"Damn it, is this Israel? Didn't the TV report that wars are going on here every day? Why, I didn't see any fighting... That girl... she's so awesome... she's so awesome,
That butt, that breast, that..." This was Han Shuo's surprise after arriving in Israel.
When you come to Israel, you will realize that pure imagination is sometimes a very scary thing, because the Israel you experience personally is completely different from the Israel you imagined in your mind after being influenced by television. Most Chinese people have already misunderstood Israel.
Twisted in imagination. Photos of beautiful Israeli soldiers carrying real guns can be seen everywhere on the forum. This makes people think of what a terrifying country this must be, but there are really countless handsome guys carrying real guns.
When beautiful soldiers pass by you in groups, in addition to being eye-catching, what you can also feel is that everything around you is so peaceful and peaceful.
A country that has been baptized by war is full of tranquility. This sounds far from imaginary, but it is the reality here.
Canglong wanted to seal his mouth again, but because this country is too small, this kind of behavior would attract too much attention, so Canglong took off his handcuffs and tore off the tape on his mouth before getting off the plane.
The plane landed at Ben-Gurion Airport in Israel, and Han Shuo and Canglong left in a hurry, heading to Tel Aviv, Israel's second largest city.
This is not the first time he has come to Israel, nor the second time, nor the third time, so Canglong is very familiar with this country, and the thing that impressed Canglong most about this country is their intelligence agency Mossad
, because Canglong often dealt with them.
The people of Mossad are bold and fierce in their actions, just like the rise of the country Israel. The most famous one is the actions of chasing Nazis for thousands of miles.
Mossad agents are much more powerful than CIA agents. At least during the Cold War, when the United States and the Soviet Union were fighting for hegemony, Mossad helped the Americans a lot. Everyone in the world knows that CIA agents are all over the world and are pervasive.
, but who knows the CIA best? It must be Mossad, because they have worked with the CIA for so long.
The main battlefield between the United States and the Soviet Union for hegemony is the Middle East. Ever since the Americans supported the restoration of Israel, the land in the Middle East has never been peaceful.
In the impression of an ordinary person, Israel is fierce and domineering, but they are also wise and intelligent.
"It's best not to cause trouble for me. This is Israel, not China. If you act recklessly, you will be responsible for the consequences." After leaving the airport, Canglong gave Han Shuo a vaccination. There was nothing he could do about it, this guy was totally top notch.
When he saw the beauties of the Israeli soldiers, he dared to tease them with words. It was a pity that they could not understand Chinese. Otherwise, Han Shuo would have seen another side of these beauties, instead of just fixating on their breasts.
and ass.
"What's the big deal?" Han Shuo didn't care at all about Canglong's vaccination. Instead, he threatened, "If you dare to use violence against me, I will shout kidnapping. When the time comes, the Israeli police will investigate and find out that our two
The passport and visa are both fake, I’ll see what you do when the time comes.”
"Then you can try." Canglong said calmly.
Hearing this, Han Shuo had an aura on his face and was about to shout, but suddenly closed his mouth. He suddenly realized that he didn't know a few words in English, let alone Hebrew and Arabic, the official languages of Israel. He thought what if
If I shout here in Chinese, won't I be regarded as a lunatic?
But an idea flashed in his mind and he said something in English: "I am Chinese!"
As a result of his words, the eyes of people from all over the world who walked out of the airport looked strange, surprised, and even disdainful and contemptuous.
"I'm Chinese!!" Han Shuo tried to shout again, and this time everyone's eyes were surprisingly the same, as if they were saying, is this guy crazy?
"Damn it, I'm Chinese, I'm Chinese. I'm Chinese." Han Shuo walked to the front and said to an Israeli taxi driver in half Chinese and half English.
Then, the taxi driver didn't react for a long time and looked at Han Shuo blankly. Then he looked at the military police in the distance with a horrified look on his face and called them over.
So, the beauties from the military and police that Han Shuo had been obsessed with finally came over. Canglong could clearly see the badge of the military policeman responsible for airport security. He was affiliated with the Israeli Border Police Special Service Team. At such an international airport,
Having such a high-level special service team is not unusual in Israel.
It’s just that ordinary people think that they are ordinary policemen, but in fact the police in Israel are not ordinary policemen. War will break out on the country’s borders at any time, especially in the last century, from the Jewish War of Resistance to several Middle East wars.
The war turned almost all Israelis into soldiers.
During the war, the Israeli police must be integrated with the army to carry out joint defense operations, so the Israeli police are also called military police.
Ke Lian Canglong's doubts are exactly the same as those of most Israelis and foreigners. What does this guy mean by shouting that he is Chinese?
When the military police girl asked Han Shuo to show his passport and ID, Han Shuo didn't understand at all. He kept gesticulating with his hands and said: "I am Chinese, Chinese, give an example, give an example, you know?"
Chinese, do you fucking understand..."
The military police girl understood the previous words, but she still seriously asked Han Shuo to show his ID, but Han Shuo kept calling me Chinese, and finally cursed. Although she didn't understand, but
Han Shuo was naturally put down to the ground.
This military and police beauty was not as reserved as Canglong. People nearby could hear the sound of Han Shuo's arm being dislocated. The pain caused him to scream on the ground: "Ah... my hand is broken... my hand is broken."
Broken... Paralyzed... How could you treat you like this... Ah... Damn stinky bitches... I am your benefactor...
..."
"Benefactor?" Cang Long was a little confused, but he knew that if he couldn't go there, Han Shuo might be arrested.
So, he walked to the side of the military policeman, but did not get close to her, keeping a safe distance. This distance was not threatening. This was not because he was afraid of what the military policewoman would do to him, but because he was worried about what the military policewoman would do to him.
Police Meimei will mistakenly believe that Cang Long is Han Shuo's accomplice, which will pose a threat to her arrest.
Sure enough, Canglong's distance made the military and police girls wary. They just looked at him but didn't do much.
Seeing this, Canglong took out his passport and Han Shuo's ID card, handed them over, and then said in Hebrew: "He is a madman and mentally ill. We are here to treat him. In fact, he is Japanese.
He often says he is Chinese."
"Japanese?" The military police beauty looked at the passport. After a while, she let go of Han Shuo and said to Canglong, "Since he is a patient, he must be taken good care of. I suggest you handcuff him to avoid hurting other people.
.”
"Yes." Canglong nodded very gentlemanly.
After being let go, Han Shuo vaguely saw the military police beauty winking at Cang Long, and casually said: "Damn it, **."
"What did he say?" The military police girl naturally heard it, so she asked Canglong.
"His words are very indecent, you don't need to mind." Canglong smiled.
Therefore, before Han Shuo could react, he was restrained and handcuffed by the military police girl, and he was pulled to Cang Long's side. The military police girl said to Cang Long: "You have to take good care of him. I will lend you these handcuffs.
Hope he recovers soon."
"Thank you." Canglong nodded, and then took Han Shuo into a taxi.
In the car, Cang Long connected Han Shuo's arm before untying his handcuffs. Han Shuo immediately asked, "What did she say to you just now?"
"I should ask you, why do you call you Chinese in public?" Canglong asked, "You can't be patriotic to this extent."
Hearing this, Han Shuo's face turned red and he was cursing something in his heart. After a while, he said: "I saw a post on the Internet before, saying that as long as Chinese people in Israel say loudly that I am Chinese, there will definitely be people.
He happily invited us to his house for dinner. Damn it, if one day I find the person who wrote this post, I will have to blackmail his email hard drive."
"Pfft" Canglong couldn't help laughing and said: "This should be the first thing you learn. What you hear may not be true."
"Bah, don't make fun of me here." Han Shuo turned around, "Don't you just know a few words in English... No, it doesn't seem like what you were talking to her just now was English. What language was that? You guys said
What's going on? Also, why did she handcuff me after you talked to her?"
The more Han Shuo thought about it, the more wrong he became. He looked at Canglong as if he wanted an explanation. Canglong didn’t hide anything from him. He just said: "Hebrew, the national language of Israel, is just like Chinese. I told her that you are Japanese and mentally ill."
!”
"You fucking..." Han Shuo blurted out and was about to curse, but he immediately swallowed it back in the middle of the curse, "How can you say that I am Japanese? Damn it, Japanese... I actually
Become a Japanese for once.”
"This is better than shouting that you are Chinese on the streets of Israel and thinking that the Israelis will warmly invite you to dinner. At least the Japanese will take the blame for you, so I mind if you declare that you are Chinese in the future.
Japanese, because of your personality, you will violate many taboos here, and then there is no need to discredit the Chinese, right." Canglong said calmly.
"Hey, what you said is right." Han Shuo reacted immediately, "But my passport... is wrong..."
Han Shuo flipped through his passport and saw that it had the name "Seven Times a Night" written on it. Then the reason for the visa was that he was a Japanese who came to Israel for medical treatment.
At that moment, Han Shuo's head was full of black threads. He was indeed Japanese now. At least the Israeli military police would get the information that he was Japanese from his passport. He had never looked at his passport from beginning to end. Now when he looked at it, he was Japanese.
Ma was deceived again. He was about to yell, but Canglong said: "I can't believe that a person who knows so much would not even look at his own passport for going abroad, and would believe such rumors on the Internet."
Han Shuo knew that Cang Long was mocking him, but he couldn't refute it. It was all the fault of that damn rumor maker, and he was now Mr. Seven Times a Night...