Chapter 247: Got Bitten Twice "Hey, Xiao Tianming, let me down quickly! If someone sees me..." Ouyang Zhi shouted on Xiao Tianming's back.
Xiao Tianming couldn't help but laugh when he heard Ouyang Zhi's words: "Miss Ouyang, you think everyone else is blind and deaf! You shout so loudly and move so widely, how can others not hear or see?"
"Then why don't you put me down yet!" Ouyang Zhi slapped Xiao Tianming on the back and said angrily.
"If your right foot is not injured, you think I am willing! Others Zhu Bajie is also carrying his wife, and I am doing my husband's work as a laborer!" Xiao Tianming thought in his heart, but said helplessly, "
I'm not even afraid that Xuan'er will see me and come back to make trouble for me, but you're afraid. With your current state, are you still worried that I'll take advantage of you?"
"You...hum!" Ouyang Zhi snorted coldly and pinched Xiao Tianming's back hard in dissatisfaction.
Considering that you are a wounded person, I endured it! Xiao Tianming dragged Ouyang Zhi's buttocks with his hands, not to mention that he was really good.
"You..." Ouyang Zhi's face turned red, and when she was about to speak, Xiao Tianming said, "Don't get me wrong, it was purely a technical action without any complicated emotions. As I said just now, you look like this now,
I won’t take advantage of you.”
"You..." Ouyang Zhi's face looked like it was thickly smeared with rouge. She didn't know whether she was embarrassed or angry. She said the word "you" three times in a row before squeezing out the next words.
"Do you think I know that you are trying to hide your lies and don't mean what you mean? Are you a man if you still don't admit it even though you did it? I want a body and a face. What do you think makes me worse than Murong Xuan?
Come on! The little princess Yiqi Juechen, the leading beauty, there is something wrong with your ears, didn’t you hear just now?”
"Yes! You are speculating and selling now, and you actually used the slogans I shouted casually as a gun to hit me. I not only have good ears, but also better eyes. Whoever fell in front of the finish line lost the championship and twisted his feet, but he could see
"Clearly." Xiao Tianming just cursed these words, but he didn't dare to say it in front of the aunt on his back. Otherwise, I will have to fight to the death for you.
"You're telling me! How is this young lady any worse than your Murong Xuan?" Ouyang Zhi was reluctant to give in now.
"You really want me to say it? I told you to listen. After listening, you can't be angry, at least not at me." Xiao Tianming said with a smile.
"That's a long way to go! Just say it if you want. Since I asked, I won't be angry with you because of this." Ouyang Zhi said.
Xiao Tianming smiled obscenely and said to Ouyang Zhi: "You know that women have one shortcoming and two outstanding ones. Let's not talk about the shortcomings. Anyway, even if I am the longest in the world, I cannot make up for your shortcomings. We only
Let’s talk about two outstanding things. When I was carrying my Xuan’er, all I felt on my back and hands was endless pressure. Do you know what I feel now?”
"What is it?" Ouyang Zhi didn't understand Xiao Tianming's words at all and asked him subconsciously.
"What I feel now is not only the force of gravity, but also the force of gravity." Xiao Tianming paused and said seriously and solemnly.
"Gravity? What do you mean?" Ouyang Zhi thought about it for a while, but still didn't understand.
"This... you can either travel to England and ask Mr. Newton, or you can take some time to go under the apple tree and wait for the apples to fall from the tree. Maybe, not only will you understand the gravity of gravity, but you can also create some kind of Ouyang Dingli.
"Xiao Tianming said.
"I understand this. The apple fell from the tree and hit Newton on the head. Newton invented universal gravitation. Gravity means that every object has a certain gravity due to the influence of the earth's gravity. The greater the mass, the greater the gravity.
..." When Ouyang Zhi said this, she suddenly understood. Not only did she understand "gravity", but she also understood the meaning of "two protrusions". It turned out that Xiao Tianming used a different method to scold his breasts for not being as big as Murong Xuan's, but weighing more than Murong.
Xuan Da.
"Xiao Tianming, you're going to die!" Ouyang Zhi became angry, but it wasn't called angry, and he just threw a series of pink fists.
Ouyang Zhi has practiced martial arts since she was a child, and her strength is much greater than that of ordinary girls. The pink fist that hit Xiao Tianming on the back was real! The handsome guy Xiao suddenly gritted his teeth in pain and protested dissatisfied: "I agreed not to be angry.
Yes, why are you like this?"
"I always keep my promises. If you say you won't be angry, you won't be angry. When did you see that I was angry? What I have now is anger, the fire of justice that burns your obscene thoughts." Ouyang Zhi said, and then
He punched Xiao Tianming several times.
"Ouyang Zhi, I'm warning you, if you hit me again, I will throw you off my back." Xiao Tianming said angrily.
Who is Miss Ouyang? How could she be frightened by these bad words? Not only did she not give up her pink fist attack, she also used her mouth to bite handsome guy Xiao on the shoulder. The pain made Xiao handsome
He scolded: "You are born in the year of dog, but you are still born in the year of bitch!"
"I am a dog. How about I bite you! Throw it away if you want. I don't care about your back. If I don't teach you a little lesson, you think I am easy to bully. You are scared." Ouyang
Zhi said firmly, but secretly held on to Xiao Tianming's arm.
"A little lesson? I almost had my flesh bitten off by you, okay?" Xiao Tianming smiled bitterly, shook his head, and said helplessly, "Forget it, this handsome guy, for the sake of you taking care of me in Wudang Mountain before, okay?"
, just think of these two bites as my repayment to you."
Speaking of Wudang Mountain, Ouyang Zhi immediately remembered what happened in the cave of Wudang Mountain. In order to save him, she even gave him that, but he said it so easily! Ouyang Zhi had been holding back the tears and finally couldn't hold back the tears.
It dripped down like water.
Xiao Tianming felt warm water droplets falling on the back of his neck. He couldn't help but look back and saw Ouyang Zhi lying on his back crying bitterly. He was so sad that I felt pity for him! If nothing else, he was just afraid that he would
The T-shirt was already extremely wet.
"Yes, a woman's tears are the most powerful nuclear weapon! Facing the endless stream of tears, no matter how strong a man is, he is nothing but a cloud." Xiao Tianming bowed his head and said softly under the attack of Ouyang Zhi's wave, "Well,
Xiaozhi, is it okay that I was wrong? Just now, I shouldn't have said those words that made you sad. I made a huge mistake. Isn't it okay that I change it?"
"You're right, I was wrong! You didn't owe me anything in the first place, I owed you. Later, I'll let you bite me twice on my arm, and we won't owe each other anything. From now on,
I won't trouble you anymore, and please don't come to me again. I, Ouyang Zhi, can't afford the favor of your handsome Xiao Xiao." Ouyang Zhi kept crying and talking.
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"Um... Xiaozhi, I'm a man, why would I bite you twice on your arm? If I wanted to bite you, I wouldn't bite you on the arm!" As soon as Xiao Tianming finished speaking, he felt a pain in the back of his neck. Don't look at it.
, most likely he was poisoned by Ouyang Zhi again.
"Hmph! If you have the guts, just tell Murong Xuan this!" Ouyang Zhi snorted coldly, showing no mercy!
"Why tell her about the two of us?" Out of fear of Ouyang Zhi's poisonous mouth, Xiao Tianming did not dare to talk nonsense now, and was extremely careful when speaking, "I said Xiaozhi, our grudges are actually
There are many ways to end it, and you don’t need to use your golden mouth every time. It’s not a big deal that it hurts me, I’m just afraid of hurting your little cherry mouth.”
"You should keep these sweet words to coax your Murong Xuan. I, Ouyang Zhi, will not do this." Ouyang Zhi said coldly, "Xiao Tianming, you said you want to pay me back everything you owe me? You will spend the rest of your life
Do you still have to pay it off? Do you know what you owe me?"
"Yes! I just said that I don't owe you anything, but now I say that I won't be able to repay you in this life. Woman!" Xiao Tianming was confused in his heart, but he was not confused at all: "I can't repay you in this life."
, just pay some back first, and then pay it back in the next life!”
"You think you are paying off the mortgage!" Ouyang Zhi cursed bitterly, wanting to bite Xiao Tianming again, but in the end he couldn't bear it.
"The current housing prices are rising day by day (or rising every day). If based on the current housing prices, the mortgage loan will not be paid off in two lifetimes! Fortunately, Xiaozhi, you are not a real estate developer. If that were the case, you might as well kill me
Come on!" Xiao Tianming shook his head and said seriously. However, our handsome Xiao guy forgot that others are not real estate developers, but he himself is. The huge Nangong Group controls tens of thousands of real estate companies, but it is the largest in Jiangnan.
real estate group.
"You seem to have a grudge against other real estate developers." Ouyang Zhi sighed lightly and finally stopped crying.
"Isn't that right? I want to buy a house and marry a wife. They have made the house price so high. If I don't have a grudge against them, who will I have a grudge against?" The handsome guy Xiao paused and then said, "I could have bought several wives with the money now."
But we don’t even have half a house. Hey! You women don’t know how tired we men are! You only know how to live and drive, but we have to work hard to buy a house and a car.”
"Shameless! I can't afford a house myself, and I still have to complain about us women. I will buy a house and a car by myself in the future, not relying on you men." When Xiao Tianming heard Ouyang Zhi's words, he was overjoyed: "Yeah! Brother's transfer** again
It was a success.”
Xiao Tianming carried Ouyang Zhi into the school hospital, gently placed Ouyang Zhi on the hospital bed, and shouted to the doctor: "Doctor, please take a look at her right foot. Her right foot seems to be twisted."
"Don't panic, young man, I'll be here soon!" The doctor's aunt came over. Instead of looking at Ouyang Zhi's feet, she saw the teeth marks on Xiao Tianming's neck. She couldn't help but frown and asked, "Young man, what's wrong with the back of your neck?"
"It's okay, I just got bitten twice by her." Xiao Tianming said so shockingly that the doctor and Ouyang Zhi were stunned.
Ouyang Zhi was just about to glare at Xiao Tianming when he heard Xiao Tianming say, "I saw that her foot was in terrible pain, so I let her bite it twice."