Lin Ze listened to Xia Shuzhu's words in a daze. Lying on the desk, he muttered in response to indicate that he had received the news.
Xia Shuzhu saw that he was mentally exhausted and looked depressed, so he didn't make things difficult for him and just left.
Lin Ze, who wiped the corners of his mouth and had a numb left side of his face, was about to change his position and continue sleeping when the desk was suddenly violently knocked.
"Dead beast!"
A crisp and sweet voice with a hint of embarrassment sounded in his ears. Lin Ze raised his head like a lion, looked at the young and charming Han Xiaoyi with his bloodshot eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Miss, what advice do you have?"
"In the past week, you have been indifferent to me, like a piece of wood. What's going on?" Han Xiaoyi asked with her hands on her hips.
"My old lover came to see me. I am busy dealing with her hunger and thirst every day. Please forgive me." Lin Ze got up and walked to the window seat of the classroom, lit a cigarette, and rubbed his head due to lack of sleep.
And the eyebrows are slightly swollen.
"Really? Why don't you take it home and show it to me?" Han Xiaoyi followed closely, tilting her head and saying disdainfully. "Are you not as young and beautiful as me, and are you afraid of being outdone by my natural beauty, so you don't dare to bring it back?"
Lin Ze blew out a puff of thick smoke, and his dark eyes showed a hint of evil and wretchedness, and joked: "If we just compare the appearance, there is indeed a gap between you and me, but -" His eyes fell on Han Xiaoyi's chest, seriously
"Well, there are very few women younger than you."
"——" Han Xiaoyi was furious. If she hadn't considered this to be a sacred classroom, she would have kicked this dead beast in the balls. She paused and said, "Did you know that the elimination exam will be held next week?"
"Elimination exam?" Lin Ze frowned slightly and asked curiously. "What do you mean? Is it a test specifically designed to embarrass poor students like me?"
"Almost." Han Xiaoyi retaliated viciously. "The grades will be ranked by total score. At that time, a few students from our class of three years may be pulled down."
"Are you going to be transferred to the regular class?" Lin Ze asked.
"If a fool like Wang Xi is compared, he should go to the ordinary class. As for you -" Han Xiaoyi said with a half-smile. "I don't think the devil class will be happy to accept you. It seems that Zijinhua will
I'll have to create a separate idiot class for you."
"——" Lin Ze was stunned and said angrily. "Han Xiaoyi, do you believe that I broke into your room tonight and stole your set of pure cotton underwear?"
"Are tigers afraid of tigers?" Han Xiaoyi looked fierce. "I lack everything, but I don't lack underwear."
"Okay. I was wrong." Lin Ze flattered with a smile. "Miss Han, let your dad say hello to the school. I don't want to go to the devil class. You know, they and I are not in the same world at all.
people!"
"With your level of education, I think you are very suitable to be with them." Han Xiaoyi said with a smile.
"Stop joking." Lin Ze hurriedly waved his hands. "The overall quality of the girls in the devil class is unacceptably low. I don't know how idiots like the Artillery can endure it. Furthermore, it is said that their classroom discipline is extremely poor.
It’s so noisy, how can I sleep peacefully during class?”
"Are you sure you're not afraid of being fucked by Gu Xin?" Han Xiaoyi said with a smile while lying on the table. But because her bust was not majestic, she couldn't squeeze out a career line that made Lin Ze salivate——
"Are you kidding?" Lin Ze raised his eyebrows and said sternly. "Am I afraid of that pretender?"
"It's not the best." Han Xiaoyi said while shaking her slender legs. "But my dad has been very busy recently and doesn't have time to greet the shareholders meeting for such a trivial matter like yours. I want to stay in Class Three to admire the beauties. The only thing is
The best way is to study hard and improve your grades."
"Are you kidding?" Lin Ze said in a panic. "The exam is next week. Even if I am a genius, there is no way I can pass the exam like you top students."
"What are you afraid of?" Han Xiaoyi waved her little hand and said arrogantly like a mountain king. "With a super genius like me helping you, a week is more than enough."
"You mean-" Lin Ze said with an excited expression. "Help me cheat?"
"Fart." Han Xiaoyi glared at him and said dissatisfied. "I mean to help you improve your academic performance."
"——" Lin Ze said angrily. "I want to sleep when I see a bunch of numbers. Even the guy who stole Nobel's wife can't help me."
"Bring the textbooks to my room tonight and I will help you answer each question." Han Xiaoyi interrupted Lin Ze's endless chatter.
"What should I do about Li Zong?" Lin Ze asked.
"Tomorrow night." Han Xiaoyi said.
"What about Chinese?" Lin Ze asked.
"Are you an idiot?" Han Xiaoyi cursed softly. "You even want me to teach you Chinese? Why don't you jump out of the window?"
Lin Ze glanced at the building downstairs, which was obviously getting smaller, and made a rough estimate: "This is only the fifth floor. It would be difficult for me to fall to death."
"——" Han Xiaoyi rolled her eyes at him angrily and walked away.
Lin Ze was lying on the window, smoking a cigarette, and then went back to his seat to sleep. As for the matter of passing the exam, he forgot about it after drinking a bottle of Nongfu Spring.
After a lingering sleep all morning, I had lunch with Han Xiaoyi, and when I was about to go back to the dormitory to take a nap, my cell phone started beeping.
The call was from Xia Shuzhu. When I answered the call, I only heard "Come to the office immediately" and then the call was cut off.
"Is there something wrong?" Lin Ze rubbed his nose and muttered. "Since you don't give me a chance to speak, why don't you just send a text message?"
I came to the office leisurely. Most of the teachers had already taken a lunch break, and a few tired teachers were lying on their desks to take a nap. When they came to Xia Shuzhu, she was wearing radiation-proof glasses and typing on the keyboard. Her face was as white as jade.
It is swaying with a layer of crystal blue light, like a pure elf - the Yujie elf.
Lin Ze was extremely emotional. This woman was becoming more and more like a royal sister. Why didn't he notice it when he first met her?
Whether it's her beautiful face, her increasingly plump body, or her naturally graceful posture, they all reveal the aura of a mature woman.
Lin Ze really wanted to describe this beautiful woman in a coquettish way: "The pearls of scripture do not move and the eyebrows are condensed, and the beauty is gone to reveal the innocence", but considering that she could be very coquettish and domineering at times, he decisively gave up.
"Sit." Xia Shuzhu pointed to the leather chair on the side, and then concentrated on typing on the keyboard, leaving Lin Ze aside.
He lit a cigarette lifelessly and started smoking carelessly.
About ten minutes later, Xia Shuzhu finally finished the work at hand, took off his wide glasses, glanced at Lin Ze who was smoking sullenly, and said in a gentle tone: "How are you preparing?"
"What preparations?" Lin Ze scratched his head.
"The elimination exam next week is also the only chance for this school year. If you perform well, you can stay in the top class until graduation. If you perform poorly, you can only go to the ordinary class." Xia Shuzhu explained. "There are many students with excellent grades in the ordinary class.
You have worked hard this time and plan to enter the top class in one fell swoop. With your current results, it will be very difficult to stay in the top class."
Lin Ze couldn't help but laugh. He didn't expect that Xia Shuzhu also came to him for this matter. He couldn't help but said: "Just let fate happen."
"You didn't study hard in the top class. If you go to the ordinary class with a poor environment, will you study hard? I'm afraid you won't even be able to get into a third-rate university!" Xia Shuzhu frowned with dissatisfaction. "
What time is it now and you still haven’t studied hard?”
"If you don't want to, you really can't." Lin Ze said in a deep voice.
"What can't be done?" Xia Shuzhu asked.
"If I work too hard and compare myself to top students like Dong Xiaowan, wouldn't it indirectly hurt their self-esteem?" Lin Ze said seriously. "Teacher Xia, you should know that I am an outstanding man who always considers others."
"——" Xia Shuzhu said angrily. "Stop talking nonsense to me. What are you going to do?"
"Will you invigilate our class then?" Lin Ze asked abruptly.
"It's impossible." Xia Shuzhu explained. "Although the list of invigilators has not been released yet, there will basically be no teachers from this class to invigilate the exams."
"That would be difficult." Lin Ze pondered. "I'm still going to cheat."
Seeing that Xia Shuzhu was becoming violent, he hurriedly restrained his frivolous attitude and said, "I'll try my best to do well in the exam."
"It's not about trying your best, but you must do well in the exam!" Xia Shuzhu said anxiously.
If he is no longer his student in the future, how can he still ask him to come to the office under the false pretense of public service? How else——
Xia Shuzhu was unwilling to let Lin Ze, an idiot with extremely poor academic style and academic performance, go to another class.
“Mr.
Motivation to come?”
"Then what reward do you want? As long as I can do it, I will promise you!" Xia Shuzhu's eyes flashed with a look of risk-taking.
Lin Ze tilted his head and thought for a while, then pondered: "Actually, I haven't touched a woman for more than a year. This is also the reason why I can't concentrate in class. What if-"
Lin Ze did not say any more, but his thoughts were already Sima Zhao's thoughts and everyone on the street knew them.
Xia Shuzhu's creamy white face turned red. This bastard - actually made such a shameful request to his class teacher?
The air seemed to freeze.
Time seems to have stopped.
Xia Shuzhu's beautiful eyes that could drip water glanced at Lin Ze shyly and panicked. She bit her soft lips and said, "If I promise you, you can pass the exam?"
"Of course." Lin Ze said seriously. "I am most afraid of not having motivation. Once I have motivation, I can create a nation."
"——" What kind of metaphor is this? What kind of description?
Xia Shuzhu took a deep breath, letting the violent rise and fall of his chest shine into Lin Ze's eyes, and said decisively: "I promise you. As long as you can get the top 100 results, I will give you the night when the ranking is announced -"
"Give me what?" Lin Ze blinked and asked.
asshole!
satyr!
Xia Shuzhu searched for all the vicious words in his stomach. He glared at Lin Ze and said, "Of course it's my body!"
"——" Lin Ze was stunned.
"Teacher Xia, what are you talking about?" The man looked innocent.
"What did I say? Isn't this your request?"
"When did I ever make such a nasty request?"
"——" Xia Shuzhu's chest rose and fell more violently. "Didn't you say you haven't touched a woman for a long time?"
"Yes. I didn't lie." Lin Ze said with a holy look.
"Then you asked me to promise you that as long as I give it to you, you can do well in the exam?"
"Yes." Lin Ze said a little shyly. "Actually, I mustered up the courage to bring it up."
"Then what else are you asking for that wasn't made by you?" Xia Shuzhu's face was very hot. This damn man was obviously full of evil, but when he agreed, he pretended to be innocent! It's really hateful!
"I mentioned it. But I just hope -" Lin Ze secretly glanced at Xia Shuzhu's plump and elastic breasts and said shyly, "You can let me touch here -"
"That's it?" Xia Shuzhu was speechless. He glanced down at his tall chest.
"Otherwise?" Lin Ze said righteously. "Am I, Lin Ze, a person who takes advantage of others' danger? Teacher Xia, I think you are overthinking! I am simply a man with a bottom line!"
"——"
Xia Shuzhu was speechless and choked, as if he had knocked over a five-flavor bottle, unable to describe what he was feeling. He raised his head and stared at the white ceiling, and couldn't help but shed two lines of dramatic tears——
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Sorry, the update is late. I originally planned to break it out tomorrow to add some fun to everyone's holiday. But I have to travel far tomorrow, so I postponed it for one day. It will break out on the 2nd.
