Tang Shi immediately covered her forehead with her hands. If there really was the legendary "waterfall sweat", she would be sweating now. However, at this time, she still had to look through her fingers to see how Chen Hao was doing. In her social circle
People like Chen Hao can only be classified in the category of outliers. Even Mu Tianqi, although he likes to curse, he is still very elegant in some table manners.
"Shishi, I finally found you!"
"..." Tang Shi suddenly became depressed. Why did this person appear just as he thought of this person in his mind? The ghost is still lingering!
"It's you -" When Mu Tianqi walked to Chen Hao, he realized that Tang Shi was dining with him, and his smiling face instantly turned cold. But Chen Hao didn't care at all and just ate by himself.
When the waiter brought the fish head with chopped pepper, he immediately stretched out his hand to push Mu Tianqi away and said with a smile: "A good monkey won't block the way, please give way."
"Wow, it's delicious!" Chen Hao rubbed his hands and swallowed. His eyes were shining brightly as he stared at the plate of pepper fish heads, dotted with green peppers. As soon as he smelled the spicy taste, he couldn't help but feel raw in his mouth.
Water. Sichuan food is spicy, but more numb, and most people can't afford it. However, the current dishes have been improved. When you go to different cities, the taste will be a little closer to the local flavor. It is still a bit difficult to eat authentic.
"Shishi..."
Just as Mu Tianqi was about to speak, Tang Shi moved to the outside and said, "Don't tell me that you booked a star hotel or something. You like it, but I don't."
"Hiss, authentic, this Hunan cuisine is authentic." Chen Hao took a breath, picked a piece of fish and dipped it in some juice. It was indeed very spicy.
Seeing that Tang Shi didn't want to leave, Mu Tianqi pushed Chen Hao: "Give way."
And Chen Hao...
Eat, keep eating.
"Give me a moment, do you hear me?"
Tang Shi had an unkind look on her face at first, but now she suddenly smiled, clasping her hands together to support her chin. She didn't know why, but she wanted to see how the wretched man opposite him would deal with the shameless Mu Tianqi.
Eat, keep eating.
"What are you doing?" Tang Shi suddenly frowned again, stared at Mu Tianqi, and then said coldly: "I don't like to sit with others."
"Ahhh, it's so hot."
It's spicy and hot, but very delicious. Chen Hao kept fanning his mouth.
"One thousand, is that enough?" Suddenly a stack of Mao Zedong slapped on the table.
Chen Hao's eyes suddenly lit up, he looked up at Mu Tianqi, then pointed at himself and asked in surprise: "For me?"
"Ha~" Seeing Chen Hao's money-grubbing look, Mu Tianqi couldn't help but chuckle, nodded, and said, "Of course, with these one thousand yuan, you can go wherever you want."
Chen Hao shook his head, took a sip of his drink and continued to eat: "How about a thousand yuan for Dafa Beggar? Ten thousand is about the same!"
"One thousand and eighty, that's all I brought with me in cash!" He slapped the eight grandpa Mao fiercely under his hands. If grandpa Mao knew about it, he would definitely not let him go.
"Hehe." Chen Hao grinned and stuffed the eighteen bills into his trouser pocket.
Seeing this scene, Tang Shi snorted softly, and Mu Tianqi turned his lips to the side and laughed. How could a despicable gangster like him resist the temptation of money?
Eat, keep eating.
Mu Tianqi: "..."
Tang Shi also looked at Chen Hao in confusion, thinking that he would leave after collecting the money, but she didn't expect that he would still sit there and eat shamelessly.
"Pigs only know how to eat!" Tang Shi cursed angrily in his heart.
"Damn it." No matter how good-tempered Mu Tianqi was, he couldn't help it anymore, "You took my money, why don't you get out?"
Chen Hao chewed the fish meat, turned to look at him, and chuckled: "You gave me a thousand yuan and asked me if it was enough. Of course I said it was not enough. You added another eight hundred yuan, but you didn't say what you wanted me to do? Haha.
, did I step on dog poop today? I’m really lucky, someone actually gave me money for a meal.”
"Hey!" Tang Shi glared at him, "He's eating!"
Chen Hao hurriedly saluted and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, beauty!"
"Damn it, I asked you to give up your seat." Mu Tianqi really wanted to punch him in the head.
Chen Hao shrugged and sighed: "Sorry, I don't like to sit with men. What if you sit next to me and touch my private parts?"
"Dirty!" Tang Shi rolled her eyes at him.
"Forget it." Seeing Mu Tianqi's anger, Chen Hao stood up with chopsticks.
Seeing this, Tang Shi was shocked and Mu Tianqi laughed.
Mu Tianqi patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "It's quite sensible. If you can be so discerning every time, you will not be short of money in the future. Goodbye, let's go, I won't give it away."
Chen Hao smiled and did not answer, while Tang Shi glared at him with anger. When Mu Tianqi sat elegantly on the sofa, he called the waiter: "Send me a pair of bowls and chopsticks."
"Beauty..." Chen Hao came to Tang Shi's side.
Tang Shi snorted coldly and waved his hand: "Get out!"
"Excuse me, I'll buy you a seat for ten yuan." A ten-dollar bill was pressed on the table in front of Tang Shi.
Tang Shi was angry and funny, so she looked at him again and was speechless.
"Pah." A steel plate was slapped on the table. Chen Hao frowned and pretended to be angry: "Eleven dollars, is it enough?"
"Pfft." Tang Shi covered her mouth and smiled, so beautiful.
Moving his body, Tang Shi sat inside. His eyes didn't want to see Mu Tianqi, so they could only stay on Chen Hao. After Chen Hao sat down, he started eating by himself again. At this time, his chopsticks
After inserting it into the seafood soup, he suddenly dropped it again and shouted: "Beauty, why hasn't the pickled fish I ordered arrived yet?"
"Damn it." Mu Tianqi gritted his teeth with hatred, touched his face, and wanted to pick up the tableware on the table and hit Chen Hao. When he stretched out his hand and was about to touch him, he immediately retracted. On the bowl, cups
It's all greasy.
"911..." Chen Hao pressed the phone key.
"What do you want to do?" Tang Shi asked puzzled.
Chen Hao said calmly: "Be ready to call the police at any time. If you get injured somewhere today, you can blackmail a lot of medical expenses."
Tang Shi suddenly felt that she was a little unable to resist this man. He kept coming and going, which made people feel funny and unreasonable. She rolled her beautiful eyes, smiled, and said angrily: "Is it 110?"
"Uh, is it 110?" Chen Hao pretended to be embarrassed, "Haha, I'm sorry, I've been accustomed to this police call after studying in the United States for more than ten years."
Tang Shi was surprised: "Have you ever studied abroad?"
really……
can not tell.
After a slight pause, Tang Shi suddenly realized. She didn't know how many times she rolled her eyes in such a short period of time. She frowned and said, "Who has studied abroad for more than ten years? You were still a kid more than ten years ago."
Chen Haosheng took a sip of the good soup, smacked his lips, pointed at Tang Shi angrily, and said helplessly: "I can tell at a glance that you have never studied abroad. Don't Americans repeat a grade?"
Turning around, Chen Hao looked at Mu Tianqi and asked curiously: "How many years have you studied abroad?"
"Twelve years!"
Chen Hao nodded: "Oh, no wonder they all call you Brother Monkey. Don't say that I'm stingy, brother. Today I will introduce to you a little bit about my five thousand years of Chinese civilization. This monkey is a vegetarian animal, but Brother Monkey, well, you know
Who is Brother Monkey?"
Mu Tianqi gritted his teeth and didn't want to answer. Wouldn't the answer mean that he admitted that he was a monkey?
Chen Hao clicked his tongue, shook his head, pointed at Mu Tianqi and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, I know you don't know, Brother Monkey is Sun Wukong, you idiot!"
"Pfft--" Tang Shi finally couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of soup.
