Why is there a dead mouse on the desk in the classroom?
Looking at the expectant eyes of these students, Zhao Qiang understood what was going on.
Do you think you can scare yourself with this thing? Zhao Qiang is not a carefree person, and he has no mysophobia. And from the look of this mouse, you can tell that it is a small hamster. People keep it as pets. What are you afraid of? But if it is
Lang Yixin... I'm afraid this dead rat will have to be quartered by five horses...
Zhao Qiang grabbed the dead mouse by its tail, shook it in his hand, and asked with a smile: "Whose pet is this?"
"hiss……"
The students took a breath of cold air. This Zhao Qiang is really a vegetarian! He dared to pick up such a dead mouse. After taking a breath of cold air, the girls screamed. The decibels were definitely higher than
The noise from building buildings in urban areas is even louder.
Zhao Qiang threw the dead mouse on the podium indifferently, and asked Youyou: "Can someone tell me whose pet it is?" You're kidding! Linfeng High School has such good quality, and it's still autumn. It's about to happen.
How could there be mice when it snowed? And the modus operandi was very clever! There was no trauma at all. Therefore, Zhao Qiang concluded that this was done by the students of Class 2.
In fact, it’s not surprising that Zhao Qiang doubted them. Who made their eyes look so weird?
"Teacher Zhao, do you suspect what we did?" Yu Xiao pouted, seemingly dissatisfied with Zhao Qiang's suspicion.
"That's right, who has nothing to do to raise rats? Let's raise some cats and dogs. It's okay. Rats... I can't stand them!" Gao Weihong also shook his head. The young couple also sang together.
However, Zhao Qiang was speechless. If he were really their own pet, would he say such a thing? Did he really misunderstand them? For a moment, Zhao Qiang was also a little unsure. He smacked his lips and Zhao Qiang was very worried.
He said calmly: "Okay, let's start class!"
"Well, Teacher Zhao is just asking, how could we innocent students be wronged? Isn't that right? Teacher Zhao." Xu Yitian said with a smile.
"Well, yes!" Zhao Qiang nodded, but he felt awkward in his heart. Xu Yitian can speak for himself? Are we kidding too much? How is this possible? With suspicion, Zhao Qiang turned around, "
The topic of our class today is... tsk tsk... Black Widow?"
On the blackboard, a black spider about the size of a thumb is lying quietly on the blackboard. The spider is not big and does not look threatening, but the spider has a red hourglass-shaped pattern on its appendix. This
...It should not be underestimated! Because this is the characteristic of the most famous poisonous spider in the world, the black widow!
Zhao Qiang looked back at the students calmly, then quickly used the textbook to push the black widow lying on the blackboard to the ground, and then crushed it with his foot.
"Wow! Zhao Qiang, why are you killing animals?" Jin Boyou said compassionately, but looking at his expression, he seemed to have a feeling of physical pain.
"What? Jin Boyou has never heard of Black Widow?" Zhao Qiang said indifferently, but there seemed to be a sinister and playful smile in his eyes.
"Gulu..."
Seeing Zhao Qiang's expression, Jin Boyou felt cold from the soles of his feet upwards. Jin Boyou simply said: "I heard...I heard..."
"Well, as long as you have heard of it, you won't blame me for killing this thing this time?" After a pause, Zhao Qiang asked doubtfully: "Are there other things in our class? For example... snakes? Or... lizards, geckos
, cockroach, dung beetle?”
"..." The students were silent again, because they felt that they were already in a mess. Why did they see a glimmer of hope and hope in Zhao Qiang's eyes? Did he really want to see these things? But... these
They were really unprepared for this stuff. Originally, Xu Yitian wanted to find someone to kill a snake, but after all, there were only so many perverts in the school, and they couldn't find them even if they tried. Being able to kill a black widow was already quite impressive.
It's easier.
"No more? Then... uh..." Before Zhao Qiang could finish his words, he saw a toad on the ground. How do you say that sentence? A toad lands on one's feet and responds to others if it doesn't bite. Although this toad
It didn't fall on Zhao Qiang's feet, but Zhao Qiang was already taken care of.
First came the dead rats, then the black widows, and finally the toads. In the final analysis, these things are not as harmful as disgusting. Zhao Qiang is not afraid of these things, but after seeing so many of them in a row, there are both living and dead.
, but couldn't help but feel a chill.
Zhao Qiang blinked, admiring the students of Class 2 in his heart. Damn, it's been so long, but they can actually find these things. How did they do it? I guess they took great pains to disgust themselves?
"Huh? Teacher Zhao, why are you looking at us like that? It's not our doing."
"Teacher Zhao, don't you think we did it?"
"Zhao Qiang, if you think so, you are not being honest!"
"..."
Everyone was talking, all blaming Zhao Qiang for his fault. Zhao Qiang opened his mouth, but found that he was also mute and couldn't tell the pain!
This class was very difficult for Zhao Qiang. He was interrupted almost every once in a while. After a confused class, Zhao Qiang fled back to the Chinese language group. Gao Xiang had already come back before Zhao Qiang, and saw Zhao Qiang in a state of despair.
Zhao Qiang took a cup of water from the paper cup next to the water dispenser, and drank it all in. Zhao Qiang let out a long breath and said, "Don't mention it. Even in the deep mountains and old forests, I have never seen anything like this."
Lots of…um…animals.”
Gao Xiang was stunned for a moment, then asked in confusion: "Did you go to the zoo?"
Zhao Qiang rolled his eyes, "It would be great if it was a zoo! Which zoo have you ever seen a dead mouse in?"
"No."
"Where's the toad?"
"No."
"Where's Black Widow?"
"..."
"Where are the maggots?"
"..."
"What about those centipedes and earthworms?"
"..."
"The most damning thing is that while we were in class, a dog walked in. It was a fucking Tibetan Mastiff!" Zhao Qiang finally couldn't help but cursed. These kids have so many clever ideas!
"..." Gao Xiang finally understood what was going on. It turned out that Zhao Qiang was also ravaged by the students of Class 2. Such scenes are rare! Although Gao Xiang is the class teacher of Class 5, he doesn't know much about Class 2.
, but Gao Xiang knows a little about the current situation of Class 2. From the last monthly exam, we can see how fast the performance of Class 2 has improved. At the very least, Zhao Qiang is also the one who has persisted in Class 2 the longest.
He is the head teacher. So, not only Gao Xiang, but also all the teachers in the school already feel that the students in Class 2 have been conquered by Linfeng High School’s powerful and idol teacher Zhao Qiang. But now it seems that he wants to
There are too many...if it is conquered, will something like this still happen?
"Haha, just get used to it... It's taken so long for something like this to happen. I feel honored for you!" Gao Xiang patted Zhao Qiang's shoulder matter-of-factly.
"Go, go, take it with you wherever you feel cool!" Zhao Qiang angrily knocked down Gao Xiang's hand on his shoulder, and said depressedly: "Be careful, I asked you to treat me at noon today!" Fortunately, Zhao Qiang accepted a very strict
Hard training. It’s not like he never lay down in a smelly ditch, nor did he sleep with a toad. It’s not like that bullshit black widow never crawled on him. Zhao Qiang was already used to it. Otherwise, it would have been someone else.
Maybe it will be like vomiting!
Fortunately, we have to go out with Xu Yitian and the others tomorrow. Otherwise, although Zhao Qiang would not be afraid of such a thing, he would not be able to help but get angry. Now... Hehe... Zhao Qiang laughed in his heart.
"Haha, I'll just treat you. Originally, I wanted to treat you at noon today." Gao Xiang laughed.
Hearing what Gao Xiang said, Zhao Qiang became a little shy and said coyly: "How bad is this? Yu Xi and I didn't pay for the last time we went to your house. How can I let you invite me this time? Well...
…What should we eat?”
Gao Xiang said dumbfounded: "It's up to you, as long as it's not a place that makes dozens of braised noodles for one bowl."
"How much does a bowl of rice cost?" Zhao Qiang blinked and asked.
"..."
"Haha, I'm treating you to lunch, how can I always ask you to spend money?" Eating between men is not a private matter. Whoever has the money will take it. And the one who didn't pay will also
Keep it in mind and make up for it next time. Now, Zhao Qiang is going to make up for it.
"I beg you! I'm telling the truth. In fact, I have something to ask for," Gao Xiang said.
"Oh, our great teacher Gao Xiang of Linfeng High School, Teacher Gao actually asked me for something? Tell me, what is it?" Zhao Qiang joked.
Gao Xiang smiled bitterly and shook his head, "We'll talk about it then!"
Looking at Gao Xiang's look, Zhao Qiang didn't say much. He nodded and said, "Okay, then I'll wait until noon and you treat me to a big dinner!"
Compared with the class of Class 2, Zhao Qiang dislikes the class of Class 7. Some students will be drowsy because of the heavy teaching style of the teacher. But now, Zhao Qiang, a teacher, is facing this group of students.
They felt a little drowsy. Originally, they planned to have class in the classroom instead of always having classes outside, but halfway through class, Zhao Qiang couldn't help but pull them outside.
Standing on the playground, Zhao Qiang looked at the students from Class 7 who had already lined up in a depressed manner and said, "Can't you be more lively?"