Lin Ze was woken up by the extremely disturbing ringing of the phone. With a splitting headache, he grabbed the cell phone on the desk and connected it. As soon as he put it to his ear, he heard a questioning voice with a strong smell of gunpowder.
"Lin Ze, what's going on with you? You've missed all the afternoon and evening self-study classes again? Don't you know how to study well?"
From the timbre and reproachful tone, it was easy to tell that the call was from Xia Shuzhu. The sleepy Lin Ze opened his eyes and said feebly: "I'm sick."
"Ah? Why are you sick?" Xia Shuzhu also jumped up from the chair and asked with concern. "Have you seen a doctor? Have you taken medicine? Is it serious?"
Lin Ze said sadly: "The doctor said it might be cancer. Alas, I think I don't have much time left and I have to leave this wonderful world."
"Nonsense! Where are you? I'll come right away." Xia Shuzhu was so anxious that tears almost flowed out, and she couldn't tell whether Lin Ze was talking nonsense or the truth.
"No need. Just leave me alone. If you need anything, we'll talk to you tomorrow morning." Lin Ze was about to hang up the phone when Han Xiaoyi's fierce yelling came from outside the wooden house. "Lin Ze! What the hell are you going to do?
If you make midnight snacks, I will starve to death!"
"What's the sound? Aren't you sick? Someone asked you to make a late-night snack?" Xia Shuzhu's worries that he just mentioned were immediately annihilated and turned into a questioning tone. "You lied to me again?"
"Really not, that's my cousin. She wants to eat the last dinner I cooked before I pass away. Hey, hey - what, I can't hear you." As soon as Lin Zefu hung up the phone, Han Xiaoyi kicked her violently
Opening the wooden door, he stood at the door with his arms akimbo like a dominatrix, shouting, "As a bodyguard, you don't care about your employer's life or death. Do you still have a sense of responsibility?"
"Aren't I sleeping?" Lin Ze got up dejectedly. After eating midnight snacks, he wanted to sleep until Uncle Fu took a rest before getting up, but was woken up by a phone call. He was really devastated.
"You skipped class all afternoon and all night. What did you do?" Han Xiaoyi sat beside the messy bed and frowned. "I don't know how to clean it up. Look at your table, it's so dirty."
"Miss, your room is not much better than mine." Lin Ze responded lazily, put on his shorts, and muttered. "My bodyguard is really considerate and warm. Not only do I have to protect my employer's safety, but I also have to be responsible for his employer's food.
You also need to be a spiritual comforter, and you must never let me sleep with you in the future. I am not the kind of casual person."
Han Xiaoyi sighed and cursed: "Who cares about sleeping with you?"
Lin Ze struggled to get up. The sharp-eyed Han Xiaoyi immediately noticed that Lin Ze was wearing a thin leather glove on his left hand and couldn't help but asked curiously: "It's such a hot day. Who are you wearing a black leather glove to show?"
"It's none of your business." Lin Ze put on his flip-flops and walked straight to the villa.
"Hey, what's your attitude? Can't I care about you? Let me see if you are injured." Han Xiaoyi shamelessly hugged Lin Ze's arm and peeled off the leather gloves.
"Ah - why are you bleeding?" A look of concern and worry appeared on Han Xiaoyi's face. "Did you see a doctor? Did you get an injection? Did you take medicine? Did you apply medicine?"
"——"
Lin Ze feels that women are all bad habits. No matter how angelic her face is or how devilish her body is, bad habits of a bad mother-in-law cannot be changed.
"It's okay." Lin Ze pulled out his arm and said casually. "On the way home, I met a girl with a curvy front and back. I couldn't help but stepped forward and touched her butt. Who would have thought that this bitch was actually wearing a Hedgehog brand pants?
Nene, it made me bleed like a river on the spot."
Han Xiaoyi was not an idiot, so she naturally didn't believe his nonsense. She turned around and stood in front of him and said in a serious tone: "Your wound is clearly a stab wound, and it penetrated completely. How could it be a puncture? Have you seen a doctor?
?Do you have tetanus? If infected, your whole hand may be disabled.”
"Don't worry, my health isn't that bad. I'll be fine in a few days." Lin Ze smiled, walked around her and walked to the kitchen.
"What are you going to do?" Han Xiaoyi called him from behind.
"Aren't you hungry? I'll make you a midnight snack." Lin Ze said inexplicably.
"What are you doing for a midnight snack when you're so injured?" Han Xiaoyi said anxiously.
"Didn't you ask me to do it?" Lin Ze said with a strange expression.
"I didn't know you were injured." Han Xiaoyi hurriedly pulled him to sit on the sofa, put her youthful and fashionable face in front of Lin Ze, and asked, "What do you want to eat? I'll cook it for you."
"——" Lin Ze was speechless for a long time. He raised his intact right hand and said in a deep voice, "Give me a kitchen knife."
"What?" Han Xiaoyi asked strangely.
"If I chop off this hand, I will have someone to take care of me for the rest of my life." Lin Ze said seriously.
"You pervert!" Han Xiaoyi yelled and ran into the kitchen.
Han Xiaoyi's craftsmanship is very average, probably on the same level as Xia Shuzhu's. However, Xia Shuzhu's love lunch did not show its true level because of her worries. Although the true level is not that good, it does not taste sour, sweet and sour.
Yogurt.
Lin Zewo was smoking a cigarette and drinking coffee on the sofa, feeling very leisurely. Half an hour later, Han Xiaoyi, wearing an apron, came out with two plates of noodles. Her hands were greasy, but her face was full of pride.
He placed a plate of average-colored miscellaneous sauce noodles on the coffee table and said, "Try what I made."
Lin Ze took the time to sit down, took a sip, smacked his lips and said, "I put a little less soy sauce, more sesame oil, and more hot sauce. As for the secret sauce of the miscellaneous sauce noodles -"
"Okay, okay." Han Xiaoyi waved her hands anxiously and said displeasedly. "You can eat what you have. Where does all this nonsense come from."
"——" Lin Ze felt extremely wronged and buried his head in eating noodles without saying anything.
In the evening, he was greatly invited to have a late-night snack. He was quite tired, so he drank a few bottles of wine and came back without eating anything. He was really hungry at the moment, so he ate mixed noodles with three to five, and then lit a cigarette with satisfaction.
, nestled on the sofa and burping.
"I haven't finished eating yet. Can you stop making such a disgusting sound?" Han Xiaoyi frowned delicately.
Lin Ze said shamelessly: "Burping is a disguised form of complimenting your craftsmanship. Shouldn't you be happy?"
"I don't need other people's praise." Han Xiaoyi put down the bowls and chopsticks, came to Lin Ze like a curious baby, gently grabbed his arm and said, "What's going on with the hand? Why is it hurt so badly? And
Did you get into a fight with someone?"
"Yeah." Lin Ze didn't need to hide everything from Han Xiaoyi. Her identity meant that she could accept some things that ordinary girls couldn't.
"The other person is very powerful?" Han Xiaoyi blinked her watery eyes, and there was still residual hot sauce at the corner of her mouth. She looked like a little cat, very cute.
"It was such a mess, I was almost beaten to the ground by him." Lin Ze said vividly.
"No way. I thought you were invincible." Han Xiaoyi said in surprise. "Did your hand get pricked by that master?"
"That's right." Lin Ze nodded as usual, pointed to the skin next to the heart, and said pretentiously. "This is where he wanted to stab, but I, Lin Ze, grabbed his hand on the spot.
Iron knife."
"——" Han Xiaoyi stared at Lin Ze's not-so-handsome face as if looking at a monster, and suddenly felt that Lin Ze, who was 1.8 meters tall, had suddenly grown to two meters, not to mention how tall and powerful he was.
"Then what?" Han Xiaoyi asked thrillingly.
"Then?" Lin Ze was stunned for a moment, then smiled. "Then it was gone. It's not a martial arts novel, so there are so many twists and turns."
Han Xiaoyi pursed her lips, knowing that Lin Ze was unwilling to discuss this kind of issue with her in depth. She didn't force it, but her eyes suddenly lit up and she said, "Wait for me, I'll be right back."
She said and trotted upstairs. In less than a minute, she came down with a porcelain bottle in her hand. Lin Ze was a little curious, but she ordered Lin Ze in a commanding tone: "Tear off your leather gloves and gauze."
open."
"It hurts a lot -" Lin Ze shrank his arm.
"This is a very expensive golden sore medicine. It is very effective in healing wounds. Daddy asked a friend to get this bottle. It is very precious." Han Xiaoyi said dissatisfied. "It's just such a bottle, but it cost Daddy a lot of money."
Quite a few relationships.”
Lin Ze finally took off his gloves and untied the gauze under Han Xiaoyi's pressure. At first, Han Xiaoyi just glanced at the wound, but now he raised Lin Ze's punctured palm, and his eyes suddenly turned red.
The palm was stabbed all over, and it must have hurt a lot at the time - but this guy seemed to be fine, and he was just making himself a midnight snack. Does he want to be such a man, so domineering?
Han Xiaoyi didn't know who Lin Ze had met or what kind of trouble he had run into. But she was certain that his injury this time had something to do with the guys who assassinated her. In other words, Lin Ze was hurt because of herself.
He was injured. Thinking of this, Han Xiaoyi's movements became gentler, as if caring for a fragile Saylily, with the utmost gentleness——
"You must tell me if you are hurt in the future. Don't hide it from me." Han Xiaoyi scolded.
"I really have a problem that I'm hiding from you." Lin Ze said with a serious look on his face.
"What's wrong? Tell me quickly!" Han Xiaoyi urged.
"Frequent urination, urgent need to urinate, and incessant urination." Lin Ze said shyly. "I have always had this problem, but no one told me about it. Since you opened my mouth, I will tell you how this problem has devastated me.
Spiritual and physical."
Han Xiaoyi's pretty face was filled with flames, and she gritted her teeth and said, "You pervert, you will one day get syphilis and kill you!"
"Don't worry, I will definitely infect you after I get it." Lin Ze grabbed a handful of the crotch with his right hand through his pants, and stretched it towards Han Xiaoyi's face in an extremely evil manner.
The eldest lady of the Han family screamed, threw away the expensive gold sore medicine and ran away.
