"Let's play with each other's babies, play with each other's babies, seven flowers on one egg, not afraid of being whipped by candle drops, la la la la..." While Zhao Qiang was humming the theme song of "Let's play with each other's babies", a voice from Tang Dynasty came from upstairs.
The sound of sugar.
"Zhao Qiang..."
"..."
"Zhao Qiang..."
"..."
"Zhao Qiang is a handsome guy..." Tang Tang's roar before going crazy came, and then Zhao Qiang immediately put down the melon seeds and ran upstairs with bare feet. When Zhao Qiang ran upstairs, Tang Tang was angry and buried his head
Under the quilt, he couldn't see his expression clearly. Zhao Qiang secretly laughed in his heart. He didn't expect that an intellectual and elegant woman like Tang Tang would be furious like other Obasans. Her scream just now was so shocking that it made people cry.
Only when such a wonderful person is angry, his voice will still sound so good.
"Tang Tang..." Zhao Qiang ran over and uncovered Tang Tang's quilt. She turned over and turned her head inside. Then Zhao Qiang turned her head around, put his hands around her neck, and pulled her back.
He was helped up and said with a smile: "Haha, don't be angry. I was cooking downstairs just now and I didn't hear your voice... Come on, slow down..."
Tang Tang's two legs were still inconvenient to move. The leg with the strained muscle could barely support it, but there was a slight pain. The other leg was in a plaster, and there was no way to reach the ground. Zhao Qiang felt that he had to carefully support him for a long time.
She couldn't move a step, it was too troublesome! So, Zhao Qiang picked her up again amidst her exclamations.
There is a bathroom in the room, so you don't have to run too far. Zhao Qiang opened the bathroom door, lifted the lid of the toilet, put Tangtang on the ground, asked her to support the wall, and put the center of her body on her hands. At this time
, Tang Tangcai's pretty face flushed, and she whispered: "Okay, I can do it by myself, you go out!"
"Well, can you stand firm?" Zhao Qiang asked with concern.
"Okay..." Tang Tang didn't dare to look at Zhao Qiang, and nodded with a blushing face.
"Then... do you need me to help you take off your pants?" Zhao Qiang asked, squinting his eyes.
"No, you go out!" Tang Tang rejected Zhao Qiang's "kindness" with a serious face, so Zhao Qiang had to give up this tempting idea, closed the door and walked out. Zhao Qiang didn't stand at the door for a while, and he hadn't figured it out yet.
When I was peeping, I heard Tang Tang calling someone inside, "Zhao Qiang..."
"Here we come." Zhao Qiang pushed the door open and entered. Tang Tang had already put on his clothes and was supporting the wall with both hands, waiting for Zhao Qiang to help him.
"I'll carry you downstairs, and then I'll sort out all the things I bought. What do you want to eat tonight? How about the braised pork?" Zhao Qiang asked as he carried Tangtang downstairs. "By the way,
Don’t you take a shower at night?”
"Wash..." Tang Tang bit her lip and whispered.
"Well, I know you love to be clean. In fact, I love clean too. If you don't mind it, we can work together... uh... I mean, I can help you. You tried it when you were in the hospital.
Really? My massage techniques are absolutely top-notch and I guarantee you will be satisfied..." Zhao Qiang was confused and said with a serious face.
"No need, I can do it myself." Tang Tang refused with a red face, feeling very depressed. How could he find such a shameless boyfriend? However, Tang Tang felt that his mentality was changing a little bit.
Change. In the past, she could maintain a stable attitude when dealing with Zhao Qiang. No matter whether Zhao Qiang was a talker or a joke, she could handle it with ease. Compared with falling in love, she felt more like a confidant. But
But now it's no longer possible. Zhao Qiang has made so many overstepping actions. Although he resists on the surface, his heart is not as strong as his words.
Tang Tang showed off his first-class cooking skills and made a plate of Braised Pork, Mao Zedong's favorite. Then, a big star and a top secret agent teacher had the most delicious candlelight dinner on the dining table.
However, what should we do after eating? Going to bed after eating is very unhealthy. So, Zhao Qiang decided to create some topics. Zhao Qiang asked with a smile: "Tang Tang, are you still a virgin?
"
"What? I'm not a virgin, are you going to dump me?" If Tang Tang hadn't seen some lustful expression on Zhao Qiang's face, she would have really wanted to hit him with the remote control.
"No...I'm just asking..." Zhao Qiang said seriously.
"Then why are you asking this? I refuse to answer such a boring question of yours!" Tang Tang gave Zhao Qiang a hard look, then quickly turned his attention to the TV, deliberately pretending to be obsessed with it.
"Tsk tsk...Tang Tang, we have nothing to do tonight anyway, so let's discuss it! What's more, there are no outsiders here, so be more open! You are still a big star, why can't you make such a joke?
How about you? Look at those Zhizhi and Jiaojiao, they are all your peers, but look at their postures... OK... I won't say that, okay? Don't smash... Ouch... you
Why are you so cruel?" Zhao Qiang rubbed his head and said. "Based on my countless practices and the experience my predecessors have told me... you must be a virgin! But I still can't be sure, so I have to
Let me verify whether what I think is correct... Uh... Tang Tang, you have to calm down and be good... put down the remote control. We are discussing this. Don't think wrongly. From an academic point of view, this is also
A topic, don’t you think?”
"Zhao Qiang, can we change the topic?" Tang Tang begged helplessly.
"Okay..." Zhao Qiang nodded, and then continued to ask: "But you have to answer my question first. I'm just curious... Could it be... you want to tell me in another way?"
Tang Tang was defeated by Zhao Qiang's rogueness and shamelessness. Seeing his lustful and fascinated eyes, she had no choice but to say in a tactful way: "You are my first love..."
"Hey, what kind of answer is this? Are you too unprofessional?" Zhao Qiang said disdainfully. "Let me state in advance that I don't distrust you, I'm just talking about the current situation of society... Some women spend their entire lives
They don’t have a boyfriend, but they have a hundred bed partners. Some women have given birth to hundreds of children, and they also have double-layered virginity. What about... you don’t know this? Tianqiao Hospital is doing this recently.
Buy one, get one free event! These days, women are really too fierce. They always look for bed partners first and then a wife. Only conservative people like us will look for boyfriends and girlfriends! Hey... in Hong Kong
I dare not say, really, I feel that my thoughts are not avant-garde enough..."
"Aren't you avant-garde enough?" Tang Tang looked down on Zhao Qiang and said, "I don't know how many girlfriends you have now..."
"Okay, actually you should also know that I am very handsome, with a good personality, tall and handsome, and I can go to the hall and go to bed..." Zhao Qiang said very shamelessly.
"Tell me about your love experience..." Tang Tang really couldn't stand Zhao Qiang anymore. He felt that it would be better if he talked about his love experience...
"Okay, let me start from when I was a child!" Zhao Qiang cleared his throat and said with that vicissitudes of life and deep eyes: "When my neighbor was about the same age as me, I was still writing love letters.
'Ruhua: Hello...' and so on, etc., I have already started to help the girl I like calculate the safe period and study the type of sanitary napkin suitable for her..."
"Continue..." Tang Tang suppressed his laughter and urged Zhao Qiang.
"No!" Zhao Qiang shouted dissatisfied. "I have to expose one thing, and you have to expose another thing. This is only fair!"
"I don't have anything to say!" Tang Tang shook his head and said softly.
"Are you a virgin?" Zhao Qiang suddenly asked.
"Yes..." Tang Tang said it smoothly. After answering, he felt something was wrong. His pretty face turned red, and he glared at Zhao Qiang angrily and said, "If you dare to ask such a question again, I will go upstairs. No
Ignore you, go and get bored!"
"Okay! Okay! I will continue to talk about my glorious history..." Zhao Qiang begged for mercy. "While other boys were still blushing for a long time because they touched the girl's exposed arms, I was already holding the girl's arms.
Hands ran all over the street...
When other boys hear a dirty joke and blush and want to dig into a mouse hole, I can make up such a joke myself...
When other boys accidentally glanced at a girl's breasts and were so ashamed that they couldn't sleep for several nights, I started to study the lower body...
When other boys accidentally see a pornographic disc and their faces turn red with excitement, I have read all the pornographic videos in the world, and naturally I feel unhindered..."
"Shameless!" Tang Tang blushed and spat at Zhao Qiang.
"Haha, I think there are some... But actually, I am quite helpless, because you know, I am a very qualified man." Zhao Qiang defended himself. "I don't smoke, drink, or fight.
, don’t curse, don’t spit, don’t litter... When I have time, I will help young and beautiful women aged 18 to 30... um... just like you, women cross the road... Hey, that’s me
Such an upright man is so upright that even I can’t help it..."
Tang Tang rolled her eyes at Zhao Qiang and asked seriously: "Zhao Qiang, please stop being so talkative and answer my next question seriously, okay?"
"Well, you ask!" Zhao Qiang nodded and said.
"You have been in love so many times, can you tell me... what does it feel like to be in love?" Tang Tang asked softly.