Chapter 520 Pretending to be a Couple Late at Night
Chapter 520: Pretending to be a couple late at night, Xiao Tianming did not go back to the apartment tonight, but stayed in the boys' dormitory that he had not been to for a long time.
"Tonight, why are you willing to leave your group of beauties at home to accompany us two stinky men?" Yu Ji asked Xiao Tianming, who was lying on the bed reading a book while playing games online.
"Sister Yuhan and Xiaoyi are the only ones left at home. There's no point in going back. Besides, I have to go out tonight." Xiao Tianming said to Yu Ji.
"What about Sister Xuan and the others?" Han Qiang couldn't help but ask curiously.
"Xuan'er went back to her parents' home. My cousin is at the company. Xiaozhi and Bai Lu said they would rehearse the show and stay at the school." Xiao Tianming rubbed his nose and said to Yu Ji.
At this moment, Xiao Tianming's cell phone rang.
"Xiao Tianming, where are you now?" Hua Xilan's voice came from the mobile phone.
"I'm in the school dormitory." Xiao Tianming said to Hua Xilan.
"Then I'll drive over to pick you up right away. You wait for me at the school gate." After Hua Xilan finished speaking, she hung up the phone without asking Xiao Tianming if he wanted to.
Xiao Tianming put away the phone and said to Han Qiang and Yu Ji: "I'm going out. If Xiaozhi and Bai Lu come to see me, just say that I fell asleep and the phone is out of battery and is being charged."
"You actually asked us to lie to Squad Leader Ouyang and Sister Lu so that you could go out to pick up girls..." Before Yu Ji could finish his words, Xiao Tianming said, "Ji Zi, you can't be ungrateful. Don't forget, I wanted to avenge you today.
, but I risked my life."
"You've got a bargain but you're still good." Yu Ji smiled obscenely at Xiao Tianming, "Naruko, isn't that little Japanese lolita's perky butt so good?"
"You'll know after you try it. It's a delicious and delicious meal. You guys help me prepare Xiaozhi and Bailu." Xiao Tianming changed his clothes and walked out of the dormitory.
"At least, it's from Wanfu Hotel!" Xiao Tianming had already walked downstairs and didn't hear Yu Ji's voice at all.
"This Naruko can run faster than a rabbit. I really want to see which beauty he is having a tryst with." Yu Ji shook his head, a jealous expression flashing across his face.
"When they call later, you go pick it up. I won't answer it." When Han Qiang thought of Chen Bailu and Ouyang Zhi's angry looks, his scalp went numb and he couldn't help but shudder.
In fact, Yu Ji was not much better. Seeing Han Qiang shirk responsibility, he hurriedly protested: "Why? It's not my business to eat, why am I the only one to answer the phone? If they really call
, the two of us will pick it up together."
"Something will happen if two people pick it up together, so you should pick it up! No matter what, I'll bear the risk with you." Han Qiang thought for a while and said to Yu Ji.
"That's pretty much it." Yu Ji finally agreed reluctantly.
Hua Xilan always did things in a hurry. As soon as Xiao Tianming arrived at the school gate, she came over on a motorcycle.
Hua Xilan was wearing denim casual clothes. When she saw Xiao Tianming coming, she raised her helmeted head back and asked Xiao Tianming to sit behind: "Come up!"
"Now, where are we going?" Xiao Tianming put his arms around Hua Xilan's thin waist, obviously feeling the other person tremble, and asked hurriedly.
"It's a little early for the criminals to commit crimes. Let's go to my house first to get some things for lunch and destroy them." Hua Xilan said, stepped on the accelerator and headed straight for home.
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By the time Xiao Tianming and Hua Xilan came out of the house, it was already past eleven o'clock in the evening. The cool autumn wind blew everyone on the street back to their houses, and the empty street looked eerie under the illumination of the street lights. Fortunately,
What's more, Xiao Tianming and Hua Xilan are not timid people.
Xiao Tianming and Xiao Tianming held hands together stiffly and walked aimlessly to the place where the first two cases took place without saying a word.
Xiao Tianming suddenly let go of Hua Xilan's hand and stopped in a daze.
"What?" Hua Xilan asked, looking at Xiao Tianming in confusion.
"Sister Lan, do you think we look like a couple?" Xiao Tianming looked at Hua Xilan and asked.
"It doesn't seem like it!" You can say that Hua Xilan has never been in love, but you can't say that she has never seen anyone in love. Whether in real life or in TV dramas, Hua Xilan has to admit that she really hasn't.
Lovers like them.
"It's not like, it is. And it's not that they don't look alike, they don't look alike at all." Xiao Tianming said to Hua Xilan somewhat depressedly, "Sister Lan, have you ever seen a pair of lovers holding hands forcefully and walking in silence in the cold weather?
On the windy street, we are far apart from each other, but do we still have a vigilant expression on our faces?"
After listening to Xiao Tianming's words, Hua Xilan was like a wronged little daughter-in-law, her lips raised in dissatisfaction, wanting to argue but having no reason.
Xiao Tianming seemed to enjoy Hua Xilan's appearance and continued: "Sister Lan, do you think the robber will believe that we are a couple?"
"Then what do you think we should do?" Hua Xilan looked at Xiao Tianming aggrievedly and asked, but there was a hint of vigilance in her eyes.
"Actually, pretending to be a couple is not as difficult as you think. As long as you relax and cooperate with me as much as possible." Xiao Tianming smiled and said to Hua Xilan, "First of all, take your hand."
"Oh!" Hua Xilan followed her words and stretched out her hand towards Xiao Tianming.
When Xiao Tianming gently held Hua Xilan's hand, he clearly felt the nervousness in Hua Xilan's heart. He couldn't help but said with a smile: "Sister Lan, you are so nervous to even hold my hand, how can we pretend to be a couple?"
"You are talking nonsense, who is nervous?" Hua Xilan retorted to Xiao Tianming, but her face turned red with guilt. Fortunately, it was not obvious under the dim light.
"Sister Lan, relax, we are just pretending, we are not doing it for real. You have to believe me, I won't do anything excessive to you." Xiao Tianming said softly.
She didn't know whether Hua Xilan heard Xiao Tianming's assurance or felt the tenderness in Xiao Tianming's tone. Her throbbing heart finally calmed down at this moment.
"Isn't it just holding hands? I've even slept in the same bed with him, and he..." Hua Xilan thought about what happened when Xiao Tianming broke in and looked at her naked in the toilet of Xiao Tianming's apartment.
Her face couldn't help but burn. However, the burning made Hua Xilan's inner worry and throbbing disappear, and her heart, which had been excited all night, finally calmed down.
"Yes, that's it! Be as natural as possible, just like usual." Xiao Tianming's guidance to Hua Xilan finally yielded results, and she couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that pretending to be a couple with a woman who has never been in love is really good.
Not an easy task.
Thinking of pretending to be a couple, Xiao Tianming couldn't help but think of what Chen Yuhan said to him this afternoon. Could it be that he was going to be Xin Nianruo's son-in-law and take Chen Yuhan with him? For some reason, Xiao Tianming thought of the sisters Chen Yuhan and Chen Bailu.
One day I can hug you from side to side, just like taking Viagra, my lower abdomen can't help but start to boil.
"Slut, you must not have anything good going on in your head." Hua Xilan saw Xiao Tianming's lewd expression and couldn't help but sneered in a low voice, which brought out a feminine side that she had never had before.
After Xiao Tianming’s guidance, Hua Xilan finally gradually got into the role. The two of them walked hand in hand from one street to another like a couple. From time to time, Hua Xilan’s hearty laughter and charming coquettishness could be heard.
Some police officers who also came out to perform their duties were stunned. Everyone's expression seemed to be saying: "Is this still our game?"
Xiao Tianming and Hua Xilan walked like this for an hour. It was almost one o'clock in the morning, but the robber didn't even see a shadow.
"Sister Lan, it seems that we won't encounter the robbers tonight. How about we go back tonight?" Xiao Tianming asked Hua Xilan while observing the surrounding environment.
"Okay... okay!" Hearing that Hua Xilan's voice was wrong, Xiao Tianming turned around and looked at Hua Xilan. He saw Hua Xilan holding Xiao Tianming tightly with one hand and covering her stomach with the other, frowning.
The lock is like a sick Xizi, exuding a morbid beauty.
However, Xiao Tianming was not in the mood to appreciate this kind of beauty at this time, and hurriedly asked Hua Xilan: "Sister Lan, what's wrong with you?"
"I... I may have ruined my stomach by drinking cold beer and eating hot pot, as you said. Xiao Tianming, look where is the toilet here, I can't hold it in anymore." Hua Xilan frowned and said to Xiao Tianming.
I couldn't help but squat down.
"This place is a bit desolate. I'm afraid it's hard to find the toilet, right?" Xiao Tianming looked around under the dim light and said to Hua Xilan, "Sister Lan, how about you go to the grass over there and solve it? Now
It’s really hard to find a toilet at this time.”
"The grass?" Hua Xilan frowned, obviously her stomach was hurting so much that she was about to die.
"The matter is your responsibility. Sister Lan, just make do with it! I don't think there is anyone here, and no one will peek. Besides, I will help you keep an eye on it." Xiao Tianming couldn't bear to see Hua Xilan like this.
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"Okay then!" The pain in her stomach was so unbearable that Hua Xilan had no choice but to nod and agree, "You must keep a lookout for me!"
"Sister Lan, don't worry!" Xiao Tianming looked at Hua Xilan's embarrassed look and couldn't help but laugh in his heart. The fiery policewoman Bawang Hua, who is usually fearless, would actually be so embarrassed. Xiao Tianming wanted to know.
, if her colleagues knew about this, would Hua Xilan still have the courage to live?
"Xiao Tianming, don't go too far! The cold wind makes me feel scared." Not long after, Hua Xilan shouted to Xiao Tianming.
"Sister Lan, don't worry, just go to the ground. With this handsome man standing guard to protect the flowers for you, even if a pervert comes, he will retreat." Xiao Tianming lit a cigarette and said to Hua Xilan.
"Of course, you are the king of perverts!" Hua Xilan said with a smile, feeling the fear in her heart lessen.