Chapter 38: The lover is drunk. The stars are dotted, and occasionally a breeze blows. It is too gentle, too gentle, just like the lover's slender hands.
When Xiao Tianming and Chen Bailu walked out of "The Fragrance Comes Again", Xiao Tianming was not drunk, and Chen Bailu was not drunk either. Although when they left, there were twelve beer bottles under the table and two red wine bottles on the table.
"Hey! Why do you have such a good drinking capacity? It seems that it is not easy to see you clearly once." Chen Bailu sighed softly, and his beautiful face was covered with alcohol under the influence of alcohol.
A delicate blush.
"You seem to have a good drinking capacity. If someone wants to take advantage of your drunkenness to take advantage of you, he will definitely be disappointed." Xiao Tianming said with a smile.
"You are wrong!" Chen Bailu shook his head and said to Xiao Tianming, "Even if I was really drunk, you would not dare to have any idea against me. I remember I told you that if I don't want to, no one can force me
Me, no matter who I am."
"Fortunately, neither am I." Xiao Tianming smiled faintly, trying to cover up Chen Bailu's murderous eyes.
"Of course you are not." Chen Bailu smiled again and said charmingly, "You don't need to force yourself at all."
Chen Bailu's ambiguous words immediately made the situation between the two people ambiguous. Xiao Tianming is not a fool, but he must be a fool at this time. Sometimes, even if he understands what the other person says, he still has to pretend not to understand. This is
A technology, when played well, is an art. The real master of art is not in people's comments, but in life, real life.
"Shall I take you home?" Xiao Tianming asked Chen Bailu.
Chen Bailu didn't seem to hear Xiao Tianming's words, and suddenly turned around and asked Xiao Tianming: "Do you know what the two bottles of wine we just drank are called?"
"Lafite or Louis?" Xiao Tianming asked pretending to be confused.
"No matter Lafite or Louis, they can drink us there." Chen Bailu rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"It's not Lafite and Louis, could it be Great Wall and Changyu?" Xiao Tianming thought about it and said to Chen Bailu.
"Although Great Wall and Changyu are not as good as Lafite and Louis, they are enough to make you shed a few drops of blood." Chen Bailu rolled her eyes at Xiao Tianming, and then said to herself, "Although the wine we drank is not expensive, it is
There is a nice name: 'Lover's Drunk'."
"'Lover's Drunk'? It means 'Lover's Drunk' where a lover's tears make you drunk?" Xiao Tianming asked Chen Bailu.
"A lover's tears make you drunk? This is the first time I heard this explanation, but it sounds wrong." Chen Bailu said with a smile.
"Of course it's very good! If it wasn't good, how could it be so popular on the Internet?" Xiao Tianming said to Chen Bailu.
"Although 'Lover's Drunk' is good, it's a pity that we are not lovers, but friends. Therefore, even if we drink up all the 'Lover's Drunk' in the world, we may not get drunk." Chen Bailu lowered his head and looked at the neon lights left behind.
The luster of the road, he said leisurely.
If wine is not intoxicating, everyone will get drunk. The most intoxicating thing is not wine, but love! A person who is lovelorn will not get drunk no matter how much he drinks, but a person who is in love looks into the eyes of his lover, but he is already drunk, and is completely drunk.
Drunk to the point of unconsciousness.
They are friends, not lovers. Only when lovers drink "lover's drunk" will they become "drunk", but friends will not be "drunk" no matter how much they drink.
"If a person really wants to get drunk, that's easy." Xiao Tianming said to Chen Bailu, "As long as there is more money."
"Money? If you have too much money, people will get drunk?" Chen Bailu looked at Xiao Tianming and shook his head, asking in confusion.
Xiao Tianming knew that Chen Bailu didn't understand, so he explained: "If you have more money, you won't get drunk. But if you have more money, you can get drunk."
Buying drunk? This is indeed a wonderful idea. No matter men, women, old or young, as long as they have money, everyone can buy drunk. However, not everyone will buy drunk. Only those who are truly lonely and frustrated will spend money to buy drunk.
That’s why I’m willing to get drunk.
Chen Bailu nodded, looked at Xiao Tianming and said with a smile, "I can't tell you are so humorous."
"In front of girls, smart boys will become very humorous." Xiao Tianming smiled and said to Chen Bailu, "Now, shall I take you home?" Because they are friends, that's why Xiao Tianming said this. If
They were lovers, so Xiao Tianming would never ask this, because lovers are rarely so polite.
"Am I drunk?" Chen Bailu asked Xiao Tianming.
"No." Xiao Tianming shook his head and said, "At least, I didn't notice it at all."
"I'm not drunk and we're not lovers, so why did you send me home?" Chen Bailu said seriously.
Usually, only lovers will say: "I will take you home."
…
Xiao Tianming stood under the dim street lights, looking at the tall building in front of him, and rubbed his temples vigorously with his hands. He felt that this would make him feel much better. Not only because he had drunk a lot of wine just now, but now he was very drunk.
He was about to come up, and it was because he was about to go upstairs. Looking at the light from the window, Xiao Tianming knew that Murong Xuan was at home and had not gone out yet.
He had just sent away one, and now he had to face another one. Xiao Tianming sighed softly, how could he feel happy? The most tormenting thing for men in the world is not the ugliest woman, but the one who can only look at but cannot
The woman who "eats".
When Xiao Tianming opened the door, he had already seen Murong Xuan. Murong Xuan did not see him, because what he saw was the back of Murong Xuan's head. Human eyes do not grow on the back of the head, only monster eyes grow on the head.
later.
"I bought you a pair of slippers. They are in the shoe cabinet. You put them on before you go out. I just mopped the floor clean, don't make it dirty." Although Murong Xuan couldn't see it, she could hear it. At this time,
Besides Xiao Tianming, who else will come?
Xiao Tianming opened the shoe cabinet and took out the slippers from the shoe cabinet. They were new and the packaging had not been opened yet. Xiao Tianming opened the packaging and put them on. They fit very well, as if they were bought by comparison. Xiao Tianming had to think in his heart.
Secretly sighing at Murong Xuan's thoughtfulness.
Murong Xuan was wearing a light green nightgown, curled up on the sofa, holding a cute "pig" in her arms, staring at the TV intently, and occasionally letting out "geg" laughter. Zhao Benshan was playing on the TV
sketch - "Not Short of Money".
Xiao Tianming drank wine and walked for a long time. He wanted to move his body to the sofa. However, Murong Xuan's body occupied almost the entire sofa, leaving no extra space for him.
"You go straight, then turn right, the toilet is there." Although Murong Xuan was watching the TV attentively, it did not prevent her from talking to Xiao Tianming.
"I don't need to go to the toilet, I just want to sit down." Xiao Tianming said to Murong Xuan.
"The toilet does not only have the function of 'toilet'. The bathroom is also inside the toilet." Murong Xuan said to Xiao Tianming.
Xiao Tianming understood. Murong Xuan meant for him to take a bath because the smell of alcohol and sweat on his body was unpleasant.
"After washing, remember to wear pajamas. I have bought a set for you and hang it on the bathroom door." Murong Xuan shouted.
Xiao Tianming entered the toilet and found that there was indeed a men's pajamas on the door. Like the slippers, they were also new. Now, Xiao Tianming not only felt that Murong Xuan was considerate and considerate, but also felt that Murong Xuan was too thoughtful and considerate. Murong Xuan expressed her feelings towards Xiao Tianming
To me, Murong Xuan could only be regarded as a classmate and landlord, but Murong Xuan did what a wife should do to her husband. Isn’t it excessive?
Xiao Tianming took a bath very quickly, even if he was worried, he was still very fast. Soon, Xiao Tianming walked out of the toilet.
Zhao Benshan's sketch has been broadcast, and what is shown on TV is an advertisement. The advertisement is naturally not very attractive, so Murong Xuan's eyes are no longer on the TV, but on Xiao Tianming's face. Now, Murong Xuan is sitting facing
I was much more disciplined just now. Although my two beautiful legs were still on the sofa, they were already in front of me, and my thighs were covered by my nightgown.
Murong Xuan sat in a proper position, and naturally there was an empty seat on the sofa. Xiao Tianming sat down without any courtesy.
"Now, you smell much better. Although it's not fragrant, it's not that bad anymore." Murong Xuan said with a smile.
Murong Xuan rarely smiled in front of outsiders; but in front of Xiao Tianming, Murong Xuan seemed not used to smiling.
"Stinky man, stinky man, don't you have to be stinky!" Xiao Tianming smiled at Murong Xuan. He never wore pajamas and felt extremely uncomfortable wearing pajamas for the first time. Of course, this does not exclude the possibility of Murong Xuan in front of him.
s reason.
"Hey! You men like to think that ugliness is beautiful. It's like you can wear pajamas but don't." Murong Xuan sighed softly.
"Men are generally used to being free and easy, but you women pay more attention to dressing up." Xiao Tianming smiled and retorted.
"It's just that free and easy men are not liked by women, but women who pay attention to grooming are deeply liked by men." Murong Xuan said with a smile.
Xiao Tianming said nothing. Sometimes, not speaking is the default.
"Looking at you, you must have many questions in your heart, and you hope to get answers from me." Murong Xuan asked.
"Not many, only three. Under normal circumstances, three is not a lot." Xiao Tianming said to Murong Xuan.
"Three questions really don't sound like much. But if I don't give you the answer, it won't be too little." Murong Xuan tilted her head and leaned on the sofa, smiling at Xiao Tianming with a fox-like expression on her face.
smile.
"If you can't get the answer, one question is too many, let alone three?" Xiao Tianming sighed to Murong Xuan.
"If you agree to a request within your ability like I promised Chen Bailu, I will tell you the answer you want. No matter how many you want, it will be all." Murong Xuan's index finger, as white as green onions, gently placed in front of her mouth.