Lao Li finished blowing out the smoke ring and closed his eyes to rest. He thought, everyone is wise after the fact. If what happened at the beginning, what will happen now; sometimes, even if you do this or that, it is not good, and the outcome will be
It was very miserable, but he died as generously as a moth to a flame.
He thought, just like Brother Feng in his previous life, didn't he know that if he failed a few courses each semester, he would not be able to pass the exam in his senior year? But did he work hard? No! In his previous life, he was better than Lao Li
It’s unbearable that Lao Li doesn’t go to self-study 90% of the time, at least 99% of the time. Why is he so stupid and confused, and continues to make mistakes as if he has a psychosis? Lao Li has always felt that smart people are the best
But three, smarter people are able to learn from the experiences of others.
Unfortunately, Lao Li was also a giant of theory and a dwarf of action in his previous life.
"Li Yifan!" A voice called him.
Female voice, young female voice.
Lao Li was interrupted by her. He trembled all over. He opened his eyes, glanced sideways, and said: "Beauty, you have to be responsible. You woke me up from my erotic dream! You can't live up to your responsibilities. I will follow you tonight."
Brother, go get a room!"
As soon as the words came out, he regretted it. Why did he casually say the words about flirting with cats and dogs on the Internet in his previous life?
When the young girl heard this, she was immediately embarrassed, her delicate little face turned red, and she turned around and ran away.
"Hey, Xiaoli, stop, I'm going to treat you to dinner tonight, let's go together!" Lao Li looked at her back and shouted as she ran into the building.
Xiaoli didn't look back until she disappeared without a trace.
Seeing that the time was almost up, Lao Li dialed Yang Feier's phone: "Daughter-in-law, come out quickly and call out the round-faced girl in your dormitory. I promised to treat her to dinner last time. Let's solve it together today to save trouble!"
He had forgotten Xiaoli’s phone call, and his memories were still ten years later. He remembered that Xiaoli had a dusk love affair in the second semester of her junior year, and they broke up within half a year. Lao Li asked him, why? Xiaoli
Li replied that she liked to make unreasonable demands, so she broke up with her. When Lao Li heard about it, he laughed it off.
In his memory, Xiaoli was still a very traditional person, so he got off the car again and walked towards the girls' dormitory building. His aunt immediately stopped him: "No students of any grade are allowed to enter!" That attitude seemed to be mastered.
The power of life and death.
Lao Li hurriedly smiled and said: "Auntie, hello, please call someone for me. I don't know the dormitory. Please help me check it out. It's Chen Xiaoli from Telecommunications Class 3."
The aunt glanced at him angrily, opened the building's roster, found it, and then called to Xiaoli's dormitory through the indoor broadcasting system of the building management office: "Chen Xiaoli, Chen Xiaoli from Telecommunications Class 3, someone is looking for her now.
Please come down immediately!"
Xiaoli just ran back to the dormitory with a blushing face when she heard shouting. She guessed that it might be Li Yifan. She touched her hot face with both hands, and then hesitantly walked down. If she didn't go down, she believed that her aunt would come again.
Shout a few times.
Pursing her lips and tossing her short hair, Xiaoli walked down slowly. When Lao Li saw her, he quickly apologized and said, "I'm sorry!"
"It's okay!" Xiaoli replied softly.
"I'm serious about the treat I just made. Didn't I get a girlfriend? I'm inviting my roommate and a few classmates to have dinner with me today. You can go too. We are fellow villagers. Let's meet each other and witness it!" Lao Li
road.
"I've seen you and your girlfriend together! Okay then!" Xiaoli didn't have many ideas about the relationship between men and women at this time, and Lao Li wasn't so powerful that even a girl would automatically stick to him.
, Xiaoli behaved very plainly except that she was not used to being teased.
"Come on then, get in the car!" Old Li said.
Xiaoli followed Lao Li to the car. Lao Li said: "You sit in the back, the front is reserved for her!"
Xiaoli showed a smile, opened the back door, and got in. Lao Li can guarantee that this is Xiaoli's first time riding in this kind of car. In her hometown, this kind of off-road vehicle is basically not seen. Xiaoli's family
Being considered a working-class person, naturally they have relatively little knowledge.
After she got in the car, she seemed a little nervous and a little excited. She carefully looked at the environment inside the car and asked, "Li Yifan, didn't you borrow the car? Why haven't you returned it yet?"
"You don't have to return the car when you borrow it. You just don't own the car, but you have the right to use it!" Lao Li replied.
Xiaoli said: "Who would be so kind to you!"
"There are so many people who are good to me! Look, aren't they here?" Lao Li said.
Xiaoli said: "Your girlfriend is so beautiful!"
Lao Li said: "Oh, she's not very beautiful. I just like her to be tall. The children I will have in the future will also be tall, so it will be easier to find a wife!"
Xiaoli smiled and said: "If I give birth to a girl, it will be difficult to find her if she is too tall!"
Beauty Yang led her round-faced roommate to the car. Lao Li quickly opened the car door: "Please come in!"
Beauty Yang got into the passenger seat, and the round-faced girl got into the back seat. Both of them looked at Xiaoli with interest, and Beauty Yang was a little confused.
"Let me introduce to you, this is my freshman girl, Chen Xiaoli, who is my husband's family!" Lao Li said.
Beauty Yang didn't want to be rude in front of the freshman elementary school girl, so she smiled quickly and said: "Hello!"
Xiaoli said timidly: "Hello!"
"Xiao Li, as for these two, let me formally introduce you to this one!" Lao Li pointed at Yang Feier: "She is, she doesn't need to be introduced. The one next to you is a young and invincible beautiful girl.
The representative is one of the top ten outstanding young women from the University of Telecommunications and Technology this year. As for the name, she will tell her later when she introduces herself!"
The three women in the car all became happy.
Yang Feier said: "Don't listen to the fact that he is poor, this is my roommate, his name is Han Ying!"
At this time, Lao Li was suddenly enlightened: "If I can explain the merits and virtues obtained by hearing the name of senior sister, if someone hears it, they may be suspicious and disbelief, and their hearts will go crazy!"
It's a pity that Lao Li finally remembered a few sentences when he read the Diamond Sutra in his previous life. The three women knew nothing about Buddhist sutras, so they thought he was original.
They all burst into laughter.
Yang Feier smiled and said: "Just give me poverty!"
But Han Ying said in an infatuated manner: "Fei'er, Li Yifan is a literary star from the sky who has come down to earth, and he speaks in perfect harmony. No wonder you can commit yourself to me!"
The timid Xiaoli covered her mouth and kept laughing, holding it in until her face turned red.
Lao Li was ashamed and thought, I dare not plagiarize the Buddha's teachings, so he said: "Oh, it's a sin, I must declare to the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the sky that what I just said is a quote from the tenth chapter of the Diamond Sutra of Sakyamuni Buddha.
Six volumes of content. Sin, sin, sin!”
The girls smiled again. Han Ying said: "I didn't expect you to still care about Buddhist scriptures?"
Lao Li hurriedly said: "I think Buddhism is the most complete, profound and systematic philosophy on the universe and life in human history. Senior sister, if you are interested, let's go to the school garden to study it someday!"
Yang Feier knew that he was crazy again, but she didn't take it seriously. She knew that he was making fun of others, so she punched his arm and said, "You are not serious!"
But Han Ying said happily: "Okay, okay, as long as Fei'er doesn't get jealous, I have no problem!"
Unexpectedly, he met a ruthless person, and Lao Li said again: "Oh, forget it, Fei'er will definitely not be jealous. If she knows that I have converted you into a nunnery, she will be very happy!"
There was laughter again in the carriage.
Yang Feier couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Why should I be happy if she goes to become a monk?"
Han Ying knew that she was at a disadvantage, so she wanted to change the subject: "Li Yifan, you are so rich, when can you lend me some?"
Lao Li immediately took out his wallet, took out a steel coin, threw it into her arms, and said: "Remember to pay it back. The monthly interest is 20%, and the interest will be compounded. You will pay me back 9 yuan at the end of the year."
Han Ying pretended to be shocked and said: "You made your fortune by lending money, Feier Feier, you are really trusting me. He must have many enemies!"
Yang Feier shook her head at this time: "Hey, he made his fortune by bragging and being a talker!"
Laughter is always constant. Lao Li feels that he still had a sense of humor in his previous life and this life, but in his previous life he was a soft-spoken person. Even if he was humorous, no one would listen to him. In this life, he is so awesome that even a casual word will be ignored.
Can make people laugh.
This is the difference. With your reputation, if you are humorous and poor, people will say that you are friendly and don't show off. If you are a piece of shit, if you are humorous and talkative all day long, people will think that you are shallow, frivolous and unable to hold a big position.
I couldn't help but take out Yuxi cigarettes, flicked two cigarettes out, and handed one to Han Ying: "Do you want to smoke?"
Han Ying blushed: "Why do you think I know how to smoke, but you gave Fei'er a cigarette without giving it to her the first time you met her?"
Yang Feier hurriedly said: "Ignore him, he is mocking you!" Yang Feier already understood that Lao Li is the kind of person who must avenge his revenge and refuses to suffer losses.
Lao Li looked at Xiaoli and wrinkled her nose. She was not used to the smell of tobacco, so he opened the car door and said, "You guys chat for a while, I'll smoke a cigarette outside!"
Before he finished smoking a cigarette, he saw the pig heads walking back in a hurry, and Lao Li waved to them.
When everyone gathered, Lao Li said with a smile: "I can squeeze two people into my car. If Tang Cai and Xiao Mo come up, the other people can share a taxi!"
In the car, after introducing each other, Tang Cai said: "Li Yifan, the senior is so beautiful, can you tell us how you pursued her?"
Seeing Yang Fei'er's face turn red, Lao Li said: "Relationships are all fate. But although there is God's will, it also depends on man, so being able to catch her is inseparable from God and personal efforts!"
"
All the girls were happy, but Yang Feier looked at the front of the car with tender eyes.
Lao Li thought he could fool the girls with such a sentence, but Tang Cai continued to ask: "What's the status of your relationship?"
Yang Fei'er immediately blushed, and Lao Li said with a smile: "We are getting married at the end of the year, and my parents are urging us. They say that even though we are such a grown-up, if we don't get married yet, the kids who make soups and vegetables will already be in the first grade of elementary school!"
The girls laughed, Tang Cai immediately blushed, and Han Ying said: "Don't think about beating him in words, it's better to surrender!"
Tang Cai persisted and said: "Then you must be getting married. During the wedding, each of you held one in your hands and held another in your arms!"
Lao Li didn't expect this woman to be so talkative. He really didn't realize it in his previous life. It seems that Sichuan girls are not easy to mess with. Looking at Yang Feier's shy smile, Lao Li said: "No, they are all soup babies."
, be our best man and bridesmaid!”
Hahaha!
All the girls laughed heartily, and Yang Feier also covered her mouth, holding it in until her face turned red.
Three women were playing a play, and five women were sitting in the car. It was a play played over and over again in various ways.
Fortunately, Lao Li is someone who has been here before. Aren’t they all just a little girl’s movie? It’s not like you lived so many years in vain in your previous life!
Obviously, Sichuan girls have a fierce personality. Tang Cai refused to admit defeat and changed the subject: "Do you really dare to get married at the end of the year? Isn't it forbidden in school?"
Lao Li remembered that it would be approved in two years, but now undergraduates are really not allowed to get married, so he said: "What are you afraid of? As long as someone is willing, I will go with her to get the certificate tomorrow!"
Yang Feier immediately glanced at him.
"Then when you get married, you must invite us!" Tang Cai said.
"Absolutely, as long as you don't forget, but remember to bring the first-grade elementary school students and the two sets of twins!" Old Li said.
Xiao Mo was surprised and said: "Tang Cai, I didn't expect you to be able to give birth to two pairs of twins. You are so powerful!"
At this point, Tang Cai raised the white flag to admit defeat!