At this moment, Li Yifan was leaning on his seat with his eyes closed.
"Sir, do you need anything?" A gentle voice said.
He opened his eyes, smiled and said: "Let's get a set meal on the plane!"
There happened to be a foreigner sitting next to him. He was in his fifties and he was from an unknown country.
"Boss, why don't you chat with this foreigner?" came the girl's voice.
Although Li Yifan was a half-finished master's degree in his previous life, his English proficiency was very limited, so he looked embarrassed and did not want to lose the face of the Chinese people. The girl ridiculed him and said: "Humph, it's so embarrassing. You have to rely on me for everything.
After I return to Xijing, I will cultivate you well. If you don’t learn ten or twenty foreign languages, you won’t be allowed to go out!”
What? Li Yifan’s shocked expression.
"Hehe, I'm not joking!" the girl said, crossing her waist.
Seeing the stewardess walking gracefully, Li Yifan's lower body swelled again.
"When you think about something, you are creating karma!" The girl suddenly said something that Li Yifan didn't understand.
Li Yifan stuffed his mouth full, drank the Coke on the plane, and waved to the flight attendant.
"Hello, do you need anything?" the flight attendant lowered her body slightly and said softly.
"Boss, these are just professional habits. Don't think she is really gentle to you. Maybe she despises you!" said the girl.
Li Yifan also subconsciously said: "Why do you despise me?"
The stewardess was stunned and thought, how did he know that I just despised him because he was ungrateful and sitting next to a foreigner was a disgrace to the Chinese people?
"Sir, I'm sorry, do you need anything?" the flight attendant changed the subject.
It is also Li Yifan's nature not to bully the weak, but it does not mean that he can be despised by others, and he especially can't stand the mentality of beautiful stewardesses who admire foreign things.
He shook his head: "I see you have beer, can you give me a bottle?"
"Okay!" The stewardess turned around and went to get a can of Snow Beer from the dining car.
"What a shame!" said the little girl.
Li Yifan took the beer, shook it and said, "Thank you!"
After saying that, he pulled up the ring, and there was a "pop" sound, and a stream of white foam shot out. The poor stewardess immediately "drunk all over her face" and even her clothes were wet.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Li Yifan said hurriedly.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Why did I mess with you, the boss? Uuuuuu, you are so devoid of character!" The little girl covered her face and started to cry.
The stewardess was extremely angry. Seeing everyone around her looking at her, she smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter!"
"Well, that's good. Your service attitude is really good. I will write to the leaders of your company to praise you!" Li Yifan said.
There were a few unkind glances from all around, and the foreigner next to him was also chirping something, and then he spoke in a language that Li Yifan could understand, to the effect that Li Yifan was asking him to apologize to this lovely lady.
"You're done, boss!" The girl showed a gloating expression.
"I am your master, you must help me, it's your turn!" Li Yifan gave the girl a "firm" instruction.
So, my whole body trembled, my eyes became dull, and then slowly became clear.
Ten seconds later, Li Yifan said in German to the foreigner beside him: "Sir, why do you need to apologize?"
The foreigner was obviously stunned for a moment, because he just spoke in French and English.
And he also understands German.
The foreigner replied in German: "Because you deliberately violated this lady!"
Li Yifan replied in Russian: "Don't you think this lady violated me in her heart?"
This time the foreigner did not withdraw. He obviously did not understand the meaning of the words, but it did not mean that he did not know which language it was in.
Seeing the foreigner facing him silently, Li Yifan said in Spanish: "Let me tell you the truth, this lady just saw me sitting next to you eating and drinking. She thought I had disgraced the country. She thought you were better than
I’m one step ahead!”
Unexpectedly, the foreigner understood this time and replied in Spanish: "Sir, how do you know she thinks so?"
Unexpectedly, Li Yifan said to him in Arabic: "You can ask her!"
The flight attendant went from being sulky to aggrieved, and finally became so surprised that she even opened her mouth!
The surrounding passengers looked surprised.
If Li Yifan, who was extremely boring in his previous life, "sees" this scene, his vanity will definitely become extremely powerful.
It's a pity that his consciousness has been pushed into an unknown corner by the girl.
He has no idea what is happening now!
Li Yifan turned his head and looked up at the flight attendant, finding that her eyes were a little nervous and her face turned red.
"You shouldn't have had the mentality of worshiping foreigners just now, you know?" Li Yifan said.
The stewardess looked a little flustered and whispered: "I'm sorry!"
Li Yifan shook his head when he saw this stewardess who would soon be rated as a campus beauty after being thrown into the Polytechnic Institute.
What a pity! I met a beautiful woman who is beautiful in appearance but not beautiful in heart.
The foreigner next to him looked at Li Yifan with interest and said in his native language: "Sir, you are so good, you actually understand so many languages!"
"Thank you, modesty is the virtue of us Chinese people!" Li Yifan replied in French. Then he saw a stewardess on the plane walking out of the storage compartment. This stewardess with smart eyes, fair skin, and sweet appearance stood opposite him.
Next to Li Yifan, the stewardess, still dripping with foam on her face, said: "Sister Wu, what's going on?"
"Xiao Wu" turned around, bit his lip, and said softly: "It's nothing!"
The flight attendant who spoke approached, looked at Li Yifan, and said, "Sir, what can I do?"
"It's okay, it's okay!" After saying that, he took out the wet napkin on the plane, stood up, and handed it to Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu took the napkin silently.
The foreigner next to me said in English: "Madam, the matter is over, just make up!"
The flight attendant who spoke obviously understood the meaning in English, so she said to Xiao Wu: "Go to the bathroom and clean up!"
After Xiao Wu wiped the foam off his face, he looked down at Li Yifan and saw him making an apologetic gesture, then turned around and walked to the bathroom.
All the passengers who were standing in the cabin sat down, and the foreigner next to him asked with interest: "Sir, can you recognize me? I am El Raffarin, and this is my business card." After saying that, he took out a business card,
handed it to him.
Li Yifan took it and understood that El Raffarin was an archeology professor at the University of France.
"Sorry, my name is Li Yifan!" After saying that, he took out a pen and wrote his name, English pinyin, and mobile phone number on the back of the business card.
"Mr. Raffarin, I'm sorry, you have to give me another business card!"
El Raffarin looked at his actions and smiled: "Of course!"
After "giving each other business cards" like this.
"Mr. Raffarin, why are you going to Xijing?" Li Yifan said in French.
So the two chatted in surprise. Li Yifan learned that Raffarin had just spent the Spring Festival in the archeology department of a university in Jianghan Province and would now go to the Terracotta Warriors and Horses Museum to study the excavation of Pit No. 2 as an invited expert.
The air travel was short. Raffarin was picked up directly at the exit, and Li Yifan stood at the exit, waiting.
Several beauties came over dragging boxes. Li Yifan saw the stewardess named Wu and waved greetings from a distance.
After several people came closer, Xiao Wu looked at Li Yifan with a "strange" look in his eyes.
"I've finally waited for you! How about I treat you to dinner this afternoon as an apology?" Li Yifan said.
When the two flight attendants next to him heard what Li Yifan said, they immediately smiled and dragged the suitcase away. Xiao Wu blushed slightly and said: "No, it was my fault on the plane. But how do you know what I was thinking at that time?"
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"Because I have special powers!" Li Yifan said with a smile.
Then, he leaned close to the flight attendant's ear and whispered: "You are wearing white cotton underwear underneath, and there is a little bear!"
The stewardess was so embarrassed!
At this moment, Li Yifan was seen trembling all over, his eyes dull and slowly clearing.
Wait for him to "wake up"!
He saw the little girl covering her mouth and belly in his mind, laughing non-stop.
"You?" Xiao Wu said angrily: "Rogue!"
After saying that, he held his suitcase and walked forward quickly, leaving behind the sound of high heels.
Li Yifan shook his head: "What on earth did you do? Why did she scold me?"
"I want to go!" the girl waved her little hand and said.
Li Yifan was speechless, carrying his suitcase and walking towards the exit!