Lin Ze, who was woken up by Xia Shuzhu in a daze, naturally did not notice the strong chill revealed by the beautiful class teacher, but during class, the class teacher was standing nearby. Lin Ze still cooperated and rubbed his stiff cheeks and raised his head
brain.
However, when he completely met Xia Shuzhu's beautiful eyes that were about to spit out fire, he couldn't help but feel a little confused. Was she taking a gun? The smell of gunpowder was so strong, it seemed that she hadn't done anything extremely sinful.
Isn't it just sleeping in class? I've always been like this, and it's not like I did anything special today.
But no matter what, now that Xia Shuzhu had shown his face, Lin Ze still smiled cooperatively and said: "Teacher Xia, whoever made you angry, I will help you teach him a lesson."
When he said this, Lin Ze rubbed the corners of his eyes in confusion. He felt that some unknown object was blocking his vision.
"You just said that you were hooking up with a girl during class?" Xia Shuzhu mustered up the courage to say this. In her opinion, the girl in this sentence refers to herself. As a very traditional and conservative woman,
It's a bit ridiculous for a female head teacher to call herself a girl.
"Well, I'm planning to find an opportunity to discuss women's psychology with Teacher Xia. Hey, a woman's heart is like a needle in the sea, it's hard to fathom." Lin Ze said with emotion.
"That girl's number, is it 1502304 -" Xia Shuzhu said in a cold and stiff tone.
"Hey, Teacher Xia, how do you know that? Do you know her too? I heard that this girl is very sexy -" Lin Ze said with a smile. If he were an ordinary student, he would not dare to say it in front of the head teacher and English teacher.
These were extremely absurd words. But Lin Ze was not an ordinary student. He was a nightclub veteran, a shameless man with a face as thick as a city wall. How could he be afraid of Xia Shuzhu's status as a class teacher?
I just didn't expect that after she said these words, Xia Shuzhu immediately became furious, pinched Lin Ze's ears and said coldly: "Who are you saying is very arrogant? Who are you talking about?"
"I said -" Lin Ze's ears hurt. Just as he was about to talk, he suddenly woke up. Damn it, could it be that crazy girl Han Xiaoyi who gave me Xia Shuzhu's number?
"The woman you harassed all morning is me. For a man as promising as you, why don't you tease me face to face?" Xia Shuzhu said angrily in a cold voice.
Lin Ze, who was still in a trance, suddenly woke up. It was as if a basin of cold water was poured from his head to the soles of his feet, and his whole body was chilled. His eyes rolled around, and in the end he could only say helplessly: "Teacher Xia, I was wrong."
"Wrong?" Xia Shuzhu whispered. "If I were a man and you were a woman, and I teased you like this, would you accept my forgiveness?"
"I will accept it no matter how violent you are. Teacher Xia, you should know that I am not a stingy woman - wrong, I am a man." Lin Ze said with a serious face.
"Hmph, shameless!" Xia Shuzhu let go of his ears, glared at him fiercely, and said dissatisfied. "You'd better be more honest with me in the future, otherwise don't blame me for being cruel to you."
"Follow your orders." Lin Ze teased.
Xia Shuzhu was furious and didn't bother to talk to him, so he turned around and walked onto the podium.
As soon as Xia Shuzhu turned around, Lin Ze glanced at Han Xiaoyi, who was watching the show, with his knife-like murderous eyes, wondering whether to add a smile to tonight's supper or to have a slutty look. This girl is too vicious,
You actually misled me into teasing the head teacher. You were so brave.
Three or four classes are all English classes. Xia Shuzhu has a rule that students are not allowed to speak Chinese once in class. Fortunately, this is a top class. Although it is a science class, most of the students' English scores are still good. Only a few such as Han Xiaobao
Only a few losers who are partial to subjects would have the illusion of listening to the Book of Heaven. The rest of the students are all enjoying it. Of course, this must also be attributed to Xia Shuzhu. Her lectures are lively and interesting, and she does not blindly follow the book. During the class, she always intersperses some of her own experiences.
Experience and hear interesting things, and the class is full of passion and fun.
Lin Ze was good at speaking and listening, and he was almost the easiest person in the class to understand what Xia Shuzhu said. If Lin Ze was careful, he could still pick out a few of Xia Shuzhu's minor problems. But the old man fell asleep in English class all day long.
Where can I have such thoughts?
In the last fifteen minutes of the second class, after Xia Shuzhu conveyed the classroom tasks, he smiled and said: "The autumn sports meeting is coming soon. This time the principal personally said that even the third graders should spend more time to devote to the last time of high school.
Sports meeting. Our class's cultural achievements are excellent. I hope that sports events can also keep up with the pace. Don't let others think that we are a group of nerds who only study and do not pay attention to exercise."
Han Xiaobao and other students who were afraid of chaos in the world immediately shouted: "Teacher Xia, don't worry, we will beat the students in other classes to pieces and let them know why the flowers are so red!"
Wang Xi also sang along with Han Xiaobao: "Although we failed at the sports meeting last year, we are well prepared this year. Don't worry, Teacher Xia, I won't embarrass you!"
Lin Ze was speechless. Han Xiaobao did have some physical advantages. As for Wang Xi, a guy with thin arms and legs who could be blown down by the wind, he actually dared to speak arrogant words. He couldn't help but sigh at the young people today.
I am really impetuous and self-righteous. There are not many young people like me who are introverted and low-key.
After being narcissistic for a while, he suddenly heard Xia Shuzhu calling him. He quickly came to his senses and said awkwardly: "Teacher Xia, what do you want me to participate in?"
"Long-distance running." Xia Shuzhu said angrily. "Although you are a transfer student, your advantage is that you are older. There are a lot of good academic performance in our class, but there are really not many athletes. The three-thousand-meter long-distance running is even more disadvantaged.
We hope you can participate in the process."
Lin Ze, a mute, couldn't explain it with bitterness. Why should I participate in the three-thousand-meter long-distance race as a transfer student? You already said that I am old. Doesn't this just mean that I already have old arms and legs? Let that
Are you embarrassed that a bunch of young people are bullying an old man like me?
After a pause, when Lin Ze was about to say something, Xia Shuzhu didn't give him a chance to fight back and said, "That's it. I've already filled in your name."
"I -" Lin Ze was stunned. Where can there be such a class teacher? He doesn't even consider whether others can bear it or not. When the time comes, I will run out of oxygen and you will be responsible for artificial respiration? But I just offended Xia Shuzhu, now I will treat her as her
Let's take advantage of this. Lin Ze, who had never been willing to take any losses, had no choice but to take out his mobile phone and study how to log in to QQ online.
Because we were discussing extracurricular activities during class, the students were very enthusiastic, especially when discussing team sports such as basketball, football, tug of war, etc. The students were very enthusiastic and made suggestions for selecting players. Football is not that professional because the sports meeting only lasts for three days.
God, if we follow the regular game time, three days is not enough to play several games. Therefore, football is a six-on-six, half-court game in a small venue. Therefore, it is far less attractive than basketball games where handsome guys often appear.
Although more boys in science classes are good at basketball, most of the boys in top classes are thin and short-sighted, and few have good physical strength. Li Jiancheng is one of them, but basketball is a sport for five people, not to mention many substitutes.
There must be at least one. Then there must be at least six people. Counting the students who played with Li Jiancheng, they were exhausted and picked four. In desperation, Xia Shuzhu called Han Xiaobao too. It was just that Han Xiaobao and Li Jiancheng pretended to be
The relationship between men and women has always been bad, and he couldn't stand this guy who wanted to eat his elder sister, so he never gave him a straight look. If Xia Shuzhu hadn't personally given the order, he would have beaten him to death and would not have participated.
When five people arrive, there is only one substitute left. Campus basketball is not as good as the NBA, and it is impossible to produce the best sixth man. If something happens, five people will often play the whole game. To put it bluntly, the substitute is probably just a decoration. If you are unlucky,
Which player is injured in the confrontation will be replaced.
So when it came to substitutes, Xia Shuzhu chose Lin Ze without hesitation.
"It's me again?" Lin Ze was very dissatisfied. He raised his voice and said, regardless of the fact that it was still in class. "Hey, let me participate in a tiring competition like long-distance running that won't attract anyone's attention. I won't be able to participate in a high-profile competition like basketball."
Now that you can't find anyone, why don't you ask me to sit on the bench? Teacher Xia, I have no grudge against you, so you don't need to be so mean to me, right?"
Xia Shuzhu said disdainfully: "This is my arrangement. Your above-mentioned representations will be rejected."
"——" Lin Ze didn't expect that an intellectual beauty like Xia Shuzhu could be unreasonable, so he shook his head in distress and stopped talking.
"Huh, if it were me, I wouldn't even give you the chance to sit on the bench." Li Jiancheng suddenly interrupted.
Lin Ze heard this and joked: "Of course you don't want to. If I sit on the bench, it will only cause endless pressure on you." In fact, Lin Ze, who has never touched a basketball at all, speaks big words without thinking through his brain. He can say whatever feels good to him. In addition, Lin Ze has never touched a basketball before.
, I don’t know if he has stayed in Zijinhua for a long time and is used to this kind of life of occasional quarrels. In the past, he would never pay attention to such trivial matters. But even now, he is purely
It was just for fun and to kill time, otherwise he wouldn't argue with a stupid guy like Li Jiancheng.
"Really? Class will be over soon. If you are willing, come to the basketball court with me. I want to see if you are really that good." Li Jiancheng said in a competitive tone.
"I'm afraid you'll cry while eating hot pot." Lin Ze also stepped up to the challenge.
"Wait and see." Li Jiancheng gritted his teeth.
"Classmate Han Xiaoyi, remember to bring lunch to the basketball court later. I want to eat chicken legs and baby cabbage today." Lin Ze shouted at the top of his voice.
Han Xiaoyi immediately bit her soft lips and blushed. She retorted angrily, but this kind of thing became darker and darker. Han Xiaoyi, whose brain was still thinking normally, chose to remain silent.
Lin Ze didn't care what others thought, but Han Xiaoyi, as an eighteen-year-old young girl, still had some concerns. Generally speaking, when girls bring food to boys in high school, 90% of it is a relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend who are passionately in love. 10% of it is this.
The girl has fallen in love with a handsome athlete who plays basketball. In short, when it comes to delivering food, it is just like when men and women have sex. Men generally have the advantage, while girls are at a disadvantage.
First of all, Lin Ze didn't expect this. He and Han Xiaoyi ate together every day and went out together, so they were naturally used to it. Secondly, even if he thought about it, he knew that others would misunderstand him, and he wouldn't mind at all.
Given the choice between going hungry or being misunderstood, he would choose the latter without hesitation.
Ding ding ding——
The bell rang, and the students dispersed in a crowd and rushed to the basketball court. The person involved, Li Jiancheng, showed off his power and was sent away by the crowd. Lin Ze, who was miserable and ignored, came to Han Xiaoyi and gave him a thousand warnings.
He warned: "Remember, don't overcook the baby cabbage. Those are not nutritious, and don't want those that are too dark yellow in color. I am not an old scalper and I don't have taboos."
Han Xiaoyi was so ashamed and angry that she wanted to know what was going on with this man. He was about to have a decisive battle with Li Jiancheng, but he was still concerned about his dinner. Would he die if he didn't eat a meal? And the mother-in-law asked about the nutrition of baby cabbage -
If most of the students hadn't left the classroom and couldn't hear the conversation between the two, Han Xiaoyi would have definitely found a crack in the ground to slip in and never come out.
