Linzette likes to show off. Many people who know him know this. He can spend hours preparing for a show-off that lasts only a few seconds. Such a crazy mentality is shameful. But why did Brother Xiao Lin become such a pretentious criminal?
But pretending depends on the person, and you also have to have a certain temperament when pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger. Going out on the street to provoke a bunch of gangsters for no reason, and then engaging in shameful and effortless pretending, Xiao Lin doesn't even bother to do it, and he can't I won't waste this time,
So when he said "Go home and see your mother" for Queen Xue, he exposed the handleless knife to the sight of those Japanese without leaving a trace.
A little slutty, a little slutty, but undoubtedly a bunch of cowards, these guys were a little angry at first, but seeing that the other party might be a member of the White Tiger Society, they just walked away from the checkout and didn't stay much longer.
The food was served very quickly, maybe because the two of them had Chinese faces, and the boss felt like a fellow villager bursting into tears when seeing a fellow countryman, or maybe because of the recent tense situation, the boss, who was in a foreign country, was particularly anxious and uneasy, which added to the aggravation. Feeling homesick,
No matter what, a few side dishes were finally served before Lin Ze got hungry.
He poured a glass of low-alcohol liquor, drank it down in one gulp, and then began to sweep the food on the table,
In this world, apart from Lin Ze being a little restrained when dining with Elizabeth, the world's number one female celebrity, no woman can stop his domineering and sharp dining attitude.
Fierce enough, fierce enough,
In less than ten minutes, he had devoured three bowls of rice, two meat dishes, one vegetable dish, and three dishes. Queen Xue barely consumed a quarter of the remaining clear soup and vegetable dishes at her slow pace.
"Waiter, another table." Lin Ze snapped his fingers and continued to work hard.
Queen Xue is not a talkative person. In the few times she got along with Lin Ze, she already talked so much that Xue Gui had his whims. But to Lin Ze, she was still a taciturn superior. To Lin Ze, she was still a taciturn person. He had a vulgar and crazy eating attitude without saying a word, and he ate slowly and without making any sound even when he drank soup. Unlike Lin Ze who drank a bowl of soup, although he didn't burp loudly, he still made a hissing sound. The sound is quite frowning,
After the second table of dishes arrived, Lin Ze's speed did not slow down at all. He almost mixed the rice with the soup and ate it for half an hour. Lin Ze, who had not eaten anything for the whole day, finally loosened a belt button with a big belly. , lit a cigarette and said: "Who said beauty is good for food? That's nonsense."
Queen Xue did not comment on Lin Ze's somewhat suspicious words. After putting down the bowl and chopsticks, she took out two paper towels and wiped the corners of her mouth, and said calmly: "I'm full."
"That's almost it." Lin Ze looked at the time and said with a smile, "I'll have a midnight snack at twelve o'clock. I think I will be able to sleep very soundly tonight."
"Go and pay." Queen Xue said matter-of-factly,
",." Lin Ze twitched the corner of his mouth, and his smoking movement was even more stagnant, and he lowered his voice and said, "I won't argue with you about who should pay for this meal. You,, didn't bring your wallet."
Queen Xue, who has always had amazing concentration, saw Lin Ze asking this question, her face changed slightly, and she couldn't help but lower her voice and said: "I changed my clothes after entering the hotel, and I was in a hurry to go out..."
"Damn..." Lin Ze took a breath and suddenly realized, "I'm just telling you why I enjoyed this meal so much. It turned out to be the King's meal."
"Then what should we do?" Queen Xue also felt a little unable to sit still.
She is not a person who eats overlord meals. In Yanjing, she usually eats at the store opened by the Xue family. The money is paid in the normal way. Even if she forgets to bring it, she can go back to pay. Now in Tokyo, she is not familiar with the place. Even Lin Ze, the only one who could speak, didn't bring any money. It was really...
"Run." Lin Ze had a strange expression and took a deep puff of the flue. "Although it's not the first time, I haven't done this kind of thing for several years. I don't know if my skills are rusty."
"Run." Queen Xue looked at Lin Ze in disbelief and said in confusion, "You don't know anyone here."
"You didn't." Lin Ze asked back,
Queen Xue stopped asking,
She can say no, or she can say yes. The partners of the Xue family in Tokyo probably want to please God and Buddha to please the queen of the Xue family, let alone provide her with a meal that does not exceed five hundred yuan, even if it is five hundred yuan. Wan, they are willing to give up. After all, the more Xue Bailing accepts their kindness, the better they can negotiate. In the final analysis, they hope to continue to cooperate with the Xue family. With such a strong local giant to protect them, they can always It saves them a lot of things and they only need to make money with peace of mind.
Lin Ze understood her difficulty, but Xue Bailing did not understand Lin Ze's helplessness.
Lin Ze smoked a few cigarettes fiercely. When the waiter saw that these two men and women, whose clothes were nowhere to be found, didn't pay the bill after eating, they just sat on the chair with twinkling eyes and stared blankly. His heart skipped a beat and he was so busy. Notify several colleagues to block all exits in a professional manner to prevent them from escaping in the chaos.
Are you kidding me, customers will be deducted if they evade the order. They don’t want to end up with a thousand plates in vain if they don’t pay attention.
"How is your physical fitness?" Lin Ze finally couldn't help but ask after being silent for a long time,
"It's okay." Xue Bailing said lightly,
"Run back to the hotel from here. As long as there are not many obstacles on the road, you can arrive there in three minutes. Well, even if there is an accident, it will take at most five minutes. Although strenuous exercise just after eating is not good for physical and mental health, when things get to this point, it will always take We need to think of a way." Lin Ze chattered,
"I understand." Xue Bailing nodded,
"You must know the direction of the hotel. Well, follow me when the time comes. If you think twice, we can escape from the clutches of the devil. Okay, I'll call someone." Lin Ze finally gave up.
He originally planned to numb himself and make up his mind to run away with Queen Xue.
But after all, the other party is the superior head of the Xue family, a man with great power. He skips the bill for a meal that costs less than 500 yuan. In fact, he asked for the meal himself and asked others to follow him. Running away is really unreasonable.
Helplessly, Lin Ze took out his phone and entered a number that was not stored in his phone but was floating in his mind.
As soon as the call was connected, a harsh voice like a male duck's voice came from the other end. Lin Ze moved away from the receiver almost as soon as the voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Where did you go? The guests are still waiting for you. Why don't you come back soon?"
Obviously, the other party did not check the caller ID and was waiting for a call from a prostitute. As for the identity of the other party, there is no need to elaborate.
Who else but Yatou would say such thrilling words?
"It's me." Lin Ze's mouth was full of bitterness,
"It's you." The tone on the other end of the phone slowed down, and then a very perverted and loud voice came, "Fuck you, uncle, you still have the nerve to call me."
"There's nothing we can do, Jianghu is calling for help." Lin Ze reported the address and then hung up the phone, interrupting the other party's chatter.
He is not afraid that the other party will not come,
In fact, he was only afraid that the other party would come too fast and too violently,
Sure enough, within five minutes, a gorgeous-looking Harley-Davidson stopped in front of the hotel. A man in a silver leather jacket took off the helmet on his head, revealing an extremely feminine face. He looks fifteen or sixteen years old, but he has peach blossom eyes, a delicate nose bridge, seductive lips, and the pretty face that women dream of. If his tight leather pants hadn't covered a big crotch, no one would have suspected it. His identity as a beautiful lady,
The man rushed into the hotel holding his helmet. As soon as he appeared, he attracted countless envious looks, mostly from women. He was really so gorgeous.
This guy is nearly 185 years old, with flowing and smooth black hair. In addition to his extremely feminine face, his body is extremely tall and majestic. The lines outlined by his tight-fitting leather jacket are enough to make anyone from eighty to eight years old. The female compatriots are drooling,
The man's peach blossom eyes glanced around sharply, and soon he saw his target.
Whoosh,
The helmet was smashed over at an alarming speed. Lin Ze, who was sitting on the chair with a big belly, hurriedly snatched it with his hands and placed it safely on the dining table. He smiled bitterly and said to the man who was walking towards the golden sword: "Damn you demon, you want to seek wealth and harm." life."
"Fuck you, uncle." The man who was called a transvestite sat down and glared at Lin Ze angrily.
Directly ignoring the breathtakingly beautiful goddess of the Xue family opposite Lin Ze,
"This is Miss Xue, the head of the Xue family." Lin Ze pointed at Xue Bailing, introducing the ladyboy.
"Oh." The ladyboy raised a faint brow, turned to glance at Xue Bailing, glanced up and down with a look at the young lady, and nodded to himself, "The quality is good, I should be able to sell it for a good price, little girl Sister, are you interested in hanging out with your brother? If nothing else, I’ll give you the hot and spicy food, and I’ll give you one week off every month. Well, you can only take off during your menstrual period, but speaking of which, you are only given four days of menstrual leave with your colleagues. Compared to the holidays, I feel that I am humane enough."
"Uh, buddy, did you listen to me?" Lin Ze interrupted the talkative ladyboy and said awkwardly, "Her surname is Xue and her first name is Bai Ling."
"Of course I know." The lady rolled her eyes at him and said angrily, "What about the head of the Xue family, she can give herself one week off every month."
",." Lin Ze was speechless,
From this point of view, what the ladyboy said is absolutely right. Not to mention things like income and status that Xue Bailing is destined not to care about. Just for the holidays, the conditions offered by the ladyboy are indeed tempting enough. Oh, bah, this is all fucking What and what?
When Ren Yao once again cast his unparalleled questioning gaze on Xue Bailing, a look of surprise appeared on the latter's eyebrows. He immediately picked up the teacup, took a sip, and asked one by one: "Are you the one who was born one night back then?" He Renyao, the Northeastern murderer who killed nearly a hundred Wang family members in two lakes in one period."
As soon as he said this, Lin Ze's expression changed slightly, but the shemale narrowed his peach blossom eyes that were meant for both men and women, and said with a sly smile: "How about, sister Xue, have you felt the kingly aura inadvertently revealed by your brother? Ha, Any words of praise and praise are like floating clouds to me, give up, stupid human being, tonight, I will take away your thirty-year-old chastity at the speed of lightning, don’t be afraid.”
