The three people in 520 chatted about Beili Yunqing's flowing hair, graceful figure, and jade face, while dragging Liu Zile, who was in a depressed mood, back to the dormitory. Last time, Liu Zile took a photo of Beili Yunqing out of context to spread rumors.
The two of them are "Gonghua Lonely Red". But when they suddenly came into contact with the girl just now, they knew that she was a little pepper and not easy to mess with. For a while, she didn't know what dirty tricks she had to deal with her!
Thinking of Beili Yunqing's words before leaving, Liu Zile became even more worried. The first thing he did when he rushed into the dormitory was to turn on the computer. Sure enough, a post that had been published for just five minutes had already become extremely popular, with a particularly eye-catching title: 'Newcomer King Liu Zile'
yd is obscene, digging holes in the playground for obscene advertising boards'!
The link below is a series of pictures. It is the picture of Liu Zile holding a bikini advertising board and falling into a pit. The high-speed continuous shooting mode was used. In it, he struggled to get up and looked very much like he was riding on the model of the advertising board.
He looked surprised and looked very vulgar...
The comments below were even more horrific. Some said he was a gangster, had no girlfriend, and no money. He couldn't even afford an inflatable doll, so he could only end up stealing the advertising board. Some even suggested finding the piece again.
Check the advertising board to see if there are any holes on it. Sometimes a few Liu Zile's supporters laugh and think this is Liu Zile's hype, but they are instantly flooded with scolding posts...
The three brothers around him laughed wildly without fear of hurting the boss's self-esteem. Liu Zile was depressed and angry, and gave the three of them a severe lesson. He beat the burly Su Shi into a hard drive, the skinny Ai Ren into a CPU, and the medium-sized Wang Ling.
I beat it into a memory stick and continued to sulk about this high-configuration computer. This bitch Kitasato Yunqing is too cruel. How will I go out to meet those fans who have a crush on me in the future!
In just such a short time, the number of replies to this hot post continued to surge. Among them, Liu Zile has completely transformed from the newcomer king to the obscene king and pervert. Even the owner of the underwear store opposite the campus came out to express his opinion about his store's signature
He felt regretful and saddened by the disgusting behavior of college students today, but in line with the mentality of inheriting the past and building on the future, treating illnesses and saving lives, he still encouraged Liu Zile, saying that if Liu Zile liked it, there would be dozens of signs like this in his shop.
He is welcome to change it often to increase the fun!
Liu Zile was furious. Even though he was as thick-skinned as iron, he couldn't help but suffered multiple blows. If the other three hadn't been holding him back, he would have decided to go to South Korea for plastic surgery.
There was a long break at noon, because there were no classes in the afternoon. Liu Zile gradually calmed down, and the other three people were relieved and went about their respective careers. Especially Wang Ling, who was dressed very handsomely and was still there before going out.
I booked an hourly room in a three-star hotel and charged 300 yuan an hour. What a huge profit!
This guy was about to go out triumphantly, but he was stopped by Liu Zile, who was in a bad mood. He squinted his eyes and asked nonchalantly: "What's the matter? I made a reservation for an hour and want to book a room with a girl?"
"Of course!" Wang Ling pretended to be cool and shook his hair sprayed with three kilograms of gel water: "One hour is enough for her to surrender at my feet!"
"Well, I also want to ask this question. You stay with a woman for an hour. With your fighting ability, what are you going to do in the other fifty-nine minutes?"
The room was silent for a while, then burst into wild laughter like a howling wolf. Wang Ling still didn't take it seriously, smiled calmly, and put on all the clothes in his pocket like Doraemon, including an electric penis and a double-headed vibrator.
Vibrating condoms, fly powder, and small blue pills are really the highest configuration for a royal lady to have sex with.
In the awe of Liu Zile and the other two people, Wang Ling walked away gracefully.
Liu Zile felt that he was too embarrassed to see people, so he wanted to wait for the obscene billboard case to subside before going out. However, before leaving, Ai Ren left a message saying that this afternoon was a recruitment meeting for new members of Xiadu University's extracurricular interest clubs. The major campus beauties would definitely
They will also have their own interests and hobbies. If you can become social friends with them and get along with them day and night, you will be the first to get the best!
Nothing is more attractive to Liu Zile than the school belle. On campus, he is just like Qin Hui and Pan Jinlian. He has been spurned and looked down upon, but he is still determined and marches forward bravely in the admissions offices of major societies.
Xiadu deserves to be the most prestigious school in China. It cultivates students' interests and hobbies in a comprehensive and meticulous manner. School clubs are involved in all types of social contact. Fortunately, Liu Zile is very selective and targeted.
Otherwise, it will definitely be confusing.
Take the first one, for example, which is one of the clubs that has been indifferent since the establishment of Xiadu School - the flower arrangement club! There are two types of women in today's society, one who pretends to be pure, and the other who pretends to be impure. And those who pretend to be pure
When girls choose a club, they usually choose ancient poetry, ancient musical instruments, to cultivate their sentiments, and pretend to be ladies. Most of the girls who pretend to be impure choose hip-hop clubs and the like, pretending to be new and new human beings.
This flower arrangement is boring and tasteless. Except for the president and vice-president, there is no one else at all. However, today there is really a lot of people outside the club. There is an endless stream of people signing up. But what is very strange is that most of them are boys. They
The purpose is very simple, not to arrange flowers, but to arrange school flowers!!
Ximen Yuerou is much brighter and more delicate than those shriveled flower branches! The arrival of the school beauty is equivalent to the image endorsement of a superstar. The two presidents of the flower arrangement club are very busy, so Yuerou naturally passes easily. With her demure and elegant nature
Her character and flower arrangement are indeed very suitable for her. As for the bearded and burly men behind her, she cannot compliment her.
For the first time, the two presidents felt the importance of their positions. They were finally able to straighten their backs and put on airs for a while. Naturally, they did not dare to waste their time. The two nymphomaniac elder sisters also had their addiction to choosing concubines. What a man's size.
It's not good to be too tall, it's not good to have too much hair, it's not good to wear glasses, it's not good to be dressed inappropriately, it's not good to have a negative bank credit card... Liu Zile was sweating coldly, what the hell was this choice?
Club members are clearly among the top ten outstanding young people.
The review is rigorous and the rules are ruthless. Watching his colleagues being eliminated one by one, Liu Zile's heart was as sharp as a knife, because it would be his turn next. If he had known the rules, he would have to use Wang more often.
Ling’s hair remover!!
"Oh, you, aren't you the newbie Wang Liu Zile? Why, do you also want to join the flower arrangement club?" Liu Zile was regretting it, when suddenly a sharp female voice came from beside him, which really hurt his eardrums. Looking up, he saw that it was the person in charge.
The vice president who was interviewed was a girl with eyes like the bottom of glass bottles, short hair that was close to her ears, and freckles on her face.
Liu Zile nodded, and the smile on his face was as bright as the sun. A standard smile showed eight teeth. He was sunny, youthful, and handsome. He could see the green light under the lens of the vice president's bottle. No wonder he likes to arrange flowers. They are all nymphomaniacs.
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The first chapter today, there will be more at 12:18:20. Do you like this speed?