Chapter 112: Proactive declaration of war 1.6 outbreak
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-------------------------------- "You - shameless!" Ye Qian said in addition to scolding Long Fei.
, and there was nothing that could be done against Long Fei.
"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, give me the key and I'll take you back now!" Long Fei stretched out his hand.
Ye Qian ignored Long Fei. She looked a little like an angry tiger, a female tiger. She immediately roared at Long Fei: "Long Fei, you bastard, you are still not a man. I had a quarrel with dad."
It’s not because of you. Do you know that I have never been against him like this since I was growing up? How could you do this to me? Are you still a man?!"
Long Fei's heart trembled. It was really uncomfortable to be scolded by a woman for not being a man. Seeing Yang Danni keep winking at him, he knew that Ye Qian had successfully won Yang Danni's sympathy. Long Fei said a little sarcastically: "I'm not that one
I mean, it’s not impossible for you to live here, but I’m afraid your mommy will be worried about you!”
"I told mommy when I came here, and people always have to grow up. I can't have my parents taking care of me all my life. I have to learn to be self-reliant!" Seeing Long Fei weakening, Ye Qian's tone also changed.
It's not that big anymore.
"But if you live here, your mother will have crazy thoughts, and your father must think that I have done something to you!" Long Fei suddenly became lustful again. Since he could no longer object, he would simply
I have to tease her a little bit, otherwise the bad temper in my heart will be really difficult to calm down.
Unfortunately, Long Fei was disappointed again. He originally wanted to see Ye Qian blushing because of this, or to hear Ye Qian yelling at herself for being a gangster, but to his surprise, Ye Qian blushed and lowered her head.
He said: "No one is afraid, so what are you afraid of?"
Sweat, Long Fei wants to sweat, what's wrong with this woman? What does she mean by this? Does she allow me to take advantage of her? No, no, no, it seems to be saying that it doesn't matter even if I eat her, right?
"Okay, you can stay here if you want. There are a lot of empty rooms anyway, so you can just choose one to live in. But you can't harass me at night, let alone control me!" Long Fei declared first.
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Ye Qian rolled her eyes at Long Fei and said angrily: "Thank God if you don't harass me, who would harass you, really!"
Seeing that Ye Qian did not directly object to his request, Long Fei could only comply with her, but stretched out his hand: "Hand over the key!"
Ye Qian was really obedient and obediently handed over a key to Long Fei: "Okay, here you go!"
"What else?" Long Fei was stunned. What does this girl mean? It's impossible that she also wants a key to the door, right? Does she really want to compete to be the hostess?
"I only have one, of course I have to keep it with me. Otherwise, what will happen if I can't open the door when I get home?" Ye Qian put her little backpack in her arms and covered it tightly, as if she was still afraid of the dragon.
It seemed like he flew forward and snatched it away.
Yang Danni finally couldn't pretend anymore, she frowned and stared at Ye Qian. Seeing that Ye Qian was a little anxious, Yang Danni looked at Long Fei again.
Obviously, Yang Danni also saw that something was a little unusual. Ye Qian was depriving herself of her status as the hostess. It would be difficult for her to get in without the key. This move was really cruel, and Ye Qian was really
She was willing to spend money and actually called a locksmith company to change the lock directly, but she couldn't think of it.
Long Fei was also a little helpless. Now that he only had one key, how to distribute it? This was a problem.
Perhaps seeing Yang Danni's dissatisfaction, Ye Qian quickly smiled at Yang Danni and said: "Sister Danni, I'm so sorry, you see I'm so careless in my work, I even forgot to give you a pair, otherwise I would be like this
Well, when I change the sky, I’ll add another one, and I’ll hand it over to you then, okay?”
When are you free? When are you free? It is estimated that Ye Qian will never be free in her life!
But even if Yang Danni knew that Ye Qian was playing tricks on her, as her sister, she really couldn't really argue with Ye Qian, so she could only nodded and smiled slightly, but didn't say a word. She was also angry and didn't want to talk.
Both Long Fei and Yang Danni never expected that Ye Qian would actually cook dinner herself. This made Long Fei a little bit unable to believe his eyes. He pointed to the delicious dishes on the table and said to Ye Qian: "This
Is this really your cooking?"
Ye Qian smiled proudly and said: "Of course, even though I don't cook much at home, when it comes to cooking, I am much more professional than the average person. Of course, compared to you, I am still a little bit behind.
, but don’t worry, I will definitely study hard and I will surpass you sooner or later!”
Nodding, Long Fei smiled and said, "Of course that's good."
"Then you guys try it quickly and see how it tastes?" This is Ye Qian's first time cooking. Even if all the process points are made strictly according to the recipe, she also understands that if she only relies on a recipe, she can cook it.
With good food, there would be no need to open chef schools in the world, and there would be no such thing as a super chef, so she was still a little uneasy. She actually regretted not trying everything when she was cooking just now.
Long Fei and Yang Danni glanced at each other, and both saw a hint of worry in each other's eyes. As a man, Long Fei felt that he should be in front at this time. Even if what Ye Qian made was poison, he still had to be brave.
Swallow it.
"Then let's try it?" Long Fei asked carefully, but he said in his heart, in fact, we are really not full, and now we are really hungry.
After getting Ye Qian's permission and encouragement, Long Fei carefully took a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and put it into his mouth. Then he chewed it nervously for two small bites. He immediately laughed and nodded. The taste was terrible, but it was better than he expected.
It's much better in the middle, and basically you won't have to return it if you eat it in your mouth.
Seeing that Long Fei didn't spit it out, Yang Danni also carefully picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs. Long Fei hadn't tried other dishes yet, so Yang Danni didn't dare to taste them. But as soon as he put it in his mouth, Yang Danni immediately frowned.
This dish is far worse than hers. After all, Long Fei is used to living in the forests of Africa. Not to mention that this kind of dish is still edible, even if it is eaten raw, Long Fei can cook it.
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"What? It's not delicious?" Seeing Long Fei nod and Yang Danni frowning, Ye Qian was a little unsure and asked quickly.
Yang Danni chewed the piece of sweet and sour pork ribs for a few times, and when she was spitting the bones into the garbage, she quietly spit them all out. However, she still felt that the sweetness was unbearable in her mouth, but she still managed to smile.
, said: "It's okay, it's okay."
Okay? What kind of evaluation is this?
Ye Qian frowned. Since there was no clue in the eyes of Long Fei and Yang Danni, she simply took a piece and put it into her mouth, but immediately spat it out, her face turned red with embarrassment, and she said angrily: "
What do you mean? It tastes so bad and you lied to me!"
"We didn't say this dish was unpalatable, and didn't we eat well?" Long Fei said with a smile.
"You - you still said that!" Ye Qian pointed at Long Fei and wanted to scold him, but then she thought about it and felt that she had made this dish herself. It seemed that Long Fei was still the victim, so she stopped at the right time.
, but said to himself: "That's not right, I obviously did it according to the book, what's the problem?"
Ye Qian's voice was very low, but Long Fei could still hear it clearly. He smiled and said: "The book is not wrong, it is you who are wrong."
"You didn't watch me cook, how do you know I made a mistake?" Ye Qian protested.
"No matter how good the recipe is, it can't stop you from using soy sauce as vinegar, haha!" Long Fei hit the nail on the head.
Ye Qian seemed to understand. She put down her chopsticks and ran to the kitchen. After rummaging for a while, she walked out a little frustrated. She nodded towards Long Fei and said depressedly: "How do you know? You really guessed it."
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"It's okay. Although I failed this time, I can just try again next time!" Long Fei comforted, but he thought to himself, at worst, I will buy more materials. Besides, I won't be at home during this period, so you can tinker with whatever you like.
Well, practice your skills early and you will suffer less.
Seeing that Long Fei didn't hit her for the first time, Ye Qian felt comforted in her heart. She quickly pointed to the other dishes and said: "Yes, yes, it's okay. You can try these few more dishes. I think they are better than this plate of sweet and sour pork ribs."
Eat too much!"
Long Fei and Yang Danni glanced at each other, neither daring to move their chopsticks. God, Long Fei was lucky that he didn't put dichlorvos in the kitchen, otherwise Ye Qian might have put it into the dishes as white vinegar.
"To be honest, Ye Qian, when you called just now, we were eating, so we are not hungry at all now. Why don't you let Long Fei eat with you? I won't eat!" Yang Danni simply put down her chopsticks.
This was really not a joke. She didn't want to worry about her stomach, and she didn't want to take any risks.
Seeing Ye Qian staring at him, Long Fei smiled sarcastically: "Actually, I'm not hungry either, really!"
Ye Qian, I'm sorry, I won't play with you anymore. If I don't play with you anymore, I won't be able to sleep tonight. It would be weird if I didn't get disgusted by you!
"You can't do it, you actually look down on me like this, huh, forget it if you don't want to eat it, I'll eat it myself!" Ye Qian said angrily, while taking other dishes and putting them into her mouth, but she quickly spit out most of them.
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There are four dishes and one soup. Except for the fact that the soup is drinkable, all four dishes have some problems, and except for the sweet and sour pork ribs, the other three dishes have serious problems.
However, Ye Qian really has super perseverance. Under such circumstances, she still gritted her teeth and ate all the rice in her bowl, but she made up her mind that she must learn to cook this dish.
It's just that next time after making it, it's best to find a puppy or kitten to test it. If it's ok, try it yourself. If it doesn't work, just send it to the beggar under the Xujiahui overpass. You can test it and fight for it.
Be a representative of good people and good deeds.
Yang Danni was going to wash the dishes, but Ye Qian stopped her with a smile. This was what the hostess did. Since Ye Qian dared to change the lock key, it proved that she had made up her mind to declare war on Yang Danni. The offensive was still going on.
It's better to be more violent, so even if she doesn't want to do the dishwashing anymore, she can't let Yang Danni take it away, because in a sense, this is also the hostess's right that she must fight for.
She didn't know if Ye Qian had really washed the dishes, or maybe she was worried that Yang Danni would stay with Long Fei for too long, but anyway, she came out of the kitchen quickly with a bowl of Chinese medicine in her hand.
Long Fei originally wanted to play some tricks on Yang Danni while Ye Qian was away. He didn't expect Ye Qian to come out so quickly. When he saw the Chinese medicine in Ye Qian's hand, he remembered that this girl was still using Chinese medicine to enlarge her breasts.
Well, I thought she wouldn't last a few days, but she never stopped.
I don't know if it was a matter of feeling, but Long Fei really felt that Ye Qian's breasts were slightly bulging, and he couldn't help but sigh. It seemed that women really valued breasts to a degree that men could not understand.
"What's wrong with you?" Yang Danni, who has been averse to traditional Chinese medicine since she was a child, frowned. As a sister, even if Ye Qian declares war on her again, she must still care about Ye Qian. After all, Ye Qian is also Long Fei's nominal girlfriend.
, although she is not as good as herself, who has had skin-to-skin contact with Long Fei, but she has a different relationship with Long Fei after all. Maybe one day Long Fei will really fall in love with Ye Qian, then she will
But you have to pay more attention to maintaining a good relationship with Ye Qian.
She said she didn't care about Long Fei and other women. Although Yang Danni didn't necessarily think so in her heart, she had to work hard to do this, not only to show her generosity and tolerance to Long Fei, but also to show her generosity and tolerance to Long Fei.
Her own principles of life.
It is easy for a woman to fall in love with a man, but after they actually get together, they often slowly lose that passion and eventually choose to give up.
It is not easy for a woman to fall in love with a man, but once she does, she will change him crazily. In the end, she becomes someone else, and the man remains a man.
This is the tragedy of women, but once you become a woman, you cannot change it.
Ye Qian saw that Long Fei looked at her breasts in a strange way, and couldn't help but feel a little happy. In fact, she was most concerned about the breast enlargement effect. She even used a tape measure to measure her bust every day, and it was accurate to the millimeter, so of course she knew this.
In just over a week, the breast enlargement effect of this traditional Chinese medicine is really great.
"Oh, Sister Danni, this is the traditional Chinese medicine that Long Fei prepared for me, specifically for breast enlargement. Long Fei said that he doesn't like small breasts. He also said that it won't take long for my breasts to gradually become bigger. Maybe
It will be bigger than yours by then!"
Long Fei was startled. Is this woman crazy? How could she say such things to Yang Danni? Is she not irritable? Also, she seems to have lied. When did I say these things?
Before Long Fei could speak, Ye Qian had already stared hard at him, with a clear warning and threat in his eyes. Long Fei stopped talking several times, and finally did not dare to say anything, so he had to cough a few times in protest.
Yang Danni's face turned red quickly, and she felt a little embarrassed. She could only smile and said: "Oh, you guys can chat, I'm going to rest first!"
"I'm going too!" Long Fei stood up and wanted to follow him. He was going to Japan tomorrow, so he had to hurry up tonight.
Ye Qian grabbed Long Fei and stared at Long Fei fiercely, gritting her teeth and saying nothing.
Yang Danni stopped and looked back at Long Fei, with some doubts in her eyes, as if she was watching Long Fei's reaction. However, Long Fei's reaction made her a little disappointed. This guy seemed to have a way with all the women in the world, but only with him.
This Ye Qian seems to be helpless. Could it be that he really owed Ye Qian in his previous life, so they met again in this life and became happy enemies.
Without turning her head, Ye Qian could guess Yang Danni's expression at this time. Ye Qian quickly turned her head and smiled: "Sister Danni, you go to bed first, Long Fei said he wants to help me enlarge my breasts. He always uses Chinese medicine to enlarge my breasts."
No, he said that it needs to be combined with massage breast enlargement method to achieve the effect!"
"Come on, follow me into the room!" Seeing Long Fei stunned on the spot, Ye Qian immediately came over, took Long Fei's arm and dragged him into the room.