After Lin Ze registered his name, he went straight to the boys' apartment, which was no different from the girls' apartment. It was a standard four-person room with four beds, a desk and a wardrobe below, and a bathroom and sink at the end. The area was not large, but the room before leaving the previous semester My friend was kind enough not to throw a few sticky, unknown condoms in dark corners such as the wardrobe under the bed and affect the appearance of the room.
I laid out the sheets, put the toiletries on the sink, took a chair and smoked smoke rings by the balcony, admiring the scenery.
This is such a familiar scene. Just like the time when the purple flowers bloomed, Lin Ze was sitting on the balcony smoking in this posture, and then he was caught by the beautiful Xia Shuzhu, and he teased the new official fiercely. The most popular beauty class teacher was appointed,
In a daze, it was already a year ago.
Perhaps in the eyes of some young literary and artistic people who express sorrow and mourn the Spring and Autumn in order to compose new words, this is destined to be another short poem that can be written by anyone. But Lin Ze not only does not have this awareness, On the contrary, I feel that time is really slow and flowing, neither lukewarm nor hot, neither impatient nor impatient.
In previous years, when performing tasks, we always lived a boring and monotonous life day after day, year after year. A year flies by in the blink of an eye, leaving not much experience worth recalling and brewing. But this year is different. I really need to count it down. It may take three days and three nights,
I made my first girlfriend, Xia Shuzhu, and successfully completed a home run. I had a 419 with Chen Ling, a charming woman who had been immersed in the dye vat society for several years, and it seemed that she did not need to be responsible. Until the woman left, she was just Putting aside the bold statement that if she could make a fortune, she would take the initiative to come back and take responsibility for what happened tonight. As for other things, she didn’t mention it at all.
There were so many things worth remembering. After smoking a cigarette, he felt so melancholy that he took away the first kiss from the eldest daughter of the Han family.
Without giving him a chance to light a second cigarette, two boys entered the apartment arm-in-arm.
Lin Ze took a glance and thought to himself: "These two are probably the animals who have lived with me for four years. They are too domineering."
One of them was burly and huge. He had a haircut that was a few minutes shorter than a short haircut. A pair of eyebrows took away the energy of his entire face. He was even worse than Crayon Shin-chan. Even if he blinked, those eyebrows They all jump up and down, especially energetic,
The other one is a little shorter than this burly iron man. He is not overbearing, but he is quite strong. This animal is not very handsome, but there is a trace of obscene luster between his eyebrows from time to time, which makes women feel sad. Be wary, men are like-minded,
Of course, what attracted Lin Ze was not the obscene expression he would reveal inadvertently, but the pair of flat shoes under his feet that were obviously one size too small. At this moment, the shoes were already overwhelmed with the dry heel to express his feelings. It was in dire straits, but this animal showed no mercy at all. With its chaotic pace, it ruined the pair of sneakers that were destined to not last until next week.
"Brother, it's from the same dormitory." The strong man with an iron frame threw a red pagoda mountain towards Lin Ze on the balcony, and threw his luggage onto an empty big bed.
Just using his left hand to carry the password box weighing dozens of kilograms, Lin Ze narrowed his eyes and smiled: "Well, my name is Lin Ze." He thought to himself, "Yanyuan is really a crouching tiger, hidden dragon, even This kind of burly man who looks very similar to those bulletin boards where a few wanted criminals are posted every now and then does exist, and he really shouldn't be underestimated."
"My name is Cui Mao. Brothers and friends like to call me Eyebrow. As for why I have this nickname." The strong man from the iron tower did an eyebrow dance and said with a simple smile, "You know."
When Lin Ze saw this strange scene, a chill ran down his back.
It would not be unusual for him to be an animal in the form of a funny clown doing the eyebrow dance, but at this moment, the person showing off his talent in front of him is not a streetcar idiot who is despised like a street rat, but a man who said he had just been released from prison. How could it not be creepy to see a burly man who no one would suspect when he came out? Even though Crayon Shin-chan’s appearance is out of the ordinary, he doesn’t look like a reform-through-labor prisoner, right?
After taking the cigarette, Lin Ze lit it on his own, and did not run up to them to make friends with them warmly. He just took a few sips of a cup of freshly brewed Pu'er and smoked with a calm expression.
The two of them saw that the first man who entered the house was not a very enthusiastic and overt person, so they made the bed and packed the equipment without incident. A quarter of an hour later, the beast nicknamed Eyebrow sat down on the chair, crossed his legs and put his mouth to his mouth. I threw a cigarette into it and lit it with a bang,
But in Lin Ze's eyes, there was another wave of shock.
This guy really went to the wrong school,
No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a ferocious beast whose total score in the college entrance examination is 750 but can pass 650. Is it really unfair that God gave him a fierce and domineering tiger body and a head as careful as dust?
Before Lin Ze could get up to pour the water, another man, Li Bao, nicknamed Baozi, rushed over after packing his luggage. With an obscene look on his eyebrows, he asked in a low voice: "Young man, are you gay?"
"Ah." Lin Ze was stunned and didn't react for a while.
"Ahem," Baozi cleared his throat and said with a serious expression, "Are you gay?"
"I'm sorry, sir." Lin Ze came back to his senses and scolded with a smile, "Do you think I have this tendency?"
"Every man thinks he likes women before he meets the one in his life. You are not the first person to ask me this question, and you are destined not to be the last one." Baozi threw a ball into his mouth. A cigarette, smoking along the vicissitudes of life on the ladder, quite a bit of a high-altitude and aloof attitude.
have to,
When he met his two roommates, Lin Ze realized that they were both unusual people. A burly, arrogant and powerful man liked to act cute, and the other was a beast with an obscene expression and liked to play gay. What about the third one?
The three of them smoked a cigarette together and introduced themselves to each other in detail. Baozi and Mei Mei were high school classmates. They were buddies who never went together to see each other. They were admitted to Yanda University together and studied in the university from Northeast China. The train arrived in half a day,
In fact, when Lin Ze listened to Baozi introducing their high school careers, he suspected that Baozi's lover was actually his eyebrows, and he was so tough on the outside, but he might have tender eyebrows on the inside.
Thinking of this, Lin Ze couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body, and he hurriedly rubbed his arms to warm up...
The third roommate finally arrived late when the three of them decided to go downstairs for lunch together.
A gentle man with glasses, wearing a white shirt, looked upright. As soon as he entered the door, he nodded and smiled implicitly at the three people. He took out a pack of cigarettes with some wrinkles in the cigarette box from his pocket, handed out one to each, and finally put the cigarette box away. He put it in his pocket, but he didn’t smoke it.
"My name is Yao Shi, please take good care of me in the future." Yao Shi seems to have a very low posture, but in fact he is neither silent nor humble. His plain temperament is somewhat different from his rather outdated and old-fashioned otaku appearance.
Lin Ze had no interest in thinking about the character and character of the three roommates. Anyway, he would get to know each other gradually, so there was no need to try to find out the truth as soon as they met.
The three of them waited for Yao Shi for a while. This guy was also very agile and tidied up the bed and desk in just five minutes. Baozi put out the washing tools for Yao Shi with a little attentiveness.
Lin Ze and Mei Mei walked ahead, while Yao Shi was hugged by Baozi, the most lively of the four, lowering his head and whispering something,
Lin Ze, who had been in contact for more than half an hour, could guess with his buttocks that this guy was probably saying something like "A boy is gay?" or "I am quite knowledgeable about famous songs, let's discuss it together when we have time." Strong words, as for whether Yao Shi would blindly become a good gay friend with him, Lin Ze did not think deeply, but shudderingly touched the buttocks that felt a little hot and painful in his heart. , spitting out a national curse: "Fuck you, uncle."
Men and women are different, but men and women are the same,
Men can easily establish revolutionary friendships after drinking, smoking, and having sex, while women may be complimented by the other party: "You look so beautiful today," "Where did you get your manicure," and "Where did you buy your bag?" The deep relationship between sisters was established.
The difference is that after a man establishes a friendship, as long as he doesn't seduce his second sister-in-law or stab him in the back, the friendship that will gradually deepen over time will not go bankrupt.
But women may boycott each other and become wary because of a compliment given by a boy they both like.
So I haven’t eaten in the school cafeteria for a few years, but instead went to restaurants outside the school to drink.
Freshman year is a very delicate stage. You break away from the simple and clean life like an ivory tower and enter this campus known as a small society to explore. What you learn is rarely the knowledge in textbooks. Most of it is how to deal with interpersonal relationships and how to deal with it. Strengthen your originally weak eloquence and action abilities,
The increasingly socially recognized concept that graduation equals unemployment is guiding contemporary college students, forcing them to carefully absorb knowledge and experience in this originally stress-free amusement park, hoping that they will never be in the embarrassing situation of being unemployed after graduation.
"Here, let's have a drink." Baozi raised his glass to his three good friends.
"Good friends, let's go together." Lin Ze smiled and said,
