this. Every offer was too tempting. He put Ai Ren's lease contract into his arms like lightning. The couple's life with Jingjing these days was really unforgettable. You boil water?
I cook, you wash, I dry, it's warm and sweet. Only at this moment did Liu Zile understand why the house price is so expensive, because it is not only a house, but also a warm home!
Ai Ren's bribe passed, but Liu Zile was still a little dissatisfied with the other two people, especially Wang Ling: "Xiao Lingzi, I heard that the a2 group came at night, right? But you said, I only had lunch and no dinner.
...The key point is that I have a problem. I like to forget things when I am hungry. When you mentioned that, I suddenly became hungry and forgot about asking for your autograph. What should I do? There are not many opportunities to meet idols.
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"Okay, boss, stop talking. I will miss you from now on, and I will take care of dinner!" Wang Ling was about to cry but had no tears.
"Five years!" Liu Zile emphasized: "What if I can't find a job after graduation in four years and starve to death on the streets? Your family is very wealthy, so it won't be difficult to provide food for me then, right?"
"No problem, you will be my eldest brother then, I can take you home to support you." Wang Ling cursed and swore.
Before Liu Zile nodded, Su Shi came up to him again and said sincerely: "Boss, you see, I am a poor and ugly person with only one arm. If you go to pick up girls in the future, I will be your green leaf. If you go
Rush, I will be your thug. If you like to watch ballet, I will be Little Swan. If you like to watch opera, I will be Pavarotti..."
"I love jerking off!"
"I am Sora Aoi!"
Everyone is complaining, if Sora Aoi looks like this, it’s time to act in a comedy.
"Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, learn from Ai Ren, this is the person who does things." Liu Zile shook the house rental contract and said: "Write down the promise you just made in black and white, and sign it.
, if you have to cut your finger and press your fingerprint, our promise will come into effect. I am not afraid to sign it to you if you ask for it. I will be considered a breach of contract and double the compensation."
After hearing Liu Zile's harsh words, the two of them were unambiguous. Even if they couldn't get an autograph, they could still get a slave and a free meal card, no exceptions would be made!
After collecting the three contracts, Liu Zile was very excited and thought about whether he should go to the bank to open a safe and deposit it. Suddenly, Liu Zile realized something. He quickly grabbed Ai Ren's hand and asked anxiously: "That's not right, brother, I
He is the host, so he should have a hosting script and rehearsal, right?"
"Of course, the organizing committee asked me to tell you the specific arrangements, and 'Teacher Bai' will be directly responsible for the arrangements." Ai Ren nodded.