Chapter 84: After three rounds of drinking at the door of the toilet, a pile of beer bottles was piled at the feet of the four boys. But the battle still continued.
"Sister Yan, which one of the four of them do you think can't hold it in and goes to the toilet first?" Chen Bailu put her head in front of Nangong Yan's ear and asked Nangong Yan.
Nangong Yan thought for a while and smiled at Chen Bailu: "The most likely one is my cousin."
"I don't believe it!" Chen Bailu shook his head and denied, "You see, Yu Ji and Han Qiang are already so drunk, but Xiao Tianming is in much better condition. I don't believe it to be the first one to stand up from his seat.
The person in the toilet will be Xiao Tianming."
"Who do you think Bai Lu is?" Nangong Yan was not upset when Chen Bailu denied her guess, and asked with a smile.
"I can't say for sure! If I were asked to guess, I would definitely choose Yu Ji." Chen Bailu replied to Nangong Yan.
"Then how about we make a bet? I bet on Xiao Tianming, and you bet on someone else. As long as he is not the first one to stand up, how about you win?" Nangong Yan said to Chen Bailu with a smile, a flash of light flashing in her eyes.
A cunning look.
"As long as it's not Xiao Tianming, I will win? Then doesn't my concept of winning have three levels, but you only have one? Isn't this taking advantage of you?" Chen Bailu shook his head and rejected Nangong Yan's proposal.
"Don't care if you take advantage of me or not, just bet or not bet!" Nangong Yan said to Chen Bailu with a smile.
"No gambling! If I win, I won't win with force and lose face; if I lose, I will lose even more face. I will never bet on such a bet." Chen Bailu bit her lip and said firmly.
"It seems that you are pretty good!" Nangong Yan smiled and continued to say to Chen Bailu, "Actually, your chances of winning are three levels, while mine is only one level, but I am confident that I will never lose.
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"I don't believe it, I don't believe anything you say." Chen Bailu smiled confidently and said to Nangong Yan with certainty.
As soon as Chen Bailu finished speaking, Xiao Tianming stood up from his seat and said, "I really can't do it anymore. Let's go to the toilet to drain the flood first. You continue, and I will fight you again when I come back." As he said that, Xiao Tianming looked at Chen Bailu.
He walked out with surprised eyes.
"Sister Yan, how did you know that he would be the first to stand up from his seat and go to the toilet because he couldn't hold it in anymore? You don't have any power to predict the future, right?" Chen Bailu looked at Nangong Yan curiously with admiration.
asked.
"Bai Lu, where are you thinking? If I had the ability to predict the future, I would have bought lottery tickets, speculated in stocks, and sat here eating hot pot." Nangong Yan rolled her eyes at Chen Bai Lu angrily, and then explained,
"Actually, there is only one word to put it bluntly."
"Which word?" Chen Bailu asked Nangong Yan curiously.
"Yes, because I understand him." Nangong Yan said lightly.
"Understand?" Although Chen Bailu said "understand", his face said "I don't understand." Since Chen Bailu didn't understand, Nangong Yan could only slowly explain to Chen Bailu, "'understand' means
It means understanding. If you understand a sentence, it means that you understand the sentence and what it means. If you understand a person, it means that you understand this person and know what he will do under what circumstances.
I won't do anything under any circumstances. My cousin wants to save face, but he will never try to show off his face. For example, eating with a beautiful girl. Many men will take the initiative and rush to pay the bill. But he won't. If he sees
When that girl takes out her wallet, he will just wait silently for her to pay the bill and will never stop her."
"Damn! Then is he still a man?" Chen Bailu couldn't help but uttered a curse word, and her face turned red in embarrassment.
Nangong Yan ignored Chen Bailu's reaction and continued: "He is such a real person. He has a good face but will not pretend to be fat."
"Then what does this have to do with you knowing that he stood up first to go to the toilet?" Chen Bailu still didn't understand after hearing so much.
"Don't you see that after drinking for so long, they have filled their stomachs with a lot of water?" Nangong Yan reminded with a smile.
Even after talking about it, if Chen Bailu still doesn't understand, it's better to buy a piece of tofu and kill him.
"I understand! Except for Xiao Tianming, the other three people also wanted to go to the toilet. However, they couldn't hide their shame and were holding on. Xiao Tianming was a real person. When he saw that he couldn't hold it in any longer, he stood up and went to the toilet." Chen
Bai Lu said excitedly.
Nangong Yan smiled slightly and nodded towards Chen Bailu, indicating that she was right.
"Actually, there is another reason." Ouyang Zhi, who had never spoken, suddenly said, "My brother was defeated by Xiao Tianming. Although my brother didn't say anything because of the relationship between my parents and his parents, Xiao Tianming always felt that he owed
My brother wants to save face. So, taking advantage of this opportunity to drink, Xiao Tianming deliberately let my brother regain his reputation. If we really have to fight, my brother will still lose."
"No way? Your brother is so fierce in drinking, will Xiao Tianming be your brother's opponent? Xiaozhi, people who are good at fighting may not necessarily be good at drinking! You are helping him so much, don't you really like that guy?
"Chen Bailu said to Ouyang Zhitao.
"Bai Lu, if you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart!" Ouyang Zhi threatened Chen Bai Lu with a fierce glare.
"Tch! You think I'm afraid of you! If I hadn't told you what was on your mind, would you have become angry?" Chen Bailu shrugged her nose and said nonchalantly. One of them is the eldest sister who is afraid of everyone, and the other is a ghost.
The little witch who kills ghosts, who is afraid of whom?
"Tch! Would I be angry? I think everything will be fine if someone doesn't get jealous." Ouyang Zhi retorted with a cold snort.
"Why are you two arguing while you are talking?" Nangong Yan looked at Ouyang Zhi and Chen Bailu and said with a smile.
Let's move our gaze away from the private room and towards the toilet. Xiao Tianming was about to go to the toilet when he bumped into Murong Xuan.
Xiao Tianming grinned at Murong Xuan and said, "You need to go to the toilet too!"
Murong Xuan ignored Xiao Tianming and was about to go around Xiao Tianming with an expressionless face, but was blocked by Xiao Tianming.
"Are you still angry about what happened that day? I really want to go back with my cousin that day." Xiao Tianming explained to Murong Xuan.
"I've been angry for a long time. Please get out of the way." Murong Xuan said to Xiao Tianming expressionlessly, trying to go around but failed.
"You said you were not angry, but your face turned pale." Xiao Tianming said to Murong Xuan with a playful smile.
"I'll say it again: I've been angry a long time ago, and now I have nothing to be angry about. Please get out of my way." Murong Xuan said coldly.
"Tch! Who believes it? Tell me how I can prevent you from being angry. The worst thing is that I will accompany you to Lushan Mountain after tomorrow." Xiao Tianming said flatteringly.
"No need! I'm not your cousin, and I don't have as much dignity as Ouyang Zhi. If you don't get out of the way, then return the key to me. Don't make me feel disgusted with you." Murong Xuan touched her nose.
, said to Xiao Tianming coldly.
"Key? What key?" Xiao Tianming asked Murong Xuan doubtfully.
"The key to my house." Murong Xuan said calmly.
"So you want to drive me out!" Xiao Tianming smiled and said to Murong Xuan, "Is this how you treat your benefactor?"
"I have been your nanny for more than half a month, and I have already repaid your kindness." Murong Xuan bit her lips and said to Xiao Tianming.
"Tch! Do you think you're sending a beggar away? That's what your life is worth?" Xiao Tianming touched his nose and said to Murong Xuan.
"Then how do you want me to repay you?" Murong Xuan sneered at Xiao Tianming.
"The ancients said: The favor of saving one's life should be pledged with one's own body." Xiao Tianming smiled shamelessly at Murong Xuan.
"Then you mean you want me to commit myself to you? Okay! Tonight, I will sleep with the door closed. If you want, just come to me." Murong Xuan folded her arms in front of her chest, leaning half against the wall as if smiling.
He looked at Xiao Tianming non-smilingly, with a sneer on his lips.
"Pretend I didn't say anything!" Xiao Tianming wiped his nose, waved his hand helplessly, and made way for Murong Xuan.
"Puch!" Murong Xuan couldn't help laughing, and walked away coolly, "You really have a lustful heart but no courage!"
Xiao Tianming shrugged helplessly, but with a faint smile on his face, he said to himself: "It seems that this storm has finally passed. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there are people who are willing. Even the school belle can deal with it.
What's so hard to do about Brother Zhu?"
"The heroes of the world are here to bow their heads, and the chaste women of the world come in and undress and take off their belts." Looking at the couplets hanging on the doors on the left and right, Xiao Tianming didn't have time to laugh, so he rushed in. Following a slender warm current, he rushed in.
Next, Xiao Tianming let out a "shhh" and felt relieved, shouting in his heart: "How refreshing it is!"
I don’t know if it’s because of extreme joy but also sadness. When Xiao Tianming came out, he bumped into Nangong Yan who was coming. At the same time, Nangong Yan stepped on his foot with high heels in retaliation. There was an intact egg under the high heels, and Xiao Tianming suddenly felt pain.
Just call me mother.
"Pretend, keep pretending! Let me see how long you have to pretend. Murong Xuan has left anyway, let me see who you are pretending for." Nangong Yan folded her hands in front of her chest and looked at Xiao Tianming rubbing his feet with a smile, with a joke on her face.
color.
"Sister, you will know how much it hurts once you try it." Xiao Tianming rolled his eyes at Nangong Yan resentfully, his eyes full of grievance.
"Come on! If a grown man can't even bear this little pain, then it's okay." Nangong Yan glared at Xiao Tianming with disdain, and then said with a cheerful smile, "Cousin, didn't you have a great time communicating with our school beauty just now?
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"..." Xiao Tianming pretended to be dumbfounded and took the opportunity to escape, but Nangong Yan blocked his way with his body.
"What sweet words did you say to her to make her so happy? In my impression, this is the first time she giggled." Nangong Yan put her beautiful little cherry mouth to Xiao Tianming's ear and asked softly.
road.
Xiao Tianming couldn't help but trembled, and hurriedly moved back to avoid Nangong Yan's extended head. Then he glared at her fiercely and walked forward quickly, causing Nangong Yan to laugh endlessly behind him.