Chapter 145: Escape Lesson Xiao Tianming spread the charcoal ash that was still hot after burning on the ground, and then put a layer of soft leaves on it. Although it was not as good as the soft couch in the hotel, he still slept well all night.
It felt warm and comfortable. Ouyang Zhi always had a slight smile on her face.
There was no alarm, and the crisp chirping of birds replaced the mechanical alarm, waking up Ouyang Zhi after a peaceful night's sleep.
Ouyang Zhi stretched herself out comfortably. When she saw Xiao Tianming sleeping next to him, still drooling and dreaming, he couldn't bear to disturb him. He quietly walked out of the cave and went to the river to wash up. Ouyang Zhi looked at the reflection in the river.
The face in the clear river water showed a confident smile. The face in the water was a face that many girls envied. In the past, Ouyang Zhi always dismissed her own beauty. Sometimes, it was because others paid too much attention to herself.
Ouyang Zhi ignored her own abilities and regarded beauty as a stumbling block to success. Now, this view is changing unconsciously. Ouyang Zhi has phoenix eyes, willow eyebrows, cherry mouth, and oval face. She looks at the reflection in her hand and thinks narcissistically.
The ancestors created these words tailor-made for themselves, and they can directly copy these words to themselves without thinking in their heads. Ouyang Zhi turned her head and glanced at Xiao Tianming, who was still sleeping, and blushed.
After Ouyang Zhi finished washing, she added some firewood to the fire and started it again. Then she rolled up her trouser legs, took the wooden fork made by Xiao Tianming, and went down to the river to fish. She hoped that she could fish in some before Xiao Tianming got up.
Fish for breakfast today.
Although Ouyang Zhi pretended to be decent, she actually didn't use it properly. There were many fish in the river, but Ouyang Zhi didn't get even one. She looked at the fish and always missed it.
Fish can always escape Ouyang Zhi's vicious hands smoothly.
"Huh! There are so many fish here, I can't believe that I can't encounter a few fish that are very unlucky!" Ouyang Zhi was annoyed by the fish in the water, and he randomly inserted the wooden fork back and forth into the water to fish.
The baby was not plugged in, and water splashed all over his clothes.
"Xiao Zhi, are you inserting a fish or stirring up the water? Do you want to muddy the water first and then fish in troubled waters?" Ouyang Zhi's movements became louder and louder, waking up Xiao Tianming who was sleeping.
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"Fuck you! I kindly went down to the river to catch fish for you to make breakfast, but you stood on the shore and made sarcastic remarks. You are simply a bastard, a bastard worse than a bastard." Ouyang Zhi was thinking in her heart.
Xiao Tianming managed to catch the will-o'-the-wisp. As he said that, Ouyang Zhi threw the wooden fork in his hand towards Xiao Tianming. Fortunately, Xiao Tianming reacted in time and caught it firmly.
"You can do it yourself! I don't want to accompany you anymore." Ouyang Zhi jumped out of the river angrily and sat on the ground to put on her shoes and socks.
"I'll do it, I'll do it. You watch on the shore what I do." Xiao Tianming was not angry with Ouyang Zhi. He took off his shoes and socks, rolled up his trouser legs, made a proud face towards Ouyang Zhi, and walked in with a wooden fork.
River.
The river water was a bit cold in the morning, so Xiao Tianming planned to make a quick decision and shoot the rod quickly after identifying the target, without waiting for the fish in the water to react.
"Due to refraction in the water, the actual position of the fish is different from what you observe. Therefore, the position of your hand must be pushed a little further forward than the target you are observing." Xiao Tianming said without stopping, as long as he aimed accurately.
Take action decisively to reach the target.
In less than a quarter of an hour, Xiao Tianming had already harvested four fish trophies, much faster than last night.
"It seems that it is better to insert fish as early as possible! The earlier the fish is, the better it will be." Xiao Tianming was busy with his hands and kept talking.
Ouyang Zhi looked at Xiao Tianming's proud face and gritted her teeth with anger, wishing that the fish in the river would swallow him up. However, in front of Xiao Tianming's increasing trophies, she could not refute, so she had to squat on the bank and clasp her hands.
He kept cheering for the fish in the river, praying that the fish would not be poisoned by Xiao Tianming, and play with Xiao Tianming as well as he played with her.
The wish was good, but it was too different from reality. Not only did Xiao Tianming not slow down because of Ouyang Zhi's curse, but he worked harder and smoother. Before he knew it, the loot on the shore had piled up into a hill.
There are eight or nine large and small ones.
It is an unwise behavior to fish in a dry lake. Xiao Tianming is not stupid and knows how to harvest as soon as he sees a good fish. When he saw that the fish were enough to eat, he did not continue. Xiao Tianming put away the wooden fork and walked from the river to the shore with a proud look on his face.
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"Still according to the division of labor last night, you go and set up the grill, and I'll carve up the fish." Xiao Tianming put on his shoes and socks and said to Ouyang Zhi.
"Why should we divide the work as you said?" Ouyang Zhi widened his eyes and said dissatisfied, "This time, let's change it."
Xiao Tianming looked Ouyang Zhi up and down and asked suspiciously: "Are you sure you know how to kill fish? Have you killed fish before?"
"You've never killed a fish before. Didn't you see how pigs kill fish last night? Give me the knife and you go and set up the grill." Ouyang Zhi glared at Xiao Tianming fiercely, then opened her palm and asked Xiao Tianming for the dagger.
Under Ouyang Zhi's strong request, Xiao Tianming had no choice but to hand the dagger to her, and walked back to the cave to set up the grill. Before leaving, he did not forget to explain to Ouyang Zhi: "My knife is very sharp, be careful when using it."
Some, don’t cut your hands.”
"I know, why are you so long-winded?" Ouyang Zhi said impatiently, but in his heart he was happy with Xiao Tianming's concern, "He has never given me such long-winded instructions before."
As the saying goes, after three hundred and sixty years of practice, one will be number one. If you are not a person in that line of work, don’t do that line of work. The seemingly simple fish killing is extremely difficult for a layman like Ouyang Zhi to do. Otherwise, the fish is not caught firmly.
slipped from the hand to the ground; otherwise
I just didn't know where to start the knife, so I grabbed the fish and chopped it violently. The back of the fish was scarred by Ouyang Zhi's knife, but the internal organs in the belly of the fish were intact. After setting up the grill, Xiao Tianming stood and peeked from a distance.
I couldn't stand it any longer, so I had to walk over.
"Miss, are you dissecting the fish or venting your anger?" Xiao Tianming looked with sympathy at the poor fish that was chopped to pieces by Ouyang Zhi. Apart from expressing regret, he didn't know.
Should Ouyang Zhi be condemned?
"I'm teaching this fish a lesson with blood!" Ouyang Zhi held a dagger in his hand and fired back at Xiao Tianming without showing any signs of weakness.
"I wonder what class Teacher Ouyang takes?" Xiao Tianming said in cooperation with Ouyang Zhi.
"Escape lesson!" Ouyang Zhili said confidently to Xiao Tianming.
"Then I wonder what Teacher Ouyang is talking about in this escape class?" The corner of Xiao Tianming's mouth trembled a few times, and Xiao Tianming mustered up the courage to ask Ouyang Zhi for advice.
"Escape class, escape class, as the name suggests, is of course an escape! You don't even know this." Ouyang Zhi glanced at Xiao Tianming with an air of "You can't teach a kid" and explained helplessly, "This fish can't even
I can't even dodge your wooden fork, I'll be beaten by you
It was thrust out of the river, don't you think its escape skills are not up to par? If its escape skills were passable, do you think it would be lying here bloody instead of swimming happily in the river?
?Now, you know it!”
"..." Xiao Tianming raised his head and looked at the sky speechlessly, and finally understood Ouyang Zhi's good intentions: She spared such a big mistake, so it turned out that she was trying to scold herself for not being smart enough to insert fish. However, she
It seems that they have forgotten a very important point: although these fish did not escape their own wooden fork, they escaped her wooden fork...
"I'll finish the class here, and you can do the rest." Ouyang Zhi clapped her hands, handed the dagger to Xiao Tianming, and left.
"Teacher Ouyang, I don't know if I should continue to teach them escape lessons, or give them anatomy lessons?" Xiao Tianming said to Ouyang Zhitao with a smile.
"Whatever! I just need to eat grilled fish in half an hour." Ouyang Zhi said to Xiao Tianming expressionlessly.
Xiao Tianming rolled his eyes at Ouyang Zhi, picked up the dagger and skillfully scraped off the fish scales.
Seeing Ouyang Zhi's confusion, Xiao Tianming couldn't help but explain to him: "These are fish scales! It's best to scrape them before eating, otherwise it will cause indigestion. In addition to scraping the fish scales, you must also remove the internal organs from the belly of the fish. The internal organs
There is gall inside, so be sure not to break it when cutting the fish open. Otherwise, the fish will taste like Coptis chinensis and taste terribly bitter."
"I didn't expect you, a boy, to understand this." Ouyang Zhi praised Xiao Tianming for a rare time.
"That's right! However, these are just basic common sense. I know more than you think." Xiao Tianming said narcissistically.
"Tch! Give you some sea water, you really want to flood it!" Ouyang Zhi rolled her eyes at Xiao Tianming, then turned to Xiao Tianming and said solemnly, "Xiao Tianming, I hope you can answer my question honestly and don't make fun of me.
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"What question do you ask so solemnly?" Xiao Tianming thought for a while, looked at Ouyang Zhi with a strange expression and asked, "You wouldn't ask me if I am a cn, would you? If it is this question, I will not answer you.
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"Get out! Do you think I'm such a boring and perverted person?" Ouyang Zhi kicked Xiao Tianming angrily, knocking Xiao Tianming to the ground while he was squatting.
"It's okay if it's not, it's okay if it's not!" Xiao Tianming breathed an exaggerated sigh of relief and sat directly on the ground.
Ouyang Zhi rolled her eyes at Xiao Tianming again and asked seriously: "Xiao Tianming, do you boys think that all girls should be able to cook?"
Xiao Tianming looked Ouyang Zhi up and down, and felt that she was indeed fine before asking weakly: "Why do you ask that?"
"It's nothing, I just thought of it for a moment." Ouyang Zhi concealed it embarrassingly, "In the past, Bai Lu always blamed me for not being able to cook, saying..."
"Are you saying that if you don't know how to cook, you won't be able to get married in the future?" Xiao Tianming said with a smile.
"How do you know?" Ouyang Zhi asked Xiao Tianming with a frown.
"Having been with that crazy girl Bai Lu for a long time, I know it without thinking about it. She also told me that I can't cook and will not be able to marry a wife in the future." Xiao Tianming smiled nonchalantly.
"What do you think?" Ouyang Zhi asked Xiao Tianming persistently.
"What about cooking?" Xiao Tianming smiled and said casually, "It's best for girls to know how to cook. But it doesn't matter if you can't. There are so many restaurants now anyway."