Li Yifan quickly took out a few hundred dollars and handed it to Bai Jie: "You women can do this job, and we gentlemen won't join in the fun!"
Bai Jie took the money and said with a smile: "The extra money is a tip!"
"No problem, buy some chicken, duck, fish and meat, don't think it's too much!" Li Yifan said.
Except for the three girls who were too tired and didn't talk much today, they were sitting on the sofa watching TV. Bai Jie, Liu Xiaoyuan, the fast-talking girl plus one other four girls went out to buy groceries.
"How's it going, Brother Feng?" Li Yifan said to Brother Feng, who was still fighting.
At this time, Brother Feng's skills were very average, far behind himself and Li Yifan in later generations.
Li Yifan really wanted to ask me to perform for you, but seeing how much Brother Feng liked computer games, he held back.
Then he thought to himself that toys can really kill one's morale, and that Brother Feng was able to repeat a grade mainly because of computer games.
"My family is planning to open an Internet cafe here. Let's go and play when we have time!" Li Yifan thought of the need to settle things with Brother Zhang as soon as possible in the past two days, so he said to several people.
"It's very profitable to open an Internet cafe!" Xiaojun interrupted at this time.
Li Yifan remembered that Brother Feng and Brother Taozi were relatively wealthy in their previous lives, so he said: "Which of you wants to open a family, you can invest in it!"
Seeing that several people were silent, Li Yifan said: "Brother Taozi, is your house okay?"
Everyone makes money together, and everyone shares risks, but he will always take the lion's share. This is the experience Li Yifan summarized after seeing "Ten Thousand Volumes of Books" in his previous life. Unfortunately, it is only a "theoretical experience."
Brother Taozi said at this time: "I'll go back and discuss it with my family to see if it works."
"Whether it works or not, if it is successful, we will go online and give you discounts from now on!" Li Yifan promised everyone.
Half an hour later, the girl who was shopping for vegetables came back. As soon as he entered the door, Bai Jie shouted: "I'm so tired, I'm so tired, you're awesome, Taozi, come here and get your things!"
"Comrades, thank you for your hard work!" Hearing this voice, Brother Taozi immediately walked out of the room, waved like a leader, and shouted.
It made the three girls on the sofa giggle.
"Here you go, there are more than 40 yuan left, I wanted to spend it all!" Bai Jie handed Li Yifan a hand of dimes.
"You keep it, I'll take it when I go back in the evening!" Li Yifan said.
Bai Jie felt that he had an obligation to take the six people in the dormitory back, so he said: "That's okay, thank you!" He was not polite.
However, Li Yifan's small move made all the girls have a favorable impression of him.
The girls were about to sit down to rest again. As soon as they sat down, Bai Jie suddenly said: "Great man, do you really not have a girlfriend?"
"Really do not have!"
I don’t know if Yang Fei’er counts, but she didn’t admit it.
"Then, let me introduce her to you!" Bai Jie pulled Liu Xiaoyuan beside her.
Liu Xiaoyuan suddenly blushed!
Li Yifan didn't expect this result. He scratched his head and thought, it doesn't matter whether he accepts it or refuses it.
Several pigheads started to make noises beside him, trying to push him onto the sofa.
This was too fast. It was just like this on the first day they met. Li Yifan couldn't help but blame Bai Jie for too many things.
"My golden turtle son-in-law!" Bai Jie smiled in Liu Xiaoyuan's ear.
Damn, the golden turtle son-in-law got up, and Li Yifan was speechless.
When something like this happens, both men and women like to make noise, maybe it's human nature.
When Li Yifan saw this, even a 30-year-old man couldn't control his thoughts at this time.
It seems that this kind of thing can only be avoided amidst the cheers. Li Yifan changed the subject and said: "Bai Jie, how about I introduce Brother Taozi to you?"
This was the fate of both of them. Bai Jie immediately blushed, and Brother Taozi was still a "younger brother" at this time, so his old face also turned red.
Xiaojun said hurriedly: "Okay, okay, stop making trouble, we are all starving, let's cook quickly!"
Thank God, Li Yifan finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Xiaojun, don't worry, I will definitely introduce you to a girlfriend!" Li Yifan remembered that Xiaojun was still alone in 2010 in his previous life, so he patted him on the shoulder and said.
Xiaojun immediately waved his hand and smiled shyly.
Why do humans feel shy when it comes to matters between men and women? Li Yifan suddenly felt a little confused.
No one came to answer.
Within half an hour, the aroma of food filled the room. Even though everyone had eaten apples, their stomachs were still growling.
"Sister Bai, you are wrong, you are good at this craft, Brother Taozi will be blessed in the future!" Brother Feng got tired of playing games, let Shitou and Hua Zai surf the computer on the computer, ran out, picked up the meat slices with chopsticks, and devoured it.
After hearing this, Brother Taozi buried his head and gnawed on the apple.
These days, it is estimated that except for Li Yifan and Brother Feng, everyone else is a thin-faced person.
Meals are ready;
"Come on, let's have a drink. Thank you for your hospitality!" Bai Jie is a woman and speaks softly, but he has the demeanor of a general.
Li Yifan hurriedly said that he didn't dare to take the job. Thank you everyone for helping me work as a coolie today.
"It's quite interesting! I didn't expect the dormitory to be so fun!" said the quick-talking girl.
"Nice man, I just heard that you are going to open an Internet cafe, right? Open it near our school. I will definitely go there often to support you!" Bai Jie said again.
"It's something we haven't figured out yet!" Li Yifan said modestly.
"Why do you guys talk so little today?" Brother Shitou shouted to a few relatively silent girls: "You deserve to be punished, you have to drink!"
This pig-headed man was an alcoholic in his previous life and this life. After his junior year, he became a beer belly.
"If you don't want to drink, I'll have a drink with Shitou!" Li Yifan said mischievously.
After saying this, as expected, the girls drank half a glass of beer obediently.
"Brother Fan, I've convinced you!" Brother Feng shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Stop teasing us, you should be the main force in drinking!" Bai Jie said at this moment.
"No, Bai Jie, tell me about your past with our brother Taozi!" Xiaoxin said.
"Don't keep talking about me!" Brother Taozi immediately retorted.
Everyone laughed except Bai Jie.
"Brother Fan, please write a poem for everyone!" Brother Taozi suddenly said.
Li Yifan was stunned, what are these words?
I remember that Brother Taozi took everyone to meet a female classmate of his in his previous life, and told the classmate that Brother Fan can compose poetry, so let him write a poem for us to listen to. Although it was a joke at the time, Li Yifan remembered it deeply.
Everyone saw Li Yifan stunned, so they started to cheer again.
Although Li Yifan is half-empty, it is not a problem to remember a few lyrics or Internet slang from the year 2000 in his mind.
But now he is wilted. Why would Brother Taozi say the same words in his previous life on this occasion?
"Boss, you should know by now that some of the things that should happen will still happen, right?" Xiao Niu said quietly in his mind.
"Is the time wrong?" Li Yifan asked in his mind.
"According to the memory I dug up from your past life, to be precise, Brother Taozi should have said it tomorrow morning." Xiao Niu said.
The person next to him pushed Li Yifan and said, "Brother Fan, don't be in a daze, compose a song for everyone to listen to!"
After Li Yifan sorted out his thoughts, he smiled at everyone: "Since you want to write a poem, I'm not welcome! There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, and I suspect it is frost on the ground..."
"No, no, this is memorizing poetry instead of composing poetry!" said the quick-talking girl.
Yes, yes, everyone began to agree.
"Well, if not, who among you is a talented girl and can sing an English song for us?" Wa Jai said honestly.
None of the women wanted to sing at the dinner table, so Li Yifan waved his hand: "Forget it, singing at the dinner table is not very good!"
In this way, the incident of Li Yifan's poetry was passed over.
When the meal was almost finished, Li Yifan made a speech as the host: "Thank you all for coming to my humble house. This friendship is quite successful. I hope you will stick with it and don't be half-hearted and fall in love with other people. When the peach blossoms are in full bloom next year, we will sing again."
The first premiere was a hit."
At this point, guests and hosts are enjoying themselves!
As night fell, Li Yifan sent everyone out.
"Nice man, you are quite good. What I said is true. Our Liu Xiaoyuan is also a flower. There is no shop like this after you passed this village!" Seeing everyone walking separately in twos and threes, Bai Jie walked up to Li Yifan.
road.
"Actually, I think you and Brother Taozi are destined to be lovers. If you don't believe me, just wait and see!" Li Yifan said to Brother Taozi next to him.
"It's in vain for me to say it, you're a great guy. Money doesn't necessarily mean you'll get love. I see Liu Xiaoyuan's interest in you!" Bai Jie looked at Brother Taozi and said.
"Isn't this too fast, sister?" Li Yifan said when he saw a group of people waiting for them dozens of meters away.
"I don't usually work as a matchmaker for people!" Bai Jie said: "There are a few families in our dormitory whose family situation is not very good. Have you seen that they don't talk much today?"
"What's the connection between a poor family and not talking much?" Brother Taozi asked.
"Old Li" is someone who has been there, so of course he knows what this means.
"Taozi, you are relatively innocent among boys!" Bai Jie, as a classmate of Brother Taozi, should be quite familiar with him, and he was not polite in his words.
"I'm quite simple too!" Li Yifan said shamelessly.
"You? Forget it, smoking and drinking are not separated from each other! Even though Liu Xiaoyuan is tall, she is actually quite simple and has no scheming." Bai Jie said.
"How tall is she?" Brother Taozi asked.
"1.68 meters!" Bai Jie said: "Girls from the Northeast are tall!"
Li Yifan remembered that Wang Zixuan was also from the Northeast.