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Chapter 27 Problems with the urinary system

Chen Hao was eating by himself. If he asked "Why are you looking at me like that?" at this time, it would immediately trigger an endless dispute. It seemed that the three of them did not recognize Chen Hao. In the game

He was wearing a handsome magic robe, but now he was wearing it loosely, making him look completely different.

At this time, the boss asked: "Are you eating here, or are you taking it away?"

Chen Hao ignored Tang Shi who had been staring at him and walked towards a seat, "Eat here, boss lady, bring me three bottles of Tianmu Lake."

"Eight dollars."

Tang Shi was startled, his eyebrows furrowed, and he wondered: "What's eight yuan?"

The boss smiled broadly: "A bunch of squid costs eight yuan!"

Tang Shi didn't say anything, turned around and walked inside. He came to Chen Hao's table, moved the stool and sat down. Without saying anything, he picked up the mutton skewers on the table and started eating. He had just bitten all the leeks.

In his mouth, Chen Hao stared at Tang Shi in stunned silence, forgetting to chew, "Hey, hey, hey, that's mine, mine..."

Tang Shi glared: "Did you write your name?"

"Hey, you..." Chen Hao chewed the leeks and smiled helplessly, "Well, wasn't I just kidding you? Your skewers of squid cost eight yuan? My mutton skewers cost two yuan.

, Well, I’ll give you three more sticks in addition to what you’re eating now, okay?”

After Tang Shi finished eating a bunch, he wiped his mouth with a tissue and sneered, "Why?"

The proprietress came over at an inappropriate time and said with a smile: "Brother, we are not a black shop. Mutton skewers cost one yuan a skewer. Here is the beer you want."

"Holy shit!" Chen Hao gritted his teeth with hatred, "Say boss lady, how can you help outsiders speak for you? They think you are dirty here, but you still help her?"

The landlady opened a bottle of beer, looked at the Tang poetry, and said with a smile: "This little girl didn't say anything. I can still tell the difference between humans and animals."

"Who are you talking about? Damn it, do you still want to open this shop?" Mu Tianqi immediately started yelling, arrogantly.

The landlady knocked on the table and said to Tang Shi: "Little girl, you look pretty, why did you find such a person? Don't think that auntie talks too much, auntie is someone who has been here, this person can survive

How many years? To find a man with a lot of money, it is better to find someone like this little brother, who can live a real life, and the rest is all nonsense."

I like to hear this.

Chen Hao laughed so hard in his heart that he really wanted to give the landlady a warm hug. Well, when the boss was not present...

"Gulu, Gulu."

Chen Hao drank beer and ate barbecue, feeling very uncomfortable.

Tang Shi kept looking at Chen Hao with her beautiful eyes, and smiled lightly, but did not directly reply to the landlady's words. But Mu Tianqi could not stand for a long time, rushed over and pressed his hands on Chen Hao's table. Chen Hao put the third

After finishing two glasses of beer, he sneered and tapped his fingers on the table in disorder: "Tsk, Xiaohei, someone is going to overturn your table!"

"Snapped!"

The four people at a table inside suddenly stood up, glaring at Mu Tianqi with dagger-like eyes.

"What are you doing? What are you doing? Sit down, brother Hao, and let him lift it. I'll give you back double what you eat right away. Why don't you do this kind of business where you can make money without losing money? Brothers, keep drinking!"

The young man waved his hand and motioned for the brothers to sit down.

"Damn, look at the quality of the people here..." Mu Tianqi yelled, but still relaxed his hands. The five people inside were shirtless and drinking. Two of them even had small yellow hair, and one

You can tell by looking at him that he is not a character to be trifled with.

Hearing this, Chen Hao suddenly laughed and said happily: "This young master is really interesting. He keeps swearing and saying that others are incompetent. Is it because I have a bad ear? Why don't I hear other people scolding me?"

What's the dirty word?"

"Damn it, this kind of birdman, you should ignore him!"

"Holy shit!" Chen Hao glared angrily at Xiao Hei's table inside. Damn it, I'm not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but I'm afraid of teammates who are like pigs. They didn't cooperate, they didn't cooperate at all.

Mu Tianqi glanced at Chen Hao with a cold light in his eyes, leaned down, and said gently to Tang Shi, "Shi Shi, let's go."

Tang Shi held his chin with one hand, his eyes still fixed on Chen Hao, but Chen Hao didn't feel any discomfort, as if it was natural for him to be noticed by beautiful women. Wherever he went, he was shining brightly.

At the same time, Clover also stood nearby and stared at Chen Hao, looking up and down. He felt as if he had seen this person before, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

A smile appeared on Tang Shi's cheeks, he waved his hand and said lightly: "Go away, I will eat here today, don't stay here, do you really like to look at people's faces so much?"

"Brother Hei." A young man about twenty years old came over. When he saw Chen Hao, he raised his hand to his ear and said hello: "Hey, Brother Hao is here too. Damn it, are you urinating?"

Is there something wrong with the system? I have to go to the toilet several times an hour."

Xiao Hei laughed and said, "You should go to the hospital and check with the nurse."

Chen Hao smiled unconsciously and teased: "The reason why you can't urinate clearly is because you are short, and the reason why you can't pee far is because you are soft. Haha, I have Viagra here, do you want it? I guarantee you can urinate three feet in the wind after taking one."

"Damn, you're short and soft." The young man understood.

"Hahaha..." All the guests at the tables inside laughed.

"This person..." Tang Shi stared at Chen Hao with interest. She couldn't explain how she felt about him. In short, he was a very interesting person. With such an obscene name in the game, people said that the game was neutral.

People's personalities in reality are different. Because of the repression in reality, they become so crazy in the game. When they are bullied in reality, they want to bully others in the game. But this person is not like that.

Whether it's a game or reality, they are all so unforgiving.

"Chirp, chirp."

Chen Hao showed no image at all in front of Tang Shi. He smacked his lips and continued to eat. Beer and barbecue were indeed a waste of money today.

"You are the best wet nurse!" Mu Tianqi pointed at Chen Hao and shouted.

"Ah?" Clover glanced at Mu Tianqi, and then looked at Chen Hao carefully. Oh my god, yes, it's him!

Chen Hao curled his lips. Since he was recognized, he would not deny it. He grinned at Mu Tianqi and said, "You are indeed my good friend. He recognized me at a glance."

Mu Tianqi rolled his eyes and cursed angrily: "Damn, who is your good friend?"

Chen Hao turned his eyes to Tang Shi and said solemnly: "Beauty, you have to be careful. There is definitely something wrong with this person's sexual orientation. I'm afraid you don't know the relationship between him and me?"

Tang Shi pursed her lips and smiled, her smile was as bright as a flower, and she narrowed her eyes slightly and asked: "Oh? What does it have to do with it? I really don't know!"

"Boss, pack the rest. I haven't touched these two bottles of wine, so it doesn't count?" Chen Hao stood up with a smile.

"Hey, I haven't finished talking yet!" Tang Shi also stood up.


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