"It's okay! Hehe!" Yu Ji shook his head and smiled silly at Xiao Tianming, "I just want to congratulate you. You are famous!"
"Famous?" Xiao Tianming looked at Yu Ji in confusion. Of course he could understand the meaning of "famous". It was because he could understand that he was confused. He thought that he had always been a low-key person, and being low-key was often related to being famous.
Can't get in touch.
"Don't believe it?" Yu Ji smiled obscenely at Xiao Tianming, "If you look at this, you will understand how famous you are now."
Yu Ji pulled out three piles of letter paper from the drawer under the table and handed them to Xiao Tianming. The three piles of letter paper were more or less uniform and were very inconsistent.
"Are these letters?" Xiao Tianming asked Yu Ji, pointing to three piles of letter paper.
"These are all the same, but each pile is different." Yu Ji pointed to the letter paper and explained to Xiao Tianming, "The tallest pile is a love letter or a self-recommendation letter. Although I have not read these letters,
I think the people who write to you are all girls. Because they just want to recommend themselves to you and hope to be your girlfriend. Girlfriends are usually women."
Xiao Tianming looked at the pile of letter paper, which included dozens of pieces of paper, and his scalp began to feel numb.
Yu Ji randomly picked out a purple letter and said to Xiao Tianming: "Purple, the noble color symbolizes elegant love. This letter seems to be very good. Should I read it for you, or should you take it yourself?"
read?"
Xiao Tianming couldn't bear the thought of the disgusting words in the envelope being read out in Yu Ji's voice. Therefore, Xiao Tianming grabbed the letter without hesitation and started reading it himself:
Omit n words here, you can fantasize for yourself!!!
"How do you feel?" As soon as Xiao Tianming finished reading, Yu Ji came over with a lewd smile on his face.
"The literary talent is good. If I were the marking teacher, I would definitely give her a high score." Xiao Tianming said lightly and put the letter on the table. Murong Xuan, Chen Bailu, Dongfang Yi and the other girls have already given Xiao Tianming a headache.
That's it. Of course Xiao Tianming can't cause trouble for himself anymore. Women are troublesome sometimes. Too much trouble is never a good thing.
"Besides literary talent, you didn't read anything else? For example, true feelings?" Yu Ji asked.
"It's not obvious. If you are interested, you might as well take a look." Xiao Tianming rolled his eyes at Yu Ji angrily, pointed to the second pile of letter paper and asked Yu Ji, "This pile of letters is written again.
What?"
"The second pile of letters is the invitation letter sent to you by the school club." Yu Ji said to Xiao Tianming.
"Why did you send me an invitation letter? Is it required by the school?" Xiao Tianming asked Yu Ji in confusion.
"How could the school stipulate this? They send you invitation letters just because you are a celebrity." Yu Ji explained.
Xiao Tianming thought for a while and said to Yu Ji: "They regard me as a celebrity, and celebrities have some fame. They need this fame to advertise themselves and increase their membership, so they sent an invitation letter to invite me? Is that so?
?”
"That's about the same thing! Then what club have you decided to join?" Yu Ji asked Xiao Tianming.
"I don't even know which clubs there are, how do I know which ones I will join?" Xiao Tianming shook his head and said to Yu Ji, "The probability that I won't join the club is also very high."
"Hey!" Yu Ji sighed, pretending to be an old scholar, and educated Xiao Tianming, "Why don't we join? For a qualified college student, joining a club is very necessary. Joining a club can make you
Learn knowledge, enrich your knowledge, and also allow you to get to know more people. Beautiful women may also be here. Wouldn't it be a pity to miss it?"
"You have said so much, I think only the last sentence is what you feel, right?" Xiao Tianming rolled his eyes at Yu Ji and said contemptuously, "Some people always say a lot of high-sounding words before speaking out their true feelings.
nonsense."
"Hehe..." Yu Ji laughed twice and forcefully defended himself, "Eating, sex, and sex! Beauty is also a need."
"I hope it's just a need and not your nightmare!" Xiao Tianming didn't want to continue to dwell on this meaningless topic. He twisted a piece of letter paper with his fingers and asked Yu Ji, "This kind of letter paper is the only one."
A third-category letter?"
Yu Ji nodded and said to Xiao Tianming: "There is only one, but it may be the one you are most interested in and the one you are least likely to refuse. This letter is a challenge letter given to you by a man. The specific content is
, you’d better see for yourself!”
I heard that your martial arts skills are amazing, and I am amazed. I believe that your other boxing skills are also very good. Although I am not talented, I am willing to learn from you. Tomorrow at five o'clock in the afternoon, I will be waiting for you in the school martial arts hall. If you are a man, see you there or not.
!
Ouyang Xiong "Good letter, good letter! Not only does it blend classical Chinese and modern literature in an elusive way, but there is even a typo among the 78 characters including punctuation. This letter is really well written!" Xiao Tianming read it
After finishing the letter, I laughed endlessly.
"Which word is wrong?" Yu Ji looked at the letter and asked Xiao Tianming.
"That character is pronounced 'shen', and adding '氵' means 'Zhan' means 'superior'. I really don't know if he didn't learn Chinese well in primary school, or he was so thirsty that he drank the 'water' directly." Xiao Tianming mocked
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Yu Ji wiped his cold sweat and asked Xiao Tianming: "I received the challenge letter, what are you going to do? Will you participate?"
Xiao Tianming shook his head: "Of course not! I am not interested in these children's tricks in the first place. Besides, I don't even know who Ouyang Xiong is, so how can I participate? What if this Ouyang Xiong is a bastard, am I the same?
Fight with him?"
"You are the fucking bastard, Ouyang Xiong is my brother!" An angry roar was like a thunderbolt from the blue, not only startling Xiao Tianming, but also frightening the eyes of the professor who was giving the lecture and other students who were listening.
He concentrated instantly.
"You can insult me, but you can't insult my brother." Ouyang Zhi didn't seem to sense the eyes of others, and roared loudly at Xiao Tianming, "I'm already very unhappy with you. How dare you say that my brother is
…”
After Xiao Tianming's head short-circuited for a second, he immediately reacted. After listening to Ouyang Zhi's words just now, Xiao Tianming looked at the admiration and gloating expressions on other people's faces, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching violently: "This woman
It’s really brave!”
The professor who was giving the lecture was really startled by Ouyang Zhi's voice. His white face instantly turned redder than blood, and his brows rolled up because of anger. He was about to curse at the perpetrator, but when
Seeing that the perpetrator turned out to be the "little princess", the professor's anger suddenly disappeared. He reluctantly swallowed the curse words and said kindly to Ouyang Zhi: "Classmate, it is class time now. Please sit down in your seat.
Don’t disturb everyone’s listening to the class. Thank you for your cooperation!”
"I'm sorry, I just lost my temper! You continue!" Ouyang Zhi heard the professor's words and realized that she was wrong. She sat back down on the steps and opened the book as if nothing happened, staring at the blackboard seriously and taking notes.
"Let's continue! It was just an interlude. Let's focus on me again." The professor resumed the class.
Xiao Tianming took a heavy breath and asked Yu Ji in a low voice: "Why is she sitting in front of me? I remember that seat belongs to Chen Bailu! Where is Chen Bailu?"
"Why is she sitting there? How do I know? All seats in the university are free to sit. Whoever wants to sit there can sit there." Yu Ji looked at Xiao Tianming in a lewd way and said with a sly smile, "As for Sister Lu,
I don’t know. She didn’t go to class today, so I’d like to ask you, what did you do to Sister Lu?”
"Ask me? Ask me what?" Xiao Tianming asked in confusion.
"Yesterday, you invited Sister Lu to dinner. Today, Sister Lu didn't come to school. Do you think I should ask you?" The more Yu Ji thought about it, the more obscene he became, and his mind began to imagine how sexy it would be last night.
Picture.
"I don't know. I don't know, so I'm asking you. I know, why am I still asking you?" Xiao Tianming defended.
"You are trying to hide it! However, this trick is ineffective on me." Yu Ji refused to let Xiao Tianming go and continued to ask.
"I'm not as boring and disgusting as you think." Xiao Tianming argued. He knew that he and Chen Bailu really had nothing to do with each other.
"But you are more boring and disgusting than I thought." Yu Ji pointed at Ouyang Zhi and whispered to Xiao Tianming, "You didn't even let her go. How could you let Sister Lu go?"
Xiao Tianming stopped talking. It was not acquiescence but helplessness. Silence was helpless resistance. He suddenly found that a man with a bitch is more difficult to deal with than a woman with a long tongue. Yu Ji is undoubtedly such a man.
Yu Ji smiled happily because he made Xiao Tianming speechless. Because in his opinion, making someone speechless is also a skill.
At this time, Zhu Lanxin, who was sitting in front of Yu Ji, turned her head and said to Xiao Tianming with a blushing face: "Sister Lu asked me to tell you that she went to adjust the piano and will not come to class today. After school, you and monitor Ouyang directly
Go to the school piano room. She will be waiting for you there."