QQ group 148248391, the recruiter Li Yifan parked the car dozens of meters away from the school gate, then got out of the car, picked up the local specialties he brought from his hometown, and walked to the door. When passing by the Saturday Internet Cafe, you can see
Above Brother Zhang's head at the bar, he whistled and shouted: "Handsome guy!"
Although Brother Zhang was 28 years old at this time, which was a bit older than Li Yifan physically, he was still young mentally after all, and after having fun at the farmhouse that day, the three of them talked without much age boundaries.
When Brother Zhang heard what he said, he stretched his neck and looked happy. Then he stood up and shouted, "When did you arrive?"
"I just arrived yesterday. I had a busy day this morning. Come to the school in the afternoon to have a look!" Li Yifan didn't let him come out. He walked in and put a piece of souvenirs on the bar: "It's for you and my sister-in-law. There's nothing here."
More, just a thought, I have to go to the dormitory, I may not have time to chat with you tonight, I will see you tomorrow!"
The Internet cafe is very small. Some netizens stretched their necks and looked here. Brother Zhang smiled and said: "What are you bringing? If you have anything to do, go to my house for dinner tomorrow afternoon."
"Yes! I'll leave first!" Li Yifan was not polite to him, smiled, waved his hand and left.
They say the world is small. Along the way from the school gate to the dormitory, Li Yifan met several people he was familiar with in his previous life.
Li Yifan saw a woman named Xiao Mo. She was not tall, and she was a fellow villager of his. She had a good relationship with him. When this little woman, who was 1.55cm tall, saw Li Yifan, she raised her head and said with a smile: "Li Yifan,
when did you come?"
Li Yifan quickly opened the bag and said to her: "No, take a bag and go."
This little Mo quickly said: "I won't take it anymore, I won't take it anymore!"
"Why are you so polite?" Li Yifan took out a bag of local specialties and handed it to her: "There is only one bag, take it and taste it with the people in the dormitory."
Xiao Mo didn't have any ink marks, so he took it.
Li Yifan remembered that she married Xiaoxin in the dormitory seven years later. Two years before he committed suicide, there was a dark period and he borrowed thousands of dollars from the couple. Although he finally paid it back before his death, this was
He never repaid his kindness to the couple until his death.
When he saw her again, Li Yifan was inevitably a little sad.
"Thank you!" Xiao Mo looks average, but according to Li Yifan's previous life, she is indeed a good wife who manages the household, is diligent, and is good at cooking.
"You're welcome, I'll treat you and Xiaoxin to dinner another day!" Li Yifan replied.
As soon as he spoke, he felt that he was wrong. Although he said this many times in his previous life and realized it once or twice, the relationship between Xiao Mo and Xiao Xin has not yet been established in this life!
Xiao Mo felt baffled!
Li Yifan quickly said: "Okay, I won't tell you anymore, I will withdraw."
The freshman dormitory is relatively tidy, and everyone folds quilts, but after the junior year, in the boys' dormitory, it is rare for people to get up and fold quilts.
I remember in my previous life, when I was a junior in college, my dormitory was called a "pig's nest".
When I returned to the pig den, I found that no one was there. Xiaoxin and a few guys were munching sausages. When they saw Li Yifan, they shouted with a mouth full of oil: "I'm waiting for you!"
Li Yifan put the bag on the table, and several people rushed to see what it was and took out the contents of the bag. He quickly opened a bag and said with a smile: "No, this bag is my equipment for picking up girls."
Several people started to make fun of him.
Seeing that the Kung Fu tea was brewing on the table, Li Yifan asked them what they were doing.
"Going to shit!" Taozi gnawed on the sausage and threw oranges into his mouth with one hand.
"Damn, that's vulgar!" Shitou pointed at Taozi and said.
"The two of them shit together!" Xiao Xin, who is also a layman, said.
Xiaojun couldn't see it and deliberately walked away a few steps: "I won't stand with you anymore!"
Li Yifan suddenly realized that the scene in front of him was so different from his previous life!
In a previous life, during this snack party, someone had a bad stomach and ran to the toilet several times during the snack party.
But there was no vulgar "co-starring" incident.
Then he thought again, isn't everything changing?
"Girl, what didn't happen happened, what happened also happened, it just changed its appearance!"
At this time, the two "co-performing" brothers came back. As soon as they entered the door, Brother Feng shouted: "Yeah, yeah, everyone is here!"
Xiaoxin hurriedly said: "Lock the door and don't let anyone in!"
Shitou said: "Close the door and let the dogs out!"
Xiaoxin then said: "Close the door and put the rocks away!"
The two began to laugh and curse.
"This dialogue also happened!" Li Yifan said to the girl in his mind.
"Huh huh huh!" The girl looked like a master and didn't answer him.
The first cup of Kung Fu tea is bitter, but afterwards it is indeed bitter and sweet, with an incomparable aftertaste.
"Come on, everyone smoke!" Li Yifan took out Yuxi and threw it on the table.
Brother Feng, who will be a "smoker" for the next few years, hurriedly grabbed it, took out his cigarettes, and shared them with everyone. Each of them had one, so as not to lose anything.
Then several people began to ask him about renting a house outside, and everyone scolded him about whether he wanted to live with Miss Yang.
"I think so too!" Li Yifan said with a look of excitement on his face.
Last semester's grade list also came out, and a few pieces of paper were thrown on Xiaoxin's bed. Li Yifan ate the sausage Xiaoxin brought, savoring the spicy and spicy feeling he had before, and picked up a grade sheet.
table and found his name.
He couldn't remember his score now, but he remembered his ranking, which was more than 150 people, a ranking that was half a bucket of water. But this time, he paused for a while, and he was actually in the 30th place, which suddenly improved by more than 40 places.
Shitou sat on Li Yifan's bed, eating the shortbread that Li Yifan brought from home, and shouted: "This time four people in the dormitory won scholarships! Brother Fan, you are awesome, you actually got 98 points in philosophy, which is 40 points higher than me.
"
Several roommates laughed, and Xiaoxin said: "You deserve it, you have to make up the exam, it's a public class in school!"
Brother Feng said: "It's okay, it's okay. I failed three of the nine courses. I'm here with you in philosophy."
Li Yifan turned to look at Brother Feng and found that he was gnawing sausages as if nothing had happened. He sighed in his heart. Brother Feng's bad luck started from this semester. Two semesters of advanced mathematics, the last semester and the next semester until his senior year.
None of them have passed the make-up exam yet.
"Hua Zai ranked the highest, among a dozen or so, and he was probably the second prize. Xiaojun was almost able to win the second prize!" Brother Taozi said, "I, just a little bit behind, can win the third prize."
Maybe it was because he was a few dozen points higher in philosophy that he improved his ranking by dozens of places. He threw the performance ranking list on the bed and said: "It's ridiculous, we are a science and engineering school. If you break philosophy, you will fail!"
Shitou was also dissatisfied and said: "That's right, 10% of people failed, but the high scores are terrible, 40% failed!"
Li Yifan remembers that in his previous life, there were several courses in the school that were extremely difficult to pass. Half of the students failed the first time. Moreover, the results of the initial test and the make-up test were recorded on the graduation transcript. When he was looking for a job in his senior year, he did not dare to show it.
, let alone apply for graduate students abroad.
It wasn't until Li Yifan graduated with a master's degree that the school agreed to lower the difficulty of the exam after the full request of teachers and students.
Honest, silly honest!
Li Yifan thought to himself that under such strict requirements, students in the school who were in the 50s or 60s had better work ability after graduation and started working than those from some schools of the same grade with an average score of more than 80s.
"Brother Fan, you kid said, how did you take the philosophy test? Did you cheat?" Brother Taozi said.
"Of course I cheated!" Li Yifan said with a smile: "Otherwise it would be impossible!"
Several people began to argue about Li Yifan, how he cheated, and how to teach his brothers. Li Yifan laughed and laughed, but finally let it go.
The snack party lasted for two hours. Li Yifan carried the bag left for Yang Feier and said: "Brothers, I have something to do, so I have to leave first!"
Everyone began to bless him with extremely obscene words.
"Yang Feier, Yang Feier!" Li Yifan knocked on the window and shouted.
A round face appeared, smiled, and then lowered the curtain.
After a while, he ran out and said: "Look for Miss Yang, she is not there!"
She was a roommate of Yang Fei'er, and Li Yifan didn't know her name.
"No, did you not go back to school or the dormitory?" Li Yifan asked.
It was almost 10 o'clock at this time. It was impossible for Miss Yang, who had the habit of going to bed early and getting up late, not to go back to the dormitory. Li Yifan calculated the time well!
"I didn't go back to school!" said the round-faced girl.
"Okay, senior sister, take this thing in and give it to your dormitory!" Li Yifan handed it over.
Of course the round-faced girl knew it was for Yang Feier, so she took it and said with a smile: "Then I'll thank you on her behalf!"
Li Yifan didn't talk to her anymore, turned around and left, then turned back: "Save some for her!"
The round-faced sister giggled and got into the dormitory building.
Grandma's, the beauty didn't come back. Li Yifan was a little depressed. He hadn't seen her beautiful little face, graceful figure and fragrant temperament for a long time.
At this time, it is very inconvenient to contact you!
"Boss, how about that beauty?" the little girl asked in his mind.
Li Yifan looked over.
What kind of beauty? Isn’t she just the black girl in the class?
The black girl is not actually dark. She has wheat-colored skin and looks very healthy.
Li Yifan walked over and whistled. The black girl turned around and glanced at him, then turned around and waited at the door of Li Yifan's dormitory building angrily.
"Black girl, are you waiting for the handsome guy?" Li Yifan said with a smile.
"Hei Niu" is not called Hei Niu at this time!
This "black girl" classmate with a score of 80 said: "It's very annoying!"
When Li Yifan heard this, his thirty-year-old heart smiled and said: "Who are we waiting for? Brother Qiang?"
The black girl has been single for four years in college, and now her little face looks a little shy.
The black girl turned her little face away again and ignored him. Li Yifan looked at her carefully from the side and found that the black girl this year had a really good figure, which can be described as "protruding in front and curvy in the back".
Li Yifan didn't think anything wrong about her, but his rebirth made him like to appreciate the expressions that his classmates and acquaintances had or didn't have before.
"Black girl, don't ignore me! I just want to make friends with you!" You know, if you are not a stranger, few people would say such shameless words, but Li Yifan, who has a 30-year-old mentality and a 20-year-old body, did it
.
"Am I familiar with you?" The black girl turned her head and said angrily.
"Raw, very raw!" Li Yifan said: "The raw rice has not been cooked yet!"
"Bah, bah, bah, you are an old gangster!" the little girl cursed in his mind.
The black girl was furious, turned around and ran away without waiting for the legendary Brother So-and-so.
"Hey, black girl, I wish you good night!" Li Yifan shouted.
At this time, Li Yifan's outrageous things were seen by many people under the night. These people were stunned. How could he be so shameless!