"Sister, kick me. Ah -" Han Xiaobao was kicked more than three meters away by the fierce Han Xiaoyi, and he said in horror. "Are you really kicking me?"
"Didn't you ask me to kick you?" Han Xiaoyi smiled brightly. "I like to help others the most."
"Damn it. Lin Ze is so awesome." Han Xiaobao touched his sore butt with yearning on his face. "This kick is more than one level better than Xiao Bei's fancy full moon scimitar move."
"I vaguely feel that this is the legendary - tiger shot!" Wang Xi said with a serious expression. "If a god blocks a god, he will kill a god. If he blocks a Buddha, he will kill a Buddha! All resistance is just a cloud. The net is the ultimate goal.
Belong!”
"Siyan, whenever you can have the strength of Lin Ze, I will book a room with you." Zhao Han stared at the domineering Lin Ze on the court with a flushed face.
"——" The fourth-eyed boy touched his slender waist and lowered his head in humiliation.
"I'm about to drink, don't stop drinking, let's sing a song, please listen to me!" Gu Hao's extremely weak literary skills allowed him to fabricate such a paragraph that seemed powerful, but in fact it was completely inconsistent with the scene at the moment.
of words.
Hiss.
Gu Xin tore open the torn gloves, gritted his teeth, endured the severe pain from his finger bones, and pretended to be relaxed: "It's time for class, let's assemble."
Lin Ze didn't say anything, and just walked into the crowd with a smile.
pain.
The fingers were connected to the heart, and the pain was heartbreaking.
He did not expect that Lin Ze's kick would be so powerful. Just one kick almost caused Gu Xin's hands to be scrapped.
At first, when Gu Xin caught the football and it was spinning in his palm, he tried to catch the spinning football with his fingers. However, as soon as his fingers touched the edge of the football, it was bounced away by a huge force.
Just like that - Gu Xin's fingers were completely numb and numb with pain!
Fortunately, he was not too impatient and touched the football with his fingers, otherwise all his fingers would have been broken at this moment.
Such strong foot power. Gu Xin commented in his heart.
However, what Gu Xin didn't expect was that Lin Ze's kick was purely a warning to him. Warning him - never offend or hurt those innocent people! If anything happens, just go to Lin Ze.
.If Lin Ze finds out that Gu Xin beats Dong Xiaowan again, or anyone he cares about, Lin Ze will never be polite to him again!
He can be a teacher, and he can use his status as a teacher to deal with him. It doesn't matter if Lin Ze dies. But he cannot allow this narrow-minded pretender to hurt the girls around him again. For example, Han Xiaoyi, Dong Xiaowan, or even the flat-chested girl
Princess Zhao Han!
This goal was just a warning and a reminder. Lin Ze hoped that Gu Xin could understand what he meant.
As for whether Gu Xin understood it, Lin Ze didn't know.
The two classes of students gathered together. Although there were less than a hundred people, they were quite impressive. Gu Xin had been a little frustrated just now, but at this moment, his expression was still normal, and there was nothing unusual about it.
The children trained by the Gu family, not to mention Gu Hao's heroic spirit, still have basic endurance. Enduring the pain, he narrated the content of the physical education class and let the students move freely. He returned to the physical education room to mend the wounds.
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"Lin Ze, thank you." Wang Xi climbed up the parallel bars, sat next to Lin Ze, asked him for a Changbai Mountain stick, and took a slow sip.
"Thank me for what?" Lin Ze turned his head and blew out a puff of smoke with a smile. But his eyes were wandering at the girls playing badminton, skipping rope, and playing shuttlecock.
The elastic buttocks and the well-developed white rabbit are all full of the aura of a young and beautiful girl, as if waving to Lin Ze.
"I originally thought I had no chance to be a goalkeeper." Wang Xi said with a hint of bitterness on his face, pretending to be nonchalant. "I'm also very happy to be a substitute."
"Does a goalkeeper have such an important meaning?" Lin Ze asked in confusion.
"It may not mean anything to others. But to me -" Wang Xi took a long puff of cigarette, as if he was not used to the spicy taste of Changbai Mountain. He coughed a few times and said slowly. "I have loved football since I was a child.
, hoping to play in international competitions one day. But in my freshman year of high school, I gave up on this dream. In other words, my ideal was shattered."
"Huh?" Lin Ze narrowed his eyes, took a puff of cigarette, and said with a smile. "I'm having a hard time, so I don't mind hearing your complaints."
"Shang Fei, the captain of the current school football team, once humiliated me on the court when he was a freshman in high school. He insulted me not only that I couldn't play football, but also that I wasn't qualified to be a goalkeeper. All I could do was carry his shoes and be his ball boy."
Wang Xi said in an extremely cold and gloomy tone.
Lin Ze was slightly stunned. He didn't expect that Wang Xi, who seemed so heartless and praised Haikou all the time, would still have such past events. He couldn't help but console him: "You live for yourself, why do you care what others say?"
"If you were scored ten goals in a row by the same person in an official game on campus, you wouldn't even have room to fight back. Can you still be so relaxed?" Wang Xi asked rhetorically.
Lin Ze thought to himself, I am guarding the door, it is impossible for such a thing to happen.
But Lin Ze has an advantage. He is very good at imagining other people's situations. This ability is actually trained by trying to figure out other people's thoughts. As an agent, a law enforcement officer who is always performing extremely dangerous tasks, he
It is necessary to understand the target's thoughts and ideas. Therefore, in this regard, Lin Ze can easily put himself in Wang Xi's shoes and understand Wang Xi's state of mind.
"Are you planning to avenge your shame at this autumn sports meeting?" Lin Ze asked calmly.
"Hold the goal and prevent him from scoring a goal!" Wang Xi gritted his teeth.
"Do you have this ability?" Lin Ze said with some disbelief.
"I've been waiting for this opportunity for the past few years. Although my reaction time is not as fast as yours, and my awareness is not as good as yours, I believe I can still handle a high school student." Wang Xi grinned. "In the past three years, I have been
Training speed and reflexes.”
"You are really a sinister man. In order to take revenge, you have endured it for three years." Lin Ze said contemptuously.
"People always have to have some pursuits to be motivated in life." Wang Xi asked tentatively. "I see that you are idle every day, doing nothing, as if you are very leisurely. In fact, I know that you have more things on your mind than anyone else.
It’s all annoying.”
Lin Ze continued a cigarette, waved his hand and said: "Stop pretending to be serious in front of me, tell me what I can think about?"
"You can't lie to me. Although I can't find any actual evidence, but a person like you who is like an all-rounder in other aspects except for academic performance, there is absolutely no way that he is an ordinary transfer student. That's really the case, even that old guy Jesus
I won't agree to it." Wang Xi said seriously. "But don't worry, don't say I can't find anything. Even if I can find something, I won't publicize it everywhere. I have a big mouth, but I'm not a fool.
Know that everyone has a secret."
Lin Ze, however, refilled his cigarette and gave him another one. He said with a serious expression, "I won't bullshit you anymore. I'm going to play shuttlecock with Han Xiaoyi. This girl's ass is really more and more charming the more I look at it, especially the
When I lift my leg, the arc really makes me feel itchy."
"——" Wang Xi's legs weakened and he fell directly from the double poles.
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Uncle Fu returned to Yanjing. Lin Ze and the Han family were the only two people left in the big villa. Tomorrow was the sports meeting, so they didn't have to get up early or go to self-study in the morning. After going to school, they went straight into the passionate sports competition. So tonight
For them, it is destined to be a sleepless night.
As soon as Han Xiaobaofu got home, he threw down his schoolbag and went upstairs. He didn't even eat dinner and went to play games with his best friends. Han Xiaoyi was still relatively reserved, so she went upstairs to take a milk bath for an hour, and then made a recipe based on the CD.
After hours of yoga and fitness, he stepped downstairs on crystal-colored flip-flops, crying and urging Lin Ze to make midnight snacks.
"Miss Han, do you dare not look like someone who escaped from famine in Africa?" Lin Ze put a handful of jasmine-scented shower gel on his body that he thought was strong, and said mockingly. "Some people I knew before.
Women are just like you. When they were young, no matter how much they ate, they never gained weight. As a result, once they passed the age of twenty, the fat on their bodies was like fat, growing out in circles. In the end, many of them could not bear the huge weight.
He committed suicide by falling down from the building due to pressure.”
Han Xiaoyi, who was sitting on a pony and eating Haagen-Dazs, paused with her arms, then forcefully put the spoon into her mouth and said disdainfully: "I am naturally beautiful, and I will never break through one hundred pounds in my life."
"Really, let's ride on the donkey and read the songbook, we'll see." Lin Ze stuffed the towel into his crotch and started rubbing it.
"Rogue!" Han Xiaoyi said angrily. "You are not afraid of breaking the skin with this rubbing method?"
"It's better if you rub it out. It saves me a fortune in circumcision expenses." Lin Ze paused, as if something suddenly occurred to him, and looked at the young and fashionable Han Xiaoyi shyly. "Can I ask you a question?"
"What?" Han Xiaoyi tilted her head, feeling a sense of vigilance deep in her heart. Every time Lin Ze used such a serious expression, nothing good happened.
"Do you like to be exposed or not?" Lin Ze asked very reservedly, with a hint of shyness on his face.
"What should be exposed and not exposed?" Han Xiaoyi bit her spoon and said with her beautiful eyes wide open. "Can you say it more clearly?"
"I would be embarrassed if I said this too clearly." Lin Ze said while taking a bath.
"Then if you don't explain clearly, how will I know what you want to express?" Han Xiaoyi said displeasedly.
"Okay, that's what every man has. Do you think it looks better with it exposed or not?" Lin Ze said this as if he had made a great deal of determination.
"What you are talking about is-" Han Xiaoyi's beautiful face was a little stiff, and she struggled to say a sentence: "The problem of excessive foreskin?"
"You finally understand-" Lin Ze felt relieved.
"Bah! You gangster!" Han Xiaoyi threw Haagen-Dazs at it and said angrily. "I've never seen a man's stuff, how do I know whether it looks better with it exposed or not?"
"Fantasy about it." Lin Ze said anxiously. "Then if I ask this, will you despise it if it is too long?"
"Why do I despise him?" Han Xiaoyi grinned.
"Don't you think the uncovered trunk looks like a little elephant's trunk?" Lin Ze asked.
"Then what?" Han Xiaoyi asked.
"What's exposed looks like an elephant's legs! How powerful and domineering!" Lin Ze said yearningly.
"You want to ask me what looks good, and then decide whether to undergo circumcision?" Han Xiaoyi seemed to have come back to her senses. Thinking of being teased by Lin Ze's dirty jokes all the time, she felt revengeful. She imitated the female gangster's tone like a prank. "
Oh, little brother, that thing of yours hasn’t been exposed yet. Why don’t you let my sister peel it off for you?”
"——" Lin Ze twitched his eyes and retorted. "Who told you that I didn't show it?"
"Then if you are exposed, why are you asking me so much nonsense?" Han Xiaoyi played the appearance of a female gangster perfectly.
"That's OK. Anyway, I've been staying in Uncle Fu's room for the past few days. I'll show it to you tonight." Lin Ze rubbed the bath fiercely and said coldly and proudly. "I'll let you know what it means to hold up one pillar to the sky!"
"You dare to look at me if you dare to expose me!" Han Xiaoyi stood up from the pony without showing any signs of weakness.
"You dare to expose me if you dare to look at me!" Lin Ze also waved his arms and said while standing on tiptoes.
"you--"
Before Han Xiaoyi finished speaking, her eyes were stunned.
Gein, Lin Ze's action was too intense just now, and his boxer briefs with weakened elasticity actually fell off——
Then, Han Xiaoyi saw it directly.
She was stunned.
Lin Ze saw her dumbfounded. So he followed her gaze curiously, but he was also dumbfounded.
After the two of them stayed for a while, they shouted "Rogue" in unison. One turned to the left and the other to the right, covering his face in tears.
