Chapter 567 This is what happens when you mess with me
Chapter 567: This is what you will get if you mess with me. "If you don't tell me, forget it, and you still make yourself look so pure! If you were a pure person, all the crows in the world would have turned into white doves!" Chen Yuhan
Seeing that Xiao Tianming didn't say anything, he angrily turned his head to the other side of the car window and watched the buildings on the roadside flash past quickly.
"Are you angry?" Xiao Tianming put his hand on Chen Yuhan's leg, but Chen Yuhan pushed him away hard.
"I don't have the guts to be angry with you. Maybe I will accidentally fall off when I get out of the car." Chen Yuhan said coldly to Xiao Tianming.
"How could it be! Even if you accidentally lose your footing, I will be there to support you." Xiao Tianming's words made Chen Yuhan feel sweet in her heart, but she still had no intention of paying attention to him.
"Hey!" Xiao Tianming could only pretend to sigh deeply and said innocently, "I vented my anger on others, but I didn't expect that instead of being grateful, they gave me a bad look. No wonder I feel so cold today!"
Chen Yuhan felt funny when she heard Xiao Tianming's words. How could the weather be related to this matter? Winter is coming soon, can the weather not be cold?
Xiao Tianming glanced at Chen Yuhan and then said to himself: "Whether it's cold or not is not only related to the weather, but also related to mood. When a person is in a bad mood, he will naturally feel cold, and when a person is in a good mood, he will naturally feel cold.
It’s natural to feel hot when you’re doing that. Don’t you think it’s extremely hot when we do that?”
"Fuck you! What you said just now is so good, why did you think of such a dirty thing? I really wonder if your thinking is limited to between your legs." Chen Yuhan spat at Chen Yuhan with a red face.
"What's wrong with that? Without that, we wouldn't be here yet!" Xiao Tianming shrugged nonchalantly, gently placed his hand on Chen Yuhan's inner thigh, and then said seriously: "My thinking is really not that good.
Confined to this place.”
"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. Take your hands away quickly, so as not to be seen and embarrassed!" Chen Yuhan pushed Xiao Tianming away and continued to ask about the topic just now, "How did you get that guy to wrestle just now?
?Don't tell me, he just accidentally fell down!"
"Actually, it's nothing. I just used a small object to gently hit the knee of his supporting leg when he was lifting his feet. Then, he accidentally fell down." Although Xiao Tianming said it easily, Chen Yuhan understood.
It is not easy to do this in public, and I can't help but feel grateful to Xiao Tianming.
"Thank you for standing up for me." If Chen Yuhan hadn't been concerned about their identities, she would have really planned to reward Xiao Tianming with a kiss.
"Who made you my woman! Since he doesn't give you face like this, then I naturally won't let him look good." Xiao Tianming said lightly.
"Macho, but I like it!" Chen Yuhan smiled sweetly at Xiao Tianming and gently held Xiao Tianming's right hand.
Xiao Tianming looked at Chen Yuhan and asked: "Yuhan, do you know what you least expect to encounter when riding in the car?"
"What do you least expect to encounter?" Although Chen Yuhan didn't understand Xiao Tianming's question, she still answered seriously, "Motion sickness?"
"All you need for car sickness is a pocket. What's more troublesome than car sickness is going to the toilet. Do you think that if a person always has diarrhea while riding in the car, would that person feel uncomfortable?" Xiao Tianming narrowed one eye and said with a bad smile.
"You mean..." Chen Yuhan opened her mouth and couldn't help but cast her eyes on the unlucky Cao Tao.
"When we were getting in the car just now, I took advantage of that fool not paying attention and popped two pills of the remaining laxative that Bai Lu had used last time into his mouth. By then, we would have a good show to watch.
I wonder if there is a toilet in front?" Xiao Tianming could now imagine Cao Tao's embarrassment at that time.
Of course Chen Yuhan knew what the laxative Xiao Tianming was talking about. I remember last time, Chen Bailu was constipated for three days and couldn't help anymore, so she asked Xiao Tianming to buy laxatives. As a result, Chen Bailu took one of the laxatives Xiao Tianming bought and it was less than 100 grams.
It took me only a quarter of an hour to go to the toilet. This shows how powerful that laxative is.
"That laxative seems to be very powerful. Bai Lu took one pill last time and it was very effective. Will something happen if you give him two pills?" Chen Yuhan is a teacher after all, so she naturally has much more worries than Xiao Tianming. She
I don't want Xiao Tianming to make others too serious in order to vent his anger on himself.
"Don't worry! That guy only has diarrhea for two or three days at most." Xiao Tianming said to Chen Yuhan, but he couldn't help but add in his heart, "It's much better than those who were sent to the hospital by himself."
"Oh!" After hearing what Xiao Tianming said, Chen Yuhan didn't say anything.
However, Xiao Tianming seemed to feel that he was not having a good time and deliberately asked loudly: "Director Sun, is there a toilet in front?"
The bus that Xiao Tianming was taking was now on the highway, and there would naturally be no toilets before arriving at the next rest stop. Therefore, when Sun Yihui heard Xiao Tianming's question, he had to say: "There are no toilets for a long way ahead. Xiao Tianming
, if you want to go to the toilet, we can only let the bus stop on the side of the road first, and you can go to the grass on the side of the road to make do with it."
Xiao Tianming asked this deliberately, so naturally he didn't really want to go to the toilet. However, before Xiao Tianming could speak, Wu Daode couldn't wait to speak: "We are all teachers and students of 'Tianyi Pavilion', why don't we go to the roadside to poop and pee?"
Isn’t that great? So, students, please be patient and wait until you get to the rest stop before going to the toilet."
Wu Daode's words were exactly what Xiao Tianming wanted, so Xiao Tianming immediately agreed: "Okay! Let's just listen to Principal Wu this time and wait until we get to the rest stop before going to the toilet."
Although Wu Daode was puzzled by Xiao Tianming's cooperation with him, he couldn't say much. He just praised Xiao Tianming's collective spirit and kept his mouth shut.
"You are really a bad person. That guy will feel uncomfortable soon." Chen Yuhan couldn't help but smile when she thought of this.
"Who wants them to be so ruthless in doing things on their own? I just asked a question. If I had known better, I would have given Wu Daode two pills." Xiao Tianming still expressed regret in his heart for not punishing Wu Daode. After all, Cao Daode
Although Tao is annoying, at most he is just a pawn of Wu Daode.
The medicine was really powerful. After driving for about ten minutes, Xiao Tianming saw Cao Tao frowning and hugging his stomach. Not long after, he heard Cao Tao shouting that he needed to go to the toilet.
Wu Daode just told Xiao Tianming that he was not allowed to go to the toilet. At this time, he did not expect that Cao Tao would actually clamor for the toilet, and his face could not help but darken. Although Cao Tao was Wu Daode's confidant, Wu Daode would not do it for Cao Tao.
It's not like slapping himself in the face. So Wu Daode yelled at Cao Tao unhappily: "Didn't you hear what I just said? Wait until you reach the rest stop in front before going to the toilet. Just stay quiet first!"
"Principal Wu, I really can't bear it anymore. My stomach hurts so much!" Cao Tao said to Wu Daode in pain.
Although Chen Yuhan looked cold on the outside, her heart was very soft. When she saw Cao Tao's face, she almost twisted in pain, and she wanted to speak for Cao Tao.
"Yuhan, don't be busy yet! Wait until Wu Daode and the others speak first, and then you speak." Xiao Tianming whispered to Chen Yuhan, "If we speak now, not only will we not be able to help that guy, but we will also be attacked by Wu Daode."
Knock it out and embarrass us."
Chen Yuhan felt that Xiao Tianming was right, so she swallowed her words again.
"Principal Wu, Cao Tao is really in trouble." A student sitting opposite Cao Tao saw that Cao Tao had already knelt down, and couldn't help pleading to Wu Daode.
Wu Daode was also afraid that something would happen to his student. After hearing what the student said, he couldn't help but said to Sun Yihui: "Director Sun, you are the leader of the welcome group this time. What do you think we should do?"
When Sun Yihui saw Wu Daode throwing the hot potato to him, he couldn't help but said: "My opinion is to park the car first and let Cao Tao go to the toilet first. Principal Wu, Teacher Chen, what are your opinions?"
Chen Yuhan wanted to speak for Cao Tao from the beginning. When asked by Sun Yihui, she naturally agreed: "Director Sun, I agree with you."
"Since Director Sun and Teacher Chen have no objections, then naturally I am the minority and obey the majority. Let's open the door first and let Cao Tao go to the toilet!" Wu Daode originally found a step to go down, but when he saw Sun Yihui and Chen Yuhan both talking,
Of course I can't stop it.
In this way, our supporting character, Cao Tao, finally got a valuable opportunity to "go to the toilet" after a period of struggle. In fact, it was just a casual encounter in the grass on the side of the road. However, Cao Tao can control it.
Not that much later, when I saw the car door opened, I jumped out of the car, clutching my stomach, and ran towards the grass on the side of the road.
"I didn't know that that grass would be so unlucky that it would be defiled by our classmate Cao Tao." Xiao Tianming looked at the embarrassed look on Cao Tao's face and couldn't help laughing, "This is what you get for messing with me."
"Why are you so dirty? You can say such disgusting things." Chen Yuhan rolled her eyes at Xiao Tianming and said angrily.
"Am I dirty? Why don't I think so?" Xiao Tianming wiped his nose nonchalantly and said to Chen Yuhan with a smile, "Yuhan, can we play a game now?"
"What game?" Chen Yuhan felt bored now, so she couldn't help but curiously asked Xiao Tianming.
"Let's two guess how many times our poor classmate Cao Tao will enjoy the treatment of roadside toilets along the way?" Xiao Tianming smiled at Chen Yuhan, "If I guess right, you let me kiss you; if you guess right
Yes, I'll let you kiss me. If we both guess wrong, then let's kiss each other."
"Boring! Only a dirty person like you would come up with such a dirty game." Chen Yuhan glared at Xiao Tianming, but then asked, "Isn't it just this time?"
"Do you think having a bowel movement once is diarrhea?" Xiao Tianming said with a bitter smile.