"Don't worry about it, I'll go to your house to pk you with a real person when I'm offline!"
"Stop, stop, we are all cultural people, why are you doing this?"
"Then you don't care?"
Bitch Jiang burst into tears, "I was wrong, my underwear is all wrong, can't I just take care of it?"
Mi Lan laughed so hard that her branches trembled, "Hey, why have you learned to exploit the little bitch now?"
Chu Zhongtian revealed the mystery in one sentence, "I was born with the appearance of receiving and receiving. My Russian name is Uncomfortable Not Being Attacked. It's strange that I can't avoid being exploited!"
Jiang Chen was furious, "Lin Danda, I'll beat you up!"
"Well, my father is still an only child."
Everyone burst out laughing.
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Even though the human-lion-beast king is fat and strong, he can move and turn around very fast. When Jiang Chen competed with it technically, he didn't have any upper hand. However, one thing that is more gratifying is that due to the improvement in the quality of equipment, the human-lion beast king It is very difficult for the Lion Beast King to kill Jiang Chen instantly. Moreover, Jiang Chen can also restore some of his blood with his blood-sucking attribute of up to 31%, which reduces a lot of pressure on Chu Zhongtian.
Moreover, Chu Zhongtian also grasped the attack pattern of the human-lion beast king this time. When the mad lion attacks, whoever has the highest health percentage will be unlucky. Therefore, this dark soul priest who is not only smart but also reacts quickly The technique is fully demonstrated at this moment. He can usually release two skills in succession at this moment, a group healing and a healing flash, which can restore the health of the guy with the lowest health to 77, 88 or 88, making him a lion. The Beast King shifted his attack target, and at this moment, everyone did not begrudge the Jitian Steak and ate everything they should eat.
Jiang Chen smiled and said, "The meat of Jitian will be mature this weekend, and I can go harvest it again."
Han Na said, "Let's go with you, it's very dangerous inside."
Jiang Chen waved his hand, "Haha, the danger no longer exists. The Bull of Heaven is also humane. The last time we went, it was because we were intruders, so the microorganisms in its body attacked us. Now it eats it every day It is holding the prickly pear fruit and being protected by our people, and its temperament is much docile. Teacher Nadia said that it will not attack its own people, and it can take the meat of Jitian at will. And do you know, the teacher also said that this time The amount of Jitian Meat should be more than last time, the effect of this prickly pear fruit is so remarkable!"
Shigang licked his lips and said, "Brother, I get greedy when you say this. When will you come back? I want to go to your house to have barbecue. You are not at home. Leilei doesn't seem to be in a high mood. She hasn't done anything for a long time. It’s barbecue time.”
When Jiang Chen heard the word "Leilei", he felt a little uncomfortable. He didn't get along with Ouyang Leilei for a long time, but that gentle and sensible sister had already touched his heart. After not seeing him for a long time, he was really special. Miss her.
Mi Lan was considerate, "Let's go back and come back in a few days to take Leilei out for a walk."
Jiang Chen was embarrassed to say it in front of everyone, but sent her a message, "Do you mind?"
Mi Lan smiled and said, "I mind, but I know that I am not your girlfriend now, and I don't have much power to interfere in your life, right?"
Jiang Chen was embarrassed, "Lan Lan, I'm sorry."
Mi Lan had a look of compassion on her face, "Oh, I still suffer so much. Little Shota, Little Shota, tell me when you can let go emotionally, then you will be really mature."
Jiang Chen was powerless to retort, "If I were really that mature, I would have deceived and pushed each and every one of you and become the king of the harem. Do you rare me like that?"
This sentence is the truth. After hearing this, Mi Lan blushed, but she was still very happy in her heart, "I know you have me in your heart, and you have always had me, right?"
Jiang Chen didn't speak, because his face was already red, and although he didn't drink, his tongue was already short.
…
The pushing and killing lasted for an hour, and the condition of the lionesses was basically stable, with no tendency to rush to support their men.
But at this moment, for safety reasons, shameless bitch Jiang has dragged it from the extension of the Human Lion Valley to the entrance of the Human Lion Valley, dragging it for nearly 3 kilometers.
Apart from shameless, everyone and the viewers in front of the TV have no other words to describe him.
Currently, I have made a report on the three major online game kings in China - Luo Yuntian, Jiang Fan, Ouyang Zifei and Jiang Chen. Apart from anything else, I will only talk about the level of boss battles. In the competition, Jiang Chen's team mortality rate has been lower than that of the two leading figures, ranking first. Of course, in national competitions and international competitions, Jiang Chen has not participated in many competitions, so he is still far behind the three kings.
This chart also fully demonstrates that Jiang Chen has a very deep understanding of bosses. Sometimes, in order to overthrow a boss, he can use any method that is unimaginable and unbelievable to others.
This kind of person is not so much shameless as he is pure and only shameless.
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Therefore, when the human-lion beast king's blood volume dropped to 30%, he roared to the sky in anger, and unleashed a roaring skill called Crazy Lion World, the effect was immediate.
This roaring skill was really unreliable, it was life-threatening and even summoned the 8 female lions from a distance of 3 kilometers.
It's a pity that even if you fly this 3 kilometers, you have to fly for a while, let alone run?
After running for a long time, the miserable lioness finally arrived in front of her husband, and all she saw was her husband who had been cut into mutton skewers.
The death of this Lion Beast King was really too tragic. The bitch Jiang who had activated the Fury of the Blood Beast and the Soul Combat Power broke the ice and dealt 1506902 points of critical hit damage. His anus was blown alive, and the end of the night was gone. Oh! Not only that, it exploded almost everything it could explode, except its own underwear.
There was no other way. Bitch Jiang was very shameless. He activated Death Fable before releasing this move. How could this skill be so gorgeous? After releasing it, a six-pointed star formation immediately appeared at his feet, and floats floated around the formation. He picked up black skulls one after another, and suddenly slapped them towards the Man-Lion Beast King. Not to mention no harm, the effect almost scared the Man-Lion Beast King to death!
It's a pity that these eight heartless lionesses didn't even shed a single tear before they started attacking the culprit, Bitch Jiang.
Of course, Jiang Chen couldn't fight with them head-on, so he simply played a crazy dance, making them crazy and fooling them into dying. Several comrades in arms were furiously attacking, killing them one by one.
At this moment, the roar of the lions in the east of the river could be heard all the time, but unfortunately their leader was lying on the ground and refused to get up.
Classmate Shikang came to the conclusion: The reason why the human-lion-beast king cannot be resurrected is because he does not believe in Brother Chun.
Classmate Jiang Chen also came to a conclusion: It's useless to believe it. Brother Chun has been shot and is in the hospital now. Just tell me how crazy this world is.
Sister Han Na also came to a conclusion: you two are talking shamelessly, I will kill you.
Then, the two cubs fell silent.
After a wild push and beating, all 8 female lions were killed. What was more depressing was that Bitch Jiang suffered several shuddering blows. This skill did not drop health but only dropped mana. It cut away more than 10,000 of his mana in one hit. It was worth it, which made him feel so confused. However, Tracy felt sorry for him. In the second half of the game, she was the one who acted as the main supporter for Jiang Chen. Therefore, several people kept teasing Tracy and saying that she was Jiang Chen’s slut. Little lover.
Tracy pretended to be aggrieved on the surface, but smiled darkly in her heart. In fact, she was Bitch Jiang's little lover, but in the real plane.
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The entire human-lion valley was swept away, and it was already close to 6 p.m.
Jiang Chen smiled and said, "Sweep the floor, call it a day, carry on. Maybe I will arrive in Tianjin tomorrow. You kid is going to order good meat and wine. Let's have a drink tomorrow night!"
Han Na looked longingly, "I want to go too."
"Well, you can take a taxi."
"Boom!" As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Chen was beaten to the ground by the tough girl, "Bah, you can take a taxi from Yunnan to Tianjin, you can think of it, if you try to squeeze me, I won't beat you to death!"
Huang Siyu quickly reconciled, "Okay, okay, let's sweep the floor and deal with him later."
Everyone quickly pushed away the boss's body.
At this time, Han Na grabbed Jiang Chen's ears and threw him in front of the pile of dropped objects. She waved her little fist and threatened, "If you don't get a hero? Peerless outfit, you will be dead."
Jiang Chen, however, disagreed, "As for my little red hand, let alone one, both are fine!"
"Tch, just blow it!"
"Han Niu, I really don't want to brag to you. I just calculated the experience of this boss. It is the experience of the boss with the highest level of heroes. Does this mean that this guy has a chance of dropping heroes? Unparalleled. In addition, my current luck value It’s 150 points, plus intimacy, war partners, good gay friends and other ambiguous relationships, it’s absolutely no problem.”
Han Na's face turned red, "Stop talking nonsense and drive quickly!"
Jiang Chen was quite grand. He opened the pile of gold coins in one go and yelled, "Hero? Show me your peerless helmet!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a group of people were dumbfounded. The reason was too simple, because there really was a round thing that came out of the pile of gold coins! This thing was only the size of a melon head, with a vacuum inside and a golden shell outside. There is a majestic lion head engraved on it. Isn't this a helmet or underwear?
Not only that, even the boss's pair of blood-red blades fell out. This blade was different from ordinary blades, it was quite sharp, and under the sunlight, its extended surface could still be vaguely seen. It's really cruel.
It's unbelievable. The ambiguous relationship that Bitch Jiang mentioned really had a powerful effect at this moment. These two pieces of equipment are actually heroes? Peerless equipment!
Han Na was stunned, "Damn, what kind of mouth are you talking about? How can you hit the right mark with what you say!"
Shangguan Yunfei was also dumbfounded, "Damn, two heroes? Unparalleled, brother, you are really the little prince with red hands!"
Chu Zhongtian said in astonishment, "Damn, are you wearing your underwear inside out? Why are you so lucky today?"
