Chapter Four hundred and fortieth Who is the first to pounce?
Xiaohu thinks that to be a good character is to fight harder than others, masturbate longer than others, and even drink more than others.
So in his opinion, the boss and Brother Xiao Lin are both domineering and powerful figures.
Needless to say fighting,
How can a fierce man who is undefeated in a single challenge against a Siberian tiger be any worse?
As for masturbating,
Xiaohu shook his head. He had never masturbated before, and there was no way he could tell anything from Brother Xiaolin's appearance.
As for drinking, when he was eight years old, Xiaohu started secretly drinking the old man’s private collection of good wine. He considered himself one of the best drinkers of his age. However, looking at the speed at which his boss and Xiao Lin drank water, he held up a bottle of wine after training. The little tiger squatting at the door with a bowl of fat and watery dinner was stunned.
Bullshit,
This is the real awesome person,
There was no food, just a bowl of egg fried rice, and each of us drank three to four kilograms of high-concentration liquor.
Damn it, you have to drink like this, Lord Tiger will have to be so domineering in the future,
After eating a large porcelain bowl of rice, not even a grain of rice was left. In the end, I even licked the oil and water on the edge of the bowl clean. Seeing the pair of tough men smoking in silence, the tiger-headed little tiger put the rice bowl on the window and shamelessly asked Xiao Lin for it. He bought a cigarette, sat on the threshold and took a puff of contentedly, and said comfortably: "Brother Xiao Lin, why don't you train us with the leader, and see if you can even compete with the Siberian tiger, there are not many opponents in the Northern Military Region. .”
"I'm a student." Perhaps it was because when he saw Xiaohu, he seemed to see himself in childhood. Lin Ze felt very close to him and smiled, "I can't teach such a tigerish bastard like you."
Xiao Hu smiled proudly, scratched his head and said, "Brother Xiao Lin also thinks I'm a tiger."
"No explanation." Lin Ze smiled and said,
"Yes, from now on, I am my eldest brother, and you are my second brother. When Mr. Hu finishes training, I will come over to you for a drink." Xiao Hu touched his head, which was smooth around the edges, with only a bunch of hair left in the middle. He said boldly,
"Would you please wash your feet?" Lin Ze asked jokingly,
"Please." Xiaohu blinked his smart eyes, paused and asked, "But do you still want to wash your feet? Put the footbath in and rub it for a few times and you'll be done."
"Hahaha," Lin Ze laughed heartily, punched the dark-faced Mo Shu, and scolded him with a smile, "This kid is not bad, you kid, don't ruin the flowers of the motherland."
"Xiaohu." Mo Shu changed his usual nonchalant attitude and pointed at Lin Zedao, "You can ignore me when you get rich in the future, but you must recognize my brother. His business is your business, and he will be punished by others in the future. I don't care if I bully you, I will beat you to death even if I am on crutches, do you hear me?"
"Hey, how can I deny it? I will recognize you both, eldest brother and second brother. When Mr. Hu is done with me, I will ask you to wash your feet every day." Xiaohu didn't understand the meaning of foot washing, but hearing what the two said, it must be a good thing. , so he agreed immediately,
"Go to training, we have a training camp tonight." Mo Shu kicked Xiaohu away who wanted to ask Lin Ze for a second cigarette.
After Xiaohu left, Moshu handed Lin Ze another cigarette, took two dull puffs and said, "Leave tomorrow morning."
"Yeah." Lin Ze nodded,
"I still have to train them here for a year and a half. They won't be able to leave for a while. They will come to you when they are done." Moshu rubbed his nose calmly.
"No problem." Lin Ze smiled sadly,
"Besides, that guy named Tie definitely didn't mean to cause trouble for you. Even if I don't come out, he will be scolded by his superiors. Well, maybe you offended someone outside." Moshu blew out a puff of thick smoke, "In the military, if anyone dares to touch you, I will kill his whole family. After all, I work in this system. Even if I spend my time squatting in this useless place, I still have some sources of information, but I can't get anything from outside. Feng Sheng also knows what you are like, and as long as you are still breathing, you will not ask me to help."
Moshu smiled self-deprecatingly and said: "I clearly remember that I provoked the instructor thirty-eight times, and you only did it five times. Three of them, I was beaten badly and you begged me for mercy. Well, I didn't say this just because I wanted to. I’m remembering the past, and I don’t mean to say anything pretentious. Brothers, if I’m beaten up, no one will help you if you don’t help me. I just want you to remember it, you must remember it.”
"If someone is looking for trouble, you don't need to tell me if you are 60% sure, and I don't bother to ask. But if you are less than 40% sure, you must tell me. If you don't tell me, you don't regard me as a brother. Even if you die, I can also dig graves and whip corpses, do you hear me?" Moshu rubbed his nose vigorously and said,
Lin Ze did not reject this young friend's friendship. He took a puff of smoke and said, "I only took the initiative to provoke the instructor five times. Three of them were to intercede for you. But you have forgotten the other two. But I tricked you into provoking me." Yes, if I can't get through it, you believe I won't drag you into the water."
"Brothers are just for support, no problem." Mo Shu patted his chest, sighed softly, patted his shoulders a few times, and said, "I'm going to train. If you have time, just give me some support." Two bottles of wine will satisfy your craving."
Lin Ze nodded and remained silent, but after Moshu walked away, Lin Ze suddenly realized something, glanced over his shoulder, and immediately jumped to his feet and cursed: "Fuck you, a slug is a slug, and you will behave like this all your life. "
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"Hey, beast, if you beat three of them one by one, what will be the final result? Why do you have nothing to do and pick them all?" Han Xiaoyi walked in the woods and asked delicately,
"No, I met an old comrade who came forward to help me settle the matter." Lin Ze held a cigarette in his mouth and saw that the eldest lady of the Han family was showing signs of walking deeper into the woods. He thought to himself, "Could it be that she wants to follow me in the wilderness?" In the wild, this is not good. What if someone discovers it? How embarrassing..."
"Old comrade, serving in the army." The eldest lady of the Han family turned her head and asked curiously,
"Actually, I don't know. It's the same system, but the division of labor is different." Lin Ze frowned and shook his head.
He really doesn't know what kind of job Mo Shu is now, training a group of brats, or a group of brats with scary backgrounds.
Of course, he just wasn't sure about the nature of Mo Shu's job, but that didn't mean he didn't understand it at all.
Lin Ze clearly remembered the instructor who trained him and Mo Shu. Even when the old director met him, his attitude was very respectful. It is conceivable that Mo Shu's current job seems to be nothing to show off, but it is Real and influential positions,
I didn’t bother to think too much, but he was very happy because he was doing so well. Even if he didn’t expect to be brought out to fight in the future, with a buddy like this, he would still be able to find a place to stay if he really had to go to the point of not having a meal in the future. land,
"Actually, you don't need to tell me this kind of thing." Han Xiaoyi walked up to Lin Ze who was in a daze, pursed her lips and said,
"Ah." Lin Ze came to his senses slightly, rubbed his nose and said, "It's not a secret, why can't you tell me?"
"Think about it, I want to know that you have a great comrade in the military. What if I have a bad idea in the future and take advantage of your buddy? Even if your brother doesn't say it, he will definitely blame you in his heart for dragging him into trouble. , right." Han Xiaoyi smiled slyly,
Lin Ze smiled bitterly and said, "If you were the kind of rich lady who doesn't care about other people's feelings, I would have shot you out of the way."
"Damn it." The eldest lady of the Han family scolded her with her hands on her hips, "Who do you think I am? Are you here to be sold? You can dodge someone with a cannon. It would be weird if I didn't kick you in the balls."
",." Lin Ze twitched the corner of his mouth, but did not dare to resist,
"Then you know that I am not the kind of girl who takes advantage of every opportunity, so why don't you decide to shoot one shot after another, and then hide when you get tired of it?" Han Xiaoyi said very vulgarly, but she smiled like a cunning little fox, especially Danger,
Lin Ze vowed: "Don't be joking, you are not that kind of person, and neither am I, Brother Lin."
"No matter how you explain your sophistry, I will not let you do piston movements on me easily." Han Xiaoyi raised her proud chin and curled her lips and said, "There is nothing you can do that will move me to tears and my soul will tremble. A great feat, don’t even think about getting into my bed.”
",." Lin Ze regretted a little. Although he didn't think about it, his casual mention attracted the attention of the eldest lady of the Han family. It will be more difficult to take advantage of it in the future.
He shook his head and said, "It's getting late. Let's go back to the dormitory and sleep. We have to get up early to go back to school tomorrow."
"Sit for a while longer." Han Xiaoyi took Lin Ze's rough palm and sat down against a thick tree. She leaned her little head on his shoulder and blew hot air towards his earlobe and said, "Xiao Linzi, what do you think I am?" This girlfriend is not competent at her job."
"You have to tell me which aspect first." Lin Ze smoked carelessly, wary,
"Any way."
"General." Lin Ze said frankly,
"It's so ordinary." The eldest lady of the Han family touched Lin Ze's thigh with her soft, boneless white hands.
"Well, it's pretty good." Lin Ze's body suddenly stiffened,
"It's just relatively good." The eldest lady of the Han family climbed up with her little hands, wandering around the sensitive areas, tickling the heart and lungs.
"Well," Brother Xiao Lin's face turned red and he breathed heavily, "It's pretty good."
"If I were to give you a score, how many points would I give you?" Han Xiaoyi smiled like a seductive vixen,
"Full marks." Brother Xiao Lin gritted his teeth and said against his will,
"Then if Xue Bailing, the queen of the Xue family, and I stand naked in front of you, who will you knock down first?" The eldest lady of the Han family asked with great excitement.
"Ah." Lin Ze thought along the train of thought, and immediately came to his mind that charming face that had conquered the country and turned all sentient beings upside down, and was still a fucking queen.
"Damn it, I should have known you were a half-hearted beast. I went to bed." Seeing Lin Ze's face filled with intoxication, the eldest lady of the Han family decisively retracted her hands, stood up and left.
Lin Ze, who was all hot, sat on the ground with dull eyes, a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth, but he didn't move at all. He didn't even care about the eldest lady of the Han family leaving.
It wasn't until the cigarette burned to the end and some of it burned his lips that he spit it out and said with great satisfaction: "Oh, blaspheming the queen in my heart is more than twice as exciting as the scheming tease of the eldest lady of the Han family."
If the eldest lady, who has already gone far away, hears the lamentation of this dead beast, she will vomit blood and die.
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The second update contains nearly a thousand words and will be updated around 12 o’clock. The third update is not recommended to wait~
