Chapter 25: Humorous Instructor "It will rain tomorrow, it will rain, it will rain hard!" Yu Ji's prayers all night resulted in the same "good weather" as yesterday.
"The laws of heaven are always consistent, and they will not survive for Yao or perish for Jie! All things that go against the objective laws will be crushed by science and become pieces of floating clouds floating in the sky." Xiao Tianming tied his shoelaces and raised his head.
He smiled at Yu Ji and said, "If I were you, I would definitely not waste my time on praying. I would use my time to go shopping in the supermarket."
"Going to the supermarket? Going to the supermarket before military training? Unless I'm sick!" Yu Ji rolled his eyes at Xiao Tianming and said angrily.
"Not only are you sick, but you are also seriously ill." Xiao Tianming looked Yu Ji up and down with pitiful eyes, sighed heavily, held Yu Ji's shoulders, and said word by word, "What if you yesterday
Later, I went to the supermarket to buy a few packs of 'Hushu Bao' and put them in my shoes. I think you will feel a lot more comfortable during today's military training. It's a pity..." Leaving Yu Ji with a regretful look, Xiao Tianming turned around and walked out elegantly.
He left the dormitory and walked towards the cafeteria.
It’s a sunny day! Although it’s just after seven o’clock and it’s still early, the sun has already hung in the sky. Or maybe out of provocation to the students in military uniforms who are about to start military training, the damn sun is so early in the morning
It made the air around them very hot. If you look closely, you can see that the faces of some delicate girls are already covered with crystal beads of sweat. The military training has not yet begun, but the complaints have already begun.
"Tianming!" A gentle shout came from the crowded cafeteria. Dongfang Yi walked over from the opposite side of Xiao Tianming. Although the green military uniform suppressed the characteristics of summer, it was very tempting to wear it on Dongfang Yi, who had a slim figure.
"I didn't expect that the boring military uniform would look good on you." Xiao Tianming complimented without any other intention.
"Really?" Dongfang Yi's face turned a little bright red, and she opened her white teeth lightly and replied, "Maybe green is more suitable for me!"
"You haven't had breakfast yet? There are many people in the cafeteria, so I'll help you get it. What do you want to eat?" Xiao Tianming asked Dongfang Yi.
"Just give me a bowl of porridge and a steamed bun." Dongfang Yi blushed and replied to Xiao Tianming.
"You can find an empty seat outside and sit and wait for me." After Xiao Tianming finished speaking, he walked straight into the cafeteria.
There were a lot of people, but Xiao Tianming was very agile. Xiao Tianming took full advantage of his agility and won in the chaos. He quickly got two breakfasts, walked out of the canteen with them, and walked straight to Dongfang Yi's seat.
"There were too many people, so it took a lot of time." Xiao Tianming explained as he placed Dongfang Yi's breakfast in front of her.
"It took a lot of time to call so quickly? Now, if the other people who are still queuing up to eat hear your words, they will faint on the spot?" Dongfang Yi took the dinner plate and smiled at Xiao Tianming.
"They wanted to faint on the spot to avoid military training in the hot weather. It's a pity that the instructors wouldn't let them!" Xiao Tianming replied.
"That's true!" Dongfang Yi smiled, picked up the chopsticks and was about to use them, but found that in addition to the porridge and steamed buns she told Xiao Tianming, there was also a boiled egg on her plate.
"Don't doubt the calculation ability of the cafeteria master. I beat the egg for you. You only drink a bowl of water porridge and eat a steamed bun, which is too little. Later, during military training, I don't want to hear other people say
The beauty of our school fainted on the playground because she didn't have enough to eat." Xiao Tianming took a sip of porridge and said vaguely to Dongfang Yi.
"Thank you..." Dongfang Yi looked at Xiao Tianming and smiled sweetly, with a happy expression on her face that even a fool could see.
"You two, do you mind if I sit here?" The happy scene did not last long before it was broken by a discordant voice. Ouyang Zhi took the dinner plate and said while sitting next to Dongfang Yi with a blind eye.
"If I say you mind, I wonder if you are ready to stand up and leave!" Xiao Tianming raised his head and looked at Ouyang Zhi, and said in a bad tone. In Xiao Tianming's eyes, Ouyang Zhi can already be equated with trouble.
"The question I'm asking is Xiaoyi, not you. Even if you shout to break your throat, I won't leave." Ouyang Zhi replied unmoved.
"I wonder when you got such a big niece?" Xiao Tianming said to Dongfang Yi with a smile.
Dongfang Yi saw Xiao Tianming and Ouyang Zhi quarreling with each other, and hurriedly tried to dissuade her: "Tianming, the seats are empty anyway, not to mention Xiao Zhi is not an outsider, sit here, just sit here! By the way, you and Xiao Zhi should be
From the same department, right?"
"It's not just from the same department!" When Xiao Tianming spoke, he deliberately prolonged his voice.
"Xiaoyi, he and I are not only from the same department, but also classmates. Didn't he tell you?" Ouyang Zhi took the bread and explained to Dongfang Yi while eating it. Don't look at Ouyang Zhi's usual careless appearance.
She looks very ladylike when picking up things.
"So you are still classmates! I really didn't know. Since you can become classmates, it is fate, and you should get along well. Don't worry about some past misunderstandings." Dongfang Yi took the opportunity to comfort her.
"Who is arguing with him (her)?" As soon as Dongfang Yi finished speaking, Xiao Tianming and Ouyang Zhi immediately retorted in unison. Inadvertently, a rare tacit understanding was created.
"Hehe! Look, you guys really have a tacit understanding." Dongfang Yi covered her mouth and smiled.
"That's just a coincidence." Ouyang Zhi pouted and said to Dongfang Yi.
"An unrepeatable accident doesn't mean anything, and it has nothing to do with the so-called tacit understanding." Xiao Tianming stood up and said, "I'm full, let's go first. You guys eat slowly! Your relationship is so good, I believe it will happen.
It was a pleasure to eat.”
Dongfang Yi glanced at Xiao Tianming complicatedly, nodded slightly, and never spoke. Instead, Ouyang Zhi, who was sitting aside, called Xiao Tianming: "Xiao Tianming, wait a moment!"
"Nonsense, why should I call you when nothing happens? Do you think I really want you to stay and affect my young lady's appetite!" Ouyang Zhi unceremoniously gave Xiao Tianming a roll of his eyes in front of Dongfang Yi and handed it to Xiao Tianming.
A piece of printing paper.
Xiao Tianming took a rough look at the contents of the paper. It was densely packed with names. It should be a list.
"This is the list of our class. At 7:55, you will be responsible for counting the number of people in our class." Ouyang Zhi explained.
"Why me?" Xiao Tianming asked puzzledly.
"You are the sports committee member. This is the responsibility of the sports committee member." Ouyang Zhi said with a cold face, "If you have any dissatisfaction, you can report it directly to Teacher Chen. I want to eat, you can go."
Xiao Tianming looked at Ouyang Zhi who was chewing bread, and finally understood what it means to fall out of love faster than turning the page in a book. Dongfang Yi on the side saw Xiao Tianming deflated, and instead of helping Xiao Tianming, she actually snickered heartlessly.
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Doctors are usually called "angels in white", who save lives and heal the wounded, and do their best to restore health to patients; while instructors are a symbol of the devil in many people's hearts, and their indifference, cruelty, and inhumanity have become synonymous with them. There is no way.
, who told them to always make people stand in a military posture under the sun, and punish them to do exercises if they are not careful? The ferocious face, the dark skin...
Just when everyone was imagining what a terrible instructor would come, a man wearing glasses who looked thinner than Yu Ji, more elegant than Xiao Tianming, and more honest than Han Qiang walked over with a smile. If he
He didn't have that green military uniform on his body. If his skin were whiter, and if he were in another location, no one present would think that he was the instructor.
"Hello everyone! I am your instructor for this military training. My name is Wang Feihu. In the next ten days, I will spend this period of military training with you. I hope we can live in harmony and cooperate happily." Short
As for the powerful opening remarks, Wang Feihu always had a faint smile on his lips, even when giving orders, "Stand at attention!"
"Take a break! Start counting from left to right!" Wang Feihu's energetic voice, although not deafening, was just enough for everyone to hear clearly.
"He should have two brushes." Xiao Tianming secretly made an evaluation of Wang Feihu in his heart.
"On the first day, you are all here, which is very good!" Wang Feihu put on a faint smile, glanced at everyone, and said unhurriedly, "I took a look, and there are a lot of female classmates in your class.
, and she’s very beautiful! Apparently, I’m very lucky! I just don’t know if you guys will cause me trouble. Woman is the synonym for trouble!”
Wang Feihu's words immediately made the girls burst into laughter, and the tense atmosphere suddenly eased a lot. The girls' wariness towards Wang Feihu also plummeted.
"Instructor Wang, what you said is wrong! Isn't it obvious sexism to say that we women are troublesome?" Chen Bailu, who has always been bold, immediately quit after hearing Wang Feihu's words, and used her big sister's temper to stand up for all the girls.
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"This classmate, the hat of sexism is much heavier than the hat on my head. You can't slap it on your head!" Wang Feihu said pretending to be nervous, which immediately made them laugh again.
"Instructor Wang, you are not sexist, so why don't you target boys instead of targeting us?" Seeing that Wang Feihu was approachable, a girl mustered up the courage to boldly ask Wang Feihu.
"There are so many girls among you, and even if you include me, there are only four gay men here. Am I not afraid that if you join forces and start some kind of 'women's liberation movement', I won't be able to resist it? If it doesn't work, you'll lose me."
I have an old man above me and a young man below me, where will I go to eat when the time comes?" Wang Feihu's talent for humor once again caused the girls to burst into laughter.