Chapter 335: Fatal Embarrassment In many cases, whether you can help or not is not the most important thing. The important thing is not to be a disservice.
Xiao Tianming originally only needed half an hour to cook, but with the help of Hua Xilan, who was absolutely novice at cooking, Xiao Tianming cooked for more than an hour. When he took the vegetable bowl out of the kitchen, the clock on the wall had already read
It's half past twelve now.
Perhaps because it was her first time cooking, Hua Xilan looked at the food on the table and smelled the fragrant smell. A rare glimmer of sunshine appeared on her frosty face. But before eating, she couldn't help but ask: "These things
Can you eat it?"
Xiao Tianming rolled his eyes at Hua Xilan, then picked up his chopsticks and started eating. Sometimes, actions are more direct than words.
Seeing that Xiao Tianming was not afraid, Hua Xilan also picked up the chopsticks and put a chopstick into her mouth. An excited smile suddenly appeared on her face: "I didn't expect this food to be so delicious. It's even better than the food cooked by the chefs in restaurants outside."
eat."
"You know what you're doing, little girl! The chefs outside can't compare to my ancestral cooking skills." Xiao Tianming said with a proud smile.
However, Xiao Tianming did not feel proud for long, and the smile condensed on his face.
"I didn't expect cooking to be so easy! When I have time, I will buy a cookbook and learn how to cook. Today, I ate the food you cooked, and I'll treat it to you the next day." Hua Xilan's words were like a line from the sky.
The thunder suddenly struck Xiao Tian, making him burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.
Xiao Tianming wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and smiled bitterly at Hua Xilan: "Let's talk about this later. It's best not to mention it forever."
"Don't worry, my food won't poison you. At most, it will poison you to death." Hua Xilan was in a good mood at this time, and even joked with Xiao Tianming. No wonder some people say that women don't belong.
Animals belong to mood.
After all the fuss in the kitchen, Xiao Tianming was already hungry. Filling his stomach was the most important thing, so he naturally would not defend himself. On the contrary, Hua Xilan ate very slowly. She had to savor every bite of food, for fear that there would be no food left.
It was a waste of time to taste the taste. The final result was that Xiao Tianming swept away the fallen leaves with the force of autumn wind and killed everyone. Before Hua Xilan had eaten half of the meal, the food was gone.
Hua Xilan didn't care about Xiao Tianming, and she ate the rice soaked in oil soup with gusto, as if she was eating delicacies from the mountains and seas.
After finishing the meal, Hua Xilan still had a conscience and took the initiative to pick up the dishes and chopsticks and walked into the kitchen. Even though Hua Xilan is a novice at cooking, she is a good hand at washing dishes.
Five minutes later, Hua Xilan walked out of the kitchen.
The two established a revolutionary friendship in the kitchen, and they talked more while sitting on the sofa to rest. It was not as awkward as before eating. Xiao Tianming was even moved to tears and cried out to God,
Hua Xilan actually peeled an apple for him.
"Eating some fruit after a meal will help digestion." Hua Xilan handed the peeled apple to the flattered Xiao Tianming.
While eating an apple, Hua Xilan asked Xiao Tianming: "Your cooking skills are so good, where did you learn them?"
"Self-taught without a teacher, self-taught!" Xiao Tianming coaxingly said to Hua Xilan.
"Bragging!" Hua Xilan glared at Xiao Tianming with disdain, seeing that there was nothing she could do if he didn't say anything.
Xiao Tianming rested for a while, and when he saw that the time was almost up, he was about to leave. After all, it is not the case for a man and a woman to live together in the same room. Although the handsome guy Xiao boasts that his thoughts are as pure as a piece of white paper, and his actions are even more pure.
Pure and pure.
Unexpectedly, Hua Xilan said to Xiao Tianming: "Why are you going back so early? Let's go to my room to exercise."
The handsome guy Xiao who was as pure as a piece of white paper was immediately petrified when he heard these words. These words are really too strong!
Hua Xilan saw Xiao Tianming's expression and knew that he had misunderstood, so she hurriedly explained: "Don't think wrongly! You have good skills, I just want to take this opportunity to compete with you. My room is not my room.
.Don’t get me wrong.”
"Did I misunderstand? Did I misunderstand? Anyone who hears your words will misunderstand." Xiao Tianming thought to himself.
Finally, at Hua Xilan's insistence, Xiao Tianming had no choice but to follow him into the room that said "My room is not my room".
This room was filled with various sports equipment, just like a small practice room. Xiao Tianming finally understood that the room Hua Xilan mentioned was not her bedroom, but her practice room.
"This training room is not bad! Let's have a competition?" Xiao Tianming said to Hua Xilan with a smile.
Hua Xilan shook her head at Xiao Tianming and said seriously: "I know I am not your opponent. Even if we fight, it doesn't mean much. I let you in just to let you teach me a few tricks. I hope you can
Agree to my request."
"My skills are only superficial." Xiao Da, a handsome man, rarely showed humility to a beautiful woman. "However, if you really want to learn, I can teach you a few very practical grappling techniques. You policemen arrest the enemy.
, using the grappling hand is the most appropriate."
Hua Xilan nodded, stood aside, and showed Xiao Tianming the space.
"You have to see clearly!" Xiao Tianming used a series of dazzling moves with a "swish" sound.
"I adapted this based on the Shaolin Master. Do you see clearly?" Xiao Tianming turned around and asked Hua Xilan.
Hua Xilan shook her head and said to Xiao Tianming truthfully: "You hit it too fast, I didn't see it clearly for a moment."
"Then this time, I'll just hit slower." Xiao Tianming slowed down his attack speed and hit again.
"This time, I can see things more clearly. However, I can't remember all the moves." Hua Xilan said with a frown.
Xiao Tianming smiled and said: "Although this set of grappling hands only has twelve moves, the changes in each move are extremely rich. If you have memorized all the moves after watching it twice, then you must be a master-level figure. Now
, I’ll call you separately.”
Xiao Tianming called Hua Xilan one move after another. Hua Xilan imitated and memorized it secretly, but she remembered it very quickly. If her cooking skills were so enlightened, then it wouldn't be a bad idea to let Xiao Tianming taste her food.
"You have memorized all the moves. Now call me and have a look." Xiao Tianming said to Hua Xilan.
Hua Xilan followed the same example and followed Xiao Tianming's routine. But Xiao Tianming shook his head helplessly and said regretfully: "You have the moves, but your fighting skills are very rigid. If you are forced to face the battle,
Against the enemy, it is just fish and meat on the cutting board."
Hua Xilan was not discouraged, and followed Xiao Tianming's routine again. Although she was much more proficient than last time, Hua Xilan still failed to achieve the essence of this set of kung fu. Xiao Tianming also shook his head with regret.
Shake his head.
"Maybe I didn't teach well? Don't take it too seriously." Xiao Tianming smiled and comforted Hua Xilan.
Hua Xilan shook her head and said seriously: "You taught me well, but I am just too stupid. I don't blame you."
Unexpectedly, a arrogant policewoman would belittle herself. Xiao Tianming felt satisfied in his heart, but after thinking about it, he felt that he was teaching others Kung Fu and instead of making friends, he just laughed from the side. Isn't this too shameless?
"If you don't mind, how about you become my opponent and I demonstrate on you." Xiao Tianming asked.
Hua Xilan was originally a graduate of the police academy, and had long been accustomed to physical contact with men when practicing martial arts at school, so when she heard Xiao Tianming's proposal, she readily agreed without any hesitation.
"Now, treat me as a real enemy, or a criminal, and use all the tricks you can." Xiao Tianming imitated Bruce Lee and waved to Hua Xilan, which was very provocative.
"Ah!" Hua Xilan scolded, and attacked Xiao Tianming mercilessly. A pair of pink fists were very powerful, and she had no intention of showing mercy to Xiao Tianming.
"Holy shit! Seriously, this little girl is really merciless! But, I like it." Xiao Tianming had a smirk on his lips, and stood firmly in place with his feet like a fixed fence, waiting for Hua Xilan
The pink fist struck.
Hua Xilan's pink fist struck Xiao Tianming's face, and Xiao Tianming dodged it easily. Then, Hua Xilan's beautiful legs came straight towards Xiao Tianming's waist. Xiao Tianming calculated the right moment and used the grappling hand move to pull
Hua Xilan's legs were firmly grasped in her hands.
When Hua Xilan saw that her right leg was caught, she jumped up in shock, flew into the air and struck Xiao Tianming in the face with her left leg.
This kick concentrated all the strength of Hua Xilan's body, which was no small matter. Xiao Tianming did not dare to neglect, and quickly used a grappling hand to remove Hua Xilan's left foot. Hua Xilan's right foot was caught, and her left foot was
Blocking, he suddenly lost his balance and fell to the ground.
When Xiao Tianming saw Hua Xilan fall to the ground, he was about to help her, but he was tripped by Hua Xilan's secret move, and his whole body fell towards Hua Xilan. Xiao Tianming's head happened to touch her.
When they reached Hua Xilan's head, the two people's postures were like that...
"What an accident just now, I swear to God!" Xiao Da handsome guy really wanted to express his feelings, but unexpectedly at this time they heard the sound of opening the door. The two of them were stunned for a while, and they forgot to get up from the ground.
"Ah!" I saw Hou Xinxuan standing at the door, looking at the two of them with a red face. After petrifying for a second, she turned around and walked out. Before leaving, she left a sentence that made Xiao Tianming collapse, "You continue, what am I going to do?"
Didn’t even see it.”
"This is purely an accident..." Xiao Tianming was about to explain to Hua Xilan, but Hua Xilan glared at her and said coldly, "Stand up quickly!"
After the two arranged their clothes and walked out, they saw Hou Xinxuan sitting on the sofa watching TV, with Tao Kan in his eyes.
"Xinxuan, what you just saw was just a misunderstanding. He and I..." Hou Xinxuan interrupted Hua Xilan's explanation, "Cousin, I didn't see anything just now. I came here to get a book, and I thought
You're not at home. By the way, why is he at your house?"
"My dad and Sister Lan's dad are very good friends. Uncle Hua invited me to play. It's getting late, so I'll leave first. You sisters can chat slowly." After Xiao Tianming finished speaking, he walked out.