"It's none of my business? You want to save people, but I don't want to, so you can save them yourself!" the bad old man said without opening his eyes.
"Don't worry, let's not say that..." Zhao Qiang said with an apologetic smile.
"Don't do this. He's your friend, not mine. Don't bother me." The old man said with his eyes raised, then turned around and continued to sleep.
"Old man, what are you talking about? Are we still friends? Since we are friends, then my friend is your friend!" Zhao Qiang said aggrievedly. "Old man, don't be like this.
Isn’t that called affection? Give me some face!”
The old man stood up and glanced at Zhao Qiang, "Brother, who are you? I don't know you. If you stick to me again, I will report you for sexual harassment!" After saying that, the bad old man ran to lie down in front of the mountain god statue.
Went on.
"Damn it! Old man, are you turning your back on me? Get up!" Zhao Qiang followed the old man around to the front of the mountain god statue, pulled his greasy clothes, and pulled him up.
"Oh, you're still pretending to be with me?" The old man suddenly jumped up and roared. "I said I don't know you, but I just don't know you. Why don't you just stay there!"
"Uh... old man, let's not do this... let's talk about it, okay?" How can you not bow your head when you are under the eaves? Zhao Qiang is now as pitiful as a little widow who has just been reincarnated.
"Gungungun, who wants to talk to you? Who do you think you are? Are you a relative of Oba Donkey?"
"..."
"Hmph! What did you say at that time? You said you would come back to see me once a month, but have you come to see me? It's been two years, have you come once? Do you know how I have lived these past few years?
I haven't even had a warm meal! I said I don't know you, but I just don't know you, get out!" The old man lost his temper like a child, pointed at Zhao Qiang and babbled. "Back then, you
Save me once, and I'll save you once. We have nothing to do with each other! You take your Yangguan Road, and I cross my single-plank bridge. Neither of us knows the other!"
"Um... old man, you misunderstood. I have always been on a mission! I can't help it if I don't get away! In fact, I just want to see you. The scenery here is picturesque and the grass is luxuriant.
The trees are lush and beautiful... uh... accompanied by a handsome old man like you, but... I really can't come!" Zhao Qiang looked at the old man affectionately, as if he were looking at a long-lost wild father.
"Old man, do you know? Every time I think of you, I shed tears. I really..."
"Don't do this with me!" The old man raised his eyebrows, "It's useless! Do you understand?"
Zhao Qiang rolled his eyes, got close to the old man, and said with a smile: "A meal?"
"What? Are you sending beggars away?"
"Aren't you just a beggar?"
"Get out! I don't know you!"
"..."
Zhao Qiang was speechless. Why can't this old man get enough food and salt? Zhao Qiang thought for a while and continued to smile and said: "Two meals?"
"The whole banquet..." the old man said leisurely.
Zhao Qiang gritted his teeth, "Okay! Deal! Hey, old man, can you help me this time?"
"I won't help!" the old man said firmly.
"..."
If Zhao Qiang didn't know the old man's character very well, and if he hadn't been friends with him for many years, Zhao Qiang would really want to hit him on the head with a brick.
This old man is not an entertainment star, let alone a world rich man. He is not famous, or even unknown. In the eyes of ordinary people, he is just a beggar begging on the street. But Zhao Qiang knows that this old man is a genius and a pervert.
!Every time a person is treated, a strange condition will be put forward. If the condition cannot be met, the condition will not be treated! Even if you are forced to treat someone, it will make you better in one place and bad in that place.
At that time, many big shots wanted the old man to treat their illnesses, but because they could not bear the perverted torture of the old man, they tied him back. But this old man was so proud that even if his life was threatened, the old man was stunned.
Even if you don’t even frown, if you say you don’t want to help, you won’t help!
Zhao Qiang didn't dare to use those torture methods, let alone whether they were useful. Even if the old man really gave in in the end, it would not be a long-term solution and would only make things worse. What's more, the old man's rescue
His methods are very strange. Who knows if he will use other methods? Of course, his attitude towards life is also very strange.
"Old man, if others don't know you, why don't I know you? I know you're delicious. How about going to Beijing and I'll prepare a Manchu banquet for you?"
"You mentioned this just now."
"No, this is different! What I said about the Manchu-Han Banquet this time is equivalent to saying that as long as it is available on the market, you can order whatever you want. And you can always live in Beijing for your retirement." Zhao Qiang said with a smile. Fortunately, he still knew this old man.
You are greedy, otherwise, there is really nothing you can do to talk to this old man.
"I'm going to use you to support myself in old age? Get out of here! You're not welcome here!"
"It's really incurable?"
"Isn't it annoying to you that you won't be treated if you don't want to be treated?"
"Okay! If you don't want to be cured, then I'm leaving!" Zhao Qiang stood up, patted his butt and was about to leave.
"Come back!" the old man suddenly shouted.
"What? Is there anything else?"
"Hey, you little brat, promise to treat me to a full banquet!"
Zhao Qiang rolled his eyes, "You don't even want to treat the disease, but you still eat shit?"
"Boy, why don't you keep your word? It's one thing after another. You promised me to treat me to a Manchu banquet first, and treatment is a later matter!" The old man jumped up and down with anger. After living so long,
I have no other hobbies, just delicious food. But now I see that the Man-Han Banquet I got is about to fly away.
"It's indecent to come and go without reciprocating. Do you understand this sentence? I promised to give you a Manchu banquet because I want you to help treat my friend! Otherwise, why should I treat you?" Zhao Qiang said angrily.
"No! You have already promised me! A gentleman's words are hard to follow!" The old man said stubbornly. "If I don't treat the disease, I won't treat it. What can you do to me?"
"I won't do anything to you! Can't I just leave?"
"I'll go with you!"
Zhao Qiang felt happy, "Are you willing to treat it?"
"No cure!"
Zhao Qiang was depressed for a long time, and Zhao Qiang took a deep breath...
Then……
Almost vomited.
Damn it, I forgot! I am still with this old man! The smell of this old man is really... I dare not compliment him!
After Zhao Qiang finally breathed a sigh of relief, he slowly said: "Old man, do you understand? What I said about providing for you in old age is not just to keep you in Beijing and provide you with food and drink. I will provide you with food and drink as long as you want."
I will get you whatever food is available in the market."
"Really?" The old man's eyes lit up.
"Well, it's true!" Zhao Qiang said confidently.
"I don't believe you!" The old man's stubborn temper grew and he stared at Zhao Qiang and said.
"..."
Zhao Qiang was puzzled, his character was so bad now? Zhao Qiang gritted his teeth and asked: "Then what do you want?"
"Take me to have a meal now!"
"Now?"
"Now!"
"How can I do it for you here?"
“Go do it in a small town!”
"But the food is not complete there?" Zhao Qiang said with a wry smile. "Besides, there are a total of 108 dishes for the Manchu-Han banquet. Time is tight now, how can I have time to cook it for you?"
The old man thought for a moment and said, "That's true, huh? But I just want to eat the Manchu Banquet, what should I do?"
"Uh... how about you order twelve dishes for the Manchu-Han banquet and I will cook them for you myself?" Zhao Qiang thought about it and said. "But the ingredients of those dishes don't make it difficult for us to prepare.
"
The bad old man curled his lips and said: "Twelve dishes are not impossible. You told me to order them. Why can't they be done because there are no ingredients?"
"I don't care, I ordered the food, and you didn't make it before midnight this morning, so there's no need to talk!"
"...This is really difficult!"
"Then get out of here, I don't know you!" the old man said.
"Okay, I promise you, it's okay?" Zhao Qiang said in a dumbfounded voice. Now he didn't even know how to say good things to this bad old man. He was just an old kid! A kid who was even more kiddy than a kid!
But who makes this old man so awesome?
There is no way, no way! I have no choice but to do this if I ask for help from others.
"Hehe, that's right!" the old man grinned, showing a mouth full of gold teeth.
"What do you want to eat?" Zhao Qiang asked.
"Steamed bear paw, steamed hash ham, rabbit breast..." The old man announced several dish names.
Zhao Qiang nodded, smiled bitterly and walked out. Lu Ping, who was already a little impatient with waiting, saw Zhao Qiang coming out and asked quickly: "How's it going?"
"Half done!" Zhao Qiang said with a bitter smile.
"How come it's half?" Lu Pingxin blinked her big eyes, and her original look of frost had already turned into a look of anxiety.
So, Zhao Qiang told everything at once, "These dishes aside, where can I find bear paws?"
"Is he going to do it before midnight?"
"That's what he said."
"Okay! I'll find a way!" Lu Ping said firmly. "As long as he can save my grandpa, these things are trivial!"
"Okay, but the time should be earlier. After all, it will take some time for me to cook the twelve dishes." Zhao Qiang said softly. Although Zhao Qiang didn't think so in his heart. This town is still half an hour's drive from the city.
, plus even if we can find those materials and transport them, how long will it take?
"I know." Lu Pingxin nodded.
Zhao Qiang shook his head helplessly, "Come on, you contact the person first! I have to take care of that ancestor first." This bad old man, after he cures Mr. Sun, let him cook for me all day long!
"Well, go ahead!" As she said that, Lu Pingxin took out her cell phone and called someone.