Chapter 7: The beauty issue. The discussion on the name issue was finally terminated at the strong request of classmate Yu Ji. If the issue of name is not discussed, it does not mean that there will be no issues to discuss. Following the issue of the school beauty just now, classmate Yu Ji, who was silent just now,
He suddenly became active. Three times five divided by two, Yu Ji, a wretched guy, quickly sat in front of his computer. While operating the computer, he said proudly: "When it comes to school beauties, no one can compete with me, Yu Ji."
Understand better. Just watch! I will let you see what is right!"
"Tch!" Xiao Tianming and Han Qiang raised their middle fingers to Yu Ji at the same time. They didn't expect such a beast to appear in the dignified dormitory 302. What a misfortune for the family! What a misfortune for the family!
"Come on! I really thought you were Liu Xiahui! Wait a minute, I'll bring up their photos. Just don't get your heads into the computer then." Yu Ji operated the keyboard familiarly and opened the computers one by one.
folder inside.
"I didn't see it, but you have a good sense of security. Not only did you hide it deeply, but you also didn't forget to set a password." Xiao Tianming said with a smile.
"It's not that I'm cautious, it's that I can't help it! In order not to become the next Brother Xie, it's not easy for me to hide some information! The paper is full of absurd words, and there are a lot of bitter tears. It's said that the author is crazy, who can understand the meaning?" Yu
Ji sighed bitterly and quoted Master Cao Xueqin's famous sayings, "In this day and age, it's really not easy to collect modern things. If it weren't for..."
"The school beauty didn't see it, but my ears were filled with your complaints. If you don't hurry up, I'm going to go to bed." Han Qiang yawned and said lazily, "Today, I haven't taken a nap yet.
So damn tired!”
"It's going to be dinner soon, why don't you sleep! Didn't you see that I'm decoding? It'll be out in a moment." Yu Ji said to Han Qiang while operating the keyboard, "Okay, done! I'm about to witness the beauty.
When the time comes, you should open your dog’s eyes a little rounder. One! Two! Three!”
As Yu Ji's countdown ended, photos of beautiful women suddenly appeared on the desktop. Although the photos were not large and the pixels were not very clear, it did not affect Han Qiang's eyes wide open and he stared blankly at the monitor.
If there was a hole in the monitor, Xiao Tianming would have no doubt that Han Qiang would jump into the monitor through the hole and have close contact with the beautiful woman in the photo.
"Damn! Is there any humanity in this world? There is such a beautiful woman in the school, but she is not my girlfriend!" Han Qiang's unjust complaint unsurprisingly earned the contemptuous looks of Yu Ji and Xiao Tianming.
"Do you think every pig can get a sweet and watery cabbage, and every pretty flower is stuck on cow dung? Qiangzi, I am not going to attack you. If such a beauty becomes yours,
My girlfriend is really unreasonable. Even if I want to do it, I have to do it with my brother! Although I am small in stature, I have skills. It doesn’t matter if she has 369 barrels or 2580000 yuan, as long as I am willing, no matter what
You can't play nonsense." Who can show off? Yu Ji is the best among the best, the vib among the awesome!
"Naruko, you don't seem excited? Are you not interested in beautiful women?" Hearing what Han Qiang said, Yu Ji also noticed.
"Although Qiangzi's wretched behavior seems to deserve a beating, it at least shows that my level of appreciation is not as high as usual. Naruko, your reaction is a bit abnormal, isn't it?" Yu Ji leaned close to Xiao Tianming's ear and looked at Xiao Tianming
He smiled obscenely and said, "Tell me, do you like sister Yu, the aunty type of heavy taste? Or something from your lower body..."
"Fuck! Let me tell you, even if the bones of your little bird are gone, my bird can still stretch and bend as usual." Xiao Tianming raised an internationally recognized gesture to Yu Ji and said with contempt on his face, "Isn't it just the vice president of the student union?
A few photos of Chairman Murong Xuan? And they are the kind of secretly taken photos that are not good enough. I am afraid that only little Jiji values them so much and would be so excited to see them."
"Did you know that Murong Xuan is the vice chairman of the student union?" Yu Ji looked at Xiao Tianming in surprise and murmured, "That's wrong! How did you know? Murong Xuan is a very low-key person.
!”
"Ji Zi, let me tell you a secret. Not only do I know Murong Xuan, but I have also dealt with her. This afternoon, I came to school in Murong Xuan's BMW." Xiao Tianming said as he walked towards Han Qiang's bed.
Lying on Han Qiang's bed, "Qiangzi, my bed has not been made, so I'll sleep in your bed. Later, call me during dinner and I'll treat you to a massage."
"Naruko, do you really know Murong Xuan, and are you very familiar with her?" Yu Ji thought for a while and asked.
"I'm not very familiar with him. It's the kind of thing where you can say hello when you meet and say a few words." Xiao Tianming said to Yu Ji lazily.
"Then you must have Murong Xuan's phone number, right? Hehe... give one to my brother. From now on, brother, I will regard you as my eldest brother." Yu Ji walked to Xiao Tianming's bedside and said with a playful smile.
"Well... I forgot to ask her for it in the afternoon! I'll ask her for it the next time I see her," Xiao Tianming said.
"Blow, keep blowing, keep blowing! There are so many cows flying in the sky!" Yu Ji said, counting in the air as if nothing happened, "One, two, three, four, five
…”
"Naruko, it's okay to brag occasionally, but it's bad if you brag too much." Han Qiang said to Xiao Tianming seriously.
When Xiao Tianming heard what Han Qiang said, he knew that he, like Yu Ji, had not listened to a word of what he said, so he couldn't help but sigh helplessly: "What a world today! Tell a lie or fart, but others will listen to you.
It’s very relished; if it were true, no one would believe it. I don’t know if it’s our tragedy, or if this society is just a coffee table full of cups?”
"Forget it if you don't believe me! I'll squint for a while and remember to call me when I'm eating." Xiao Tianming didn't dwell on this meaningless issue anymore. He closed his eyes and quietly enjoyed this rare moment of silence.
"Jizi, do you think what Naruko said is true?" Han Qiang glanced at Xiao Tianming, who had his eyes closed, and asked Yu Ji.
"Really... shit! Qiangzi, you are the only one who believes his lies. I don't know about other school beauties, but I do know that this Murong Xuan has a habit." Yu Ji lowered his voice deliberately, and in Han Qiang's ears
He said quietly, "Murong Xuan owns a BMW. It's true. But Murong Xuan has a habit, that is, she never lets boys ride in her car. I heard a senior said that in the first month, Murong Xuan even rejected us.
The school's student union president, Zhao Zhongguo, asked for a ride, and he refused Zhao Zhongguo in front of the entire school. This big news was still a sensation at the time. You can find out just by asking. Now, do you still believe Naruko?
If so?"
Han Qiang shook his head and said hesitantly: "Having said that, I don't think Naruko lied to us."
"I'm really defeated by you! If what Naruko said is true, then I'd rather go to the playground and run naked three times. Isn't that okay?" Yu Ji looked at him speechlessly, looking like he hated iron.
Han Qiang couldn't help but feel a strong sense of frustration. He said so much to him, but it was all nonsense!
"This is what you said. I didn't force you, let alone bet with you!" A sly smile appeared on Han Qiang's face.
"Fuck, I fell into the trap of a bitch like you! I, Yu Ji, was so wise all my life!" Yu Ji said with disdain.
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"When we go to eat, why don't we go to the front entrance instead of the back entrance? I remember there are quite a few restaurants on the other side of the front entrance!" Xiao Tianming asked puzzledly.
"Naruko, you don't understand this! Eating is just one of our most basic tasks. In addition to eating, we have a more difficult task waiting for us." Yu Ji smiled at Xiao Tianming, but his face
The smile on his face is as vulgar as it looks. If he hadn't had a certain ability to adapt to this guy's smile, Xiao Tianming might not have been able to eat.
"What mission? Looking at you smiling so obscenely, you must be up to no good." Xiao Tianming gave Yu Ji a roll of his eyes.
"From what you said, is my brother so insignificant in your eyes?" Yu Ji said unhappily.
Xiao Tianming and Han Qiang looked at Yu Ji, nodded in unison, and said in unison: "This is necessary!"
"Fuck! Brother is a noble person, a pure person, a moral person, a person who has escaped from vulgar taste, and a person who is beneficial to countless female compatriots." Yu Ji countered, "Our mission this time
In addition to eating, there is also the need to discover the beauty that exists on the campus of "Tianyi Pavilion". Specifically, for those of us who still regard November 1st as more important than February 14th.
Run together and find something beautiful and touching to end your loneliness.”
"Are you done?" Xiao Tianming gave Yu Ji a thumbs up, index finger, and middle finger, "I promise Chairman Mao: In this life, I have seen obscene people, but I have never seen someone as vulgar as you; I have seen shameless people,
I've never seen you so shameless."
Han Qiang deeply agreed and nodded heavily to Yu Ji again: "Bitch, bitch, really bitch!"
When you are thick-skinned to a certain level, you can directly ignore any look of contempt from others.
"What are you still waiting for? Wait a minute, the beauties have finished their food, and you are still looking at this shit!" After Yu Ji finished speaking, he walked in front without waiting for Xiao Tianming and Han Qiang. His pair were extremely wretched.
His wretched eyes scanned everything around him without stopping for a moment. I am afraid that even the most advanced radar in the United States cannot match his... wretched eyes.
Xiao Tianming and Han Qiang looked at each other behind Yu Ji and were convinced! This brother is really not ordinary strong!