297 Human Eyes Are Terrifying, Man's Words Are Even More Terrifying
Over the weekend, the old hooligan agreed to go to school to take a physical test, mainly on running speed and long jump distance. But after yesterday afternoon's challenge and garden trapeze performance, the old hooligan was able to estimate his own results.
He originally wanted to cancel the plan, but the two women were unwilling. They were more curious about how fast the old gangster could run than the old gangster was about himself.
So, at around four o'clock in the morning, the old gangster was woken up by Miss Yang who was used to getting up early.
So, half an hour later, the three of them set off, summoned two female bodyguards, Lu Mei, and picked up three puppies.
Driving the car, the old gangster said helplessly: "Daughter-in-law, we agreed to go, but you still have to put on makeup. What should have been done in ten minutes at most, but you spent half an hour. Look, it's getting light soon. Let's get to school."
Finally, the sun will probably come out. By then, there will definitely be more people exercising!"
Wang Zixuan said: "Hmph, husband, do you think we really want to watch you run? Otherwise we wouldn't dress like this. Hmph, we have to see if you have the guts to take us to your school.
Take a walk around here!”
Beauty Yang also nodded and said: "Husband, it's hard to guess a woman's thoughts. It seems that you have to understand it and strive to be a qualified husband!"
So that's it. The old gangster looked at the extremely beautiful dresses of the two women and said, "I'm still wondering. Since I'm here to test my physical fitness, why are I wearing these clothes and wearing them?"
Wang Zixuan said: "Let Lu Mei and the others test you. It's over. Take us to have breakfast. At noon, we will go shopping. Hehe, carry the bags for me and Sister Fei'er..."
Beauty Yang also smiled happily.
When the old gangster drove the Audi A8 and Lu Mei's Range Rover into the school, he heard a loud "one two one" sound;
It turned out that although it was not September 1st, the school had already started, and the new students had already started military training. The old gangster said happily: "Look, the playground must have been occupied. We can't go to Smei anymore. Military training is a big thing."
Serious stuff."
Wang Zixuan looked out the window at the groups of young people walking goose-stepping, and said, "Well, they look quite energetic. We don't want to go to the playground anymore, so let's go for a walk. Sister Fei'er, hehe, don't
Scared!"
Yang Feier said: "What am I afraid of? Since I have followed this little gangster, I don't care about anything!"
The old gangster scratched his head and said, "Yes, others still envy me!"
At 6 o'clock in the morning, when he saw the freshmen marching in green military uniforms, the old gangster said: "I almost forgot, I am already a sophomore. Alas, according to common sense, sophomores can fall in love!
"
Miss Yang glanced at him and said, "You should be responsible for your marriage. Do you still want to fall in love?"
Wang Zixuan was chasing the three puppies forward and did not hear what the old gangster said, otherwise he would definitely have fought back.
The two of them, Lu Mei, also came down, but were let free by the old gangster. They just had to return to the car in half an hour. Lu Mei had never been to college, so she ran to the side of the playground with interest and looked happily at someone similar to her.
Boys and girls of the same age walked in goose steps and shouted slogans.
Of course the middle-aged, elderly or senior students who had to do morning exercises on the cement road discovered the old gangster and two super beauties, plus three cute white and yellow corgis.
Of course, the old gangster also saw several boys and girls in the class running past. After running past, these few turned their heads and looked at him with extremely surprised eyes.
As for the old gangster, he became sullen and would wave and greet the boys, and blow kisses to the girls, regardless of whether they were pretty or not.
Beauty Yang was speechless at his vicious habit. She whispered beside him: "Husband, are your blowing kisses so worthless?"
The old gangster immediately scratched his head and said: "Hey, habitual movements, habitual movements, wife, don't take it seriously, just think of me as an actor."
Miss Yang sighed softly and said: "I won't pay attention to you anymore. They are so excited when they arrive in a new environment. They have run so far. I have to follow them. You can move freely as well!" After that, he quickly
and walked forward.
The two super beauties and their three cute puppies were of course noticed by many people and attracted a lot of attention. As for the old gangster, he was able to escape and trotted away in the direction of the pig den.
School has officially started, and the old gangster has canceled the "post" of reading letters. Moreover, there are fewer letters now than before. The old gangster only needs to arrange a female secretary at Lanyin Animation to pick up letters every three days, and every job
Spend an hour every day to extract some letters, briefly read them, then spend another half an hour printing out the replies, and then let Miss Yang spend a few minutes to sign three words on her behalf: Li Yifan.
Miss Yang's handwriting is not delicate, but has the air of a general, which really made the old gangster admire her. Once he said, "Daughter-in-law, your words are just like your person, your husband knows that you have great ideals!"
Miss Yang said, hum, I know you underestimate me, I am not a full-time mother!
Of course, Wang Zixuan's handwriting was not delicate, but rather "masculine", which made the old gangster sigh with emotion. He thought to himself that it was too stressful to write better than her husband's handwriting.
Of course the building management aunt stopped him. After staring for a few seconds, she said with a smile: "Li Yifan, you have changed a lot during the summer vacation. You seem to have grown a lot since the last time we met."
The old gangster said a few polite words and ran upstairs, but he didn't see the auntie wondering: I didn't expect, I really didn't expect that he could still get in trouble!
The pigheads were sleeping soundly when they heard the door being kicked open with a bang, and they immediately started yelling and cursing.
"Who are you scolding?" the old gangster pretended to be serious.
Brother Feng, who was rubbing his eyes, immediately said: "Oh, Brother Fan, I finally saw you. Oh, I really regret going home during the summer vacation! I regret it so much!" After saying that, he got down from the bed.
But then he said: "Damn, you are so much taller than me?"
The pig heads are all awake;
This person said: "Damn, Brother Fan has grown again. He is no longer a virgin. It is so unreasonable to grow another one!"
Brother Feng said: "Shit, who said that non-virgins can't grow taller? I can grow too. Brother Fan, please tell me quickly. Did you take any medicine or undergo any surgery?"
"You wear height-increasing shoes and hang on the horizontal bar for more than two hours every day. Brother Feng, as long as you follow the instructions, you can definitely rub it, not to mention 5 centimeters. One or two centimeters should be no problem!"
The gangster laughed.
Xiao Jun, who is also "extremely" short, said: "That's nonsense, it's impossible!"
Brother Taozi said: "It's possible. I also saw such reports on the Internet. It's possible to do it for a while before the age of 25. If you train..."
Shitou said: "Oh, big boss, the results of last semester are out again. Damn, you are awesome. Except for the politics class, which got 98 points, everything else was 100 points. I heard that several marking teachers gave you 100 points."
The test paper has been copied and I want to keep it!"
After saying that, he handed the old gangster a score sheet. After taking it, the old gangster glanced at it and found that he was more than 6.5 points higher than the average score of 93 points by Brother Dao, who was the number one in his previous life, so he sighed: "This, for me,
It’s a lie. If I’m busy in the future, I may not be able to take the exam!”
Andy smiled and said, "That's right. Look, Xiaoxin didn't take the exam, but he got 90 points in each subject and ranked fourth in the class. It's really unreasonable!"
Brother Feng said: "It's no longer possible, Brother Fan, you have to save me. I failed 5 of the 10 or so courses I took in my freshman year. Brother Fan, wuwu, please, find me a job. I
If this continues, I will probably repeat the grade!"
Shitou said angrily: "Brother Feng, with your grades, you have to go out to work. If I give you 90 points, I guess the people in the class won't accept it!"
"What's wrong with you? I won't go to school at all, and I'll just go out to work! Brother Fan, please, okay?" Brother Feng said with an old face as he cried.
The old gangster scratched his hair and said: "That's okay. Seeing how determined you are, you may not be able to graduate on time if you continue like this. Okay, don't you like games? Just join Lanyin Games and learn games.
Making something, but you don’t know anything now, I can’t give you much salary, 3,000 a month, including room and board but not food! As for you, you can live with Xiaoxin Ahai, but the house is a bit small.
It’s a bit old too, so I’ll give you a newer four-bedroom one!”
When Brother Feng heard this, he was immediately overjoyed. He hugged the old gangster and said, "Wow, Brother Fan, thank you so much, brother. I just like games, and I have found a job that I like to do!"
Shitou pretended to be crazy again and said: "It's unreasonable, big boss, I think so too, please drag me out too!"
"Damn, let's go out and play twenty big games!" Xiao Jun, who was a bit jealous, said: "How many times have I told you!"
Brother Taozi and Hua Zai both laughed.
Brother Feng said: "Shitou, I'm not telling you. If you have any requirements, please make them yourself. Don't go too far. Don't think about a million yuan annual salary!"
The old gangster interrupted him and said: "Okay, okay, this is a special situation for Brother Feng. If I don't save him, it may be more difficult for him in the future. You guys, you'd better study hard. I'm more optimistic about Xiaojun and Hua Zai."
, Brother Taozi, you should study a second major, business administration or something. Doesn’t your father want to jointly acquire an auto parts factory with me? In the future, you will also be the rich second generation! As for you, Shitou, hehe, you should also feel at ease.
Learn how to do things, learn how to behave, learn how to speak, and if you become angry in the future, I will cheer you up."
Shitou immediately blushed and said: "I, I, forget it, I won't say anything anymore, thank you Big Boss for reminding me!"
Brother Feng said: "Damn, it's the big boss. I feel uncomfortable after hearing these three words. Shitou, if it wasn't for the sake of my roommate, I would have kicked him over!"
The old gangster laughed loudly and sighed in his heart, you, Shitou, I had no interest in you in the previous life, and I really didn’t know much about you. Although we have been together for four years, in this life, listen to his words and watch his actions, how can you be a human being?
You're really not as good as them. Last time, in the swimming pool, you even had Jingjing's idea. Didn't you see that Brother Taozi pulled you away from Jingjing? You didn't understand what was going on at the time. You had to let Taozi
Brother, whisper something in your ear.
Shitou immediately covered his old face and pretended to cry: "If you don't live with me, I will be alone!"
When the old gangster heard this, he sighed in his heart, "Oh, you are a rock. Even though you are a bit talented and ambitious, your face is as thick as Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty. It's a pity. If you can develop some real talents and learning, you will still have some prospects in the future."
, But, if this continues, it is hard to say that by the age of 30, I will become a thick-skinned, greedy, stingy and mean person!
Brother Feng said: "Brother Fan, just wait. I'm going to wash up. When I come back, I'll treat you to breakfast, as long as you don't mind the poor breakfast in the cafeteria."
"You don't need to invite me to breakfast. I came out with your sister-in-law. Well, let's go to the cafeteria by ourselves." The old gangster said.
The old gangster came back and soon attracted the neighbors to the pig's nest.
What you said to me was all flattering and polite. The old gangster thought to himself, if you succeed, others will respect you. This is really a good thing!
outdoor;
Yang Feier and Wang Zixuan followed the puppy;
"Sister Fei'er, you've been here for five years. Until you met Li Yifan, have you really never been attracted to a boy?"
Wang Zixuan noticed the glances coming from nearby and asked Yang Feier.
"Why should I be tempted by other people?" Yang Feier answered very smartly.
"Yes, we are getting an advantage from Li Yifan now, and we are always bullied by him!" Wang Zixuan said softly. After speaking, he turned around and saw that there was no sign of the old gangster, but some unscrupulous young people were following him.
Immediately he whispered again: "Sister Fei'er, let's get in the car!"
Yang Feier also turned her head and saw about ten young men following her about ten meters away. It was obvious that these people were "appreciating something" behind her just now!
She also spit out the fragrance and said softly: "These people are really annoying. Let's go to the edge and ask Lu Mei to drive over. Yifan may have gone to his dormitory!"
At this time, the old gangster was sitting on the bed in the dormitory, listening to Zhutou or his classmates talking to each other, waving his hands, and smiling at the old classmate: "You are a good student, I'd better give my place to someone else.
, You talk to Lao Jia, it’s useless for me to ask for it. As for what you said about treating people, giving lectures and teaching scriptures to the classmates, treating them is fine. In the future, I will donate 8,000 yuan in class fees for each semester, Lao Ban.
Just take everyone to have a meal!"
At this time, someone said: "Diamond King Lao Wu, the big boss, has assets worth billions, isn't one meal not enough? At least four, five or ten meals!"
When Shitou, who was surrounding the old gangster, heard this, he turned around and saw that it was Brother Qiang, the gangster, so he said: "Damn it, go away, what kind of big boss is not a big boss? If not for the sake of classmates,
Come on, I'll kick you out right away! I'll kill you in ten dozen times!"
When the old gangster and the pig heads heard this, they immediately laughed secretly. The strong brother said again: "Hey, hey, it's just a joke. Please give me a few meals and that's not what Brother Li said!"
Brother Hui also arrived and said: "Damn, I despise you, what qualifications do you have to call someone a brother?"
Although they are both gangsters, they are obviously not in the same group.
The old gangster sighed inwardly, stood up, and said: "Well, everyone is so enthusiastic this time. From now on, I will rarely go back to school. Laoban, please donate 100,000 yuan this time, which will be used for the next three years."
How to spend the class fee, how to treat everyone to a meal or a few meals, it is up to you. The accounts are supervised by everyone. I will ask Brother Feng to bring the money this afternoon. Okay, everyone, go out, I
I still have something to say with the guys in the dormitory!"
After the idlers were kicked out, Brother Feng locked the door and said angrily: "Damn, this strong brother, I've wanted to beat him up for a long time, he has such a bad mouth!"
Xiaojun also felt jealous and said: "Humph, if he comes to our dormitory again and talks nonsense, I will slap him in the face!"
Xiaojun, who was still 1.62 meters tall or 1.61 meters tall, sighed again: "Haha, looking at the battle today, I really don't dare to come back in the future. Okay, Brother Feng, let's go to work officially. You and Xiaoxin will contact you today.
Ask him to find a new, well-decorated house and contact me after he finds it. Remember to go back to school on Monday to issue a certificate. He should be able to waive the make-up exam or normal exam in the future. Jia Bujie, the dean and the principal will definitely sell me a favor. You guys
Guys, stop thinking about this. It’s impossible for everyone to go out and give 90 points. Just now I realized that people’s words are scary. As for you, you have more homework in your sophomore year. You can go there in your junior year.
I work part-time there, haha, since it is a part-time job, the money is not much, 2,000 or 3,000 a month is fine. There is no bonus, but you can still get some benefits and so on. Okay, who wants to be a flower protector?
, let’s go to the cafeteria to eat together, I’ll give them a call.”
Xiao Jun said: "The faces of those bastards just now are really disgusting. Yifan, there is no need to be angry with them. Let's read a letter during the summer vacation. I don't know how many people have annoyed me in the past few days. They asked if there is any letter to read. Damn it!"