He has always considered himself a traditional and upright man, unlike some animals who break their promises and gain weight by fishing and surfing the Internet for three days and two days of surfing the Internet. They are extremely narcissistic and call themselves idols.
Brother Xiao Lin is basically two idol groups and three powerful groups,
Sleeping alone is very comfortable, especially for people who like to toss and turn during sleep.
Sleeping between two people is a bit awkward, especially when a man is weak after a war.
As for sleeping with three people, it's still the kind of sleeping where there's no fighting, just lying down.
If it weren't for the fear of hurting the self-esteem of the two women, Lin Ze would have dared to lay on the floor whenever his heart broke.
It’s so awkward and uncomfortable,
On the left is the cold silver girl, and on the right is the fiery and charming eldest lady. It really corresponds to the saying that Huacong veterans often say, there is a world of ice and fire.
Lin Ze looked left and right, almost collapsing.
Lin Ze has known for a long time that the silver girl likes to move around when sleeping. Han Xiaoyi is not that restless when sleeping, but that happens after falling asleep. Before falling asleep, this wealthy lady is not a light-saving lamp.
Sometimes she tickled Lin Ze, and sometimes she blew hot air into his ear. What's more, this little goblin's delicate hands touched his chest and touched his thighs, making Lin Ze want to cry without tears.
Lin Ze occasionally peeked at the eldest lady of the Han family with his peripheral vision, and all he saw was her dimple-like smile and mischievous and pretty face.
"whee,."
Hearing the eldest lady's faint laughter, Lin Ze simply closed his eyes and couldn't see anything.
"Cowardly."
The eldest lady uttered the last word, then pressed down half of Lin Ze's body and fell asleep.
When he woke up, Lin Ze suddenly broke into a cold sweat.
I had no feeling in my hands, my legs, and even my head was in danger of crashing. I was about to shout for help, but I realized that the meridians of my hands and feet were not cut off by the killer, but that I was numbed by two women.
Yinnu held down his left hand and left foot, and Han Xiaoyi held down his right and right feet. Even his forehead was covered by Yinnu's hair. No wonder he had difficulty breathing and felt suffocated...
"Well,."
He twisted his body slightly, and a numb feeling suddenly hit his whole body.
That's definitely not fun, it's painful.
"woke up."
The silver girl opened her big, cold eyes,
"Numb."
Han Xiaoyi then opened her eyes and asked with a half-smile,
Lin Ze was not sure whether the silver girl had just woken up. This nasty girl must have woken up long ago.
"You two gentlemen," Lin Ze said feebly, "Can you move away?"
The silver girl moved back, and Han Xiaoyi also moved out with a smile.
"call,."
Lin Ze exhaled heavily and said solemnly and seriously: "From tonight on, no one is allowed to spend the night in my room."
"Why." Silver Girl asked calmly,
The eldest lady of the Han family did not say a word.
"Because I don't want to be disabled." Lin Ze asked solemnly, "I am still young, and I still need to contribute to the country's construction."
"Then where should I sleep?" Silver Girl then asked,
"Do you still have a room at home?" Lin Ze turned to ask Han Xiaoyi,
"Of course." Han Xiaoyi asked in a cunning manner, "I will prepare the most comfortable room for Sister Heroine. If Sister Heroine still doesn't like it, I will give her my room."
",." Lin Ze opened his eyes, which were slightly smaller than those of idol actors, and thought that he had been deceived.
This girl carefully planned to destroy her fighting spirit, but it was just a whim.
I simply don’t want the silver girl to sleep with him in bed,
Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, this girl is actually so good at playing.
"You disappoint me so much." Lin Ze said,
"As if you didn't make me despair." The eldest lady of the Han family said with feigned resentment.
After that, the eldest lady stopped talking nonsense with Lin Ze, stretched herself and ran to the bathroom to wash herself.
As soon as the sound of water started to sound in the bathroom, the silver girl asked without warning: "She is jealous of me."
",." Lin Ze stared at the silver girl seriously, "You actually know this."
"This is how it is played on TV." Silver Girl said,
"What do you think about this matter?" Lin Ze asked,
"You can come to my room to sleep in the future." Silver Girl said,
",."
Is this considered to be a victory without any tricks?
Brother Xiao Lin couldn't help but move back. Suddenly, he felt that he could no longer let Yin Nu watch family ethics dramas in the future. Watching more would increase her emotional intelligence. Coupled with her terrifying IQ, he couldn't even watch it anymore. controlled everywhere,
I ran to the public bathroom to wash up. As soon as I left the room, I smelled a strong smell of medicine. As soon as I turned around, Yue Qun brought a bowl of thick soup to him with a serious look on his face.
"What the hell?" Lin Ze asked curiously, lighting up a cigarette.
"Don't smoke." Yue Qun neatly took Lin Ze's cigarette away and handed the thick soup over, "Here, drink first."
"Give me something to drink." Lin Ze was surprised,
"Well, it's a tonic. According to medical theory, this is called Shiquan Dabu Decoction." Yue Qun said,
"Why should I make up for it?" Lin Ze was confused.
"Lin Tianwang said that flying in two directions is particularly harmful to the body." Yue Qun said,
"You are so disrespectful, uncle." Lin Ze jumped to his feet and yelled, "This old bastard is really disrespectful."
"I think what Lin Tianwang said makes sense." Yue Qun said in a deep voice,
"Senior Brother," Lin Ze drew out his voice, pulled Yue Qun to sit on the sofa, and said seriously, "In the future, if you have more contact with Chen Cripple, it's best to clear your brain. Do you know, according to our external According to other people’s comments, that old bastard is just a wretched and evil uncle who can lead little lolita to look at goldfish. This is immoral.”
Yue Qun thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "Lin Tianwang is more handsome than you." After a pause, he looked up and down at Lin Ze, who was not very outstanding in body and appearance. "He doesn't look as vulgar as you."
",."
Lin Ze's pride was hurt, and he went into the kitchen to prepare breakfast in frustration.
As soon as he finished frying the eggs, Lin Ze's cell phone started beeping.
"Hello." Lin Ze picked up the phone and answered,
"Ha, boy, come to my house quickly, I brought you a gift." A strong and unrestrained voice came from the other side,
"I'm back from my honeymoon." Lin Ze said with a smile, "I'm making breakfast and treating you to lunch."
"Lunch is waived. Come here first. I have something to tell you." Xue Gui said in a slightly anxious tone,
"What's going on?" Lin Ze asked curiously,
"The old man invites you to have breakfast." Xue Gui said word by word,
"Well, old man." Lin Ze was stunned for a moment, then said, "Your great grandfather."
"nonsense."
"The old man who even hid in the yard eating longevity noodles alone on his 100th birthday, invited me to have breakfast." Lin Ze's head was full of black lines,
"Then you come over or not." Xue Gui's tone was full of threats.
"Please tell me that after I finish dressing up, I will come to see him."
