Chapter 236: This is jealousy that I am more handsome than you
If you want to ask who is the most fickle animal in the world, all idiots know that it is definitely humans.
Men are fickle, and so are women. But based on facts, the proportion of men who are fickle is much greater than that of women. It’s just that men are fickle in their hearts, while women are fickle in their faces.
Long Fei felt that a woman's face was really like the weather in June. It could change at any time, sometimes cloudy and sometimes sunny. He had already verified this with Ye Qian, Liu Ruoyan and several other girls around him.
, but today he once again verified this eternal truth with Liu Jialin, a beautiful woman.
When Liu Jialin, who was crying bitterly just now, was called for an interview by the receptionist, there were no traces of crying on her face. The light makeup on her face had been touched up, and her eyes were not red or swollen. She even smiled at the receptionist, and her face looked fair.
Neat teeth.
Long Fei shook his head. Women are really scary. The gap between the first second and the next second is so big that he can't bear it.
Long Fei felt that he felt a little lonely sitting alone in this conference room, so he couldn't sit still, and ran to the office area outside to look around. Long Fei was a little emotional, this office was so nicely decorated, he
The feeling at this time was a bit strange, it was almost the same as when he first entered school. To be honest, he had never had a serious class in school in his entire life, let alone worked in an office like this.
Long Fei felt that his current smile must be very charming. He had looked in the mirror at home, and he was fascinated anyway, so he kept smiling with the more than 20 men and women in uniform, but it was a pity that even his smile was a little bit...
Even though he was cramping, no one paid any attention to him, so he was doing whatever he was supposed to do. Even except for the occasional person answering the phone, the office area was surprisingly quiet.
They are all talented people. Look how high their quality is!
Long Fei sighed.
But thinking that he could be like them, put on a vest and suddenly become a white-collar worker, Long Fei felt a little proud, and naturally his neck was raised higher. What does it look like? Like a rooster crowing in the morning, this metaphor
Very vivid.
Long Fei felt that he was a little bit shocked. He had always thought that he was quite popular. Even if he wasn't the kind of god who made women fall in love with him at first sight, at least he shouldn't be like this.
He tried to maintain a good relationship with these colleagues with a smile on his face, but he ended up with a hot face and a cold butt, so he felt that he was indeed a failure.
Fortunately, Long Fei's willpower was relatively strong, and he seemed to become more courageous with each defeat. Since the smile he managed to maintain could not impress these young heroes, he had no choice but to use his secret weapon.
What is Long Fei's secret weapon? Of course it's his foul mouth.
The mouth has many functions. Long Fei mainly develops three functions. One is to tease women's vagina during sex scenes, the other is to flatter others to please them, and the third is to fight with others. Long Fei has practiced these three functions for a long time.
He has become proficient. As for the functions of eating, although Long Fei is practicing every day, he increasingly finds that he is regressing. When he was a child, he could eat anything, but now he is becoming more and more picky about food.
With his sharp tongue, he finally opened a gap with the front desk girl. However, although the front desk girl couldn't help laughing, she seemed worried that her whispers with Long Fei would be exposed by someone in a certain room who was interviewing Carina Lau.
The boss heard this, so he kept asking Long Fei to stop talking, so as not to affect everyone's work. Although she had been working here for a while, her relationship with this group of new college students was relatively harmonious, but there was a huge distance between them.
, it’s hard to guarantee that no one will snitch behind his back.
Long Fei was also obedient and finally deceived the little girl at the front desk with her mobile phone number. When he saw the door to the general manager's office opened, he obediently shut his mouth. He could lose face in front of these employees, but he didn't want to be in front of them.
Long Fei has never done anything like losing face in front of Zhu Mengyao and being embarrassed in front of a stunning beauty, and he has always been relatively calm, yes, calm.
With only a quick glance at Zhu Mengyao, the door was quietly closed. Liu Jialin, who had closed the door, walked over to Long Fei with a happy face and pouted at Long Fei with some pride. It seemed that she had passed the interview.
Sure enough, the front desk lady's phone rang, and when she put down the phone, Liu Jialin walked up to Long Fei, ignored Long Fei, and smiled and whispered to the young lady at the front desk: "Hello, Miss Yu, I'm here.
Where to work?”
Oh, Long Fei nodded. The girl at the front desk turned out to be named Yu. No wonder she had a strange look on her face when he boasted that he was a master at cooking fish just now.
Xiao Yu smiled and brought Liu Jialin to an empty desk. Long Fei noticed that when Liu Jialin walked past him, she deliberately raised her head and chest. However, this did not hit Long Fei, but made her
Long Fei stared at the former's chest more intently. Damn it, I made a mistake. I guess it's 36d now. Failure. What a failure. How could I make a mistake?
Long Fei noticed that every desk is equipped with a computer. This thing Long Fei knows how to use. He often uses this thing to fish for girls online, but he has always failed and never succeeded. Now Long Fei is a little happy.
, it turns out that working is so fun, you can catch beautiful women while working, what a great job, as for the salary, that is not important, we are rich people.
"Is it my turn now?" Long Fei smiled and walked to Zhu Mengyao's office.
As a result, Xiao Yu stopped him again. Maybe she and Long Fei had just had a good chat, so the little girl took Long Fei's hand aside anxiously, regardless of her shyness, and whispered in a low voice: "How can you go to the interview like this?
Even if our Mr. Zhu is eager for talents, you don’t have a diploma or even a profile. How can you be hired by the company? Otherwise, how about you go home and bring your diploma and come back? There’s no need for your resume.
Just fill it out here when you come."
"But I don't have a diploma." Long Fei was a little grateful. It seems that flattery is indeed a fatal weapon for women. We just complimented her a few times on her beauty, and she actually took such good care of us. It can be seen that she
But she really cares about me.
"You don't have a diploma? Where's your diploma?" Xiao Yu frowned, looking even more anxious than Long Fei.
"I didn't even go to elementary school, where did I get my diploma? No, no, no, no, I'm studying at Jiaotong University now." Long Fei saw that his explanation made Xiao Yu look confused, and it was indeed a bit confusing when he thought about it.
How can you go to university without going to elementary school? You can also go to Jiaotong University. This is really hard to convince people, but this is the truth. Even if it is the truth, generally no one believes it, but the truth is the truth. Long Fei is a good boy. Although
I am not very honest sometimes, but my attitude of seeking truth from facts is still there.
"Forget it, I can't tell you clearly, I'll just tell you, I'm here to report for work." Long Fei confessed.
Xiao Yu was stunned and exclaimed: "So you were recruited by Mr. Zhu in the talent market, but you are still a college student? By the way, you didn't lie to me, did you?"
Long Fei wanted to cry, little girl, do I look like a liar? It's rare for me to tell the truth, but it's so hard for you to trust me?
"Really, if you don't believe me, you can ask Mr. Zhu or Meng Ling." Long Fei felt extremely wronged.
When he heard that Long Fei actually knew Mengling, the assistant to the general manager, he was convinced by Long Fei's words and felt a little happy on his face. Maybe he was also happy that he would have a colleague who could often tell him jokes in the future. He said with some curiosity: "
By the way, what position are you applying for?"
"I don't know, whatever. As long as I'm not allowed to clean the toilet, anything else is fine." Long Fei waved his hand.
Long Fei was still telling the truth, but it became a lie in Xiao Yu's ears. You came to work and you didn't know what you were doing. She had already been defeated by Long Fei, and simply said: "I treat you very well."
I'm speechless, just wait, I'll report to Mr. Zhu and let her make arrangements for you."
When she came out again, Xiao Yu's eyes changed when she looked at Long Fei. She was a little strange and confused. She really didn't understand why the beautiful boss of the company was so surprised when she heard that Long Fei was coming. She was so surprised.
Now, the Mengling assistant who is also a beautiful woman seems to be a little happy. Could it be that they have fallen in love with Long Fei? It’s not like that. Although Long Fei is neatly dressed, he doesn’t look like a handsome guy. He looks very lustful when he smiles.
Yes, yes, it's like lust, no, it's not like that, it's just a piece of shit.
When Xiao Yu led Long Fei in, he felt guilty, as if he had brought a hungry wolf into the flock.
"Long Fei, are you really here? I thought you were joking. Come on, please sit down." Zhu Mengyao stood up in person and welcomed Long Fei to the sofa on one side to sit down, then faced Meng who was sitting in another corner of the room.
Ling smiled and said: "Xiao Ling, let's make a cup of coffee for Long Fei - oh, forget it, I'll do it myself." Zhu Mengyao seemed to be really happy for Long Fei's arrival.
Mengling stood up and said with a smile: "It's up to me. I know that Long Fei likes to drink tea. I have tea here."
"Ah?!" Zhu Mengyao was stunned, her heart moved, and she smiled: "It turns out you were already prepared, haha."
The only two senior executives of the company are now entertaining him warmly. Long Fei's vanity has been unprecedentedly satisfied. It feels so good to be served by beautiful women, even if he is not in bed, it is the same in the office. Oh, I didn't make it clear.
Please don’t misunderstand me. Let’s put it bluntly: “Waiting” does not necessarily refer to trivial matters between men and women, right?
Long Fei chuckled and said, "What? Mr. Zhu doesn't seem to be ready to accept me as a new employee?"
"No, we're afraid that we won't be able to invite you. Of course we welcome you. I'm really hungry for talents right now." Zhu Mengyao said with a smile.
Long Fei laughed, his eyes rolled around, and he began to look at the office. At the same time, he also looked at the two beauties. They were dressed the same and had similar temperaments. Their equal beauty posed a problem to Long Fei, who was more beautiful?
Woolen cloth?
He regrets it now. If he had known it, he would not have let Mengling go. He should have called her earlier. Someone else took the initiative to send it to her door. However, it seems that her phone number is indeed not saved, and it is indeed her phone number.
I forgot about it. Fortunately, it doesn't matter. God still takes good care of itself. Others said that the cooked duck flew away, but now the flying duck has returned.
"Long Fei, what's wrong with you?" Zhu Mengyao said with a little displeasure in her heart when she saw that Long Fei not only did not drink the tea made by Mengling, but instead followed Mengling for a long time without looking back.
ah?!
"Mr. Zhu, your office is so big, so spacious!" Long Fei said subconsciously. It is indeed very spacious. In addition to two sets of desks, there is a set of sofas next to it, and people can actually move in. Long Fei
It was really a big deal, but when Zhu Mengyao heard these words, the taste changed.
In fact, this office is not big enough. Compared with a really big office, it is a bit shabby.
"Long Fei, you are now a member of our company. Don't laugh at your own company. Although our office is still small now, when we develop well, we can just change to a better office space."
Zhu Mengyao's face turned slightly red.
Long Fei was stunned. Seeing that Zhu Mengyao didn't seem to be joking, his face turned red and he said sarcastically: "I'm sorry, I'm really embarrassed. Well, I, this is my first time entering the office. I've never been here before.
Farming place, so, that, hehe."
Khan, these days, even if you have never eaten pork, you have seen pigs running away, and there is a weirdo like Long Fei? The two women looked at Long Fei with strange expressions.
But the next few questions made Zhu Mengyao and Mengling almost faint.
"What school did you graduate from?"
"I haven't even gone to kindergarten. I've only been in school for one semester. Oh, even if I tell you, you don't understand. Let's put it this way, I'm a student at Jiaotong University."
"What major are you studying?"
"Oh, I forgot, let me think about it, oh, I remember, it seems to be some kind of acting department, right? It's the kind of person who can make movies after studying."
Black lines began to appear on the faces of the two women, and they felt like they were about to fall.
However, Zhu Mengyao took a sip of water, held her hands on the table to prevent herself from fainting, and asked weakly: "Then what kind of job do you think you will do? You can choose any position in our company, such as customs declaration
,Such as finance, such as——”
Shaking his head, Long Fei smiled bitterly and said, "I don't know anything."
"Then what do you think-" Zhu Mengyao's heart couldn't bear it anymore.
"I want to do a job, but I'm afraid you won't agree." Long Fei suddenly laughed.
"It's okay, just tell me, I will seriously consider it, and basically I will agree to it." Zhu Mengyao said with difficulty, as long as you don't take my position, I can let you do anything. Anyway, we are repaying the favor, and it is not true.
I'm counting on you to help the company.
Long Fei smiled and said: "I want to be your assistant. No, no, I said it incorrectly. I am a secretary, the kind of secretary who can take care of your life and meet any of your needs, including work and physical.
No, no, no, I said it wrong, in life."
With two bangs, Meng Ling fell to the ground first, and Zhu Mengyao's patience was limited, so she fell to the ground next.
"Damn it, no way, are you just joking?" Long Fei opened his eyes wide.
----------The legendary dividing line--------------------- "Colleagues, please stop for a moment!" Zhu Mengyao and Ye Qian looked at each other.
Having recovered, the confident and elegant smiles returned to their faces again, they clapped their hands, and Zhu Mengyao's voice was full of authority but without losing intimacy.
All the employees looked up as if they had just discovered Long Fei and the others.
"Liu Jialin, please come here, everyone, please stand up!"
"Mr. Zhu, are you looking for me?" Liu Jialin saw Long Fei standing carelessly between the two beauties Zhu Mengyao and Mengling. She was a little surprised, a little dissatisfied, and even a little panicked. Maybe in her opinion, Long Fei
She probably joined the company through nepotism, but she didn't understand how the two beautiful bosses could be so blind. Couldn't they see that Long Fei was a sheep in wolf's clothing? No, that's wrong, in wolf's clothing.
A wolf in sheep's clothing, big**!
Nodding, Zhu Mengyao said with a smile: "Let me introduce two new colleagues to you. This is Miss Liu Jialin, who has the same name as the famous star. We must help each other and work hard together in the future. The company depends on you."
"Hello everyone, I hope you will take care of me!" Liu Jialin seemed to have quite a bit of work experience, so she quickly bowed to everyone and then smiled slightly.
A man is excited. Damn it, why is there another beautiful woman in the company? Isn’t this exciting for us? But it’s okay, the two bosses have little chance. Liu Jialin still has a chance, and she has the same name as a famous star. Hey, what if
I can push it down, but I wonder if I can find the feeling of a roll call star?
Some people are jealous, and some people are dissatisfied. Who is that wretched man with a squinting face? How can he stand next to our goddess and still be so close? Isn’t this an act of atonement for the goddess? I am only doing this for these two goddesses.
I didn’t come here just to make money. We are top students from Fudan University and have experience. It turns out that the salary in the company is much higher than here. But I have to thank my dinosaur girlfriend. If I hadn’t accompanied her to the job market, how could we have done it?
Discover the goddess? How can I have the chance to sit here?