"Dad, you are really the best! But if a private clinic calls you, just go and recognize me as your son, and you won't be afraid that it is a fake product?" Liu Zile was extremely depressed, unable to laugh or cry, and said through gritted teeth.
"No, no!" Lao Liu laughed and waved his hands: "When I first saw you, I knew that you must be my son and look exactly like me."
Liu Zile was startled, and began to carefully look at the father he had watched for eighteen years. Damn it, he was exactly the same, but he was more sunny, and his father was more unruly.
"Dad, eighteen years have passed since the incident. You should have a clue about those five women now, right?" Compared to his father, Liu Zile liked his mother more because he had not yet experienced maternal love.
"I don't know!" Old Liu Tou was as nervous as a lang drum, sweating, as if he was afraid of something: "Zi Le, you are officially divorced. I want to know. Whatever you want, you have to fight for it yourself. Don't
Always relying on others."
Is this human language? Do you think I am a tadpole? You can call me mom when you look at a toad. Can I call a woman mom when I see a woman on the street? Liu Zile’s nose is so angry that it’s his father’s fault. Find someone else.
They all beat him for irregular menstruation.
"By the way, who is the girl that I brought back this afternoon? She is quite beautiful. Fortunately, I was still at home at that time, otherwise I would have missed the opportunity to see the baby." Old Liu obviously didn't look for his mother when he was a tadpole.
If you get too entangled in a problem, just change the topic.
Girl? Go home?**? The three nouns became a string in an instant. It was really Liu Ruxi who sent her home. Otherwise, which woman in our class could make daddy take notice? However, when daddy asked
, Liu Zile really didn’t know how to answer. Although he and Liu Ruxi had been childhood sweethearts since childhood, to be honest, it was just a coincidence. They were always assigned to the same class. But it was only for classmates. As for the others, Liu Zile knew nothing about it.
, even if it’s the other person’s birthday. It’s just been his wishful thinking since he was a child. His wife has taught him this countless times. Even though Liu Ruxi didn’t agree to him, he helped her get rid of a lot of flies pursuing her. It can be regarded as the use of waste.
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Liu Zile looked at his dependent father in front of him with an expression of embarrassment and helplessness, hoping to hear some cheering words from his mouth, but his father actually said: "Is she still a virgin?"
"Yes! It must be! It's absolutely original." When faced with this problem, Xiao Liu was as energetic as Old Liu, patting his chest to assure himself.
"How can you be sure?" Old Liu asked uncertainly.
"Of course, when I look at her, her brows are still straight, her legs are seamlessly integrated, she walks steadily without swaying, her breasts are straight and her buttocks are up..." Liu Zile kept talking with Liu Ruxi in his mind.
"Well! That's right, son. Over the past eighteen years, you have learned my true heritage. I hope you can outshine others and let me, a former bastard, die on the beach." Lao Liu praised his son without exception.
"Hey, Dad, you are being too modest. I am still far from your level." Liu Zile pretended to be modest.
"Then go and exercise!" Lao Liu's answer was simple: "Go to the university and exercise. I heard that there are a lot of people in Xiadu University, and you also chose the tourism major, which is more like entering the makeup circle and the flowers.
, under such a general premise, when you graduate in four years, the number of women you hunt will definitely exceed that of your father and me at the same age. However, during this period, I will also work hard to set a higher record, waiting for you to challenge.
!”
Sweat! In the past eighteen years, I have just seen with my own eyes that you have brought home no less than thirty-six women, and besides going home, you just don’t go home. Who knows how many are out there? There are still eighteen years left.
The number of the five former mother suspects should be conservatively estimated to be over 100. What kind of record do you want to set?
Seeing his son's admiring eyes, Lao Liu straightened his back in an awesome manner, as if to prove his flexibility.
"Son, Dad still has a lot of life philosophies that he hasn't told you. I'll teach you them all when I have free time today!" Old Liu was a little carried away and started chatting: "No matter how good or beautiful your first girlfriend is,
, how pure, how gentle, how considerate, you should not be tied down by her, as you said, you must have an unswerving yin heart, keep what you like as your own, and don't let go of what you don't like!
Remember daddy's teachings: 'A man who has sex with you is not considered sexual, but a woman who has sex with you is considered a disgrace!' If you are not a virgin, you must not do it, and don't even touch it, it will affect your reputation!"
Liu Zile listened carefully to the church, found a pen and paper somewhere, and was carefully recording the content of the meeting, leaving it to analyze the spirit of the meeting later.
"Also, as a man, especially a man who plays in flowers and pursues the highest level of picking up girls, you must remember that you must start from a high starting point. You cannot just chase after someone who is similar to you. You must find the best person.
A lady, her family has tens of billions and hundreds of billions, but she must be an only daughter, and her parents must be at the level of prime minister or minister. No matter what Loli, Royal Sister, or Queen, don’t let anyone go. Remember.
You also need to know how to fuck, and don't let them compete with each other. It's best to lie on the same bed together, wearing nothing. It's very sexy. As soon as you enter the door, no matter what happens, I have to tell you.
,mayimakelovewithyousir? An authentic ** accent, Beier is sensational!
Add to that hundreds of wealthy overseas women, not to mention those from the United States and the United Kingdom. Dozens of private planes take off and land at home every day, and then there are dozens of ancient families whose daughters stick to you 24 hours a day, just in one word -
—Indiscriminate!!
You must also pay attention to your origin. If your surname is Li or Chen, it will not be considered at all. At least it is either Dongfang or Nanrong, which sounds retro. Tell me, based on this standard, how many are you going to pick up?"
Liu Zile frowned, pondered for a while, and said timidly: "I guess I have to get 10, right?"
Old Liu was furious, slammed the table, and said loudly: "10? That's just a warm-up. You have to start at 20 anyway. Don't think it's too much. This is not considered ***. You must first understand your position.
Since we have chosen to pick up 10 girls as studs, we don’t care about adding 10 more. Our rule for picking up girls is that we would rather kill them by mistake than let them go!!”
Listening to your father's words is worth reading thousands of books. As the saying goes, it is better to have a good father than to learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well. The only good father in the world, a child who likes to pick up girls is like having a treasure... Sigh! What the hell is this mess?
"Son, you also know that the business of my father's lingerie store has not been very good recently. Recently, a new batch of sexy lingerie has been purchased. I don't have much money. I only have 10,000 yuan, which I squeezed out from my teeth. You
I took it to pay the tuition and accommodation fees, and I estimate that I still have one or two thousand left, which should be enough for a month's expenses." Old Liu reluctantly took out a bunch of bills from his pocket and handed them to Liu Zile with a shaky hand.
Before, it was as if he was taking out his own heart and soul.
"Isn't that right, dad?" Liu Zile didn't dare to answer the question and jumped to his feet: "You just let me live for a month? What will happen to the rest of the days?"
"Damn! No ambition!" Old Liu also lost his temper, jumped higher than his son, and shouted: "If you can't get a girl who is willing to support you in a month, you might as well starve to death outside!"
Liu Zi Le suddenly became full of fighting spirit and nodded firmly. Watching his father slam the door and leave, his heart was churning and his breasts were burning...
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