It's only been two days since school started. What on earth did he do?
Is he a Transformer transformed into a Super Saiyan?
Is he a relative of US President Obama?
Why does he have such strong appeal and cohesion?
Seeing that he didn't get any useful information, and found out that Zhao Qiang was an all-rounder in both civil and military affairs, Yang Qing left depressed.
In fact, what Yang Qing didn't know was that the children in Class 2 and Class 2 were not looking at the blackboard, but the piece of chalk in Zhao Qiang's hand!
Yes, that’s right, it’s that piece of chalk!
Why does he bring chalk?
Why did he just bring chalk?
What is he doing with the chalk?
wrong!
There is a traitor!
Xu Yitian had a flash of inspiration and grasped the key to the problem.
Class 2 is not exactly united, but it has always been like a tightrope when it comes to bullying the teacher.
In this regard, Xu Yitian is very confident.
What's more, this Zhao Qiang is new to the school, a foreigner, and he is even less likely to know someone in his class.
How did he know?
Zhao Qiang was lecturing while sneering in his heart.
Dude, how dare you show off your performance with this little measurement? I have played this trick since I was in kindergarten.
These children are still too young!
Xu Yitian glanced at a corner behind him and winked inadvertently.
Just as Xu Yitian turned his head back, he heard Zhao Qiang's voice coming over, "Xu Yitian, answer the next question."
Damn it! He was paying attention to himself!
As soon as Xu Yitian finished answering the questions and sat down, a girl dressed as a Taimei behind him stood up and said: "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet."
"Huh? Oh, go!" Zhao Qiang nodded. People have three urgent needs, and this thing can't be suppressed!
Five minutes later, the girl came back...
After sitting for another five minutes, I said, "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet."
"go!"
Five minutes later, the girl came back again...
After sitting for another five minutes, I said, "Teacher, I still need to go to the toilet."
"Yu Xiao, why do you always go to the toilet?"
"Teacher, girls always have so many days in a month!" Yu Xiao said coyly.
"Well, okay, you go!"
Five minutes later, Yu Xiao came back again...
After sitting for another five minutes, I said, "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet."
Zhao Qiang stared at Yu Xiao helplessly, "Classmate Yu Xiao, are you sure there is nothing wrong with you?"
"Um."
"I mean, I can call 120 for you."
"What are you calling 120 for?" Yu Xiao blinked in confusion.
"What if you lose too much blood?"
"..."
"Teacher, I also need to go to the toilet."
As soon as he heard that the person speaking was a boy, Zhao Qiang, who was originally pleasant, immediately changed his face to a ferocious one and shouted: "From now on, no one is allowed to ask for leave! If you have poop or pee, you can deal with it in your own pants. I will be responsible for it after class is over."
I’ll buy you a whole new set!
The boy who spoke sat down angrily.
After finally finishing a series of things, Zhao Qiang held the book and walked while giving lectures.
These breasts and legs are so white!
Oh oh oh! oh! My Lord Buddha, how can they be so white?
Huh? Hey, hey, this female classmate, your little lace bra is leaking...
This is obviously a temptation!
Of course, they were all unintentional.
The bell finally rang, and Zhao Qiang felt relieved.
After walking past the podium, Zhao Qiang stepped on a very inconspicuous long thread intentionally or unintentionally. He ducked to the side.
"boom……"
A brick hit the blackboard and fell to the ground. Following it, there were several broken blackboard blocks.
Zhao Qiang thought to himself, these little brats are really well-intentioned, they can actually make a rope move a brick. The mechanism is in this desk, but Zhao Qiang is too lazy to look, I hope they can restrain themselves!
Zhao Qiang pointed to the broken blackboard and said, "Pay some class fees and buy a blackboard! get out of class is over!" Then, Zhao Qiang walked out of the classroom.
"Damn, this teacher is really cruel!" Xu Yitian muttered. Then he turned around and looked at the little fat man tinkering with the computer, "Fat man, how are you doing?"
"Intelligence is worth a hundred, force is worth a hundred." The fat man raised his head and said, "This teacher is difficult to deal with."
"Hmph! I don't care if he is difficult to deal with! He made me look embarrassed in front of so many classmates, I must make him look good!"
Xu Yitian frowned, "Fat man, are you too hasty to say that his intelligence is worth a hundred?"
"When he walked past me in class, I took a peek and saw that the book he was holding was a new one, with no records at all on it, and I didn't see any lesson plans or anything like that."
"Maybe he memorized this." Xu Yitian said unwillingly.
"The classrooms in our school are large, but the number of people in our class is not large. In other words, there is a large open space between the seats in the first row and the desk. Why did he have to walk from the podium?"
"You mean...he did it on purpose?"
The little fat man nodded.
"Damn! This insidious guy!" Xu Yitian gritted his teeth, obviously just to make himself look good.
"That Zhao Qiang really pisses me off!" A girl came over and said angrily.
"What's wrong?"
"During class, he always peeks at my...my place!"
"..."
Xu Yitian was completely speechless.
What kind of taste does this Zhao Qiang have, and how could he like it...
Is this girl too Jurassic?
In fact, she really wronged Zhao Qiang. How could Zhao Qiang look at her?
She was looking at the girl sitting next to her.
The little fat man's hands immediately started typing on the keyboard, "Luxury value, one hundred."
"Hmph! I don't care if he is worth anything. If he bullies me, I will make him pay the price!"
Xu Yitian glanced at Yu Xiao pitifully and said, "You can't beat him."
"Do you think I'm an idiot? Who would fight with that pervert?" Yu Xiaojiao snorted. "I went to school this morning and happened to meet him on the road. Do you know how he got here?"
"how could I know."
"He came on a bicycle."
"...Um...our school has a lot of teachers who ride bicycles to school, okay?" Xu Yitian had sweat on his forehead, and he couldn't get angry with a girl.
"Of course I know this, but...he rides a big 28-inch bicycle! And it's also a rusty one!"
"What?" Xu Yitian twitched the corner of his mouth, this teacher is too awesome?
Just... just here?
That’s not to say that you can’t ride a 28-year-old bicycle, but it would damage your image, wouldn’t it?
"Huh, now I'm going to ask for sanitary napkins from all the girls in the school, and throw them all into his car... Well, by the way, monitor, I'd also like to trouble you to go to the art classroom to find some dye. Remember to ask for red ones.
ah!"
Xu Yitian trembled all over, the most terrifying thing is women!
It would be better to provoke three thousand rebellious officials and traitors than to laugh at a single woman!