Chapter 197 Drunk No matter what the financial situation is, the New Year’s dinner is always more abundant than usual. Although most of the delicious, delicious and delicious dishes have been placed on most of the table, the dean is still serving the dishes. The faces on everyone’s faces
They are all filled with bright smiles, but the happiest ones are the little ghosts. The little ghosts got New Year gifts, wore new clothes, and now have so much delicious food to eat. Is it strange that they are not happy?
Dongfang Yi pointed to the three dishes in front of Xiao Tianming and asked Xiao Tianming playfully: "Tianming, these three dishes were made by the dean, Sister Xuan and me respectively. I want to test you, what do you think of these three dishes?"
Which dish is the best among the dishes?”
"Xiaoyi, Tianming has never tasted your and my dishes. Isn't this difficult for him?" The dean spoke for Xiao Tianming.
Murong Xuan retorted: "Dean, I think it's better if you haven't tasted it. Then you don't have to worry about him saying flattery."
Under the strong request of the two women, Xiao Tianming reluctantly picked up the chopsticks, took one chopstick from each plate and put it into his mouth.
"After you tasted it, which dish do you think is more delicious?" Murong Xuan asked Xiao Tianming curiously.
"All three dishes are delicious!" Xiao Tianming tried to cover up, but how could the two determined women let him go so easily? Dongfang Yi pretended to be serious and insisted on telling Xiao Tianming which dish was the most delicious.
, which dish is the most unpalatable?
Xiao Tianming had no choice but to speculate based on his own feelings and the cooking styles of the three people: "The three dishes were all very well done, much better than what I cooked yesterday. As for the best... I think this dish of fried tomatoes
Eggs taste the most pleasant. This may be related to my liking for tomatoes!"
"It seems that he knows his stuff! This dish was fried by the dean, and the heat was very suitable." Murong Xuan nodded and said.
A cunning look flashed in Dongfang Yi's eyes, and then she asked Xiao Tianming: "I once heard you say that my aunt's craftsmanship is also very good. So I don't know whether it is the dean's craftsmanship or my aunt's craftsmanship that is better?
"
This question was extremely tricky. According to Dongfang Yi's usually kind-hearted person, Xiao Tianming didn't believe that this was Dongfang Yi's idea. It must have been Murong Xuan who encouraged Dongfang Yi to ask this question in order to wash away Xiao Tianming. No matter that Dongfang Yi asked it
,
Xiao Tianming had no choice but to answer. Although the dean was skilled in craftsmanship, there was still a big gap compared to Nangong Yu. However, Xiao Tianming would not tell the truth now. After thinking about it, he said: "The dean and my mother's
The craftsmanship is equally divided, and each has its own strengths."
"What if..." Dongfang Yi continued to ask, but was interrupted by the dean: "The dishes are almost cold, let's start eating! When Tianming and Xuan'er came, they brought two bottles of fine wine.
I'll get it and let Tianming and Third Brother have a few drinks with the old uncle."
The dean took a big cup and poured a cup for the old uncle. The old uncle raised the cup and filled half the cup in one breath.
"Old uncle, how is it? Is this wine to your liking?" Dongfang Yi asked the old uncle.
"The wine is good, but not intoxicating enough." The old uncle put down his glass and said calmly.
The dean poured half of the glasses for his third uncle and Xiao Tianming, and poured a little more for Xiaoyi, Murong Xuan and himself: "Today is the New Year, let's all drink a little. Come, let's clink glasses and wish you all the best.
All the best in the new year.”
In order to have a good drink with their old uncle, Xiao Tianming and his third uncle gave full play to the spirit of risking their lives to accompany a gentleman and drank two large glasses of liquor. After lunch, the two of them fell drunk on the sofa before they had time to enter the bedroom.
.In the end, there were still three women
They worked hard together to get them to the bed. On the contrary, the old uncle who drank the most did not do anything except blushing. Looking at the intoxicated Xiao Tianming and his third uncle, he kept shaking his head with a look on his face.
There was a hint of disappointment.
After the kids finished eating, they went out to play with other children of the same age. The dean, Dongfang Yi and Murong Xuan cleared away the dishes. The dean went upstairs to rest, while Dongfang Yi and Murong Xuan were sitting next to the old uncle.
Under his guidance, I practiced boxing all afternoon.
When it got dark and it was time for dinner, Murong Xuan went to call Xiao Tianming, but Xiao Tianming was still sleeping in bed.
"Get up, lazy pig!" Murong Xuan pinched Xiao Tianming's nostrils before bringing Xiao Tianming back from Duke Zhou.
Xiao Tianming walked up from the bed, wiped his hazy sleepy eyes, yawned and asked, "Xuan'er, when will it be?"
"It's already tomorrow!" Murong Xuan rolled her eyes at Xiao Tianming and said angrily, "Thank you for claiming that you have a good capacity for drinking. You two are drinking with the old uncle. The old uncle is fine, but you and your third uncle are drunk and unconscious.
personnel."
"It's not that I can't do it, it's just that the enemy is too powerful." Xiao Tianming smiled bitterly at Murong Xuan, "It's not like you haven't seen it. It's because the old uncle is too powerful. It's not that my third uncle and I have different drinking abilities. I haven't seen it since I grew up.
He’s never been this strong after drinking.”
"You're still looking for excuses when you're drunk! You slept like a dead pig in the afternoon. You don't even know how many times your phone rang." Murong Xuan said.
"Have you missed your phone?" Xiao Tianming took out his phone and looked at it. There were two missed calls and several unread text messages on the phone.
"Looking at you smiling so happily, those calls couldn't be from beautiful women, right?" Murong Xuan said jealously.
"Please! The calls were made by my mother and my grandfather. They were probably asking me how I was doing during the Chinese New Year. Next time, can you ask clearly before you get jealous!" Xiao Tianming said, before Murong
Xuan's face took a sip of fragrance, and Tao Kan said with a smile, "But you look really good when you are jealous. Pouting your lips feels like an innocent little girl who has been wronged."
"Screw you! Who's jealous of you? I'm just protecting my things." Murong Xuan said harshly.
Xiao Tianming smiled and said to Murong Xuan, "Guarding things? Then I wonder how Miss Murong protects her things?"
"It depends on what it is. Take you for example!" Murong Xuan rolled her eyes and said playfully, "If you dare to change your mind, be flirtatious, and have an affair with another woman..."
Xiao Tianming interjected: "Words like "transferring love and being flirtatious" seem to be used to describe your women, right?"
"Don't interrupt! Nowadays we advocate equality between men and women. Why can't we describe your men as being affectionate and flirtatious?" Murong Xuan glared at Xiao Tianming, pressed her lips with her finger and said, "If you dare to go behind my back and talk to someone else,
Women are messing around..."
"Then what?" Xiao Tianming smiled nonchalantly, "Leave me without saying a word?"
"Do you think you are so cheap?" Murong Xuan said angrily.
"Kill me or... kill my little brother?" Xiao Tianming smiled evilly at Murong Xuan.
Murong Xuan shook her head and said seriously: "These punishments for you are not enough. My punishment is not that light."
"Then what are you going to do?" Xiao Tianming's interest was suddenly aroused by Murong Xuan, and he asked Murong Xuan with a smile.
Murong Xuan said seriously to Xiao Tianming: "If you betray my feelings one day, I will make you regret it for the rest of your life. I will leave without saying goodbye while carrying your child, and then bring him up alone. If it is a boy, I will
Just tell him that you are his father-killing enemy and let him kill you; if it is a girl, I will let her seduce you and make you do something..."
"Holy shit! You can think of such a poisonous way. No wonder people often say that women are the most poisonous people." Xiao Tianming said in surprise.
Murong Xuan said calmly: "You are unkind, so I will be unjust to you. As long as you don't do anything sorry for me..."
"Although your idea is good, you seem to have forgotten the most important point..." Xiao Tianming leaned into Murong Xuan's ear and whispered with a wicked smile on his face, "Without my little brother's help,
How did you give birth to a child?"
Murong Xuan's pretty face turned red and she punched Xiao Tian with a pink fist: "Without you, wouldn't I be able to undergo artificial insemination?"
"Even if you do it manually, don't you still have to borrow a dick from me?" Xiao Tianming held down Murong Xuan's fists, hugged Murong Xuan in his arms, and whispered into her ear, "How about now?
I'll give you some dick? We haven't had one for a long time..."
"Ah!" Dongfang Yi screamed and immediately attracted the attention of Xiao Tianming and Murong Xuan. No matter how good her psychological quality was, Murong Xuan's face was red and hot at this time. She glared at Xiao Tianming angrily and put her hand on his hand.
He was given a strong tug on his waist.
"I'm sorry to disturb you. I didn't see anything, please continue!" Dongfang Yi's face was also red and hot, and she stood there awkwardly, neither leaving nor staying.
Compared to the embarrassment of the two women, although Xiao Tianming felt a little embarrassed in his heart, he still calmly said to Dongfang Yi: "Xuan'er's ears are itchy. I was blowing her ears just now. Xiaoyi, what do you have?
Something?"
"Ah...it's time to eat below. I'll tell you to go down to eat." Dongfang Yi obviously didn't believe Xiao Tianming's explanation, glanced at the two of them ambiguously, turned around and walked out.
"It's all you! Why do you want me to raise my head in front of Xiaoyi?" Murong Xuan got angry thinking about it, reached out and punched Xiao Tianming hard, stood up, straightened her clothes, and walked out of the bedroom.
"Hey! Even if you drink cold water, your teeth will be blocked!" Xiao Tianming followed Murong Xuan out of the bedroom.
When the two of them walked to the dining room, other people had already taken their seats.
"Sit down quickly! After dinner, we will go to the village committee to watch the Spring Festival Gala." The dean handed the chopsticks to Xiao Tianming and Murong Xuan.
Xiao Tianming asked in confusion: "Why do we go to the village committee to watch the Spring Festival Gala? Don't we have a TV at home?"
"You can watch it at home, but it's more lively when everyone sits in the big house of the village committee and watches together. After watching the Spring Festival Gala, fireworks are also set off. This is one of the traditions of our village." Dongfang Yi explained to Xiao Tianming,