Seeing that she seemed to be thinking about something, the old gangster smiled and said: "Jingjing, how about you call me Brother Sheng? I will definitely treat you like my own sister in the future, okay?"
Lin Xiaojing then raised her head, bit her lip and said, "Why are you doing all this?"
"Fate, I value fate the most! But you can't meet that guy from Fudan this time, otherwise, I will break his legs!"
Damn it, the bastard who can change your temperament must be the one who abandoned you. Damn it, if he dares to appear in front of you in this life, I will destroy him and abandon you!
The old gangster thought so, and then said: "Then it's settled, you will be my biological sister from now on, and I will treat you well! Let's go, I just bought this car, I will take you around the city, you
You should smile more, your dimples will appear when you smile, they are quite cute!"
Along the way, the old gangster stopped hearing her words, but he still kept talking about the Internet bubble, the development of the west, the terracotta warriors and horses, and real estate.
Finally, he said: "I opened an Internet cafe near your school, Millennium Internet Cafe. If you have nothing to do, go there. I won't charge you any money. I will call the network administrator in advance. As long as you show him your
student ID card.”
At this time, Lin Xiaojing's mood became much calmer and she said: "Send me back!"
The old gangster hurriedly said: "If you don't call me Brother Sheng today, I won't be able to send you back!"
Lin Xiaojing was silent again.
"Forget it, I remember you like wearing white skirts. I'll buy two for you. Summer is coming soon!" After the old gangster finished speaking, he went to Century Golden Flower.
"I don't want your things, please stop and let me go! Otherwise, I will jump out of the car!" Lin Xiaojing threatened.
"Jump the car? I've locked the door and the rear window a long time ago! If you want to jump, just climb up through the sunroof and jump!" The old gangster pointed at the sunroof and said.
Of course Lin Xiaojing didn't dare to do that, and said: "What's the point of doing this?"
The old gangster smiled and said: "I can't explain clearly, but I want to do this, okay? Don't worry, I won't bully you unless you want to!" Then, the old gangster turned his head fiercely and said: "Let's
Is it so difficult for you to call me brother?"
Lin Xiaojing immediately lowered her head and said: "I won't scream, you are not a good person!"
His stubborn temper has not changed, the old gangster thought.
"Okay, okay, I'll take you back!" The old gangster said helplessly: "But we agreed that we are not allowed to see the Fudan man, whose nickname is Leonardo!"
Parking the car under the teaching building again, the old gangster looked at the time and saw that it was already past 12 noon, so he said, "Shall I treat you to dinner?"
"No, please open the door quickly!" Lin Xiaojing said.
Watching Lin Xiaojing walking into the teaching building, the old gangster sighed: "Damn it, singing to wine, what a life! I just want to get drunk now!"
The old gangster parked the car next to a small restaurant where he and Lin Xiaojing visited most often in his previous life;
As soon as he entered the door, the old gangster said: "Boss, one portion of stir-fried beans, one portion of braised beef, one portion of spicy chicken nuggets, and one portion of Tangba fish!"
Ordered four dishes that he and Lin Xiaojing liked together in their previous lives.
After sitting down, the old gangster touched his belly and said: "Five bottles of dry beer and one bottle of 15-year-old Xifeng!"
The boss, who had been at the counter opposite the door, watched him come out of the car. He smiled quickly and said: "Okay, waiter, come here and write the order, and send it in quickly!"
The old gangster took out his cell phone, looked at it, and then put it in his pocket.
Damn, I'm really drunk, Fei'er is probably worried to death again! Forget it, let Xiaoxin Ahai come with you. Even if you are drunk, there will be someone to take care of you. If you always trouble your aunt, it will probably be like last time.
, it was the next morning when I woke up.
Damn it, when these two guys come together, how can I be in the mood to drink and sing?
No matter what, let’s call my aunt in the end.
Life is proud to be thoroughly enjoyed themselves!
When he was dizzy from drinking, he buried his head on the table.
A waiter asked the boss who came over: "What should I do?"
"Let me ask!" The boss pushed the old gangster and asked: "Master, master, it's not okay for you to sleep like this. You have a mobile phone or something. Call someone to pick you up!"
The old gangster was not asleep, but he was dizzy and confused. He raised his head, blinked his eyes, and said: "Look for my aunt, my aunt, my aunt. I have to say at least three times before my aunt appears!"
After saying that, he lay down again.
The boss looked puzzled, and then smiled at the waiter on the side: "Auntie? Auntie may be his girlfriend or something. This young man is quite interesting. I don't know which leader or rich man he drives for!"
At this time, the boss heard the old gangster whispering softly: "Auntie, come on, please come on, please come on, please come on..."
The boss and the waiter laughed when they heard this. The boss in his 30s laughed again and said: "If it is a beautiful woman, I would also like to ask my aunt to have sex with me!"
But the old gangster stood up immediately!
Then he turned around, looked around, looked down at the leftovers on the table, took out his wallet, took out 300 yuan, and said, "No need to look for it!"
After saying that, he walked straight out as if nothing happened.
The boss and the waiter were inexplicably confused. The boss said: "Isn't it really a ghost? I originally ordered a bottle of Xifeng, but then I ordered another bottle, and then drank it with five bottles of beer. If I didn't get drunk, I wouldn't be a human being!"
I’ve even seen him run to the toilet a few times!”
He saw the old gangster striding to the front of the car, pulling the door open, and getting in. The boss quickly ran to the door and watched the car slowly drive to the road and then drive away quickly.
"You're so evil. You drive a car worth more than 2 million yuan, but you dare to go out to drink?" The boss shook his head and returned to the restaurant.
When the old gangster woke up again, he closed his eyes and touched his side, but there was no one there.
Fortunately, okay, maybe it was still early, but he was stunned for a moment. No, these sheets were definitely not the sheets in the den. He quickly opened his eyes, only to find that he had arrived at another familiar place.
Damn it, why did I come to Sister Baoxiu's place?
"Auntie, are you there?" the old gangster called.
Of course my aunt is not here!
The old gangster rubbed his still aching head and found that his mouth was dry. Then he touched his body and suddenly let out a "huh" sound.
Are you still wearing pajamas?
Why is Sister Baoxiu so considerate?
But I never wear pajamas!
He looked out the window again and found that although the curtains were drawn, it was still slightly bright outside!
It can't be morning, right? Sister Baoxiu shouldn't have gotten up so early. Even if she did, she would definitely sleep here. Why aren't the sheets warm?
Damn, you didn’t sleep all day and all night, did you?
He turned around and saw the phone on the bedside table, and quickly took it to take a look;
After seeing the date, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, okay, it's today, almost seven o'clock in the evening. Didn't you wake up after sleeping for 5 hours?"
After saying that, he dialed Yang Feier's phone number;
After getting through, he said: "I won't go back for dinner tonight. Don't wait for me to be too late. I'll go back before 12 o'clock!"
After a while, after hanging up the phone, the old gangster whispered: "I will never drink like this again. Grandma, Lin Xiaojing, I really deserve you! I have never been drunk for anyone in this life!"
He walked out, suddenly felt an upset stomach, and ran straight to the water room.
Ten minutes later, after finishing my stomach, washing and bathing, I went to the living room wearing shorts and shirtless, and saw Zhang Baoxiu in the kitchen.
Zhang Baoxiu turned her head and said with a sweet smile: "Yifan, wake up? How could you drink so much? I can't imagine how you came back? You threw yourself on me as soon as you entered the door. You don't even know how much you weigh!"
The old gangster walked up to her and saw her cooking Sichuan cuisine. He smiled and said, "I'm going to have another delicious meal tonight!"
Zhang Baoxiu said happily: "Wait a minute, I'll prepare it for you!"
After speaking, he handed him a large glass of water that looked light yellow and said: "I heard you got up, so I made some warm water and added some honey. Drink it. It can relieve the alcohol!"
The old gangster was moved again, took the cup, drank it in one gulp, then put it down, put one hand around Zhang Baoxiu's waist, and said: "You give me a cup of honey water, and I give you a sweet kiss, and I will do the same in the future."
Like this cup of warm honey water, it’s sweet and warm!”
After saying that, he kissed her, and the happy Zhang Baoxiu responded enthusiastically.