When Liu Zile read the note, the three people who had been crazy for half the night were already in their dreams, gritting their teeth, farting, and talking in their sleep. Each of the three brothers played the same role. If Liu Zile fell asleep, a dream quartet would play in dormitory 520!!
But at this time, Liu Zile said nothing and fell asleep. Ruxi finally reappeared after a long absence. Ten years of waiting and hundreds of millions of notes finally got her reply. Although the note had nothing to do with her own personality,
It matched, and the number of words was very small, just "See you in the cafeteria at noon tomorrow!" But this was an unprecedented first time, and it was enough to make Liu Zile forget everything.
That night, he didn't sleep a wink all night long. His hair was washed and washed, combed and combed, parted from the center to side-parted, and from slicked back to broken hair. No matter how he looked at it, he was not satisfied with it. He changed his clothes one after another.
I changed through spring, summer, autumn and winter, and shaved my furry mustache three or four times, but it was bleeding and still not satisfied. I wanted to appear in the most perfect state in front of Ruxi after a long absence, but after struggling all night, I ended up with a pair of black men.
Eye circles and sluggish spirit.
Fortunately, this was the first day of cultural classes. This day was basically conducted in accordance with international practices, including handing out new books, taking roll call, and selecting class monitors and class representatives, but these had nothing to do with Liu Zile.
There was a very interesting episode in which Liu Zile's deskmate, Ximen Yuerou, was so angry that she almost burst her lungs. The two hadn't spoken to each other for more than ten days, and the last scandal was basically clarified. The gentle Yuerou wanted to
I took this opportunity to slightly improve the current embarrassing situation between the two of them, but in the first class, I realized Liu Zile’s rogue and shameless nature!
In the first class, new books were handed out. Each pile of books was passed from the first classmate to the next. Ximen Yuerou and Liu Zile sat at the last place. Books were passed around in both rows at the same time. As a result, there were too many books in Yuerou’s place.
I couldn't help but hold up the book towards the teacher on the podium and said: "Teacher, I have it, I have it..."
Before the teacher could answer, Liu Zile stood up first and shouted responsibly: "It's mine, it's mine..."
The whole class burst into laughter, and even the teacher couldn't help but laugh. This topic was too ambiguous! Ximen Yuerou was smart as ice and snow, and immediately heard the meaning of taking advantage and eating tofu in the words. She turned her head with a red face and stamped her feet hard with her sharp high heels.
It was on his foot. As a result, Liu Zile didn't speak all morning, and the tears kept rolling in his eyes. His foot just happened to be injured for a short time, and now it was seriously injured. Who can he ask for a massage? However, the relationship between the two
The Cold War was declared over!
Just before noon, the most indispensable figure in college appeared, the instructor! He was a man in his thirties, whose exact appearance was unclear. His nose, eyebrows, eyes, and mouth were covered with fat.
He stayed there, listening to his rotten belly, and you could tell at a glance that it was the students who fattened him up. For the sake of credits and graduation certificates, no one is allowed to give gifts to the instructor!!
Apart from going through the back door, these guys have connections and are so full of fat that they probably have a junior high school education!
He was shy and pretended to be a big-tailed wolf. He didn't even look in the mirror and thought he was a sesame seed or a millet. He even spoke in an official tone. The first words he said on the podium were: "Hello, classmates. Thank you for your hard work in the military training. I
I’m waiting for you to die..."
I chatted nonsense for a while. If I have anything to do with him in the future, I would like to ask him to help solve my life problems. Damn it, can you help me solve the problem that I need a wife in my life? Liu Zi Le was disdainful at first, but this guy also recognized the newcomer king.
He took the initiative to call his name and said: "Oh, there is a big celebrity in our class. Let's ask the newcomer Wang Liu Zile to say a few words."
Liu Zile lazily stood up and looked at him sideways with an annoyed look on his face, as if he wanted to challenge him. The instructor didn't take it seriously and asked: "Liu Zile, you are a very active student.
I am very pleased to have known the character and vitality of your generation of college students. Can you tell me, and also introduce to your classmates, your original intention of choosing this major!?"
"This major is my hobby!" Liu Zile replied half-heartedly: "If I learn this major, I will become an excellent 'fuel pusher' worker in the future!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the whole class fell over. The instructor's whole body was twitching. After studying in school for so many years, he learned that there is a major in teaching "oil pushing" in the university. I always thought that this major was self-taught!
Ximen Yuerou, who was beside Liu Zile, wanted to take off her shoes and hit him on the head, scolding everyone in one sentence. Su Shi foolishly thought that the boss had spoken, and reminded the crowd softly: "Boss, he should be the tour guide!"
"Ah? Tour guide? Why does there seem to be a fuel pump in my memory?" Liu Zile pretended to be stupid.
"Bah, that's the job of the bathing center!" the instructor couldn't help but cursed.
"Oh? Teacher, you are quite knowledgeable, have you ever gone there?" Liu Zile asked with a stern look in his eyes.
The fat instructor's face turned green at that time. However, with Liu Zile's current popularity and reputation among students, he could not shake it for the moment. However, he remembered the embarrassing plot and secretly felt cruel. Liu Zile should not skip classes in the future, otherwise, his diploma
Definitely no play!
Liu Zile always speaks freely, which can be seen when he asked a question to a2 at the party last night. In order to avoid making a fool of himself again, the fat instructor walked away, leaving the classroom full of laughter!
The originally good mood was disturbed by this damn fat man. Liu Zile sat back on his chair angrily. The classroom became a mess. Everyone had their own topics to talk about. Of course, the girls were talking about boys and the boys were talking about girls. It was a natural law.
Liu Zile exerted too much force and the desk shook. A paper box fell out of the desk and fell to the ground. The lid just happened to be thrown off. Inside was a pair of pink, super sexy and the latest extremely transparent women's underwear!
!
There was such a big movement, Yuerou looked down subconsciously, her cheeks suddenly turned red, her brows were condensed, and shame and murderous intent burst out in her eyes. This guy was indeed a big **.
Liu Zile panicked and quickly picked it up and stuffed it into the desk. He originally wanted to give it to Liu Ruxi as a token of love, but he didn't expect that it would be exposed in advance and it would definitely affect his character in Yuerou's heart. Liu Zile suddenly got wise and figured it out.
He simply took out the paper box and stuffed it into Yuerou's desk. Just as the other party was about to storm off, Liu Zile said, "Yuerou, am I really so untrustworthy?"
Yuerou must have been stunned immediately after saying this. Yes, I misunderstood him last time because of my own judgment. This time... Bah, what does he have to do with me? Even if there is a misunderstanding, how can I still feel sorry for him?
, guilty? Huh!
Yuerou snorted coldly and turned her head to look out the window, as if she was too lazy to pay attention to you, but Liu Zile said with a shy face: "Yuerou, to be honest, this set of underwear was given to Meifeng. I originally wanted to give it to me yesterday.
I gave it to her, but she seems to have misunderstood me. Since you are familiar with her, please pass it on to me."
Yue Rou wanted to refuse, but just then the bell rang. Liu Zi Le said "please" from outside the door. The figure had already disappeared. She sighed helplessly, stretched out her little hand curiously into the table, and gently put the paper
I opened a small corner of the box and saw that it was very thin and transparent. What would Sister Feng look like wearing it?